Please come down when it gets dark

Chapter 9 Back and forth
I have experienced several shocks from this night until now, and Shui Mi has some hypoglycemia.

After seeing Liu Jin, I couldn't stand the blow any longer. After shaking my body a few times, my eyes went dark and I didn't know anything.

I don't know how long I've been in a coma, but I heard someone talking in a daze:

"Liu Jin, I know it's not easy for you to carry someone back from the city.

But it's too big a job, and someone has to take it on.

Why don't you two guess punches, and whoever loses will take the blame.
At worst, I begged the higher-ups for mercy, saying that this kid ran away by himself, and we didn't stop him.

The higher-ups will not do anything to you, that is, you will lose three to five years of life.

Didn't the superior who came down the year before last tell your fortunes for the two of you?

Righteousness, you still have 60 years of life, and gilt has 61 years.

I'll beg for you again, it will be three to five months at most."

This voice sounds like an old Taoist priest in a Taoist temple. Am I dreaming of returning to the Taoist temple?

Just when I was suspicious in my heart, I heard the voice of Jin Jin sighing again, and then said:

"Last time, Master, you were chasing stars and asked for autographs, and you lost your superiors, and it was our brothers who were responsible.

As a result, both of us lost half a year of life."

While Liu Jin was speaking, someone beside him sucked his nose a few times.

The man grumbled his nose and muttered something in a low voice.

The old Taoist heard what the nose said, turned to him and said:
"What do you mean by righteousness? What do you mean it's my turn?"

As an uncle, I brought you up with a handful of shit and urine, now is the time for you to repay your kindness!

When my old sister was leaving, what did she say while holding the hands of the two of you?Let you take care of my uncle.

Your mother has only been dead for twenty years, and you are disobedient.

My poor old sister, look at your two white-eyed wolf sons.

When the wings are hard, I want to fly, why don't you take me away."

When I was talking, there was a loud noise in my ears, and I opened my eyes suddenly.

The room in front of me is still in the Taoist temple, where I lived for one night.

The old Taoist priest, Ji Jin and another Taoist priest with their backs to me were sitting by my bed.

The old Taoist spoke a little excitedly, and the saliva sprayed all over my face.

It was him who excitedly slapped my bed just now, which woke me up.

Originally, the old Taoist was crying and fussing about the nephew of the two apprentices, but when he saw me wake up, he immediately changed his face and walked over with a kind face.

After helping me to sit up, he said:
"My lord, you are finally awake.

I've been in a coma for a day and a night, and I'm so scared, the old Taoist.
How can you think you have a mental illness?
Don't be afraid, it's nothing serious, it's just that you broke the formation of the Taoist temple by running around in the morning.

But when you can't go down the mountain, it's when the superior is about to leave, and our Taoist temple is also a part of the heaven.

There is a saying that one day in the sky, three years in the world.

You missed the good times of the next three years."

At this time, my consciousness was still a little fuzzy, and I couldn't understand what the old Taoist said. I just stared at the three Taoist priests in front of me in a daze.

The old Taoist priest was well-informed, and immediately said to his two apprentices:
"Hurry up, bring a bowl of porridge here, and add two spoonfuls of brown sugar."

While the old Taoist was speaking, Liu Jin had already filled a bowl of white rice porridge, mixed it with two tablespoons of brown sugar, and brought it to me.

I was also so hungry that I couldn't think about why I disappeared for three years.

After I took the white rice porridge, I ate it hungrily.

After eating a large bowl of brown sugar rice porridge, I regained my consciousness.

It's just that I have been hungry for several meals, this bowl of porridge is really not very important.

After Liu Jin saw it, he served another bowl of rice porridge, mixed it with brown sugar, and handed it to me.

I just ate half of this bowl of porridge, and the old Taoist smiled and said to me:
"After eating this bowl of porridge, old Taoist priest, I still have a few words to say.

So what - benefactor, you and the old Taoist have fate, how about it?Ask me to be a master.

Old Taoist, I have no other skills, but I can teach you to become a fairy."

Before the old Taoist finished speaking, I turned my head and sprayed half a bowl of porridge on his face
Before the old Taoist could react, I rolled my eyes and fell straight on the bed.

This frightened the three Taoist priests. The old Taoist hurried over to feel my pulse, and then said to the two apprentices:

"I just said that he has been hungry for several meals, and this porridge can't bear it? You don't listen.

It's over, this kid can't feel his pulse
You can't let this person die in the Taoist temple, the two little ancestors, hurry up - dig a hole outside the temple and bury him.

Don't be empty-handed, go get a shovel and a pickaxe, do you two still want to dig empty-handed? "

While he was nagging, Liu Jin and another Taoist priest had already walked out of the room with their heads bowed.

After the two young Taoist priests left, the old Taoist priest looked back at me.

It may be that I have died, the old Taoist lived in the same room with a dead person, he was somewhat uncomfortable.

The old Taoist walked to the door, and leaning against the door frame, he said to himself:
"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
You are not the old Taoist priest who killed you.

I also said that I wanted to take you kid as an apprentice, but unfortunately, your blessings are too thin.

Tomorrow, old man, I will do a ritual for you, so that your kid will have a good future in the next life."

While the old Taoist was speaking, I sat up again silently.

Just now I was pretending to faint, but this old man with two knives thought I was dead.

The bowl of rice porridge I just drank worked, and my blood sugar was no longer low now. I got out of bed barefoot and tiptoed behind the old man.

He picked up the gilded stool he was sitting on just now, and smashed it at the back of the old Taoist priest's head.

Now I'm convinced that all of this is caused by three Taoist priests. Although I don't understand what's going on, it's not wrong to stop this old thing first.

After the old Taoist was hit by the stool, he fell to the ground without a sound.

Looking at the slight ups and downs of the old Taoist's chest, it seemed that he was fine.

I was not in a hurry and ran out of the Taoist temple immediately, and turned back to pick up the casserole containing rice porridge.

After drinking half a pot of rice porridge, he wiped his mouth, stepped over the body of the old Taoist priest, and ran towards the outside of the Taoist temple.

The moment I stepped out of the house, the place that was supposed to be the courtyard of the Taoist temple suddenly turned into the house I was in just now.

In front of me was a camp bed, a few stools, and half a pot of rice porridge left.

Underfoot is the comatose body of an old Taoist priest
What's going on?Why did the yard become the inside of the house?

Looking back, the courtyard at the gate of the Taoist temple is behind me. Could it be that when I turned around just now, the back became the front?

Or is it that I have suffered from hysteria again, and all the houses and yards are hallucinations?
(End of this chapter)