Fat Tiger wants to live a leisurely life

Chapter 312 Are you making me feel uncomfortable?I can't make it easy for you either
"Don't run, little fat orange. We just want your autograph. What are you doing running so fast for nothing?" shouted the fans who were running over as they watched the car pass by quickly.

How could that damn little fat orange be like this?They just want to stick with each other.The little villain just ran away.

"It's so dangerous, so lucky that I ran away quickly. Otherwise, I wouldn't have been able to leave. Sister, you were too slow, and you almost got us both killed." Looking at the service area getting further and further away, Cheng Hao He couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, these guys didn't catch up, otherwise, it would have been another bloody storm.

However, sister’s reaction is too slow, right?He actually asked him to drive with a tiger.

"You little scoundrel, how dare you say that? Sister almost hit a hole in her head." Sister Hong'er said angrily. How dare you, the hateful little scoundrel, complain first?It's so abominable.

She didn't even react just now and almost hit the car door directly.

"Really? Sister, is your head okay? Does it hurt? Do you want to touch it?" Hearing this, Cheng Hao got up from the back row and asked, his eyes full of concern.

"Come on, you little scoundrel, don't smash my sister's brains out with your claws. My sister is fine yet, but that won't be the case if you touch her." Sister Hong'er said angrily.

This little villain said he cared about her.But if you give her a head pull, she'll be finished.

"What are you talking about? Am I such a tiger? Sister, please don't spit on tigers." Cheng Hao said, does my sister have delusions of being persecuted?
Why do you think he would do such a thing?
"You can't say for sure. After all, you, a little scoundrel, have too many tricks up your sleeve." Sister Hong'er said, looking at the steering wheel she was turning, and said, "If you, a little scoundrel, can drive? Then why do you let your sister drive you?" Are you holding something bad in your heart?"

"Nonsense, sister, please don't accuse me wrongly. I'm doing this for your own good. Think about it, what will happen if something happens to me when I want to sing again?" Cheng Hao said, he can't do two things at once, why? There are so many things you can do, so don’t make things too difficult for a tiger, okay?

"Now that my sister is driving, can you sing?" Sister Hong'er said after hearing this.

"Sister, you can drive, but I can't sing. I'm too tired from singing. You'd better play music and listen." Cheng Hao heard this and immediately shook his head.

It's impossible for him to suffer a loss twice. My sister must be holding the bad news in her heart. Don't think he doesn't know.

If he sings this song, will he be annoyed to death if he actually holds a concert?
"But you promised me to sing for my sister, do you want to go back on your word?" Sister Hong'er looked at her phone and said, and the fans in the live broadcast room were almost furious.

Everyone is accusing this little villain of hiding songs and not singing to them, but now he is still treating him differently.

"Of course not. I am an honest tiger. I will sing again when I have time later." Cheng Hao shook his paws and said, "Sister, you have to be ready to take over the car. I'm a little sleepy now and have to go to bed."

"Do you think your sister will believe your lies? You have to sing a few more songs before you can sleep, otherwise the fans will say that they will form a team to go to the zoo and surround you outside your nest." Sister Hong'er looked at the commotion in the live broadcast room. The scene said that someone among them said that Xiaoju would live directly in the Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park if she didn't want to sing.

A tent was set up directly next to Xiao Ju's nest, where everyone ate, drank, and waited for Xiao Ju to sing.

"Are they going to do this? Can it be more outrageous?" Cheng Hao rolled his eyes and said, these little clever guys are all so good, they actually plan to go to the tower to guard.

None of them need to go to work, so they can all be full by eating the northwest wind, right?
"I can't help it. Who told you not to sing? They said otherwise you will sing, or else they will squat on you in the Tiger Garden right now." Sister Hong'er said. This little villain is not afraid of anything. He is only afraid of being annoyed by others. he.

Now that fans are threatening him with this incident, this little villain may not even want to give in.

"Asshole, everyone is full and has nothing to do, right?" Cheng Hao cursed upon hearing this. He was really helpless when these guys acted like this.

"Yes, even if they say they're having a hard time, they won't make it easy for you." Sister Hong'er said with some gloating.

"Damn it, I'm really pissed off." Cheng Hao said, "Just sing, guys, listen up."

A bunch of melon guys like to listen to music, right?Then he would sing some songs that these guys would be disgusted with after listening to them.

"Yeah, sister, come and drive and you can sing." Sister Hong'er said with a smile.

Cheng Hao sang at the top of his lungs:

"Gugu~jiji~jiji, you are so..."

"What the hell? What song is Little Fat Orange singing? My ears feel like they're going to go deaf. Little Fat Pig can't trick us like this."

"Yeah, this is just noise pollution, okay? He can obviously sing very well, so why is he torturing us like this?"

Audiences in the live broadcast room should not cover their ears after hearing this, as their heads will feel like they are about to burst.

Little Fat Orange definitely did it on purpose, he definitely did it on purpose.

"Xiao Ju, can you stop for a moment? My sister feels a little pain in her head. If you keep singing? My sister may need to take a quick-acting heart-saving pill." Sister Hong'er quickly interrupted.

"Impossible, sister, didn't you ask me to sing? I sang, how about you don't behave like this? I will be very sad, and I have already sung, so you just have to listen to it reluctantly." Cheng Haowen Yan, put on an innocent look and said.

"Then you should sing other songs. Don't sing this kind of song, okay? Sister believes that this is definitely not your true level." When Sister Hong'er heard this, she didn't understand what this little villain was up to?

"This is my true level. My true level is like this. Sister, don't get me wrong. My singing is actually very unpleasant, but sister, you just need to bear with it a little bit." Cheng Hao said. , this is his true level, what is wrong with it? His singing is very difficult to listen to, okay?
"Sister can't bear it anymore. My head is about to burst. You should sing better to my sister. Stop torturing your sister. You are not tortured by your sister who raised you like this." Sister Hong'er said with satisfaction. Said with a black head.

"Then there is no way. This is my true level. No matter what you say, sister, you can't change it." Cheng Hao spread his paws and said, do you know what the ultimate torture is?
"Sister, I believe you, you big-headed devil. Hurry up and sing a nice song to your sister, you know? Otherwise, you will make her angry? You are the one to cry." Sister Hong'er said, this little bad guy knew the other person even if he moved his paws. What are you thinking about?Not to mention it hasn’t even moved its paws yet.

"Okay, okay, then I will sing the songs I am good at, sister," Cheng Hao said.

"That's right, hurry up and sing. Sister knows that you, the little rascal, are hiding it." Sister Hong'er said.

"Pig, your nose has two holes..." Cheng Hao heard this and started singing at the top of his lungs.

"Although this song by Little Fat Orange is much better than before, I always feel like Little Fat Orange is scolding us."

"Don't feel like you are scolding us. Little Fatty Orange must be scolding us."

"That's right, Little Fatty Orange is counterattacking our threat."

Hearing this, fans in the live broadcast room said.Vendor Ju actually called them pigs, which was simply disgusting.

"Xiao Ju, your song is indeed much better than the one just now, but sister still feels a little buzzing in the head. Can you change it to another song?" Sister Hong'er tried to discuss.

"Okay, then I'll change it to another one." Cheng Hao nodded: "Brother Monkey, you are really amazing. The mountains of Five Elements can't hold you down, and a Sun Walker comes out..." "Well, if I didn't remember If I'm wrong, it looks like Little Fatty is a tiger, not a monkey." A fan said in the live broadcast room.

"Yes, Little Fat Orange is indeed a tiger. And in Journey to the West, the tiger was skinned by a monkey." Others followed.

If we look at Journey to the West, Xiaopangju and Brother Monkey have a sworn hatred, so why do they keep singing this?After all, more than one tiger died inside, and a tiger-powerful immortal also died.

"Xiao Ju, do you like Sun Wukong so much?" Sister Hong'er asked helplessly.

"That's not true. I just want to sing. What's wrong? Is there any problem? Sister." Cheng Hao paused and asked after hearing this.

"The problem is no, but if you can sing other songs? Sister will be happier." Sister Hong'er said.

"Other song? What song is that?" Cheng Hao muttered: "How about I sing a little Nezha to you, sister?"

"Um, little Nezha?" After hearing this, Sister Hong'er thought for a while and said, "That's okay, Nezha is Nezha. It's better than you singing Sun Wukong to your sister here all the time."

"Okay! Sister, listen carefully." Cheng Hao raised his head and said, "It's him, it's him, it's him, our friend Xiao Nezha..."

"I feel like I'm singing in a cartoon now, what should I do? The image is a bit strong."

"Who says it's not? I feel like my eyelids are twitching. It's a pity that Little Fatty doesn't sing nursery rhymes." Fans in the live broadcast room murmured and continued to listen to the song.

Sure enough, this twisted melon is not very sweet. What kind of song is Little Fat Orange singing to them?

"How is it? Sister. Does it sound good? If it sounds good, I will get ready to go to bed."

After finishing singing, Cheng Hao said, he has sung several songs, so he is almost ready to sing, right?
"Go to sleep, go to sleep. Sister is really impressed by you, you little rascal." Sister Hong'er said helplessly. This little guy slept quite actively, but she was not willing to let him work at all.

Ask him to sing a song. What is he singing about?

"Yeah, yeah! Good afternoon, sister. Let's see you later." Cheng Hao said and closed his eyes.

It was wonderful to finally be able to close my eyes and sleep for a while.

"Yeah." Sister Hong'er nodded and pointed the live broadcast camera at the back row: "Xiao Ju is going to sleep, so I can't sing for everyone. Next, let's enjoy watching Xiao Ju sleep. .”

"Okay, that's all I can do. I hope the little fat chicken can be more honest when sleeping and stop running around."

"Yeah, little Fatty Orange should be better behaved. Continue to sing to us when you wake up." Fans said upon seeing this, and started watching in the live broadcast room while Cheng Hao slept.

"Hoo Hoo ~ Hoo Hoo"

What about someone spying on you while sleeping?Cheng Hao said, what if these guys are so idle?You can look at it casually, he doesn't care anyway.

Then the long snoring began, and everyone in the live broadcast room just watched the chubby figure quietly, falling asleep.

Until it got dark, there was still no movement.

Finally, a fan couldn't wait any longer and asked:

"Can anyone tell me how long a tiger sleeps? Why did little Fatty sleep for so long without even moving?"

"Although I want to tell you, but as an outsider who is not a tiger research expert, I don't know very well." Someone typed.

"Yeah, anyway, when Little Fat Orange wakes up, he will definitely wake up. If he doesn't wake up, he will definitely not wake up. As for when Little Fat Orange wakes up, it all depends on his biological clock." Someone immediately followed him echoed.

"You two guys know nonsense literature." The fan who asked the question said speechlessly.

The Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park is almost here, why hasn’t Little Fat Orange woke up yet?If this continues, he will almost fall asleep.

"Xiaoju, are you awake? We are almost there." Sister Hong'er asked, looking at the familiar highway intersection.

"Ouch~ (Should I be awake, right? In fact, I don't know whether I am awake or not. I may need some food to know.)" The deafening snoring suddenly stopped, and then Cheng Hao spoke.

"You're a greedy guy, you've been pretending to be asleep, right? You're shameless enough to ask your sister for food." After hearing this, Sister Hong'er cursed angrily.

"Of course not. I didn't wake up before you spoke, okay?" Cheng Hao pressed his tail on the car window and looked at the dark clouds floating outside and said, "Sister, we have to go back quickly, the clouds in the sky are so good It's so thick. I have to go back quickly to collect my clothes and quilts."

Look how thick the clouds are in the sky?Just like chocolate pie.What if it rains?The car would be flooded within an hour.

"Where did you get the quilt from, you tiger? My sister's clothes have been put away a long time ago. You'd better close the window honestly." Sister Hong'er said while looking at the raindrops dripping on the glass.

What a crisp sound. It looks like the rain will be very heavy.

"Oh oh oh." Cheng Hao nodded, looked at the sky and said, "What a big caramel marshmallow. How great would it be if it scared the chocolate beans?"

"It's not good at all. If only enough chocolate was poured, it would be over." Sister Hong'er said unhappily and stepped on the accelerator directly to enter the national highway.

What if the rain turned into chocolate beans?That would violate taste.Maybe something terrible will happen next, so it would be better if it rains.

"Whoa Whoah"

"clap clap"

Just after Sister Hong'er's voice fell, the whole world became blurry.The sky poured down on the car like water, and the car kept making a loud noise.

"Sister, why don't we find a place to park and wait for the rain to stop? The rain seems a bit heavy." Cheng Hao reminded, looking at the blurry world outside.

(End of this chapter)