Please come down when it gets dark

Chapter 10 Immortals
At the moment, I slowly backed away.

I looked down at my feet and walked into the yard. I took seven or eight steps back. Just when I thought it was almost time to turn around, I saw the scene of the yard in front of me, and I returned to the house in an instant.
Although he returned to the house, the old Taoist priest who fell on the ground disappeared without a trace.

At this time, I saw beads of sweat on my forehead.

I turned back and forth more than a dozen times, but every time I turned around, the yard and the house changed positions.
Thinking that the two little Taoist priests are coming back soon, and seeing their master and uncle lying on the ground, maybe they will react to me.

If it doesn't work, I'd better go back to bed and lie down.

Just think that the old Taoist priest was knocked out by others, and when I was killed, I fell into a coma and had nothing.
Just when I was about to go back to the bed and pretend to be dead, I suddenly found a little Taoist priest sitting on the camp bed I was lying on just now, grinning at me
Compared to the handsome one with excessive gilt, this little Taoist priest in front of him is really shabby.

This person was about the same height as Liu Jin, but he had the face of an adult child with Tang syndrome.

On a big white and fat face, there are two black bean-like eyes.

On the left side of the face, there are circles of ringworm, and on the right side, there are countless pockmarks.

The little old man opened his mouth and smirked at me. With this open mouth, brushed saliva flowed down the corner of his mouth.
I recognized it, this is the little old man who had been turning his back on me just now.

The shabby little Taoist wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth with his sleeve, and while smirking at me, he said:
"Isn't it fun?

Is it like having a dream?
Just like this house, it’s hard to tell which side is inside and which side is outside.”

When the little Taoist spoke, I felt as if I had heard this voice somewhere.

Before the little Taoist could finish speaking, I suddenly interrupted him, pointed to his nose and said:

"It's you! It's you!
You were one of the two people who broke into my house in the fog last night to frighten me!

You said I stumbled in by mistake, wasn't it you! "

"Jie Jie Jie Jie"

Old Ugly laughed like an owl, and after a few laughs, he said:

"No wonder the superior said you were interesting, and remembered my voice in one sentence.

Originally, my master was thinking of making up a lie to fool you.

But a fake is a fake, at most it will lie to you for three or five years.

When you think about it, the stimulation is even greater and you have to die.

It's better to tell the truth and tell you the truth directly.

Whether you accept it or not is up to you."

Having said that, the ugly old man got out of bed slowly, and walked in front of me with a smile.

He took out a crumpled pack of cheap cigarettes from his arms, pulled out a cigarette from it and handed it to me.

After hesitating for a moment, I still took the cigarette.

The ugly Taoist took out a lighter to light a cigarette for me, and said with a smile:
"Aren't you afraid that I'll put medicine in the cigarette?
Maybe after you finish smoking this cigarette, you will be friends with the world. "

I blew a smoke ring into the face of the ugly Taoist priest, and said:

"If you want my three friends, you don't need to waste a cigarette.

When I was lying on the bed just now, you could have my three friends anytime and anywhere. "

"Jie Jie"

The ugly old man laughed like an owl again, and after laughing, he himself lit a cigarette.

After taking a sip, the ugly old man said to me:
"Since you have cooperated like this, then I don't talk nonsense.

Regarding your experience these days, there are scientific and non-scientific explanations, which one do you want to hear? "

After taking a deep breath, I dropped my half-smoked cigarette on the ground and said:
"If you were me, which explanation would you choose?"

"Jie Jie"

After hearing my words, the ugly Taoist laughed again.

He patted my shoulder while laughing and said:
"You really stumped me, otherwise, I'd better let you three friends."

Although I knew that the ugly Taoist was joking, I still involuntarily took a step back and distanced myself from him.

The ugly Taoist tilted his head and looked at me, then continued with a smile:

"Let's not talk about the illusion that occurs after the time and environment of Einstein's general theory of relativity are distorted.

Let's get straight to the point.
Do you believe that there are gods in this world? "

I didn't expect the ugly Taoist to directly lead the topic to the gods, and said directly to him:
"Actually, it's not impossible for me to believe what you said about ghosts hitting walls and ghosts covering eyes.

There is no need to drag the gods
This opening of your mouth is like a fairy, this step is too big, I am afraid that you will not be able to make it in the future."

"If it is round but not round, you have to take it first and listen to me."

The ugly Taoist waved his hands and continued:

"Have you heard that one day in the sky, three years on earth?
Some people mistakenly strayed into the paradise of the gods, stayed there for a day, and returned to the human world after three years."

Before the ugly Taoist could finish speaking, I interrupted him and said:

"You said that the three of you are all gods?
Don't make trouble, I have read Journey to the West and the list of gods, gods are not like you.

That must be a fairy style, a white bearded old man, an old lady or something."

The ugly Taoist gave me a half-smile and said:

"Let me finish talking.
When you came to the Taoist temple the day before yesterday, you happened to meet a deity descending from the mortal world.

The god made a little joke with you. Originally, you just had to stay obediently. When the ban on the Taoist temple is lifted the next morning, you can go down the mountain and reunite with your relatives.

Nothing happens after that.

It's a pity that before the ban was lifted, you, the benefactor, ran down the mountain by yourself.

The result is that you have implicated our Taoist master and apprentice, and you have been erased for three years for no reason."

Hearing that the ugly Taoist's words were getting more and more wrong, I hurriedly interrupted him and said:
"Hold on
You put the blame on me?
Dude, you are more or less going too far.

Those who co-authored with my wife and children are all self-inflicted? "

The ugly Taoist squinted his eyes and looked at me, saying:

"Benefactor, when you entered the Taoist temple, did my junior brother stop you?

Did you say that there is a big event in the Taoist temple today, so you can't come in?
When you threw it out in the morning, he chased you again, didn't he say that something big would happen if you went down the mountain?
But if you listen to what he says, you won't be what you are now. "

After hearing what the ugly Taoist said, I quickly said:
"wrong!
Then you have to blame your younger brother Liu Jin, I said earlier that there are gods here, so let me be honest
Regardless of whether I believed it or not at the time, he never said that the gods came to you.

If I leave without authorization, it will cause such a big trouble."

Hearing what I said, the ugly Taoist laughed "Jie Jie Jie" again.

After the laugh, he stared at me and said:
"Then, benefactor, you believe that there are gods in this world, don't you?"

(End of this chapter)