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Chapter 460 Tang Sanzang is shy...

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen and Song Gaozong Zhao Gou looked at each other and discussed:
"What do you say? Eat or not? I think what Emperor Jin Hui said makes sense."

"eat!"

"Then eat!"

Afterwards, Emperor Yingzong of Ming Dynasty and Emperor Gaozong of Song Dynasty also joined Emperor Hui of Jin Dynasty. Each of them picked up a dead branch and gnawed it with their heads down.

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in the chat group.

Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty: Hahaha... Oops, I can't do it anymore, I'm about to die of laughter from them.

Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty: These three idiots are really lost and crazy, right?Not afraid of poisoning?
Yuan Mingzong and Shizhen: Is this the emperor of your Ming and Song dynasties?Bah, what a shame.

Ming Xianzong Zhu Jianshen: Barbarian, what are you barking at?Ask for a fight?

Yuan Mingzong and Shizhen: Cough cough, if you have the ability, fight to the death in the human world, so that you can see the power of the Qing Dynasty!

Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: Why didn't I see your great Yuan power?
Yuan Mingzong and Shizhen: ...

Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: The barbarians of the Manchu and Qing Dynasties are going to come to the human world?How about going to Shituoling to play?
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: By the way, Emperor Sui Yang, if you want to come, you can come too.

Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: When you meet a monster, even if you report me as "Ao Ji", you will definitely be treated as a distinguished guest!

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty, we have known each other for so long, you don’t think of me as a close friend at all~
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Every night, the space channel is used to block the live broadcast interface, why?Afraid of us peeking?
Wu Dadi Sun Quan: Even the spider spirits are not spared, Liu Bang, you are too absurd!

Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: Is that fox beauty tonight?Or seven spider beauties?

Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: If they revealed their real bodies, would you be afraid of Han Gaozu?
Wu Dadi Sun Quan: Liu Bang called them "baby" one by one, he will definitely not be afraid, maybe even more excited!

Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin: ...

Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: ...

Han Gaozu Liu Bang:? ? ?

Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: Hiss... No, thief Cao, grandsons, what do you want to do? ! !
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The plane of Yongzheng in the Qing Dynasty.

Under the dark night, a well-trained army is slowly stepping into the dark vortex.

Emperor Yinzhen of the Qing Dynasty rode on a horse and said in high spirits:

"Yuan Mingzong, let's go."

"In this battle, I want to let those emperors see the power of the Qing Dynasty!"

Yuan Mingzong and Shizhen shut down the dark live broadcast interface of Han Gaozu Liu Bang in a panic, saying:

"I... I'll be right here."

However, in the bottom of his heart, Yuan Mingzong murmured that Han Gaozu was also the founding emperor of the Han Dynasty after all.

Sitting on the world, what kind of beauties have you never seen?How did you hook up with vixen and spider spirits after going to the human world?

Could it be that those female goblins are really so ecstasy?Then should he also...try?
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The arena of the heavens.

Datang Wuji County outside.

Tang Taizong Li Shimin watched the live broadcast interface in the tent, Ming Yingzong and other emperors who hugged the branches and gnawed madly.

The corners of the mouth raised slightly, and then he laughed loudly, the tears of laughter almost flowed out, and said:
"Hahaha...Why are these three people so stupid? I heard from Marshal Tianpeng that Zhen Yuanzi is a great supernatural being in the Great Luojin Wonderland."

"The cultivation base is not under the Heavenly Emperor, Lingshan Tathagata Buddha, how could he allow the ginseng fruit tree to be bombed?"

"This is clearly fake!"

Later Tang Zhuangzong Li Cunxu also said with a smile on his face:

"I don't blame the three of them for being demented, it's just because Zhen Yuanzi has always lived in seclusion and his reputation is not obvious."

"If it wasn't so, how would the Great Sage dare to push down the ginseng fruit tree in a fit of anger?"

Speaking of Monkey King who was "played" for a while, Tang Taizong thought of Guanyin Bodhisattva who was still unconscious, and said:
"Yazi, do you think Guanyin is a good god? Or an evil god?"

"If we find out that we have broken Tathagata's calculations, will we repay our kindness with revenge?"

The rhetoric of good gods and evil gods was mentioned by Emperor Taizong of Tang Dynasty after listening to Emperor Shaodi of Song Dynasty.

The childlike San Shengmu should be a good god who protects the people of Mount Hua and asks for divination, which is quite effective.

As for the evil gods, they regard the people as eating food, swallowing luck, and living in a fish and meat village.

Li Cunxu, Emperor Zhuangzong of the later Tang Dynasty, saw that Emperor Taizong looked calm, and obviously had made a decision, and said:

"From my point of view, Avalokitesvara is mostly a good god, with the grace to save lives, he must be able to be used by Tang Dynasty."

"However, we still need to plan carefully."

the other side.

Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice lived in a tent, and Sun Wukong was talking about his heroic deeds with great interest:
"Master, you don't know that Zen Master Wuchao is really crazy. His relatives refused to recognize him. He sacrificed a gourd and recited a mantra, and almost killed Guanyin Bodhisattva."

"Oh, it's a pity that my grandson is sworn brother to the big brother Bull Demon King, and I don't know if he is dead or alive now?"

"I heard that he got married hundreds of years ago and gave birth to a son named Honghaier. If my grandson meets him in the future, he must take care of him."

After Tang Sanzang chanted the Buddha's name, he praised:
"Wukong, after this incident, as a teacher, I have greatly changed my opinion of you."

"I still remember that when you first came out of Wuzhi Mountain, you wantonly killed those bandits, and now you are desperately trying to save Bodhisattva."

Zhu Bajie curled his lips and said casually:

"Come on, master, do you think this Bi Mawen is really so righteous? He clearly wants to use the grace of saving his life to blackmail the Bodhisattva and break the curse."

Sun Wukong's thoughts were like a tide, thinking of the poor grandpa and grandson, he didn't explain it, and became angry from embarrassment:

"Idiot, how dare you slander my grandson!"

Zhu Bajie squeezed towards Tang Sanzang, complaining:

"If brother Jingde hadn't been patrolling around Wuji Country...Datang Wuji County to clean up monsters tonight, my old pig wouldn't be living with you, Bi Mawen."

Sha Wujing licked his lips, feeling somewhat nostalgic for the delicacy of wine and meat, and asked:

"Master, you said that if we really walked to Lingshan under the escort of Erlang and the others, would Tathagata Buddha give you the scriptures?"

After the voice fell, the camp became quiet, and Monkey King and Zhu Bajie were also lost in thought.

Before they met "Li Erlang", they ate and slept all day long, went hungry for nine meals in three days, and could only eat wild fruits to satisfy their hunger.

After meeting "Li Erlang", these days I basically didn't even go down the carriage, and I ate only vegetarian food (good food and wine).

This... should be regarded as going through untold hardships, right?
Tang Sanzang hesitated and said:

"Wujing, why don't we say goodbye to Erlang tomorrow?"

It is difficult to go from extravagant to frugal, but easy to go from frugal to extravagant. As long as he thinks about the hard life of the past, Zhu Bajie is the first to retort:

"Master, my old pig thinks, it's better to follow Erlang and the others, anyway, as long as we reach Lingshan."

It is also rare for Sun Wukong to have the same idea as Zhu Bajie, saying:

"Yes, Master, the Bodhisattva is also in the army now, and he is seriously injured. I don't know how long it will take to wake up."

"Could it be possible, Master, you want to carry Bodhisattva to the west?"

Tang Sanzang blushed suddenly in embarrassment, and said in a panic:
"Bodhisattva, she, she... can't, the teacher is a monk, and men and women can't kiss each other, let's wait for the Bodhisattva to wake up first."

Sun Wukong glanced at the flushed Tang Sanzang strangely, thought for a while, but still didn't say anything.

When Zen Master Wuchao saw the Bodhisattva, he called him a person of Cihang Taoism.

This number... sounds like a man.

(End of this chapter)