Please come down when it gets dark

Chapter 49

After hearing the words of the ugly Taoist priest, I still find it incredible.

Pointing to the beast and figure in front of him, he said to him:
"The stench in the temple is the filthy magic of Doujun Xingguan?
Dude, if you didn't tell me, I would have thought that your Taoist latrine had fermented a pool of stinky excrement.

You smell this bad smell, how refreshing you are"

Speaking of this, I suddenly thought of another thing, and said to Zhuge Zhengqi:

"Wait a minute, then, Xiao Xingguan'er has already gone back, right?
I didn't sleep for long, I thought I slept all day and all night."

"It's only an hour and a half when you're fully charged"

Zhuge Zhengqi sat on the steps in front of the Taoist temple, looked at the beasts and figures in front of him, and said to me:

"After you handed back the immortal law, you fell asleep.

He couldn't wake up no matter how he called, the star officer was anxious to go back and report, so he left directly.

Exterminating the evil spirit Han Guanghu, and breaking the little Zhuxian formation, two things are enough for him to be promoted to a higher level. :"

At this time, I felt a little unreliable in my heart.

At the moment, he said to the ugly Taoist priest:
"Dude, isn't it said in fairy tales that the gods in the sky know everything?
There are also Shunfeng ears, clairvoyance and so on, it is not easy to hide it.
Can this matter be covered?Xingguan'er was in a hurry to say that he missed it, and someday the gods would send down to ask me, can we still hide the matter about the man in the blue shirt? "

"Don't take Journey to the West seriously. If a born god really knows everything, he doesn't have to send a superior to fix this and that.

Even if they really have clairvoyant eyes and smooth ears, it's just that pair of live treasures.

You also heard that the taboo door that the Emperor of Heaven cares most about has been born.

If you were the Emperor of Heaven, would you send clairvoyance and wind ears to monitor He Yunshang's taboo door?

It’s better to monitor a little star official sent down to do something.”

Zhuge Zhengqi, who returned to the Taoist temple, seemed to be a different person, and he spoke a lot more easily.

As he was speaking, from the beasts that were absorbing the stinking magic from the opposite side.

come out a big fox
This fox is red all over, with fluffy hair, it looks like a ball of fire from a distance.

The big fox walked up to Zhuge Zhengqi, first squinted his eyes, and rubbed his head against the ugly Taoist's calf.

Then he opened his mouth, spat out a dead mouse, and threw it in front of Zhuge Zhengqi.

The ugly Taoist smiled and touched the fox's head, saying:
"This is for me?

You don't need to be so polite, I didn't give you this fairy law."

Seeing the big fox circling around Zhuge Zhengqi, I found it novel, and immediately said:

"Zhuge, you don't have to be humble, without you three veterans, they wouldn't be able to get this big advantage.

But it's just a dead mouse, isn't it a little poor?
It's okay, big sister fox, you can also go back to the whole Liaozhai to have a look, the vixen in the Xuexue book repays kindness like this.

You come at night and become a girl of eighteen or nineteen.

At this time next year, we will give birth to a fat boy for our brother Zhuge."

"My lord, it's alright.

These spirit beasts will really take it seriously."

Zhuge Zhengqi hurriedly pulled me back, and said with a wry smile:

"You don't dare to talk nonsense, these spirit beasts around the Taoist temple are all pure in mind.

You are joking, but these spirit beasts will take it seriously.

At night there is really a big sister with body odor knocking on the door, should I open the door or not? "

I laughed and laughed, and then said to Zhuge Zhengqi:

"Seeing that your face is pale with fright, then stop joking. Tell the truth.
Zhuge, Fatty Qiu said that you have too many eyes.

You help me analyze and analyze, how should I live the rest of my life?
I can't just hang around your Taoist temple all the time, can I?
Also, the ID card you issued last time is also temporary.

My identity will disappear in a few days, what should I do? "

Zhuge Zhengqi seemed to have guessed what I was going to say,
He laughed "Jie Jie" and said:

"Identities are small things, I have already arranged them.

You don't like living in a Taoist temple, but there are places to live at the foot of the mountain, at least living here is not a problem.

The disaster was caused by our Taoist temple, and we can't just ignore it."

When he said this, Zhuge Zheng paused for a moment, and after he gave me a weird look, he continued:

"Benefactor, you really don't want to know, what is the origin of that man in the blue shirt that only you can see?

Why does he take care of you so much?
Let's be honest, I really want you to be like this, you are the first person to perform immortal arts with a mortal body, and you are the benefactor.

When I saw you smashing Han Guanghu halfway, I felt a little jealous of you.

I was thinking in my heart-why can't I be the one who can cast the immortal spell?

Let's take a few steps forward-have you ever thought that one day you can be a fairy?
Isn't that man in the blue shirt just taking you step by step to become a god?

One day, I will be here, waiting for you, Shen Lian, to come down to earth."

"I don't want to be such a fairy."

Before Zhuge Zhengqi finished speaking, I couldn't help interrupting him, and continued:

"At least not to be such a fairy,
I always thought that immortals were Journey to the West, the kind in the list of gods.

If you have nothing to do, you can follow other gods to watch Chang'e dance in the Lingxiao Temple.

If you drink too much, go pick a flat peach to quench your thirst
But now these old gods, aren't they civil servants in the sky?

The small ones are like Doujun Xingguaner, no one dares to offend, even when they meet Fatty Qiu who is not a fairy, they have to smile with him.

If that's the case, it's better for me to be an ordinary person freely. "

After hearing what I said, Zhuge Zhengqi smiled and said:

"Whether it's a god or not, we'll talk about it later.

Donor, hurry back to rest before dawn.

When you wake up, I will accompany you to apply for an ID card.
You live in a Taoist temple for a while, maybe you will meet a superior with great supernatural powers.

Correct your time, benefactor, you can go back to three years ago. "

At this time, the stench in the Taoist temple finally dissipated,
Seeing that there was nothing to take advantage of, the beasts and dead souls at the gate left here one after another.

Except for the big fox who was still guarding the ugly Taoist priest, the rest of the beasts and dead souls also began to slowly dissipate.

Seeing the beasts and the souls of the dead scattered, only the darkness remained at the gate.

There is no point in staying here anymore, I followed Zhuge Zhengqi back to the Taoist temple.

After the ugly Taoist watched me go back to the room, he also went back to rest,,,,,,
This time I slept until the sun was up, and I was woken up by a loud noise outside the door.

"Friends of the group, this is our Luoshen Taoist Temple.

Their family’s Sanqing is the most spiritual, our province’s liberal arts champion, came here before the exam, and it turned out to be the pride of our province.”

(End of this chapter)