Fat Tiger wants to live a leisurely life

Chapter 279 I am Brain Axe, Not Tofu

"Aww~ (Humanity's technology is so advanced, yet ancient creatures have not been discovered yet?)" Cheng Hao muttered after hearing this.

I think it's a bit outrageous, if this big lizard is really an ancient creature?How can it be impossible to discover it with the current technology of human beings?

"Of course, you don't think that the technology of human beings is so powerful that they can really spy on the entire planet?"

"That's a bit overthinking. There are still many places on the entire planet that humans have yet to explore." Sister Hong'er said, looking at the sparkling stars in the sky.

The entire universe is so mysterious, and who dares to say that they can fully peep into their mysteries?

Therefore, it is normal for ancient creatures to be found on the entire planet.

After all, humans have not fully explored the planet so far.

"Aww~ (Well, it seems that human technology is not as advanced as imagined.)" Cheng Hao muttered, and he didn't bother to delve into this kind of thing.

Anyway, he doesn't need to worry about this matter, if there is anything?Naturally, someone will take care of it.

"Commander, the report on that little lizard has come out. According to the biologists' research, this little lizard is probably a creature from the lower layer of the ocean." After Chen Min walked into the commander's office with the report, report.

"Huh? Since it's a little guy from the lower reaches? Then how did this little guy come to the land?" Hearing this, the commander immediately showed a bad look on his face: "Inform the people from the Oceanographic Bureau to investigate the ocean. The situation, these guys are coming from the sea, it’s probably due to changes in the ocean.”

They haven't cared about the situation at sea for a long time, but now that something like this happens, they can't do it anyway. Something must have happened at sea, and that's why so many deep-sea animals have come ashore.

"Yes, Commander." Chen Min replied after hearing this, and immediately went to inform.

"I hope nothing will happen to Haiyang at this time." The commander who saw Chen Min leaving murmured and reported to the headquarters.

"Aww~ (It's such a beautiful morning, it's so comfortable.)" said Cheng Hao, who slowly opened his eyes, and moved his body towards the fence.

There, sister Hong'er was waiting for him with a lot of meat.

"Hurry up, you little bastard, you're not a real caterpillar, why are you walking so slowly?" Sister Hong'er, who was shaking the meat in the pot, said helplessly.

This little villain is going to be able to feed meat into his mouth, isn't he?Otherwise, I would just dawdle here every day.

"Aww~ (We're not in a hurry, what are you doing so fast? Take your time, it's okay.)" Cheng Hao said with a yawn, the whole tiger was a little lazy.

"What do you mean it doesn't matter? You little rascal, we are going to participate in the show elsewhere today." Sister Hong'er said angrily, and said to the big lizard poking its head aside: "Big lizard, sleep slowly , I didn't tell you."

"Hiss~ (I know you didn't mention me, but can you give me something to eat? This looks delicious.)" said the big lizard who was close to the barbed wire. He naturally knew that the other party was not talking about him. He just wanted to It's just good food, for example, what the other party took is very good.He thought he could have a bite.

"I can't give this to you. The headmaster will bring your food later." Sister Hong'er said after hearing this.

The big lizard still wants to eat Xiaoju's food?That little orange will beat him up.

"Aww~ (little lizard, don't ask for trouble, you can't move my food.)" When Cheng Hao, who was lazily hearing this, his eyes became dangerous.

How dare the lifeless little lizard stare at his dumplings?This is looking for death.

"Hiss~ (Don't...don't be nervous, I'm just joking.)"

The big lizard who was being stared at said tremblingly, as if he had changed back to his childhood in a moment, facing a terrifying predator.

This feeling of fear and panic made its entire lizard's calf swell.

"Okay, Xiaoju, calm down. Don't scare it." Seeing the trembling lizard, Sister Hong'er said.

For a little meat, why did Xiaoju scare it like this?
"Aww~ (If he dares to touch my flesh, I won't scare him.)" Cheng Hao said with his mouth open.

If you dare to eat his food, don't blame him for eating him directly.

Hearing this, the big lizard ran away quickly.

It's horrible, the neighbors are just horrible.The principal wants to find a new neighbor.

"Aww~ (Little lizard as timid as a mouse, just wanting to eat it.)" Seeing the big lizard running with its tail between its legs, Cheng Hao said contemptuously.Then he ate.

"It seems that you have to be a little villain with a sense of crisis, otherwise you won't want to eat honestly." Sister Hong'er couldn't help but shook her head when she saw this, and then opened the car door and started the car: " You little villain, eat slowly, my sister will turn on the air conditioner in the car first, and after eating, we will go to record the show."

"Aww~ (The big names in the music world are recording in Hongtashan City?)" Cheng Hao, who was eating breakfast, raised his head and asked, this time he actually took his sister's car. Could it be that the place where the program was recorded this time was in Hongtashan City?
"Yes, because it's about you, little guy. So this time the recording was in Hongtashan City." Sister Hong'er nodded and said, "How is it? Little villain. Now you know how much face you have, right? The whole show The group has all moved here."

"Aww~ (Isn't this normal? I'm the key protection target of Hongtashan City.)" Cheng Hao said proudly.

It's good to record in Hongtashan City, then he can come back to eat and sleep at night.

"Yes, yes. Eat quickly." Sister Hong'er said angrily, taking a large canvas to cushion the back seat.

In order not to wait a while to brake, her back seat will become a battle-damaged version.

After all, this little villain is not young, let alone the seat and even the car door can be removed with one paw.

"Aww~ (Sister, don't you think your car is really too small? When shall we change to another car?)" Cheng Hao raised his head and approached the car door to ask.

"I'll change it when I have money. It's not like I can't drive this car." Sister Hong'er, who had paved the car, said, took a rag from her waist and wiped Cheng Hao's round face: "You glutton Be careful when you eat, how can you drink milk like this?"

"Aww~ (Isn't this sister saying you're in a hurry?)" said Cheng Hao, whose face was tightened after being wiped.

My sister is shedding pig hair?How to use so much strength?
"That's not what you drink like that. Mao drank half a pot of milk." Sister Hong'er said after shaking the towel, and walked towards the cab: "I won't be with you, you little rascal. Enough talking, let's get in the car first."

"Aww~(Oh oh.)" Cheng Hao, who was shaking his head, nodded and jumped into the parking space.

Suddenly, the whole car sank a little.Make a "quack" sound.

"Calm down, don't move around." Sister Hong'er, who was positioning, shouted in fright, what is going on with this little villain?Why is it so heavy all of a sudden?
Her lovely car was howling, and she could feel that the whole car was on the verge of collapse.

"Aww~ (I didn't move around.)" Cheng Hao who was lying down raised his paw and said, he is very honest, okay?It hasn't moved at all.

"Don't talk, let's change the car."

Sister Hong'er opened the mouth and started the car carefully and headed towards the parking lot.

"Aww~ (why do you need to change the car?)" Cheng Hao said with blinking eyes, and the whole car wobbled forward.

"Xiaohong, are you sure to take him with this car? Or change to another one."

The head of the garden looked at the cold chain car in front of him and said weakly, although the little villain Xiaoju weighs a lot, he shouldn't use this kind of car, right?After all, the little tiger also has self-respect.

"This is the only one. This one is pretty good. It's air-conditioned and has a lot of space. The most important thing is that it's not afraid of being crushed." Sister Hong'er touched the cold-chain vehicles and opened her mouth. These cold-chain vehicles have all been modified of.

Whether it is cargo or living things, it can be loaded, and there is a door connecting the cab and the compartment.

Except that there is no cargo in the compartment, it is simply a good helper for traveling with large animals in summer.

"Aww~ (It's true to say so, but it's very uncomfortable without a car seat.)" Cheng Hao said, poking his head and looking at the car, he didn't mind changing to a super large space.

But the inside is a bit too shabby, you can't let him sleep on the floor like a big star, right?

"It's easy to solve, you little rascal, wait a minute." After hearing this, Miss Hong'er immediately walked away with small steps.

"Aww~ (Grandpa. Our Hongtashan Siberian Tiger Garden also has a business of dismantling cars?)" Looking at the back of Miss Hong'er leaving, Cheng Hao asked the head of the garden.

"Of course not, what are you thinking, you little villain?" The director couldn't help but said with black lines after hearing this, and the business of dismantling cars?They're here at Tiger Park, not a car scrap shop, let alone some scrap yard, okay?
"Aww~ (That's weird, where did my sister go to get the car seat?)" Cheng Hao asked curiously.

"I don't know, but I'll find out after a while." The director said, and waited.

Cheng Hao sat down obediently after hearing the words, waiting for sister Hong'er to come back.

Not long after, Miss Hong'er came back.It's just that Cheng Hao was stunned by the extra quilt in the opponent's hand.

"Aww~ (The seat my sister agreed on? Why did it become a quilt?)" Cheng Hao stood up and came over and said.

"What seat? My sister didn't mention the seat at all." Sister Hong'er, who was holding the quilt, said, then jumped into the car and put the quilt on the ground: "Okay, stop talking about it, you little rascal."

"Come up quickly, your fans are waiting for you. If you don't come up again? Fans will be waiting extremely."

"Aww~ (But the problem is that I go in a cold chain car.)" Cheng Hao said weakly.

"What does it matter? No one will care anyway." Sister Hong'er said after jumping out of the car, holding Cheng Hao's thigh with both hands and not pushing into the car.

"Aww~ (Sister, don't push, I can do it myself.)" said Cheng Hao who was being pushed, and climbed up by himself.

Is my sister thinking of herself as a strong man?Still pushing him up like this.

"It's best if you can get up by yourself, you know that you lie down obediently and don't move around?" Sister Hong'er closed the door of the carriage, pulled down the driving seat, opened the small door connected to the carriage and said, "If you feel that the car is shaking? Just say it, and my sister will stop. Don't use your paws to pull it, understand?"

"Aww~ (Got it, got it.)"

Cheng Hao, who exudes suction, nodded and said, he can always attract the car, just like a magnet.

No matter how the car shakes, it is impossible to throw him off.

"Okay, the director. Let's go first." Sister Hong'er who started the car said to the director outside.

"Go, go. Remember to drive slower on the road." the principal reminded.

"Don't worry, I will." After hearing this, Sister Hong'er replied, and turned the steering wheel towards the direction of the show held by the big names in the music scene.

"Use a cold chain car to take Xiaoju there? What an unreliable idea." Seeing the car leave, the director shook his head and said, then started the car to feed the big lizard.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" (Sister, can I ask you a little, can you drive a truck?)" Cheng Hao, who put his head through the door, asked aloud, if he remembered correctly?Sister Hong'er should be driving the Little Blue Card, right?

And this car has a yellow card, is there really no problem for my sister to drive?

"From the perspective of traffic regulations, I can't drive. Because the driver's license does not match, but from the legal point of view, I am an emergency avoidance. So I can drive." Sister Hong'er replied while looking at the road.

"Aww~ (What's the danger here? How did it become an emergency escape?)" Cheng Hao asked suspiciously after hearing this, is there danger here?

"Of course it doesn't exist now, but if we continue to drive the small car." Hong'er said while shifting gears: "The small car is almost crushed by you, do you think it will be dangerous after it is driven? "

"Aww~ (But I feel it's more dangerous to drive a truck without a truck driver's license.)" Cheng Hao said with black lines when he heard this.

"No, my sister is the one who can drive a Gundam with one hand. What is a small truck?" Sister Hong'er stepped on the accelerator and said, and the engine made a "rumbling" sound.

Immediately, Cheng Hao's head was poked into the cab due to the powerful push back.

"Aww~ (Or let's drive slower, sister.)" Watching the pointer speed up to [-], Cheng Hao discussed it out.

"No, it's a quick battle. Anyway, there are no cars here." Sister Hong'er said, turning the steering wheel fully.

"Ouch~ (I feel like we are drifting, sister.)" Cheng Hao said.

"Yes, don't move around. My sister depends on you to hold the car." Sister Hong'er nodded and stepped on the accelerator again.

"Aww~ (So my role is equivalent to tofu?)" Cheng Hao complained in black lines.

(End of this chapter)