Fat Tiger wants to live a leisurely life

Chapter 292 It has to be you
"boom boom"

"boom boom"

As if in response to Cheng Hao's words, bright red lava soon spewed out and shot straight into the dark sky.

In an instant, the lights of the entire city dimmed in front of it.

The people who were standing in the city and took refuge in all directions couldn't help being stunned after seeing this Mu:
"What is that? Is someone setting off huge fireworks?"

"I don't know, it doesn't look like it."

"Stop standing there stupidly. That's lava. It's a sleeping volcano erupting. What's wrong with our shaking? Run, run." The crowd finally recognized what this thing was. The man shouted.

There is no mistake, the vibration just now must be the movement of molten lava rising from the ground.

"How can there be a volcano? Didn't this volcano go out thousands of years ago?"

"Yes, experts have clearly said that this volcano will sleep forever." The panicked crowd said after hearing this, their eyes full of disbelief.

"If you listen to them, you might as well listen to the cat on the roadside. Run away. Now is not the time to talk about this."

"Yes, the facts are right in front of you. Is there anything else you don't believe?"

The people running said that they only regretted that they had lost two legs.

"The president is in trouble, something big has happened. The volcanoes around the city have erupted. You should take refuge as soon as possible."

In the administrative building, the staff came to the president's office to report.

"Why is this happening now? What is going on? Do you know what is going on?" The president said with a solemn expression after hearing this.

There is still a way to deal with this man-made disaster, but what should we do about this natural disaster?

"I don't know, President." The staff member heard the words and said, "Now is not the time to talk about this place. President, please retreat as soon as possible. It will be too late if it is later."

This is the right thing to do before the lava comes, and run as fast as possible. As for what caused the lava to erupt, who cares now?

"Then...didn't those heroes deal with it?" asked the president who followed the staff into the elevator.

Looking at the slowly descending elevator, and then looking at the sea of ​​​​fire that was about to come, my eyes were full of anxiety. If I had known that such a high building would not be built in the first place, it would be too troublesome to get down now.

"Everyone of them is half-empty. Where can anyone deal with this kind of thing? They are all running away now."

The staff who heard this said, these heroes are all paid to do things, and they will not risk their own lives. The president thinks that they will fight to the death to defend the entire city, but that is really overthinking.

"Damn it, these guys actually ran away as heroes. It's really too much." The president gritted his teeth and said: "What about the fire fighters in the city? Why didn't they go out?"

Now that these heroes have run away, they should still have fire fighters.

"Mr. President, have you forgotten? You have canceled the fire protection in the city. You said that with the existence of heroes, there will be no more dangers in the city from now on." The staff reminded the president. , didn’t you ever say this kind of thing in order to ban the management department in the city?Why has the other party forgotten now?

Wherever there were fire fighters in their city, they had all been disbanded.

"Damn it, if I had known that this kind of thing would happen, I wouldn't have done this." Looking at the sea of ​​​​fire coming toward his face, the president said with an ugly expression.

"Mr. President, the elevator is going down too slowly, otherwise we should go down by the stairs." After looking at the steel buildings in the distance, all collapsed under the baptism of fire, the staff said.

What if we take the elevator down again?I'm afraid that once the power is cut off, they won't be able to get out or get down.

"Yes." The president nodded after hearing this, and then the two of them started from the sixtieth floor and ran wildly towards the bottom.

"You little rascal, you really sucked up all the lava." The director said in surprise after seeing it.

I didn't expect that this volcano was so explosive and could eject so much molten lava like a wave.

"Ouch~ (Isn't this your idea, grandpa? Why are you asking me now? I just used a little strength, and then they ran out of it in a steady stream.)" Taking small steps Cheng Hao, who was slowly rising into the air, said: "Ouch~ (It seems that we can't stay in this city at night. Grandpa, where are we going now?)"

Look, this city is about to be swallowed up by lava. Staying here is not a matter of name. They just need to go to a quiet and stable city now.

"Let's go to the poisonous city of First City now, where the entire Ming Kingdom's mutation and evolution potion production base is hidden." The director looked at his phone and said.

"Ouch~ (Are we going to destroy their production base?)" Cheng Hao asked after hearing this, and seemed to understand what the director meant.

"Of course not. Don't these guys like to produce mutant potions? Then give them a good rain on the whole country and let these guys all become mutants." The director said coldly.

"Ouch~ (Um, this is the first time that the Living Bodhisattva has met the Living King of Hell, but this is the first time he has met Grandpa. You are really bad. I have to learn from you in terms of being a bad person.)" Cheng Hao said weakly after hearing this.

Good guy, grandpa is cruel enough, he has never thought about such a thing.

"Isn't this called bad, you know? Didn't grandpa teach you? To be kind to your enemies is to be cruel to yourself. Remember, you must not be merciful to those who may become your enemies in the future." The principal said, gesturing with the map on his mobile phone got up.

According to this glutton's speed, it shouldn't take long for them to reach their destination.

"Ministers, big news, big news, hurry up and look here, this is the satellite map we took."

On the other side, in the headquarters of the Xuan Kingdom Evolvers, the ministers were drinking tea leisurely.I was attracted by a sound of surprise.

"Did you see gold or silver on the map? Why are you so happy?" the intelligence minister looked at the visitor and asked aloud.

"Yeah, as the captain, you should calm down."

The logistics minister nodded.

"Then I can't calm down. Ministers, if you saw the information I brought, you would definitely not be able to calm down." After hearing this, the intelligence captain said, pressing the projector worn on his wrist.

A beam of light stretched out in mid-air and turned into a screen.

And inside the screen was the scene in the capital of Ming Kingdom.

"Isn't this the Ming Kingdom's eagle statue? What did they violate? Why did the whole city look like this?" After seeing this, the logistics minister asked curiously.

"Yes, why did such a large sea of ​​lava erupt? This is what the legendary people are doing, God is watching." The Minister of Manpower continued.

These guys have done too many bad things, and now they are finally being punished and allowed to wreak havoc unscrupulously.

"Yes, let the lava wash this sinful place." The Minister of Weapons smiled.It is best to have a lava bath, which can only wash away all the dirty things.

"I told you, will the ministers be happy? The ministers still don't believe it." Upon seeing this, the captain said.

"It's okay that we have wronged you this time. Apart from bringing this news, you little guy, do you have any good news to tell us?" the intelligence minister asked aloud.

"That's not true." The captain shook his head after hearing this.

"So how is the arrangement for your publicity going? How did the citizens react to the notice about urban integration?" the Minister of Construction asked.

"Everyone doesn't have much opinion on where you are moving. They are more concerned about who will pay for it after you move." After hearing this, the captain clicked his watch and said.

A large number of comments appeared in the void.

Surprisingly, they had no objection to leaving their hometown, perhaps because of the recent attacks by monsters.

So, we are all thinking about who will pay for the accommodation in the new city?

"This is beyond our management."

"Yes, let the Minister of Construction talk to you about this matter."

The ministers who heard this immediately threw their responsibilities aside.They all said that their responsibilities were irrelevant and they did not want to be responsible.

Seeing this, the captain looked at the Minister of Construction.

"This matter does have something to do with me, but appropriation matters like this are handled by the Minister of Finance. You can ask him." The Minister of Construction said, kicking the balloon out again.

"Hey, hello! We need a meeting to discuss financial matters, okay? Otherwise, you will ask me where the money has been spent later?" said the Minister of Finance who was watching.

"If that's the case, let's hold an impromptu meeting." The general manager said, and the impromptu meeting began.

"Ouch~ (What a strong chemical smell. Grandpa, do you know how the mutant medicine here is made?)" Cheng Hao, who sneaked into the underground factory, asked curiously. This pungent smell is just like a rubber factory. Similarly, I don’t know how the people in this city can tolerate this smell?
"You ask grandpa, how does grandpa know so much? Grandpa is also a rough guy and can't play with such tight things." Looking at the big black barrel burning in front of him, the director said.

He directly pulled out the wire next to him and used artificial intelligence to cut off the power.

Suddenly, the roar of the entire factory quieted down, leaving only the confused voices of the workers.

"It's up to you, little rascal." After hearing this, the principal said to Cheng Hao who was standing aside.

If he had to carry these and the barrels alone, he would be able to carry them. Now it was still up to him to see how capable this little villain was.

"Ouch~ (Don't worry, it's a trivial matter.)" Cheng Hao said, waving his paw lightly.

The barrel filled with mutant medicine floated up as if it had grown legs and flew towards this side.

"Ouch~ (Grandpa has done it, we can now carry out artificial rainfall.)" Cheng Hao, who looked like a big fish with a nest of small fish, said.

"Well, let's go." The principal nodded, sat on Cheng Hao's back and ran outside.

"Whizzing"

"Whizzing"

After passing through the wide passage, we almost reached the door.

Cheng Hao gently blew the round bubble bomb and hit the guard. They didn't even know what happened?One by one, they fell into a baby-like sleep.

Then the big buckets flew into the sky like a group of tadpoles.

"Ouch~ (Grandpa, do you plan to give them a stronger rain, or do you plan to give them a diluted rain?)" Cheng Hao asked as he raised the bucket into the sky.

If grandpa is going to rain down the original thick syrup on them, then they can start to do it now.

What if you plan to give them diluted rain?If it's that big, you have to find a big rain cloud.

"Of course we have to give them diluted rain. Although there are a lot of these chemicals, they will be a little less when spread evenly among other cities. We have to use them sparingly," the director reminded.

"Ouch~ (If this is the case, then I have a good idea, grandpa.)" Cheng Hao said after hearing this.

"What's a good idea?" The principal asked aloud after hearing the words.

"Ouch~ (Isn't there a storm coming at this time? As long as we add these mutated potions to the storm, the entire Ming Kingdom will not be able to escape.)" Cheng Hao said with a smirk.

Doesn’t a tropical cyclone have to come here every year?Then let's use this storm as a sprinkler.

"That's a good idea. Let's do as you say."

The director looked at the satellite cloud image and saw that according to the current satellite display, there was indeed a storm in the coastal area.

To add some spice to this storm, and with the help of this little villain, it is indeed possible to spread the diluted mutant medicine all over the country.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa one that is great, let's finish our work early and go home early." Cheng Hao said as he flew towards the east. It was very boring to be here for a day or two.

He just wanted to finish his work early and go home early.

"As long as everything goes well, we can leave after finishing our work. If not? We will have to stay longer." The principal smiled, patting Cheng Hao's big head and asking him to move a little to the right.

If we try to fly this way again, the accuracy will be a million miles away.

"Ouch~ (If I had known this, I wouldn't have come with you.)" Cheng Hao muttered after hearing this.

The relationship will have to wait for a while, so if you tell me earlier, he won't come over if you tell him earlier.

"You little heartless kid, are you really relieved that grandpa is here alone?" the principal said angrily. This glutton wouldn't think he didn't hear it, right?

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaor, grandpa, aren't you known as an enemy of ten thousand people? How many people does Xiaomingguo have? I believe you can do it.)" Cheng Hao replied.

"Come on, grandpa is not as powerful as you are boasting about. Hurry up and fly higher, otherwise our little tail behind will be discovered." Faced with Cheng Hao's flattery, the principal's backhand was a few explosive chestnuts.

He said that he was not following this pattern at all.

(End of this chapter)