Fat Tiger wants to live a leisurely life

Chapter 307 Seize the opportunity and run away
"Ouch~ (Although I am not a human being, sisters, you are real dogs. Do you have the word fool written on my head? Who do you think this trick can deceive?)" Cheng Hao, who covered his eyes, said , the tail curled around Sister Hong'er's waist.He lifted the other person up.

In an instant, the whole world became brighter. It was really abominable that my sister used dirty methods to deceive the kind-hearted tiger.

"You little rascal, put me down quickly, do you hear me? Otherwise, sister will beat you severely." Sister Hong'er said after being lifted up.

Didn't this little villain see that there were so many people here?He also lifted her up so high. Did he want her to make a fool of himself in public?

"Ouch~ (Don't worry about this matter, why are you still trying to get up there? I told you not to touch them all, so go back.)" Seeing the people still lining up, Cheng Hao said angrily.

With a slight wave of his big paw, everyone immediately rose off the ground.

"I'm flying. Have I become an evolver?" Someone couldn't help but said in surprise, feeling the disappearance coming from his body.

Could it be that what he had been thinking about day and night finally became a reality today?
"Do you think such an unrealistic thing is possible?"

"That's right, you don't think you have the ability to raise all of us to heaven, do you?"

After hearing this, everyone on the side asked.

What are the other party dreaming about? They obviously did it with their own abilities, okay?It's not evolution at all.

"Ah?" The person who had just revealed the leak couldn't help but feel disappointed after hearing this.

"Ouch~ (Everyone, please go back to your seats. What are you going to do if you have nothing to do?)" While they were talking, Cheng Hao turned his paws, and everyone floated towards their seats.

"No, no, I finally got to the front of the queue, don't send me back." Seeing that it was his turn soon, the fan shouted desperately, and it was almost his turn, but again Go back, don't play with him like this.

"Yes, yes, it's almost my turn." After his voice fell, other voices came from the side.

"Ouch~ (Can you please stop daydreaming, go back to where you should go, and don't cause trouble for me, okay? I never said I would touch my paws for you.)" Cheng Hao rolled his eyes and said .

These guys didn't ask for his consent, so they still wanted to touch him?What a great idea.

It would be better for them to just go to the side and think about it honestly, and stop thinking about these unrealistic things.

"They had so much fun, I want to join in too. Woohoo~"

"Yeah, yeah, look at how happy they are flying in the sky, I'm so envious."

"Who says it's not? This is a free space walk."

The camera placed on the ground recorded this scene, which made everyone watching Xiancha's offline activities extremely envious.

Not only can they touch the little fat tangerine, but they can also feel the feeling of space, which is a huge profit.

It's a pity that they didn't get tickets, otherwise they would have to go offline to experience it no matter what.

"Sit down obediently. Don't jump up and down, okay? I'll sing you a song to listen to your mother's words."

Looking at the people who were chattering a little harshly, Cheng Hao.This time a line of words appeared in the air.

These people are dishonest and don't listen to my mother at all. They need to be asked to stop.

"Is Little Fat Orange going to sing a new song? Let's finish it quickly and don't disturb Little Fat Orange."

"Yes, little Fatty Orange, if you had said earlier that you wanted to sing, we wouldn't have asked if you had told me earlier."

Fans said when they saw the big words floating in the air, they immediately sat down and got ready to listen to the song.

"You little rascal wants to sing? How long are you going to hang your sister in the sky?" Sister Hong'er asked upon seeing this.

"Ouch~ (Yeah, yeah, I almost forgot about this.)" After hearing this, Cheng Hao quickly put Sister Hong'er down.At the same time, he quickly took a small step back.

"What's your little scoundrel doing running so fast?" Seeing this scene, Sister Hong'er asked. How could this little scoundrel run away so fast? She hadn't even stretched out her hand yet.

"Ouch~ (I'm not a fool, sister, what are you going to do when you come down here, don't I still know?)"

Cheng Hao said loudly, considering the other party's temper, he would definitely appreciate his two chestnuts. Besides, he still understands this kind of thing, so there is nothing wrong with flying the kite as early as possible.

"Then do you know that if you can escape the first grade of junior high school, you can't escape the fifteenth grade?" Sister Hong'er asked. Is this little villain still very experienced?But don't think that it will be useful if you can escape.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~ (I know, so I have no intention of escaping until Fifteen. I can run away as long as I can. Sister, please don't get close, okay?)" Cheng Hao said, looking at Sister Hong'er's approaching steps and spoke.

Sister, just talk, don't get so close to him.

"Of course not, sister is going to beat you." Sister Hong'er said with narrowed eyes.

"Ouch~ (Sister, you have to pay attention to your image. There are tens of thousands of people here looking at you now. Sister, you don't want others to see your ugly face, right?)" Cheng Hao reminded after hearing this, The important thing is that when the enemy advances, I retreat, and when the enemy retreats, I retreat again, that is, there is no contact or meeting with Sister Hong'er.

"Damn it! My sister will settle the score with you little bastard later, and you still dare to say that my sister is ugly." Sister Hong'er cursed after hearing this.

"Ouch~ (No, no, my sister is very beautiful. I just said it wrong. Sister, please don't take it to heart.)" Cheng Hao said quickly after hearing this.

"Do you think it's possible? Will my sister believe this guy like you?" Sister Hong'er said with narrowed eyes.

"Aww~ (Stop talking, stop talking, let's sing, it's time for us to sing. Sister.)" Upon hearing this, Cheng Hao immediately dropped the subject.Started shaking his head:
"Aww~ (Children, do you have many questions? Why are others reading comics there, but I am learning to draw and talk to the piano, while others are playing games...)"

"Huh? It's a different kind of song. Little Fat Orange is really talented. Do you think Little Fat Orange has sung a lot of songs but hasn't released them yet?"

"It's very possible. I feel like I didn't force him this time? He might not even be willing to give us the finished song."

"Really? That little Fatty Orange is so bad. He has already written it, but he doesn't want to sing it. He is a bad cat."

The people listening to the song said while looking at the stage.

This song really doesn’t sound like Xiaopangju’s style. I wonder how long Xiaopangju has been hiding this song?He's obviously written a good song, but if he doesn't release it, Xiaopangju is too patient.

"You know how to listen to the nanny now, right? Even if you admit defeat, I'll still have to beat you up later." Sister Hong'er, who was singing, thought to herself that this little villain definitely didn't want to be beaten. You just released the lyrics, otherwise how could you be so honest?But even if he is released, he will not get the beating he deserves when the time comes. She will not be merciful.

"Ouch~ (The situation is not good.)" Cheng Hao, who was humming a song, looked at the smile on the corner of Sister Hong'er's mouth.I couldn't help but feel a little panicked.His sister was smiling so happily, so there must be nothing good going on. It was probably going to be bad luck for him.We must find a way to avoid this disaster.

And the question is, what should we do?
"Clap"

"Clap"

At this moment, a series of explosions came from outside, which quickly interrupted the music in the stadium.

Suddenly, the fans who woke up from the music murmured:

"What's going on? What are you doing outside? Are you swatting electric mosquitoes with electric mosquitoes?"

"That's probably not the case. Whose mosquitoes make such a loud noise? It's even reaching the gymnasium."

"Yeah, I'm afraid it's almost like a mosquito as big as a car."

"Everyone, don't panic. I'll go out and take a look. You guys should stay here well." Cheng Hao waved his paw after hearing this.

I rushed out directly. I was about to doze off and I needed a pillow. Now was a good time to run away.

"You little rascal, don't run around. We still don't know what's going on outside?" Sister Hong'er heard this and immediately chased after her.

"chug"

"Clap"

"This is the first team in the air. They are currently intercepting mutated birds. Three of them have been killed so far. Please rest assured that the base will deal with them all immediately." In the sky of Xinghui City, within one fighter plane, The pilot is reporting.

"Hurry up and deal with them as soon as possible, and don't disturb the normal lives of the citizens. Don't disturb Little Fatty Orange's concert."

The commander in charge of the Evolver Department looked at the live broadcast room, shrugged his shoulders and said: "Okay, it seems that I have been disturbed, you can prepare to come back."

"Ah? Why do you want to go back? These birds haven't been dealt with yet. Commander." After hearing this, the team members were stunned and said.

These birds are very ferocious, comparable to the zombie birds in zombie movies. What if they don't intercept them?The citizens will suffer.

"Because Little Fatty Orange has come out." The commander said, and a "swish, swish, swish" sound came from the team members' ears, and then the flying mutated birds were like dropping dumplings, one after another falling. Come down.

"This?" The team members who saw this scene couldn't help but be stunned. What on earth is going on?It seems like they haven't hit it yet, so why do these birds just keep falling?
"What's going on, Xiao Ju?" Sister Hong'er, who followed and ran out, asked after seeing the falling bird.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" (It seems that some mutated birds are flying in, and fighter jets are killing them, so I helped out.)" Cheng Hao replied, curling up a handful of sand with his tail and looking towards the sky to see where he was. Are there any fish that have slipped through the net, hunting birds or something like that?His favorite.

"Really? Xiaoju is awesome." Sister Hong'er praised after hearing this.He came to Cheng Hao's side.

"Ouch~Ouch~ (Of course, does it need to be said? Who from all over the world doesn't know that I'm great?)" Cheng Hao was a little overwhelmed by the praise, and his mouth turned up unconsciously.He almost wrote one or two words on his face, and didn't even notice that Sister Hong'er had raised her fist and aimed it at his big head.

"Although you have done a good job and are great, you still need to be taught a lesson." Sister Hong'er said after listening to the crisp sound of her head.

"Oh ~ (The east still escaped from the west, this is the fate.)" Cheng Hao muttered.

"If my sister lies, the disobedient cat will eat big chestnuts. Let's see if you dare to make your own decisions next time?" Sister Hong'er said proudly, looking at the mutated birds falling from the sky and said: "You little bad guy Go over and see what's going on with him, is he still alive?"

"Ouch~ (Why do you want me to go up there? It made all the ground dirty. What will happen if it gets all my blood later?)" Cheng Hao said after hearing this. He is a tiger who loves to be clean. He wouldn't walk in such a dirty place. You should know that he just took a shower last night.

"Go if you are told, don't be nagging. What are you so afraid of? What if he doesn't die completely and hurts other people?" Sister Hong'er heard this and patted Cheng Hao's butt and urged, why is this little scoundrel like this? Long-winded?Nothing like an apex predator.

"Ouch~ (A tiger's life is also his life, okay?)" Cheng Hao muttered as he was being pushed, and walked forward cautiously.

His sister's behavior immediately reminded him of those people who hold up cat paws and let cats touch insect corpses.

"How's it going? Little rascal. Is this mutated bird completely dead?" Sister Hong'er shouted as she watched Cheng Hao pass by.

"Ouch~ (It's so dead, I think it can't even get up.)" Cheng Hao, who was floating more than one meter high like an orange balloon, replied.

He raised his paw and placed it more than one meter away and pressed lightly on the mutated bird carcass below.

It exploded with a "pop" sound.

Seeing this scene, Sister Hong'er said helplessly: "Okay, sister knows that it is almost dead. We have to go back and continue singing."

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (Why do you want to go back?)” After hearing this, Cheng Hao tilted his head and looked at the team members rushing over and said, “ Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. We happen to have such a good excuse, so we can’t let it go to waste.)”

"Ouch~ (I'm really tired of staying in there anymore.)"

"Uh? Are you going to let the fans go?" Sister Hong'er was stunned when she heard this.

"It's strange, why hasn't Little Fat Orange come back yet? Where did Little Fat Orange go?"

"Yes, Little Fatty Orange is too curious. Host, please go find Little Fatty Orange."

Everyone in the stadium waited for a long time and found that there was still no figure of Fluffy on the stage.He couldn't help but shouted anxiously.

"Dear viewers and fans, we have just received news that Little Fatty Orange is helping deal with the mutated birds that have entered Xinghui City."

"So we can't come here for the time being, so our offline activities can only be here." The host put away his mobile phone and said bravely.

"What? Isn't Little Fat Orange coming back? Are you going to help deal with mutated birds? The work efficiency of the Xinghui City Evolver Department is too low. Why do we need our Little Fat Orange to take action?"

"Yes, our little fat bureau is so busy, and we still need our little fat orange's help, and they don't pay our little fat orange's salary."

"It's just, it's really abominable."

Hearing the curses from the audience here, he stood up and prepared to leave.

Little Fatty Orange has already run away and it’s almost like staying here to drink from the northwest wind.They should go home early and calm down.

(End of this chapter)