Fat Tiger wants to live a leisurely life

Chapter 183 Robots Can't Say No
"Aww~ (Northwest wind is spiritual food, but I can't live on spirit alone, sister. So I still have to give the meat that should be given, and there must be extra meals.)" Hearing this Cheng Hao said, he was just playing lip service, if he was really asked to drink the northwest wind, wouldn't he be starved to death?

He doesn't know how to photosynthesize, let alone plants like mushrooms and mosses.

"Give you an extra meal? Forget it, my sister didn't halve your food for you. You still want to add an extra meal." Sister Hong'er said angrily when she heard the words, and pinched Cheng Hao The belly drooping on the ground said, "Look at how fat you are now? It's really like a ball. If you don't lose weight, you can change your name to Little Fat Ball."

"Aww~ (It's not fat, it's strong, and it's the hidden energy in my back that I can't find food to eat in the future. Sister, do you want to know clearly?)"

How can the little tiger be considered fat?And why is he so fat?Anyway, I will still draw strips in the future, and I will lose weight sooner or later.

He just looks a little fatter now, but in fact he is not fat at all.

"That's right, you little rascal, are you still paying attention?" Sister Hong'er heard the words, and said angrily: "Just you, a little rascal, still hide energy behind your back? Whose tiger has you seen that is as fat as you? And can Huyuan be so hungry that you can't make it? If you usually eat a little less for your sister, you really can't even see your legs."

Xiaoju also told her about the hidden energy behind her back. Has this little villain watched too many cartoons recently?
"Little Fat Orange and Miss Breeder, you two can stop chatting for a while, we are going to install a small recorder on the two of you now."

"Yes, if there is no small recorder? There is no way to capture the voices of the two. After all, this place is really too spacious."

The sound engineer and make-up artist walked up to Sister Hong'er and Cheng Hao, and interrupted their conversation loudly.

"Of course there is no problem. What do you all need to do?" Hearing this, Sister Hong'er said with a smile, and stretched out her hand to hold Cheng Hao's mouth that was about to open, preventing him from continuing to speak.

"It's very simple, the two of you just need to stand here, and we will take care of the next thing." The sound engineer said with a smile, showing a recorder the size of lard sugar in his hand.

This is a hidden small recorder that can be well hidden.It will not be inconsistent with the shooting scene when shooting.

"Then I'm going to trouble everyone." Hong'er stood where she was after hearing that, and asked the makeup artist to help install the small router.

On Cheng Hao's side, the sound engineer was handling it.

"Little Fat Orange, the hair on your body is not very good to fix it. I will use transparent glue to help you stick it a little bit. You can take it off after shooting. Don't just tear it off."

The sound engineer who squatted halfway in front of Cheng Hao said, Xiaopangju is naked, with nothing but hair, put the small recorder on it, and then rolled it down.

It has to use some transparent glue, otherwise it can only be placed on the socket of Xiaopangju's head, praying that when he sings, his head won't shake things off.

"Don't worry about this little brother, Xiaoju said there's nothing wrong with it." The director said with a smile, and directly pressed Cheng Hao's big round face: "Do you know how to cooperate with the little glutton? When the matter is over, grandpa Take you to eat delicious food."

"Aww~ (Grandpa, is what you said true? You don't want to deceive me, this ignorant little tiger, right?)" Hearing this, Cheng Hao asked suspiciously, his eyes full of doubts look.

"Of course it's true. Grandpa has nothing to lie to you, you little glutton, what are you doing?" The principal said angrily when he heard the words, and pressed Cheng Hao's dishonest head.

Don't let him turn back and forth, so that the staff can help stick the scotch tape.

"Aww~ (Since this is the case, I will refrain from doing it, just trust me once, Grandpa.)" Cheng Hao said, and casually stuck scotch tape on the other side.

With Cheng Hao's consent and the principal's help, the small tape recorder was glued to Cheng Hao's chin smoothly.

Regarding this, Cheng Hao just wanted to say that his jaw is a little tight, what should he do?
"Okay, it's done, we can start working now." The sound engineer who finished all this said with a smile, then got up and walked to his teammates.

"Mr. Director, please step aside, we are going to shoot right now." The cameraman and lighting engineer who heard this said to the director.

The director immediately left Cheng Hao's side, and walked to the side to watch the filming process.

"What? The big singer Xiaopangju is going to release a new album, and two songs at once? Am I not mistaken?"

"That's right, this is really a lifetime series. I thought I would never see Xiaopangju release a new song again."

"That's right, this is simply outrageous."

The water friends in Xiancha's live broadcast were watching the female anchor or the game, and were suddenly attracted by a news, and this news was the news that the big singer Xiaopangju was about to release a new song.

Immediately, all the water friends quickly clicked in.

They were shocked by the content again. They didn't expect that Xiaopangju would release two new songs as soon as it was released.

In an instant, one by one, they started to leave messages under this column.

It didn't take much effort to come back, and this floor was built layer by layer, and there were already thousands of floors in the blink of an eye.

"Brother Wang, in just a few minutes, the splash screen we sent out has already built thousands of buildings. Everyone is looking forward to Xiaopangju's new song." Seeing this scene Operations, report to Director Wang immediately.

"I know, I know. It's just an appetizer. The company's plan is more than that, just watch."

Director Wang, who heard the report, said with a smile, looking at the familiar names on the computer.

The above has already decided that when Xiaopangju is shooting a new song, he will take advantage of the trend to create a trend. If the whole Xuan Kingdom knows that Xiaopangju is about to release a new song, let them quickly start the pre-sale, otherwise If it's too late, you won't be able to grab it.

Well, these people on the computer are all journalists, or well-known grandmothers on the Internet in the new era. The company needs to use these people to run another wave of advertisements to fully publicize this matter.

"Okay, Brother Wang, how long will it take for the whole area to flash this time?"

After hearing this, the operator asked.

The flash screen in the whole area is a super recommended position. Usually only big anchors have this treatment, so how long will they flash this news this time?

After all, I promised to give this recommendation to another famous anchor today. I can't let the news of Xiaopangju keep flashing here, right?

"You can flash Xiaopangju twice every hour. Remember that it must be on time. As for the other time, you can give it to other anchors." Director Wang said after thinking about it, and it's like this 24 hours a day When the screen flashed, he couldn't believe that there were still people who didn't know about the news that Chubby Ju was about to release a new song.

"Okay, Brother Wang, I understand, I will do as you said." Hearing this, the operator replied, and immediately did as the other party said.

Soon the names that jumped in the whole district switched to the names of other up masters.

Only then did the other grandmas breathe a sigh of relief. If all the chubby oranges were swiping the screen today, they would be doomed.

"The people on Xiancha's live broadcast are quite fast. Xiaopangju's new song is being recorded, and they have already started to promote it. Sure enough, there are still many advantages for a big company." In Hongtashan Siberian Tiger Forest Park, Brother Li Looking at the splash screen on the screen, he couldn't help but smiled and said.

"After all, Xiancha Live has obtained the release rights of Xiaopangju's album. And other related song agency rights, it is normal for them to be so anxious."

"Yeah, I heard that Pang Ju's blue and white porcelain has reached 61 billion hits worldwide, and the album has sold 8000 million copies worldwide."

"That's right, I heard that Chubby Ju might even participate in the Golden Melody Awards this year."

The bodyguards and staff on the side heard it and said in a hurry.

"Who did you listen to this news?" Brother Li couldn't help but asked in a daze when he heard the words. The global hits are 61 billion, and the album has sold 8000 million copies?Are you joking with him, where did these guys hear the news?

"Of course, it's based on Grandma's statistics on the website." The bodyguard said without thinking.

"That's right, he even showed the data." The make-up artist on the side nodded and said that he had also seen this video.

"Then you are probably being lied to. If you really have achieved so many playbacks, take a look, will the director be so stingy?" Brother Li said angrily when he heard the video. It's just a fake, okay?If there are really so many hits, why is the director so picky and searchy?
"Hey! Listening to it this way, it does seem to make a lot of sense."

"That's right, if there are really so many hits? The Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park has long since closed its doors, so where does it need to receive tourists?"

"Then it seems that the data on this website is very watery. Maybe a person has been counted after listening to it several times."

"That's right, as for the album, I'm afraid it's also a fake."

When I met the bodyguards and staff here, I said suddenly.

They said, what if the Siberian Tiger Park in Hongta Mountain is really so rich?Why is it still doing business like this, the number of breeders and cleaning and security personnel has not increased.

The data of feelings is actually fake?Then all the problems will be fully explained.

"So you are still too young to be fooled so easily." Seeing this, Brother Li said with a smile, looking at Cheng Hao and Sister Hong'er who were singing, and said, "But the little fat orange is so big in the publicity, yes We still have a lot of benefits. This time, I will use the name of Xiaopangju to help our concert."

"Oh? Then, brother Li, what are you going to do?"

Several people heard this and asked curiously.

"Of course I took advantage of this time to buy hot searches for Ah Guang. After all, at Ah Guang's concert, I could hear the chorus of Xiaopangju and Ah Guang." Brother Li said with a smile, and took out his phone Just go make a call.

The bodyguards and staff couldn't help sighing when they saw it. Brother Li is really good at doing things. Taking advantage of Xiancha's live broadcast to help Xiaopangju promote, he used the other party to preach.

"It's really beautiful music. After I heard it, I couldn't help but want to jump up. This is the power of music." Just as they were talking, a figure in front of them twisted like a water snake. passed.

It was Ah Guang who was captured by the music. Seeing this scene, the bodyguards couldn't help saying with black lines: "Who of you go up and pull this guy back? Don't let him disturb the filming."

"Otherwise, wait a while, I'm afraid he will be beaten to death."

Others were filming the album, Ah Guang ran over to make trouble, isn't this just looking for a fight?
"I think this matter is a bit difficult. None of us can catch him."

"Yes, if you can catch him, can he still stand there properly?"

The people who heard this murmured, as far as the other party is concerned, if they can catch the other party in this unbeatable appearance, the other party would have been beaten to death by them long ago.

"Well, that's true." The bodyguard who spoke said helplessly, and could only look at him like this.

"Mr. Aguang, please don't walk around. We are shooting now, and I hope you can cooperate a little bit." The director looked at Aguang who was walking around, and caught him back with a quick move.

"That's great, Mr. Director, it's really great."

"That's right, finally someone can restrain this guy, Ah Guang."

Everyone who saw this scene couldn't help clapping and applauding, with happy smiles on their faces.

"Mr. Director, please don't worry, I promise I won't cause damage. I just heard the beautiful singing, and I can't help it." Ah Guang said, who was caught, he couldn't understand how the other party could do it so easily. Catch yourself?

Obviously he dodged very well, even ten people couldn't get into him.

"Mr. Ah Guang, just to be on the safe side, it's better for the old man to hold you. After all, you can't help yourself, right?"

Ah Guang who was caught was very helpless, but there was no good way, because he really couldn't move now, so he could only stay where he was.

But fortunately, the singing didn't last long, and the filming was over.

"Thank you, Fat Ju. I'll help you take off the recorder right now." The sound engineer who finished the sound collection said with a smile, it was great that Fat Ju could cooperate with him.

"Aww~ (Then hurry up, this thing sticks to me and makes me uncomfortable.)" Hearing this, Cheng Hao said, raised his chin, and asked the other party to take the thing away.

"Miss Hong'er, do you really have no intention of debuting? I feel that your voice is no worse than those of the front-line singers. What you lack is some professional training." Brother Li smiled after listening to Miss Hong'er's singing. Asked, very much have the idea of ​​wanting to find another singer.

After all, the other party is a member of the Siberian Tiger Garden in Hongta Mountain, so he can sing with Xiaopangju directly, without hiring someone who writes lyrics and music.

Moreover, the other party's voice is very good.

As long as professional people put in the effort for a few months to a few years, you will be a very standard singer.

"Thank you Brother Li for your compliment, but I don't have this idea. I'm just a breeder. My biggest hobby is watching the cubs grow up healthily." Sister Hong'er said with a smile when she heard this. What's the point of being a singer? of?It was too far away for her.

Taking care of tiger cubs and all kinds of animals is what she has been striving for all her life.

"Well, Miss Hong'er, if you change your mind at any time, you can come to me at any time." Li Ge said with some regret when he heard the words. It's true that a talented person like Miss Hong'er doesn't become a singer. It's such a pity that the music world has lost another good singer.

I hope the other party can figure this out and turn around as soon as possible.

"Okay, thank you Brother Li." Sister Hong'er said with a smile, and handed the recorder she was carrying to the staff who came over.

"Mr. Director, the filming work is over, you should let me go." Ah Guang asked after seeing this scene.

"I'm sorry, sorry, I almost forgot about it, but fortunately it's not too late." The principal laughed when he heard this, and immediately let go of Ah Guang who was holding him.

The bodyguards who saw this scene immediately came up and said:
"How is it? Ah Guang. How does it feel to be caught?"

"Yes, I told you a long time ago, don't think that you are invincible because you have a little strength. There are many people who are more powerful than you in the world."

"That's right, you'd better control yourself next time."

Let the other party hide, and now the other party knows who to hide in front of?In front of what can you lose your skin?

"Mr. Director, our work here is over, so let's go."

After the boss saw the video and saved it, he walked up to the principal and said.

Now that the job is done, it's time for them to leave.

"Okay, everyone, be careful all the way."

The principal laughed when he heard this, and everyone in the recording studio left one after another.

"Aww~ (Now that things are settled, it's time for me to go to bed.)"

Seeing the people in the recording studio who had left, Cheng Hao muttered.Just got up from the ground.

"Where are you going, little fat orange? Don't run away, wait for me."

Seeing this scene, Ah Guang shouted, and immediately ignored the bodyguards chasing after him.But the only response to him was the disappearing orange.

"Drip drip"

"Doctor Xiaoju, don't run so fast, be careful of falling down." In the complex, the standing robot No. [-] saw it, and immediately chased after him with a blue light behind him.

Has he not forgotten what his mission is?
"Mr. Aguang, you don't need to chase anymore, you can't catch up with Xiaoju." Sister Hong'er saw Aguang who was running, and said.

The opponent only has two legs, how could he run past the four-legged Xiaoju?And it was even more impossible when Xiaoju wanted to leave.

"Miss Breeder, Little Pang Ju is running so flustered, what are you going to do?" Ah Guang stopped and asked after hearing the voice.

"At this point in time, if I'm not wrong? Xiaoju should have gone straight to the cafeteria." Sister Hong'er heard this, looked at her phone and said, Xiaoju must be ready to eat at this point in time. .

Otherwise, he wouldn't be in such a hurry.

"Is Xiaopangju going to eat? I thought it was something else." Hearing this, Ah Guang immediately became less anxious.

Since Xiaopangju went to eat, then he can find him in the cafeteria.

"Like this? Okay, I understand. I'll let Xiaoxiaoju work harder during this time, there's no problem." The principal said with a smile after hearing this.

"Then please trouble Mr. Director, Xiaoju is about to release an album. At this time, it is better to appear in front of everyone every day." Director Wang said with a smile. Since they are preparing for the release of the album, it is natural It is the most important step that cannot be missed.

That is, Xiaoju has to broadcast live. Xiaoju may get angry immediately when she broadcasts live. When everyone watches the live broadcast, they will pay attention to new songs again. Isn't there a lot of enthusiasm?
"Well, the old man will arrange a special person to live broadcast Xiaoxiaoju." The head of the garden said with a smile. Originally, no one in the Siberian Tiger Park in Hongta Mountain had time to live broadcast, but now it's different.

Didn't robot No. [-] follow Xiaoju all the time?Then let the other party do this. It just so happens that he has been following behind the community. How wasteful is it not to let him live broadcast?

Moreover, the cameras all over the other party's body only need to be plugged into the interface. Isn't this much better than their messing around?
"Mr. Director, I am the latest robot in the department. I have a series of advanced weapons such as electromagnetic guns. Did you actually let me live broadcast?" Robot No. [-], who was guarding Cheng Hao, heard the words of the director, There was an expression of disbelief on his face.

He is a majestic super robot, but now he wants to work for a little tiger?If this matter gets out, how can he mess around?

What would other super robots think of him?

"Robot No. [-], don't think things are so complicated. Come on, I will explain to you, maybe you will figure it out." Seeing Robot No. [-], he was not very willing to help.

The director immediately pulled the other party to the side, and began to do ideological work.

"Really? Mr. Consultant, don't lie to me. If I show my face in the live broadcast, not only will I be able to increase my reputation, but I will also gain many fans?" Robot No. [-] opened his mouth after hearing the words, his eyes half suspicious and half excited .

"Of course, I'm fine. Why do I lie to you with such a thing? Don't you think you can't do it?" The director looked at the robot No. [-] and asked, but he saw through the character of this robot at the first glance. Yes, reckless and showy and a little childish.

He didn't believe that the other party would miss such an opportunity to express himself.

"Of course there is no problem. I am the most powerful robot. How could there be a problem?" Robot No. [-] immediately said unhappily after hearing this.

How could his dignified latest robot not work?He will prove to the other party that not only can he do it, but he can do it very well.

"That's right, go and show me your skills." The director said with a smile: "Prove to all the robots that you are the most powerful one."

"Okay, Mr. Advisor. Leave the live broadcast to me. I will let everyone see a robot that is completely different from their impression. I will let everyone know that I am the most powerful robot." Hearing this, robot No. [-] said, the whole robot seemed a little excited.

"That's right, this is the quality that an excellent robot should have. Go ahead, let me see how good you are, and let everyone see how good you are." The director continued to fool around.

"Yes, Mr. Consultant." Hearing the high-spirited No. [-] robot here, he ran over with small steps.

"Principal, it's really okay for you to fool him like this. He doesn't look very smart." After seeing this scene, sister Hong'er walked up and said.

The director of the garden is really amazing, he made this robot stunned for a while.

"How can I be called a fool? I haven't said a single word wrong so far." The director who heard this said with a smile and explained: "The live broadcast can indeed increase his popularity, there is nothing wrong with it. "

"But the question is, is he really popular with him like this?" Sister Hong'er said weakly. The director kept trying to trick the No. [-] robot into a tool man. The robot found that he couldn't gain fans, so he wanted to see what the director would do then?

"I'm not too sure about this, it still depends on his good fortune." The director spread his hands and said, obviously I don't know, I don't know, don't come looking for me.

Seeing this, Sister Hong'er was very helpless.

Sure enough, just as she thought, the principal is the best at fooling people.

"Dear viewers, ladies and gentlemen, hello everyone!"

"Welcome to the live broadcast room. I am your favorite robot No. [-]. How are you today?"

Inside the Hulan, the No. [-] robot said while holding the phone.He also adjusted his tie from time to time, showing his handsome appearance to the audience friends in the live broadcast room.

"I said, did we go to the wrong live broadcast room?"

"Yes, I received a text message from the live broadcast platform. I just found out that Xiaopangju was live broadcasting today. But is there a change in the live broadcast room? Why did such a silly thing come out?"

"That's right, and we don't know him at all, when did we become the ones we like the most?"

"That's right, being a robot is the only one for him to be so thick-skinned."

The water friends who came in saw it.After the No. [-] robot in the live broadcast room, they were stunned one after another.

After confirming again and again that there was nothing wrong with the live broadcast room he came to, he finally got up again, and in front of him was a robot that looked like a fool.

"You may wonder who I am? Maybe you may be curious about my identity. But it doesn't matter, you will know soon." Facing the suspicion of the water friends in the live broadcast room, the No. [-] robot spun around and said.

"So what the hell are you? Hurry up and let our cute little chubby orange out."

"That's right. We're not here to see you. Can you figure it out?"

Everyone who saw this scene said with black lines all over their heads.

Now they really want to arrest the person who sent them text messages and torture them, and ask him if he has any serious illness?It's okay to push them, what does such a mentally handicapped robot do?What they want to see is the cute little chubby orange, okay?
"Everyone, don't be anxious, don't be impatient. Little Pangju will be here soon." Robot No. [-] who was being scolded expressed his pettiness, wasn't it just scolding?He's not saying he hasn't had it.

"Is this robot out of his mind? Does he know who these people are here to see?" Cheng Hao who was lying on the side was speechless. Those who came to see him didn't know who they were, so they just chattered a lot over there.

"Everyone look here and see who this is? Is it the little chubby orange you lost?" Robot No. [-] smiled and turned to the phone's camera.

"That's right, that's the little chubby orange we lost, hurry up and bring him back to us."

"Yes, yes, here is my address, please send him back to see me as soon as possible, thank you."

After seeing Cheng Hao lying down, everyone couldn't help but said happily.

Said that this is their lost tiger cub, please give it to them as soon as possible.

"It seems that everyone knows that this is Xiaopangju, which is really great." Robot No. [-] said with satisfaction after seeing this: "Then next, let me introduce who I am to you?"

"Aren't you robot zero zero nine? You just said it."

"It's robot No. [-]. Don't make fun of yourself. We're not here to see you."

"That's right, as a robot, can you show some face? I don't want you to hide private goods like this."

Hearing that everyone here said that everyone was numb, they had never seen a guy like this.

I really don't want any face at all, and I don't know which cleverness made it.

"Actually, apart from being the administrator of Xiaopangju's live broadcast room, this robot also hides an unknown identity." Facing the abuse from fans of Shuiyou, robot No. [-] said that everything is trivial and still doesn't care Movingly continued: "That is, this robot is still the latest robot from the evolution department, the strongest, most handsome and powerful."

"Now, everyone understands my identity?"

"I get it, I get it, you are the stupidest robot."

"That's right, and you don't look very smart. You said you were not smart. If you said you were not smart, we would ignore you."

"Yeah, you don't look very smart."

Hearing the water friends here typing one after another, they said where did this robot come from, it was originally made by the evolution department?This is too cheap, has the Evolutionary Department considered taking this stupid robot back to the furnace for smelting and rebuilding it?

"This idiot really regards himself as the protagonist?" Cheng Hao was speechless looking at the No. [-] robot talking to himself.

So I just closed my eyes and fell asleep, as the saying goes, out of sight, out of mind.He didn't bother to pay attention to this guy.

(End of this chapter)