Fat Tiger wants to live a leisurely life

Chapter 208 Don't Eat Anymore

"You little villain, you really want to eat anything? You don't even let mosquitos go." Hearing this, Sister Hong'er said speechlessly, and trampled the falling mosquitoes into slag. scum.

Afraid that Cheng Hao in front of him couldn't bear the temptation, he licked it directly.

"Aww~ (Sister, what do you mean by that? I'm a hygienic tiger. I won't eat something that falls directly on the ground, and it's been more than three seconds.)" Seeing this Cheng Hao couldn't help but rolled his eyes and said.

As for the other party being so cautious, he is not a little tiger anymore, okay?Where can I pick up things on the ground to eat, and the calculation time is more than three seconds.

"Don't be afraid of [-], just in case. All the things in the wild are full of parasites and germs. It's safer to trample them into scum."

Sister Hong'er put her feet away, and she nodded in satisfaction when she saw that there had been no mosquito corpses on the ground for a long time.

"Aww~ (This mosquito has been physicalized by you, sister, what about the germs and parasites?)" Cheng Hao said weakly.

Poor little mosquitoes, they were all poked into ashes and slandered miserably. Those who saw it were sad and those who heard it shed tears.

"Then you have to be careful. It's never a big mistake to be careful in everything." Sister Hong'er said, and joined the team members in killing mosquitoes.

There are quite a few of these mosquitoes, and they carry deadly poison. They must not be allowed to leave here, and all of them must be wiped out in the forest.

"Aren't you two very capable just now? Why are you pretending to be a bear here? Hurry up." Robot No. [-] releases a strong electric current with every gesture. Ruined.

After he wiped out the mosquitoes in front of him, he found that Zi Shi and Chou Shi, who were about to compete with him just now, were standing still.

Suddenly, the mocking mode was launched.

"Last time the hammer hit, the two of us will be able to hit it even if we are unarmed."

"Yeah, do you really think that the two of us are just like your iron bumps, are you made of iron?"

Hearing this, the two said angrily, if they could have joined, they would have done so long ago, why would they bother with each other here, it's because it's not easy to join now, so the two of them didn't join.

After all, no matter how hard this is, the two of them are still mortals, wanting to avoid being bitten by mosquitoes?Still impossible.

"Hahaha, you two guys now know how powerful this robot is. Let me tell you, even if this robot stands here without moving, how can these broken mosquitoes withstand this robot?"

Robot No. [-] laughed presumptuously when he heard the words.These people now know the benefits of robots, right?It's a pity that they will never be able to become such a wise and powerful robot that is unparalleled in the world.

"We don't know if we can get you, but what we want to say is that if you don't take your hand back, I'm afraid it will be gone soon."

"Yeah, can you take a look at the surrounding situation before you brag?" Zi Shi and Chou Shi watched, and said after a large group of mosquitoes landed on the hands of No. [-] robot.

Does this stupid robot think it's okay if he's made of iron?Is there no condition to see the venom of these mosquitoes dripping all over him, is his iron skin emitting green smoke?

"Ah?? What's going on here? How can this damn mosquito be so powerful? This robot is made of high strength and precision."

Seeing this scene, robot No. [-] said in a panic.

Immediately, a large amount of electric current came out of his body.

"No matter how powerful you are, you still have troubles when you encounter some things. Do you really think you are invulnerable?"

"That's right, even if you're a robot, at least you should be in awe, okay?"

Seeing robot [-] flustered by electric mosquitoes, the two were speechless.This stupid robot is so stupid, isn't his brain too smart?I really feel anxious for this idiot.

"You two don't make sarcastic remarks here, this robot is so strong, it won't be so easy to cause accidents." Hearing this, robot No. [-] said, a blue arc appeared on his finger, and he began to give himself The injured body was healed.

And his treatment method is also very simple, that is to perform electric welding for himself.

In order to ensure that his powerful body will not be corroded due to injury.

"You robot still has this spot welding skills?" Zi Shi was a little surprised when he saw it, but he didn't expect the other party's method of repairing himself to be so simple and unpretentious.

"Yeah, and the craftsmanship looks pretty good." Chou Shi nodded and said, the hand of this stupid robot is quite steady, no matter how you look at it, it's not ordinary.

"Of course, the craftsmanship of this robot can even weld aerospace ships. It's just repairing small problems on the body. Where can it be difficult?" After repairing the parts of the pig iron that encountered venom, Ling Ling Robot No. [-] breathed a sigh of relief.

It was so dangerous, so dangerous that his body was almost going to rust, but fortunately, his superb skills prevented this from happening in time.

But this damn mosquito is really hateful, and it almost made him overturn.

"Little Pang Ju, these mosquitoes are so scary, I'm so scared, can you protect me?" Mai Mai moved to Cheng Hao's side, with both hands hanging on his back, fingers stroking his big belly from time to time .

He still wanted to extend downwards, but was soon stopped by Cheng Hao's big claws.

"Little Pangju, what are you doing? I'm so scared right now, shouldn't you comfort me?" Looking at the paws blocking her, Maimai blinked her big eyes and said, her fingers dishonestly picked up the soft It's almost a big meat pad.

"Aww~ (As long as one sentence of what you said is true, I can eat this tree.)" Sensing the other party's small movements, Cheng Hao couldn't help but rolled his eyes.

Doesn't it seem like you're scared just by taking advantage of the opportunity?Don't be kidding, he was about to laugh when he saw the other party.

"Little Fat Orange, I can't hear or understand what you said, but I'm really scared now, you quickly take your little paw away and let me feel the warmth." Mai Mai said after hearing this, He reached out and touched it again.

But Cheng Hao wouldn't be fooled by her, so he pulled the team members who were close to him with a swipe of his tail and stood in front of him.

"Um, Miss Mai, we seem to be meeting each other for the first time, isn't it a little bad for you to be like this?"

The team members who had just put away their guns to see how the situation was going felt dizzy for a while, and then realized that someone touched his face and couldn't help saying weakly.

Although it is romantic to be touched by a girl on the face, his current posture of the pharaoh hanging upside down is not beautiful.

"I'm sorry, sorry, I wanted to touch Xiaopangju, but this little villain suddenly used you as a shield." Seeing that he touched the wrong person's wheat, he quickly apologized.

"I don't mind this matter, but you can ask Xiaopangju to straighten me up, I feel a little dizzy." The team member who heard this said weakly, what's the matter?The two of them played themselves and suffered.

"No problem, no problem." Mai Mai nodded, what did she just want to say?I saw Cheng Hao's tail began to loosen.

The team member who was hung fell down immediately, and she was so frightened that she quickly closed her eyes and didn't want to watch this scene.

"Ah?" The team member who fell to the ground uttered the wrong voice. He couldn't figure out what kind of bad luck he had.

How can he be used as a shield for others for no reason, and still suffer this kind of suffering?

"Xiaoju, what are you bad bastards doing? Why are you lifting the team members up?" Sister Hong'er, who heard the movement here, saw this scene, and immediately asked.

"Aww~ (I'm giving this team member a marriage, he should thank me.)" said Cheng Hao, who let go of his tail.

As the saying goes, as long as you dare, we have stories, and what he is doing now is to create stories for them.

It's just that this team member's reaction was really bad. He fell from this height and still hasn't bounced up. It's really a bit too embarrassing. Fortunately, he also helped the opponent.

well!This is the legendary mud that cannot support the wall.

"You little villain writes bad things and says you are late, but do you think my sister will believe your nonsense?" Sister Hong'er said angrily, pinching Cheng Hao's big round face and moving towards, got up The team members walked over: "You little villain, quickly apologize to others, look at what bad things you little villain have done?"

"No need for Miss Breeder, I believe Xiaopangju didn't do it on purpose." Said the team member who was patting and waving.

"Aww~ (Sister, did you hear that? He doesn't blame me at all, he just wants to thank me.)" Cheng Hao said after hearing this, and looked at the shy Mai Mai. Very embarrassing team member.

I feel that my red line should be half of the success. As for why there is no other half?It's very simple, because my sister came over and interrupted the other half.

"What nonsense are you bastard talking about? Hurry up and apologize. It's one thing for the other party to want it, but another for you to apologize, you know?" Sister Hong'er said, pressing Cheng Hao's big button. The head apologizes.

"Aww~ (Got it, got it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.)" said Cheng Hao, whose head was pressed.

The button has been pressed down, so let's apologize, or the head will be lowered in vain.

"Xiaoju even apologized to you, so you shouldn't be as knowledgeable as him." Sister Hong'er said to the team members with a smile when she saw this.

"Okay, I didn't blame Xiaoju." The team member who heard this replied, and continued to pat the dusty clothes.

"Little Fat Orange, you little villain, you look so bad, come here quickly and let me pat your head to punish you." After seeing the team members patted their clothes, Mai Mai came over and said.

"Aww~ (Do you still have the face to say this? It's not a good thing you did.)" Cheng Hao said unhappily when he heard this, turned his head and started complaining to Sister Hong'er.

"Okay, okay, my sister knows that this matter is not your fault, she attacked you secretly, you don't care about her." Sister Hong'er comforted her with a smile after hearing this, and said to Mai Mai beside her: "You too Don't keep doing things like this, be careful and Xiaoju will give you a bite later."

"No, Xiaopangju is so good, how could he be willing to bite me?" Mai Mai said, sticking out her tongue.

"That's because he didn't bite you to wait for him. If you really bite, you regret it, but it's over. It's not so easy to let go after being bitten by him." Sister Hong'er said helplessly, the other party really thought that Xiaoju was not good. bite?
You must know that rabbits will bite people when they are in a hurry, let alone a tiger?If he took a single bite, it would definitely rip his bite to pieces.

"It's okay, when Xiaopangju is about to open his mouth, I will stuff a piece of bread into his mouth, and he won't bite me after eating the bread." Mai Mai said, and took out a piece of puff bread from the bag Said to Cheng Hao: "Don't come and bite me, little fat orange, you know? You see, my sister has prepared delicious puff bread for you. As long as you are obedient, I will give it to you."

"Aww~ (I'm a tiger, what do you think of me, big sister? Take out the bread for me to eat, can you be more outrageous?)" Looking at the puffs taken out of the opponent's hand, Cheng Hao snapped his tongue After rolling up the puff, he said.

"That's what you said, but your body isn't very honest, you little scoundrel." Sister Hong'er said angrily when she saw this, and pressed down the puff that Mai Mai was holding: " Don't give this little villain the wheat, if you eat it again? His weight is going to be overweight again."

"Eh? Like this? That's fine."

Hearing this, Xiaomai, who was planning to keep giving puffs, had to put away the puffs.

Since Sister Hong'er has said so, it seems that Xiaopangju really can't eat puffs anymore.

"Aww~ (I think there is a problem. I am exercising in the forest now. It consumes a lot of calories. It will not be a problem to eat some puffs.)"

"Aww~ (Otherwise, what if I collapse from hunger? It will be even more troublesome if you carry me back.)" Seeing that the puffs that were about to reach his mouth were taken away, Cheng Hao couldn't help staring at the put away food Said.

What would he look like if he ate a puff like a majestic tiger?Sister, don't make such a fuss, okay?

"What are you kidding? You little bastard is so fat, you can last for a while even without eating. What's more, you just finished eating?" Sister Hong'er said, and I put the puffs into my pocket , lest the wheat be fed secretly.

"Little Fat Orange, I really want to give you puffs, but you have also seen that the puffs are not in my hands now."

Seeing this scene, Mai Mai spread her hands and said, expressing that she was powerless.

"Aww~ (I know you definitely don't have puffs, but you must have something else delicious, right? Hurry up and give it to me.)" said Cheng Hao who saw Sister Hong'er going to chat with the team members, and said He got close to the wheat.

Using his paws, he flipped through the bag the other party was carrying.

"You little villain, don't go through my sister's bag on your own initiative, can't my sister find you something to eat?" Seeing that her bag was opened, Mai Mai hurriedly said.

"Aww~ (That's about the same.)" Cheng Hao said, and waited for the other party to bring out something delicious.

The other party caused the incident, so the other party should be responsible. No matter how you look at it, there is nothing wrong with it.
"Everyone is not injured, right?" Sister Hong'er came to the side of the crowd, looked at them and asked with concern.

"No, we are all doing well, no one was hurt."

"Yes, thanks to the officers."

Everyone who heard this replied, with lingering fear on their faces.

It's really scary. I didn't expect these mosquitoes to be so cruel. Fortunately, they are protected, otherwise they would come by themselves?It must be lying on the ground and ready to start the banquet now.

"Since everyone has nothing to do, let's continue on the road." The tour guide said to everyone after hearing this.

"Okay." Everyone nodded and replied. Although the future is very dangerous, it is also very exciting, and they don't want to just shrink back like this.

"Aww~ (The best and most important thing to do now is to run around carrying buckets. This group of people is actually moving forward. One or two are not afraid of death.)"

Cheng Hao muttered while eating the delicious dried squid.

"You little villain, do you know how to move gently? Otherwise, if sister Hong'er sees it, you will be confiscated again." Seeing Cheng Hao's rampant appearance, Mai Mai patted him and said.

If you eat secretly, you have to look like you eat secretly.

Where can there be such a rampant rattling sound like his mouth chewing?
"Aww~ (Don't worry, I'm always on the lookout, as soon as my sister turns her head, I'll turn her head too.)" Cheng Hao muttered, and hid behind Mai Mai, playing hide-and-seek with Sister Hong'er .

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Mai Mai asked in confusion after hearing this, but she still didn't walk away from Cheng Hao.

After all, how majestic is it to be followed by a tiger?
"Huh? Xiaoju, you bad guy, what have you been doing behind Mai Mai's ass? What bad idea are you planning?" Sister Hong'er, who was walking in front, stretched out her hand to touch the back, but found that there was no hairy The tactile sensation is just like touching the air.

Looking back, he realized that the chubby figure hadn't followed, but was still following Mai.

Suddenly, he shouted angrily.

This little villain is following other people's buttocks. Could it be that he wants to practice hunting?
"Little villain, quickly eat the shredded squid in your mouth, sister Hong'er is calling you a little villain." Hearing this, Mai Mai waved her hand to Cheng Hao who was following behind.

"Aww~ (I see, I'll swallow it now.)" Cheng Hao replied, and ran out from behind Mai Mai.

Fish has no fat and is full of protein. He thinks that he will not gain weight by eating shredded squid.

"You little rascal, did you eat something in your mouth?" Sister Hong'er looked at Cheng Hao who was shaking his head, and asked with narrowed eyes.

She seems to smell a strange smell, which is not something that should exist in this forest.

"Aww~ (Of course not, if you don't believe me, I will open my mouth to show you.)" Hearing this, Cheng Hao said, he opened his mouth wide and shook his tongue.If there is nothing in his mouth, what if the other party doesn't believe it?You can check it yourself.

"Okay, okay, my sister believes that you are a little villain, and you haven't stolen food, so please shut up your mouth quickly."

"The taste in your mouth is really irritating. It looks like I have to take a big brush and clean it for you little villain." Seeing Cheng Hao with his mouth open, Miss Hong'er couldn't help covering her mouth and nose. Said.

"Aww~ (Oh, is there anything else? If not, I will go to the back and continue to stand guard.)" Cheng Hao said.

Sure enough, sometimes it's a good thing to have a big tone, otherwise it will be exposed.

"Go, go, you little villain. Remember not to run around behind." Sister Hong'er warned.

"Aww~ (Got it, don't worry, I'm being honest.)" Cheng Hao said, and walked towards the back.

"You little villain, can you still be honest? You are an idiot for your elder sister, aren't you?" Sister Hong'er rolled her eyes when she heard this.

She retreated to the other side to observe, and there was nothing tricky in it, and she was the first to not believe it.

Would this little villain be so dear if he had nothing to eat?Don't even think about it, you know it's impossible.

"You little villain, pay attention, my sister is still looking at us, I guess she is still worried about you, you better think of a way to make her feel at ease." I found a big cat head appearing behind me , Wheat said.

"Aww~ (Don't be so nervous, it doesn't matter. Can my sister be better than me?)" Cheng Hao, who was eating shredded squid, said indifferently, no matter how good the breeder's sister is, can she be better than him?This is something you don't have to think about, okay?
And this is in the forest, there are many animals around, and the other party may not be able to notice him.

"Look, everyone, there are so many beautiful mushrooms on the ground, they look delicious." The makeup artist looked at the openings of the red mushrooms on the ground one by one. There were water droplets on these mushrooms, which looked tender and slippery. .

If it is used for frying?It sure tastes really good.

"Yeah, it's really beautiful."

Others also looked at these beautiful mushrooms upon hearing the words.

"Everyone just take a look. Don't get close to them, let alone try to touch these mushrooms. Most of them are poisonous. Even if they aren't, amateurs like us can't tell them apart." The tour guide saw them surrounded by mushrooms. The mushrooms started to take pictures and immediately opened their mouths.

"That's right, in our city, every year because of the fog, poisonous mushrooms are collected, and hundreds of people are admitted to the hospital. Everyone must be careful and don't touch them randomly." Li Hua followed up and said.

They have mountains, trees, trees, and rain. At this time of the year, there will be a lot of mushrooms on the mountains, and at this time, many people will come to pick mushrooms.

People who are not familiar with mushrooms at this time can often pick poisonous mushrooms without accident.

So in their Fengchi city, there are three kinds of ripening. "The mushrooms you pick must be cooked, and you must be cooked when you cook them, and you must be cooked on the way to the hospital."

What if one of these places is unfamiliar?Then it would be miserable.

If it doesn't work out, there will be an accident.

"Don't worry, officers, we're just taking a look and we won't move around."

"Yeah, we just took a picture, there will be no problem." Everyone said, and continued to take pictures.

"It's better to be careful. Some military divisions will parasitize into the human body. You should have heard what happened a while ago."

"That's right, it's better to have less contact with this kind of fungus."

After hearing this, many team members reminded them.

Although these mushrooms are not necessarily so dangerous, it is better to be vigilant in everything, they don't want to be so unlucky.

"Okay, okay, we understand." Everyone who heard this replied, and then stepped back again.I don't even want to be covered in mushrooms.

"rustle"

"rustle"

At this moment, big ants appeared one after another, and they walked past the crowd.These mushrooms were then cut and transported.

This set of procedures was carried out very skillfully, and he directly ignored the people standing beside him.

"I heard that what insects and ants can eat can also be eaten by humans. You see, these little ants have moved these mushrooms away. Does that mean we can eat them too?"

"That's right, I've also heard this saying, as long as there are worm eyes on the mushrooms, it means that these mushroom people can also eat them."

Seeing this scene, the makeup artist and others couldn't help but speak.There was a look of eagerness in the eyes.

Mushrooms like this one that grow in the forest are delicious. People like them who live in big cities like them the most.

"Yes, if you really dare to eat it, the grass on the grave should be as tall as a person by this time in the second year." The tour guide who heard this said unhappily, pointing at these ants Open the mouth: "These ants are different from us humans. We must not eat what they can eat. If you really believe those rumors? Then the banquet is really about to begin."

"If you want to eat mushroom pot, there are many restaurants in our urban area. If you eat this one today, you can eat that one tomorrow. You will never be able to finish it when the next spring comes. Why take such a big risk if you have nothing to do?" ?”

"Um, like this?" The people who had just said they wanted to pick mushrooms to eat were momentarily speechless and blushed and took their hands back.

"Okay, everyone, don't waste your time on these mushrooms, let me take you to see the most famous Butterfly Valley in the area." Seeing them like this, the tour guide said again, and walked forward, everyone heard Yan immediately followed.

"Aww~ (A group of ignorant guys don't even eat red mushrooms. If you don't eat them, then I'm not welcome.)" Seeing them all leave, Cheng Hao gnawed bluntly. up.

Can these people eat?he can eat.

What can't these people eat?He can still eat.

Anyway, he didn't have so many needs, let alone be afraid of being poisoned, so he didn't have to worry about lying on the board at all.

"Xiaoju, you bad bastard, you really enjoy eating, is it delicious?" Sister Hong'er, who saw this scene, asked with black lines all over her head.

She had already eaten this little villain without noticing, and it seemed impossible to get it out of his mouth now.

"Aww~ (It's okay, it's not too bad to eat. I can barely eat it, sister, do you want one?)" Cheng Hao chewed the mushroom and asked, his claw passed through a mushroom and shook it in front of Sister Hong'er shake.

"Forget it, big sister doesn't want to lie down, you little villain, you'd better eat by yourself." Sister Hong'er shook her head when she heard that.

Xiaoju is not afraid of toxins, but she is. If she eats raw like the other party, then the chance of being poisoned must be 90.00%.

"Aww~ (Then you guys go first, I'll eat slowly here, and there are delicious milk mushrooms to eat here. It's really good, as expected, there are treasures everywhere in nature.)" Cheng Hao said, and he was going to eat here. Enjoy a hearty meal.

But the hand on his neck obviously told him that he had to go.

"Aww~ (Can I wait a while before leaving? Look, I'm eating.)" Cheng Hao asked.

"What do you think?" Sister Hong'er said angrily.

Still eating?There are so many mushrooms here, can you still find him after he finishes eating them?
"Aww~ (It seems impossible. Well, let's go then.)" Cheng Hao muttered, and left with a big mushroom wrapped around his tail.

It's such a shame that there are so many delicious mushrooms around here that we can't stop and go right away.

"That's right, what's so good about mushrooms? I'll give you beef jerky later, you little rascal." Sister Hong'er patted Cheng Hao's head and said, then followed the team walking ahead. up.

"woooo~"

"Ah oh~ ah oh~"

In the mountain forest, roars are everywhere, there are birds and roars, it sounds very lively.

There are all kinds of birds standing on the branches, including the big-billed hornbill and various other birds, and the most conspicuous one in it is a big, smooth and colorful feather. golden pheasant.

The feathers of this golden pheasant are very beautiful, shining in the sunlight, like the most beautiful gems.

Xiao Ran and the others, who could see the arrival, couldn't help but exclaim in amazement:
"What a beautiful golden pheasant, I think he looks like a phoenix."

"Yeah, if there is a phoenix in this world, I think it will be like this?"

"Everyone just watch from a distance. Don't get close. This bird is an evolutionary animal. It has a very sensitive personality. If you get close, it's easy to be misunderstood by him." Seeing people taking pictures with their phones, some even I still want to go to the bird, the tour guide hastily reminded me.

"Ah, is this just an evolved animal? No wonder the feathers are so gorgeous, it looks like a big phoenix."

"Yeah, let's just say how can ordinary animals be so beautiful?"

Everyone who heard this couldn't help but exclaimed, their eyes were full of strange looks of envy.

"Aww~ (This little golden pheasant looks really good, it looks delicious at first glance.)"

Seeing this scene, Cheng Hao couldn't help but licked his lips and said, look at this big chicken leg under the strong feathers, it must taste very delicious, if you can catch him and roast it?It tastes so good.

"You little villain, do you really dare to think about it?" Sister Hong'er said angrily after hearing the words: "This golden pheasant is not edible, it is a national protected animal. Do you know?"

"Aww~ (It's okay, he is a national protected animal, and I am also a national protected animal, and I am also higher than him in terms of rank, so it is not a problem for my big protected animal to eat this small protected animal.)" Cheng Hao opened his mouth and said, the jungle is full of jungle, isn't it normal for him to eat it stronger than the opponent?

Anyway, he is also a tiger and is not bound by this law.

"You're not very hungry now, so why catch him if you have nothing to do? You little scoundrel, you don't want to touch it, you know? If you dare to touch it, sister will give you a few big chestnuts to eat." Sister Hong'er Hearing this, he clenched his fist and threatened.

This little villain is really greedy, not to say that he didn't bring him food, but he actually set his sights on a golden pheasant.

(End of this chapter)