Fat Tiger wants to live a leisurely life

Chapter 339
"What's wrong with the tiger? Tigers can do things that humans can't do. Don't think that you can't do it just because you are a tiger. Do you know that, as a tiger park manager? Grandpa thinks highly of you. You are the best tiger." Hearing this The principal touched Cheng Hao's big head and encouraged him, like the bad grandpa of an extreme child.

"No, that's not what I meant. What I mean is that this kind of importance should be left to others. I just want to lie down and don't want to work." Cheng Hao explained, he is a tiger doing a hammer, work. , there was no salary or reward, and he had to wander around. After he was full and had enough time to rest, he was still in a hurry.

"This is not okay, how could you do this?" The director immediately said with a straight face after hearing this: "Have you forgotten the tiger code of conduct in our Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park? Do you want grandpa to read it to you again, so that you can Why don't you review the old and learn something new?"

"No, no, at worst, can't I do it? Grandpa, please stop reading." Upon hearing this, Cheng Hao said immediately.

Still listening?Then his head will be even bigger.

"That's about it. Remember to get up early to find Xiaohong tomorrow morning. Grandpa will go back to the office to make preparations first." The principal said, this little scoundrel refuses to listen to him and insists on asking him to speak and scare him, right?

"I know, I know. Grandpa, please go first. I also want to have a meal first to calm down." Cheng Hao curled his lips and said:
"It's true, they always catch my little tiger to do something. It makes the breeders in our tiger park seem useless. Grandpa, you don't even ask them if they are willing. It's true."

"Nonsense, if they are willing, grandpa will call you because they are not willing to do this, so grandpa calls you." The principal said, looking at Cheng Hao and said: "Okay, you have to go to eat. If so, go and eat quickly."

"Oh." Cheng Hao replied, turned around and ran towards the cafeteria.

Seeing this scene, the principal was relieved to have this little scoundrel to help him. Xiaohong would definitely stop complaining now, right?

"I said you guys ran so fast, so you didn't finish all the food. You should leave some for me." Cheng Hao's voice came in before he came in.

The security guards who were doing their meals heard this.They raised their heads in unison and said, "Don't worry, there is food for you. We are not pigs, how can we eat dozens of kilograms of food at one time?"

"Yes, Xiaoju, you are really too worried. If you want to eat? Maybe you can eat it all."

"Although I am very happy to hear that there is still food available, your tone of pointing fingers at Sang and Huai makes me very unhappy." Cheng Hao said angrily as he came in, and finally took small steps to the meal window: "Auntie, what else is delicious? You must have prepared something delicious for the cute tiger, right?"

"Yes, you are a glutton and you still know how to come here. We thought you wouldn't come today."

"That's right, if you don't come over, we're going to give the cow legs to the wolves."

The aunts behind the window couldn't help laughing and cursing after hearing this.

"Beef shank? Is it boiled, steamed or braised? I know aunts are the best." Cheng Hao asked with tears streaming down his face after hearing this.

"Of course it's true. If you use boiling and stewing, how long will it take?"

"Yeah, you little rascal, go find a place to sit down first, don't hang around the window." The aunts who were moving the legs from the foam box said, and Cheng Hao trotted to the seat.Ready to eat.

Sure enough, the coquettish tiger was loved, so he knew that he would still have something to eat at such a late hour.

"Eat, eat, you are such a glutton, you can forget about eating when you grow up."

"Yes, this meat has already been steamed and cooked before you come here."

The aunts who put the cow legs on the table said, and stretched out their hands to rub Cheng Hao's big head: "You have such a big head for nothing, remember to come early for dinner next time, you know? Don't always run when the aunts are cleaning. come over."

"I know, I know. Thank you, aunts." Cheng Hao nodded his big head and said, licking his lips and getting ready to start.

"Well, eat it obediently. After eating, remember to throw the bones into the trash can. Don't let the aunts come to collect them." The aunt who saw this scene reminded me.

"Yes, yes, I am the most civilized tiger in the tiger garden." Cheng Hao replied, and the aunts left with peace of mind.

When Cheng Hao saw this, he immediately took action.

When the security guards who were cooking on the side saw it, they immediately felt that the food in the bowl was no longer fragrant. After looking at each other, they ran over cautiously: "Xiao Ju, how does this beef leg taste? It's tender. Not tender?"

"Yes, Xiaoju, would you mind sharing a little with us? We'll trade chicken legs with you."

"Yes, aren't we good brothers? It doesn't seem right for you to be a tiger eating alone."

"What's wrong with this? I'm of a big frame and eat big portions, but you guys are of a frame and can eat small portions." Cheng Hao looked at their greedy eyes and said, "And I've already eaten. What else do you want?" Come and get a share of the pie?”

"Isn't there another side that hasn't been touched? We don't mind it."

"Yes, Xiaoju, just give us a taste." The security guards who heard this said with a smile. Although chicken legs and pork are good, they are still not as good as a big beef leg.

"Okay, okay, you guys go over and eat some. Look at how hungry you two are. I don't know how hungry you are." Cheng Hao said angrily, and the security guards immediately followed the chopsticks excitedly. Meat.

But after they clamped for a while, they found that they couldn't pick up the soft-looking meat. It was as if the meat had been stretched out and stuck to the bone.

"I said you guys are massaging beef shanks? You're actually clamping them." Cheng Hao, who was spitting out chicken bones, said, "You guys want to eat them so much?"Then it depends on whether they have the ability. Anyway, he has given them the opportunity. If they can't catch them, it has nothing to do with him.

"We wanted to pick it up, but we couldn't pick it up. The meat didn't want to come off."

"Yes, Xiaoju, did you use your ability?" said the security guard, whose hands were sore from holding the meat with chopsticks, and looked at Cheng Hao.

Logically speaking, it shouldn't be difficult for the meat to be cut like this. The only explanation is that this bad guy has tampered with it.

"I haven't even moved while I'm standing here. Don't accuse me wrongly. If you don't give it your own strength, why don't you give me your strength?" Cheng Hao curled his lips and said.

These guys are not stupid, and they immediately discovered the problem, but they will definitely not admit that they did it themselves.

"Bah, bah, bah, we don't have the strength there, you must have tampered with it."

"That's right. I can't pick it up with chopsticks. Use a knife to cut it and see if it can lift up?" The security guards said and went to get the knife for cutting steak. Xiaoju, don't think that this can stop them. There is no such thing. possible.

"As for that? A group of guys went to get knives to cut it." Cheng Hao was speechless when he saw it, and could only seize the time to eat the chicken legs in their bowl.

The chicken legs are pretty good, and these guys are really looking at his beef.

"Xiao Ju, what if you use up your ability now? We only need to pick up a few chopsticks of beef. If you still do this, we will have to cut more." The security guard holding the knife said.

He has already taken the knife, but he still can't solve it if he doesn't believe it.What if Xiaoju knows what’s going on now?Just be obedient and put away your abilities, otherwise he will be ruthless.

"If you have the ability, let's go ahead." Cheng Hao muttered, not caring at all. "Okay." The security guard was not polite when he heard this.He took a table knife and cut into the beef leg, cutting right in.

But just when he was happy and wanted to cut off big pieces, the knife felt like it hit a stone.No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't move forward half a centimeter.

"Cut it, keep cutting it, don't stop, this piece of meat is the most."

"Yeah, why did you stop holding the knife?" the security guards asked when they saw it. The other party had already cut in, why didn't they cut further?Holding a knife is like sharpening a saw.

"There is no way to cut further down. The bottom is as hard as a rock. My arms are sore when I press hard and I can't cut in." said the security guard holding the knife.

"Then cut along the surface and cut as much as you can?"

"Yeah, hurry up." Hearing the security guards here say, they understood that Xiaoju was taking action again.

But it doesn't matter, as long as they can cut more of the beef on the surface, they will still make a profit.

"Okay." The security guard holding the knife said, and started cutting along the surrounding area.

Not long after, he cut off a piece of beef that was as thin as a feather and looked very big from the surface of the beef leg.

"Wow! Your knife skills are so good. It would be a pity for the beef noodle restaurant not to ask you to cut the meat." Cheng Hao exclaimed when he saw this scene, as if he was really surprised by the other party's knife skills.

"I think you are being sarcastic. Don't be proud. We will definitely cut off all your legs."

"That's right, let's do it together." After hearing this, the security guard said, and they all went to get their knives.

"Then you cut it slowly, and remember to cut it quickly. I'll go see what else is available first?" Cheng Hao said with a smile, and took small steps to clean up the vegetables and rice.

If they cut it at their speed, they might not be able to cut it well until night.

He'd better go eat and watch the show first.

"Aren't we going too far with sesame and losing the watermelon? Xiaoju, the bad guy, seems to be planning to wipe out all the food." Seeing this scene, a security guard said.

"Of course he picked up the sesame seeds and lost the watermelon, but what can we do? We can't let him be so complacent."

"Yeah, I suggest moving the beef legs and food away. Stay away from Xiao Ju so that he can't use his abilities."

"A good suggestion, but do you think this glutton might allow it?"

"Uh, probably not." Looking at Cheng Hao who came over with an iron basin in his mouth, the security guard said weakly.

If they take away the whole cow leg in front of the other party, the other party will probably chase them for eighteen streets, right?

"Isn't this enough? Let's just cut it honestly. Cut as little as you can."

"Yeah, it's fine as long as it's not a loss anyway." The group of people said and continued to cut the paper beef.

After a while, they finally cut a large pot full of it. It seemed to be a huge amount, but when they picked it up, they found that it was very light.

"I feel like we have been busy for so long in vain. Ah, this weight is a bit too light, at most it only weighs two chicken legs." After weighing it, Lao Li said.

"Isn't this nonsense? This glutton is causing trouble, and we will be damned if we can get as much as we can." Lao Wang said helplessly.

"Are you done cutting it? If so? I'm going to start enjoying the meal." Cheng Hao licked the rice grains at the corner of his mouth and said, wrapping his tail around the beef leg to nibble on it while not forgetting to say:

"By the way, I forgot to tell you the bad news. I saw that you didn't eat the rest of the food, so I emptied it all. If you are hungry? You should only be able to eat instant noodles later."

"What?" The security guards who heard this were completely dumbfounded. Why do they want to kill people and punish their hearts? This is called killing people and killing their hearts.

"Okay, you guys eat slowly. I barely ate enough to go have breakfast and dessert after dinner." While they were in a daze, Cheng Hao had already eaten the beef leg clean.All that was left was the big white bone of the stick, shaking in the iron basin.

"What the hell? Are you eating meat or devouring it? Why are you so fast?"

"Yeah, are you so outrageous?" the security guards said with wide eyes. When they turned around, they found that the chubby body had already walked out of the cafeteria door.

In an instant, everyone was dumbfounded.

"You guys, do you still dare to target my calf? Now you know what it means to lose your wife and lose your troops, but you will lose the rice, right?" Cheng Hao, who was walking slowly on the road, said proudly, Just walked towards the dormitory.

He didn't see anything delicious in the cafeteria, so he had to come to the dormitory to take a look.

I haven’t been here for so long. My sister from the dormitory must have bought a lot of delicious food. I just don’t know if there is anything he likes to eat?
"Ding Ding~"

The sound of jingling bells rang in the quiet dormitory, and Sister Hong'er, who was lying on the bed, heard it.He quickly opened his eyes and found that a chubby figure had covered the doorway.

Suddenly, he said angrily: "You little scoundrel, you didn't go to take a nap honestly. Why did you come to my sister's house for nothing? You don't want to come here to steal food again, do you?"

"Of course not. I just came here to see my sister. After all, as the old saying goes, a day without seeing you is like three autumns." Cheng Hao pawed at the bell and said, "Sister, there has been a thief in your dormitory recently. Why? Are you okay with installing this thing here?"

He was just thinking about the delicious food and didn't pay attention to it. It wasn't until he bumped into it that he realized that there was such a thing here.

So why is this installed here?Isn't it to prevent thieves?The thief caught him unawares.

"Of course it's not to catch thieves, it's to prevent the little guys from breaking into the dormitory and causing trouble for me." Sister Hong'er said angrily, are you still catching thieves?Isn't this greedy just a greedy thief?

"Um? What are these little guys doing here, sister?" Cheng Hao asked curiously, looking around, and soon focused on the crackers on the table.

"Of course they came over and pressed on me. I couldn't breathe. These little guys were so active all day long that they treated my bed as their own." Sister Hong'er said helplessly. These little guys were so cute. There was a fuss.

(End of this chapter)