Fat Tiger wants to live a leisurely life

Chapter 186

"Isn't this not robbing? Why are you so excited about nothing? Don't let the subordinates think that we are quarreling. We are all civilized people, so please be polite." The commander of Fengchuang City said, posting the original The mobile phone with the ear was directly pulled away. Is the other party trying to harass him to death?Why are you talking so loudly?He is not deaf.

"If I don't speak louder, can you guys still be so honest?" The commander said angrily: "After Xiaoju went to your place, once the concert is over, you must send him back to me immediately. "

"Don't use any excuses to keep him here, do you understand? Otherwise, I will never end with you bastard."

"I can promise to do this, but after Xiaoju's concert is over? Whether she wants to leave or not is none of my business."

"After all, this kind of thing is all about what you want. As long as I don't force you to stay, then it's useless even if you sue the headquarters." Hearing this, the Commander of Fengchuang City said with his arms crossed.

He really wouldn't force Xiaopangju to stay, but what if Xiaopangju didn't want to leave?That has nothing to do with him, after all, the eyes of the masses are discerning, and Xiaopangju will know who is good to him.

"So you bastard, are you clearly trying to fight against me?" The commander said with an ugly face upon hearing this.

"No, no, I don't have the guts to fight against you, I'm just telling the truth." The commander of Fengchuang City smiled, with a smug look on his face: "Okay, this is the end of our conversation Well, what's the matter? Wait until the time to go to the headquarters for a meeting, I'm a little busy right now, so I don't have time to chat with you here. "

"Bastard! I advise you to be kind." The commander who heard this said cursingly.

The sound of the phone hanging up came from the ear, and the whole person clenched his fists in annoyance.

"What's wrong? Commander."

"Which one is short-sighted, why did you make your old man angry again?" Chen Min who came in asked curiously when he saw the other party's appearance.

"Isn't that bastard from Peak Crack City? He wants to take advantage of Xiaoju's concert over there to get his mind twisted. I will never allow something like this to happen." The commander clenched his fists tightly, Then she cursed again and called the phone: "Damn bastard, don't think you can keep Xiaoju, you have to know who Xiaoju listens to?"

Xiaoju followed Xiaohong, as long as he told Xiaohong to come back early, no matter what tricks this guy had, it would be useless.

"Is this still in contention?" Seeing this, Chen Min sighed helplessly.Then he packed up the files aside.

"Little Fat Orange, don't run, stop obediently, we have known each other for so long, you should know that we are not bad people."

"Yeah, Xiaopangju, we promise that only one hair of yours is enough, and we will never pluck more. You just stop obediently, okay? We are almost exhausted from chasing you."

In the Siberian Tiger Forest Garden in Hongta Mountain, the two panting said, hoping that Cheng Hao, who was running with his head buried in front of him, would be more obedient and stop to let them pluck a hair.

But it was obviously impossible. Just as the two of them ran around the corner, a fluffy tail poked out with a "swish".

The two who were exhausted and still chasing after each other, how could they have thought of such a situation?Immediately, the two of them turned into cannonballs and flew out directly.

There was a long ditch about ten meters away on the ground, and the mouth was filled with mud.

"Ah~ ah, hateful little fat orange, you are too bad." When pulling his head out of the mud, he said cursingly.

Desperately spitting mud towards the outside, the opponent's hand directly turned them into earthworms.

The nasty little fat orange is really bad, they must deal with each other severely.

"Bah bah!" Chou Shi on the other side also stuck out his tongue, cursing.

He had never seen such a fine tiger.

"Aww~ (Just you two guys want me to catch me without a fight? Do you really think I'm nothing?)" After withdrawing his tail, Cheng Hao started to act again, and he would let these two idiots know that he had provoked him What will happen to him?
Doesn't this give them some seriousness, do they really think that they are nothing to eat?
Today he wanted to let them understand that a tiger would cheat people when it was in a hurry.

"These two officers seem a little not very smart."

"Indeed, someone who can be overwhelmed by Xiaopangju? This is the first time I've seen it."

The security guard who was watching the surveillance in the security room couldn't help sighing when he saw this scene.

I don't know if these two officers fainted from exhaustion?Since such low-level traps will fall into the trap, they don't know what to say?
At first, I thought that the two of them should be very capable in chasing Xiaopangju closely.

Looking at it now, the two of them seem to be like this.

"Principal, these two seem to have suffered a lot." Sister Hong'er, who was passing by, said to the principal next to her after seeing her.

Judging by the looks of the two of them, this time the fall was not easy.

I don't know if the tooth has fallen out, do I need a filling?
"If you suffer a loss, you will suffer a loss. Suffering a little more is not harmful to the two of them. Let them know that the little tiger has a bad heart." The director couldn't help but said with a smile when he heard the words, and reached out to touch Xiao Wang: "Little Wang, you should move too, look at how happy Xiaoju is moving? Don't say that you will grow into that big fat man by then."

"Aww~ (I'm already big, it doesn't matter if I'm stronger.)" Xiao Wang, who heard this, muttered.

As for his head, it's very normal, okay?It would be too ugly if it was that thin.

"You can't say that. You eat and sleep every day. Grandpa is very worried about your health. Otherwise, how about you run away with Xiaoju from today on?" The director smiled. asked.

"Aww~ (Of course it's very bad. Why should I run away? It's not that I'm full and have nothing to do.)" Xiao Wang said, turned around and ran away, and stayed with the other party, he Maybe they are really going to be caught and run away together.

"Really, as a father, why is he not as strong as Xiaoju?" Seeing this, the director couldn't help shaking his head and said.

"It must be because there is no benefit." Sister Hong'er at the side said, the head of the garden actually caught the tigers to work, and did not give the tigers any benefit.

Can they?It was called a ghost.

"These little tigers eat and drink from the tiger garden, why do they still want to benefit every day? This is a bad thing. They should learn to work hard to repay the tiger garden." The head of the garden said, opened the mouth.

These little tigers just want to benefit when they open their mouths and shut their mouths. This is not a good habit and must be corrected.

They are still so young, why do they want to benefit every day?You must know that experience is much more useful than previous money.

"..."

Hong'er at the side couldn't help being speechless after hearing the words.

This reminded her of what the director told her when she first came to Hongtashan Siberian Tiger Garden. The director told her that young people should not think about money in everything, but should experience more and endure hardships, so that the days to come will be sweeter.

So, she suffered in the tiger garden year after year.

I didn't expect that the director of the garden would actually use this trick on the little tigers.

"Ah~"

Just when Miss Hong'er was thinking this way, the voices of Zi Shi and Chou Shi suddenly came.

"What happened to the principal and the others? Shall we go and have a look?" Sister Hong'er asked, only to find that the phone in her pocket rang.

"You answer the phone first, I'll go and see what's going on?" Hearing this, the director said, and walked towards the direction of the voice.

"How are you, Commander? Do you have anything to do?" Sister Hong'er who answered the phone asked.

"It's nothing serious. I just want to tell Xiaohong that when you go to Fengchuang City, you must keep an eye on Xiaoju, and you must not let some unknown guys get close to Xiaoju."

"If the local evolutionist department tries to keep you and Xiaoju in any way? Just ignore them." The commander said with a smile, kicking the wall with his toes.

"Eh? Fengcrack City wants to keep Xiaoju and me?" Sister Hong'er asked as she slowly chased towards the director.

"Yes, the guys in Peak Crack City are not good people. You have to be careful with them, don't be fooled by them." The commander nodded, his tone was extraordinarily serious.

"Okay, I understand. I will remember what you said, Commander, and watch Xiaoju carefully." Sister Hong'er nodded and said, and saw two flagpoles hanging on the west side of the complex building. silhouette.

"Master, master, put the two of us down quickly. I feel my brain is a little congested, and my consciousness is almost unconscious."

"Yeah, master, I feel really uncomfortable, please show mercy and let us both down."

The two hanging on the flagpole looked at the giggling figure on the ground and begged for advice.

"I told you two earlier that Xiaoju is not easy to deal with, you two little guys just don't believe it, now you know how powerful Xiaoju is?" said the head of the garden while untying the chain.

"Got it, got it. We won't dare to underestimate Xiaoju next time."

"Yeah, that's right, Xiaoju can still make traps. It's really scary."

The two people who heard this said one after another, and they were both very tossed.

They never expected that, as a little tiger, Xiaoju would actually set up a trap to trick them into being fooled.

Even if this kind of thing is said, no one will believe it, right?

"Xiaohong, what's wrong with you? I seem to have heard the sound of the twelve o'clock, what happened to them?" the commander asked, a little confused about the situation.

"Report to Commander, there is nothing wrong with the two of them, it's just that Xiaoju played tricks on them." Looking at the two who were slowly put down, Sister Hong'er explained: "Xiaoju made a trap, put them in the trap." Tuned to the flagpole. The superintendent is letting them both down now."

"Is it like this? Xiaoju is really naughty, how can she do such a bad thing? How is it? Xiaoju is not injured, right?" the commander asked with a smile.

"No, I didn't see Xiaoju's shadow, so I probably ran away again."

"As for the situation of the two of them, I don't know much about it." Sister Hong'er said.

"The two of them? You don't have to worry. They are the ace evolutionists in Kyoto, and they are not so easy to get hurt." The commander said with a smile after hearing this.

Isn't it just a small trap?At most, hang the two of them up for a few days, how could they be injured?This is really underestimating them.

"That's good, that's good. I was still worried that the two of them would get hurt. After hearing what you said, Commander, I feel more at ease." Sister Hong'er couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when she heard the words.

"How is it? How are you two little guys doing now? Can you still move?" The director looked at the two who were put down and asked with a smile.

"Report to the master, everything is fine except for the two of us who are a little dizzy."

"Yes, master, don't worry, the two of us will take a short rest and go after Xiaopangju immediately."

The two who heard this shook their heads and said.

Although the two of them were a little dizzy, they had already figured out Xiaopangju's routine.

Next time, I won't fall for such a low-level trick again.

"Very well, it seems that the two of you have realized your shortcomings. I am really happy for you."

"Then you guys take a short break and continue chasing Xiaoju." The director said with a smile.

"Yes, master." The two nodded upon hearing this.

So she got up again from the ground, they won't give up so easily, so Xiaoju just washed her hair and waited for them.

"How dare you chase me? If you don't teach you a lesson, you really think I'm easy to bully, don't you? Next, I'll make you cry." Cheng Hao, who put the watermelon rind on the ground with his tail curled up, muttering.

He jumped on the door again and stuck an opened can of chili powder on the crack of the door.

Then put it on the ground again, one after another, round dry soybeans.

And before he finished all this, he didn't know where he got out a bag of flour?Put it directly on the window sill.

"Aww~ (I want to see, you two guys, do you still dare to chase me?)" After finishing all this, Cheng Hao nodded in satisfaction, then sat down on the ground, waiting for the two unlucky men Here comes the egg.

"Brother Security. Where is Xiaopangju now? Can you tell us?" The two, who had rested and felt strong, asked the security guard in the monitoring room as they walked.

"Are you two still planning to chase Xiaoju? It's too much for you to be tormented by him, or forget it." The security guard in the monitoring room looked at the entire Siberian Tiger Park in Hongta Mountain and said.

Looking at the miserable appearance of their two brothers, he was a little embarrassed to tell them?

Otherwise, the two of them should forget it.

This is made into such a look by Xiaoju, why don't you give up?This is also a bit too stubborn, right?

"It is absolutely impossible for us to give up easily."

"That's right, the word "giving up" is not included in the life creed of our two brothers, so you don't need to persuade Brother Security anymore."

Upon hearing this, the two immediately spoke.

Are the two of them such easy to give up people?It is definitely not unexpected, so the other party must not say such things again, it is impossible for them to give up so lightly.

"Okay then, I'll tell you two little oranges, where is he now? He's in the utility room of the Tiger Park now." The security guard said.

As the saying goes, ghosts who seek death with good words but hard to persuade are talking about these two.

"Okay, okay, we got it." The two people who got the information they wanted said happily, and ran towards their destination without stopping.

"These two guys are tall and don't have a long memory." Looking at the two people walking away on the screen, the security guard shook his head and said.I don't care anymore.

I hope the luck of the two of them will be better, and they won't be in the same bad luck as before.

"Aww~ (Hey, these two guys came here pretty fast, let me see, which idiot stepped on the watermelon rind?)" Cheng Hao, who was waiting in the utility room, heard footsteps.

Don't narrow your eyes in an instant, waiting for them to run up stupidly, he believes that these guys will be hooked soon.

I just don't know that the big mouse took the bait?Or the big buffalo took the bait?
"Be careful, little fat orange is not an ordinary tiger, he is a shrewd little tiger."

"We've suffered losses over and over again, so we can't eat any more." Zishi walked outside the utility room, looking extremely cautious, as if he was dealing with some terrifying guy?

"That's right, it's true that we can't be fooled anymore. If we are fooled again, wouldn't the two of us become two hundred and five?" Hearing this, Chou Shi nodded his head in deep agreement.

The two walked and stopped to look around, and they touched the door of the utility room.

"Be careful, there are watermelon peels on the ground." When Chou Shi came to the door, he just wanted to step in.He was pulled back by Zi Shi at the side.

"It's so dangerous, Xiaoju, a little villain, actually set up such a sinister trap at the door?" Seeing the watermelon rind hidden in the darkness on the ground, Chou Shi couldn't help but gasped.It's a good thing he didn't step in, otherwise his butt would be smashed into eight petals now.

"That's for sure, otherwise you still expect him to be polite to you?" Chou Shi said, stretched out his foot and kicked the watermelon rind away, then pushed open the door and walked in.

Then he noticed that his eyes turned red, and then a pungent smell filled his entire nasal cavity, and his whole body began to tremble immediately.

"Ahem, you don't have a big mouse, do you? It smells so good of chili noodles, why did Little Fat Orange hide so many things?"

Chou Shi, who was following closely behind, immediately stopped in his tracks after seeing the pepper noodles sprinkled down one after another.

"Ahh~ spicy~"

After his words fell, the mouse immediately responded.

I saw that Zi Shi's whole body was distorted.With the chili noodles on his head, his face was as red as a monkey's butt, because it was so hot that his whole body trembled.

"Mice, are you alright? You don't look very well." Seeing this, Chou said.The whole person was very worried.

"Come and try if you have the ability." The mouse who heard this said through gritted teeth.

Spicy, really too spicy.

"Forget it, this chili noodles look very spicy, I can't eat it." Hearing this, Chou said, saying that he doesn't want to try the other party to eat it by himself, and there is no need to bring his .

"Then just shut up honestly." Zi Shi said with bloodshot eyes, and his whole body made a hysterical voice.

"Oh." Chou Shi heard it, nodded his head honestly, and didn't dare to talk anymore.

Long-winded words?I'm afraid he's about to eat chili noodles.

"Stop it, hurry up and take a picture of the chili noodles on my body, if you don't take pictures again? I'm going to be burned to death." Zi Zi said when he heard this.

"Okay." Chou Shi listened and nodded.He reached out to help take a picture.

"These two idiots are so stupid, can they really be fooled?" Cheng Hao, who was hiding behind the window, heard the movement inside.Can't help but smirk.

Then, he quietly hid his figure.

Bring the two of them back in, and then give them a big surprise, so that they will never forget it.

"How is it? Are you ready? Why are you so procrastinating in doing things?" Zi Zi said while closing his eyes, clenched his fists.

"Don't urge, don't urge. Am I working hard? If you urge me any more, I won't be able to go any faster. Do you really think this thing is easy to handle?" He said while cleaning up the ugliness of the opponent's head, and took the wet wipes one by one. Throw it outside.

Thanks to the fact that big rats often burrow into the ground and have the habit of carrying wet wipes?if not?The other party can have fun.

"It hurts~ Take it easy, I feel like you're going to take off a layer of my skin." Zi Shi gritted his teeth and said, is the other party helping him or hurting him?Is he planning to take off a layer of his skin?

"I have used the lightest force, it's because your skin is too thin."

Hearing this, Chou Shi opened his mouth and looked at it from time to time, for fear that something would pop out of the utility room for him.

"Nonsense, I drill the ground every day, my skin is thick, it's because you are too strong as a bull, quickly wipe me clean, we have to continue chasing Xiaopangju." Zi Shi said angrily , When I was ugly, I worked honestly.

After a short while, I finally wiped off all the chili noodles on the opponent's body.

"It's all done, how do you feel? If it doesn't work, you can only find a place to take a shower next to it." Chou Shi shook the wet tissue bag in his hand and said.

Good guy, give the other party a wipe, and the whole package of paper will be wiped out.

"It's okay now, although it's a bit spicy, but I can still stand it." Zi Shi clenched his teeth and said, looking around: "Hurry up and find that nasty little villain, I'm really mad. You must teach this little villain a lesson, even if the master comes, it will be useless."

"You have to be able to catch him. We can't even catch up with him. How can you teach him a lesson?" Chou Shi said helplessly.

"Then look for him, I don't believe that this little villain can fly into the sky and escape from the ground?" Zi Shi said, stepping forward with one foot.

Suddenly, the whole body disappeared with a "shua".

In the dark environment, Chou Shi seemed to hear the sound of his pants being ripped.

"Mice, are you alright? Mouse." Chou Shi looked at the mouse with a big fork on the ground and asked.

"If you have the ability, try it, and you'll know if it's okay?" Zi Shi covered his lower lip and said, the other party is really watching the fun, so he doesn't think it's a big deal or it's all right, he looks like he's all right Well?

"Forget it then, did you step on something?" Hearing the scandal of these words, he quickly shook his head and asked, he just vaguely seemed to hear the sound of the other party stepping on something?

"Yes, it's another conspiracy by the chubby orange envoy." Zi Shi touched from under his feet, and soon came out a few soybeans and said.

Damn, he is dignified at twelve o'clock.It actually overturned the car on it.

A small soybean can make him split.

"If it really doesn't work, why don't we stop searching? I feel that Xiaopangju's methods are more than this level, maybe there are even worse things waiting for us." Seeing this, Chou couldn't help but move cautiously leaning forward.

Good guy, it's a good thing he didn't step down.Otherwise, just this family, he would have to chop a big fork.

"Well, let's not play with Xiaopangju anymore, let's go out first." Zi Shi, who slowly got up, nodded and walked towards the door.

But at this moment, the two discovered that the door of the utility room had been locked from the outside at some point, and no matter how hard they pushed it, they couldn't open it.

"Not good, Little Fat Ju locked the door from the outside. He is forcing us to go in again." Chou Shi used his strength, and when he found that the door panel was about to be lifted by him, he stopped quickly.

If he dared to open the door?After a while, the master will open his head.

"Damn little fat orange, you must not be caught by me. Otherwise, I will not let you go." The mouse who heard this cursed and carefully held the chair beside him.

"What are you doing?" Chou Shi asked suspiciously when he heard the words, did the other party want to break the door open with a chair?If that's the case, the two of them will probably be beaten.

"Of course I used this chair as a test, otherwise you really want to walk over it? You won't be able to fall to your death then." Zi Shi said, and walked towards the window slowly.

This time he learned to be smart, instead of rushing ahead, he held a chair and explored the way.

"These two guys are pretty smart, but it's a pity that's all they are." Cheng Hao who was at the door peeked at the situation inside and muttered.

Then he walked away with strides. After cleaning up these two guys, it was time for him to take a rest, and there was no point in arguing with these two idiots any longer.

"Ahem~" After he left, the sound of two people coughing soon came from inside.

Then two people who seemed to be covered in ash came out from the back of the utility room.

"Damn little chubby orange, he's so despicable and insidious. I haven't seen a more despicable and insidious animal than him."

"Yeah, this villain actually put this kind of thing behind us to bully us."

The two were cursing while touching the flour on their heads.

"Did you two fell for the trick again?" Seeing the two of them returning to the boys' dormitory in disgrace, the principal couldn't help but sigh.

Judging by the appearance of these two little guys, I'm afraid they have been tortured a lot.

"We suffered a little loss, but we won't just give up."

"Yes, master, just take a good look and come."

The two who heard this said, touching their heads in embarrassment.

"Then you two work hard, I believe you two will definitely be able to do it." Hearing the words, the director looked at the two of them and said.

"Yes, master." The two replied heartily after hearing this, and went to take a bath.

"Hey! The two little guys really don't have a long memory at all. After chasing for so long, haven't you figured out the gap between yourself and Xiaoju?" Seeing this, the director shook his head helplessly and said.

"You little villain, why do you have time to come to my sister's place? Aren't you being chased around by those two?" Sister Hong'er, who was eating watermelon in the dormitory, said after seeing the ghostly head at the door.

"Aww~ (Just the two of them? I made a little trick and turned them around. Is there anything else I need to do?)" Cheng Hao stepped in, curling the melon with his tail very skillfully , chewed up and said.

"Really? It seems that sister has underestimated you?" Sister Hong'er laughed.

"Aww~ (Of course, I've said it before, those two idiots are not the same.)" Cheng Hao nodded and said, looking at the hidden thing behind Sister Hong'er's bed quietly, and said: "Aww~ (Sister, what is behind you? I don't think I saw it when I came here yesterday.)"

"You said this, this is the welfare issued by the department." Sister Hong'er took out the gift box from behind the bed and said, and opened it in front of Cheng Hao.

"Aww~ (I thought it was something good? It turned out to be just a bag?)" Cheng Hao said in great disappointment after seeing it.

"Otherwise, what do you think you would eat? You little villain is really greedy." Sister Hong'er closed the lid and said, knocking on Cheng Hao's head: "If there is nothing else, you little brat Go to sleep, bastard."

"Aww~ (I went to sleep, it's not that eating is not fun.)" Cheng Hao said, turned around and ran away.

He still has to see his subordinates tonight, but he has no time to continue strolling here.

"Go, go, little glutton." Sister Hong'er laughed, and Cheng Hao jumped out of the window and headed for his tiger pen.

"Drip drip"

"Drip drip drip"

In the tiger pen, robot No. [-] complained when he saw Cheng Hao coming, "You came back too late today, it's much later than before."

Now there are no living people in the live broadcast room, which really makes him very depressed. The only time when there are many people is when the other party appears on camera.

It can be said that he has to rely on the other party to live broadcast now.

The other party came back later than usual tonight, can you bear it for 2 minutes?You must know that time is money, and the other party made him lose a lot of money all at once.

"Aww~ (It's not good that I came back late, you guys use my account to chat, you have a good chat?)" Cheng Hao was very speechless when he heard this, since this guy took his account to chat.

There are not many living people in his live broadcast room now, even if there are, let's watch this guy live.

It can be said that thanks to this guy, no one in his live broadcast room urged the live broadcast anymore.

He really wanted to thank the other party's eight generations of ancestors.Perhaps for robots, there must be no concept of ancestors.

"Have you seen it? Xiaoju is back, let's continue the live broadcast."

"Welcome to the new teammates. If you have any questions, you can ask this robot."

"This robot promises to talk endlessly, knowing everything? I will definitely tell everyone everything I know." Seeing that the number of people in the live broadcast room is increasing, robot No. [-] has no time to complain. He quickly started his own live broadcast.

"We just want to know when you, a bogus robot, can get out and let the young lady come and broadcast us live?"

"That's right, you fake robot, we are here to see Xiaopangju, not to see you, do you have something in mind?"

"That's right, hurry up and move your stinky face away, we want to see the beautiful face of Xiaopangju."

The water friends who heard this immediately took action, and in an instant, the entire live broadcast room was swiped.

(End of this chapter)