Fat Tiger wants to live a leisurely life

Chapter 306

"Well, actually I want to talk, but little Fatty, you won't give me a chance to speak at all, okay?" The host on the side said helplessly. As the host, can he not come over to control the scene?The problem is that Little Fatty Orange jumps up directly and doesn't give him a chance at all.

And the other party is a tiger, he is just an ordinary human being, what can we do?
"Really? Now it's up to you. You should do your best." Upon hearing this, Cheng Hao immediately jumped over from behind Xia Bingyu.

The other party said there was no chance, so now he would give him the chance.The other party needs to be firmly grasped.

"Okay...Okay." The host was a bit dumbfounded. He had been a host for so many years, but he was taught by a tiger?
"Okay, you little scoundrel, stop causing trouble and let the professionals handle the professional matters." Sister Hong'er pinched Cheng Hao's ears and said, then walked towards the back.

"Ouch~ (I know, I know.)" Cheng Hao, whose ears were pinched, muttered and leaned his whole body against Sister Hong'er.

Lest the audience in the auditorium see this scene.

You must know that he is a big star and cannot be embarrassed like this.

"You little rascal, stand up quickly. Are you trying to crush your sister? Your little guy is so heavy, my sister can't hold it." Feeling the weight coming from her hands, Hong'er Sister said quickly.

"Ouch~ (Sister, please let go of your hand holding my ear first, and then I will step aside.)" Cheng Hao said after hearing this, and his sister did not let go of her hand.Then the way he had his ears pinched, wasn't it just for others to see?

"Okay, you bad guy." Sister Hong'er cursed after hearing this and let go of her hand.

Cheng Hao turned his head away, but he ate a big chestnut with his backhand.

"Ouch~ (Sister, you don't have martial ethics, you just carry out a sneak attack.)" Cheng Hao, who received a blow, said out loud.

"Who dared you to threaten sister? This is just to make you remember." Sister Hong'er said and walked to the lounge behind the stage.

When Cheng Hao saw it, he immediately chased after him.

"Little Fat Orange, don't run away. What are you doing running in? Come out quickly."

"Yeah, little Fat Orange, you didn't even sing."

After the fans in the audience saw it, they stood up and shouted one by one.

But Cheng Hao, who had already ran into the lounge, ignored them at all.

Leaving behind a big tail, he slowly slipped into the door and finally disappeared from everyone's sight.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that, they, that's really annoying. They keep asking me to sing for them. They just gave me this little money and they always want to listen to singing. How can it be so easy?" Cheng Hao muttered a book and said.

These people only paid this little money and still want to listen to so many songs?Do they really think what they pay is gold?Even if it's gold, they don't have so many demands.

"There's nothing we can do about this. Everyone here is your fan. Just bear with it." Sister Hong'er touched Cheng Hao's big head and said, what can I do?I can only endure it. Who asked all the fans to come?

"Ouch~ (I'm so annoyed, so annoyed.)" Cheng Hao, lying on the chair, said with his feet in the air.

"Okay, don't be bothered." Sister Hong'er rubbed Cheng Hao's big white belly and said, "Hasn't he already come in now? Just don't worry about this and let the host take care of the rest."

"Ouch~ (It's best like this.)" Cheng Hao replied, wrapping his tail around Sister Hong'er's hand and pulling it up: "Ouch~ (Here, here, the elbow socket is a little itchy.)"

"I know, you little scoundrel will enjoy it." Sister Hong'er heard this and said angrily.He scratched Cheng Hao's elbows with both hands.

"Ouch~ (It's so comfortable.)" Cheng Hao, who was lying down, said happily, shaking his big paws.

This is the service you should enjoy.

"You feel comfortable, sister, but your hands are so tired and sore." Sister Hong'er said angrily.

This little rascal was so comfortable, she was almost exhausted.

"Ouch~ (Believe in yourself, sister, you can definitely do it, come on!)" Cheng Hao cheered and got a chestnut on his head.

Suddenly, I didn't dare to say anything.

"If you keep talking here again? Sister, I'll give you a few more rewards." Sister Hong'er said, grabbing Cheng Hao's elbow.

"How is the construction of the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongtashan? Is it put into use now?" Inside the Evolver Department of Hongtashan City, the commander looked at Xu Lele and asked as he walked in.

"Report to Commander, it has been put into use. Except for a few breeders, there is nothing wrong with it." Xu Lele said as if he had crawled into a cotton nest.

"That's good." The commander nodded when he heard this. After raising his head, he was stunned and said: "Where have you been rolling around? How come you have so much hair on it?"

"Aren't they those big sheep and the dogs from the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain?" Xu Lele pulled the dog hair on his body and said, "I don't know where the dean recruited this group of rich and wealthy people, like Rhubarb. dog."

"I was surrounded as soon as I passed by. The key is that the sheep were still joining in the fun, and they were moulting, so I ended up like this."

He was obviously going to masturbate the cute little Fat Orange, but the director told her that Little Fat Orange had gone to participate in an offline show. Just as she was about to leave, the group of dogs rushed up to her.

Looking at the chubby iron coated with gold, she was ready to stroke her dog's head.To make up for the shortcoming of not being able to record Xiaopangju this time, it turned out to be the opposite, and she was fucked by the dogs.

"Really? Those may be stray animals recently, animals that have been raised in the shelter, right?" The commander couldn't help laughing after hearing this: "You go find the tarantula to help. His ability should be able to handle it. You have dog hair on you.”

Chen Min, who heard this, shrugged his shoulders and said:

"Forget it. I don't like others touching me. I'd better go find Sister Chen and ask her to put some static electricity on my clothes."

"I don't believe these dog hairs will stand up on their own."

What bothers her most now is that these hairs stick to clothes and are difficult to remove, but what if the dog hairs all stand up like hair?That's different.

"Okay, then go ahead and do it." The commander said with a smile, and Xu Lele left wearing a dog hair suit.

After the other party left, another team member came in, but behind him was a little boy with eight tentacles.

"Report to Commander, there are mutants in the city again." The team members reported. The little boy behind him was not panic at all. He just looked around and said, "This is the Evolution Department. It doesn't look like much." It’s awesome, is it similar to my school?”

"By the way, uncle, why did you bring me here? I also want to perform the Eight-Sword Style for my classmates?"

As soon as the team members heard this, they couldn't help it:
"You naughty kid, don't call me uncle. I'm only in my 20s, which is only a dozen years older than you. I'm not that old, okay?" "Besides, you have just become a mutant and need to undergo some tests. Only then can we return to school.”

He is a good young man who doesn't even have a wife, but he is called uncle by a naughty kid of eight or nine years old. Is he that old?

"Really? It's hard to tell." The boy held his chin and said, "I don't think I need to do any tests. I feel like I'm in very good condition now. I used to be so bothered by homework, but now I'm much more tired. Writing homework is much faster with eight hands.”

"And look at how cool these arms are?"

"Um, don't you feel any other discomfort? For example, the eyes of people around you?" the commander asked, but he didn't expect this naughty kid to have such novel ideas.

Things that others avoid, he still thinks are cool.

"What does other people's eyes have to do with me? Are they jealous because they can't get it?" The boy said proudly, what's the point of being the same as everyone else?Is it better to be unique and distinctive?
Moreover, he felt quite comfortable with these eight large tentacles growing on his body, and they could help him solve many problems.

For example, he is now responsible for eight people.

His parents no longer dare to point fingers at him, his classmates look at him with envy, and the teacher no longer dares to wear small shoes for him.

This is the power he has after having eight arms. He can already imagine himself like the hero in the comics.

"Commander, I think this child may have been disabled." After hearing this, the team members on the side couldn't help but widened their eyes.

"It is indeed a bit useless." The commander nodded after hearing this and looked at the boy who was talking endlessly: "I know what you mean, then do you want to become stronger? You now have The power is just the tip of the iceberg."

"You are still far away from your dream. If you want to be a great hero, you must at least have the power to protect your companions and yourself, right?"

"That means you plan to recruit me, right? Then how much money do you plan to give me, what kind of benefits are you going to give me, will I have five insurances and one housing fund, and will I work nine to five, right?"

"Besides, if you hire me like this, does that count as child labor?" the boy said after hearing this.

When the commander heard this, he couldn't help but said with black lines on his head:

"First of all, we will train you, not make you work. Secondly, this is recruitment, not recruitment."

"One more thing you misunderstood is that we don't have to give you money, you have to give us money. In addition, you have to pay tuition when we teach you to become stronger."

What did this unfortunate kid learn?Is this how parents teach their children now?

Would you rather let them watch less short videos and take them to work in the fields more often?
When he was his age, he still remembered having to collect firewood.How can these little guys enjoy such a blessing?

"Um, why do I still have to pay? I'm a very strong mutant." The boy was stunned and said, this is a little different from what he imagined. Why is it like this?Obviously this is not how it is drawn in the comics.

A hero like him should use all resources to train him for free.

"I know you are a strong mutant, but we have stronger ones here." The team member on the side said, pulling the little boy to the window on the other side, opening the curtain and pointing downwards: " Take a good look at it yourself and then come over and tell me, you must be very strong."

"Huh? What's there to see?" The boy came over after hearing this, and then his eyes widened.

On the huge training ground, there are many team members training.

Some people face more than a dozen baseball machines at the same time, but they can knock all the balls away without missing a ball.

Someone holds a drop of water in his hand, but it can change various shapes in his hand.

Some people even jumped over four meters high.

"How about it, little guy. This is just the tip of the iceberg in our department, and they are only the weakest evolvers in the department."

"There are many mutants like you in the department, but they become very abnormal when trained. Do you want to take a look?"

The team member who saw this said with a smile, very satisfied with the other party's shocked expression?If you don't show it to the other party, the other party will never know your weakness.

"Forget it, I already know that I am weak, don't let me see it." The boy shook his head and said. The starting point of mutants is much higher than that of evolved people. These people outside are the weakest and yet they are so powerful. Well, what if we saw those mutants?He was afraid that he would be hit to pieces.

"It's good to know, so you need to learn to know? As long as every mutant can use his strengths to the extreme, he will become a person who shocks the whole world." The commander touched the boy's head and said: "And you need to do The only thing is to take it step by step.”

"Yeah, I understand." The boy nodded his head upon hearing this. He will definitely become the strongest mutant.

"That's enough, just follow him to register. Then he will take you to a place where you can become stronger," the commander said.

"Really? Then let's go quickly." The boy said.

"Okay, let's go." The team member said, leading the boy downstairs.

The remaining commander looked sad in the office: "Are even children at this stage mutated? It seems that there will be more and more mutated creatures in this world."

The emergence of mutated animals and plants is not scary. What is scary is that more and more ordinary people will become mutants. If this trend continues, mutants may surpass evolvers.

The only good news now is that these mutants and evolved ones are the most powerful, and they are not beyond the range that thermal weapons can destroy.

Otherwise, if this trend continues, it will only be a matter of time before human civilization is changed.

"Ouch~ (Why is there no sound outside? Could it be that the event is over now?)" Cheng Hao, who woke up from his sleep, muttered and opened his eyes.

Then he saw people surrounding him, and his paws were being touched.

"Well, I didn't say a word. I swear to God I was quiet, but that's how Little Fatty Orange woke up." The fan tiptoed like a thief said.

He listened to the breeder lady.Quietly, he touched the little fat orange one.

But Little Fat Orange woke up just like this. It really had nothing to do with him. Don't look at him with eyes that want to kill him.

"It's okay, it's okay, let's continue." Hearing this, Sister Hong'er walked up to Cheng Hao.He stretched out his hand and closed his big eyes again: "Good boy, Xiaoju, you are in a dream now. Keep sleeping, everything outside is fake."

"Sleep, sleep, fat baby."

(End of this chapter)