Please come down when it gets dark

Chapter 50 Qiu Beidou's Thoughts
I got up from the bed in a daze, walked to the door, and looked out from the crack of the door.

Seeing that the courtyard outside was already full of tourists, a middle-aged woman holding a small flag said with foam at the corners of her mouth:

"Guys, you guys are here today.

Today is Wenquxing's birthday, and this Luoshen Temple is Wenquxing's dojo.

If you have children at home, hurry up and pay your respects, and donate some merit to the merit box.

Those from Tsinghua University and Peking University can go wherever they want.”

While the woman was talking, there was already a long queue outside the Sanqing Hall.

Driven by curiosity, I opened the door and walked out.

When I came outside the Hall of Sanqing, I saw that on the high platform where Sanqing was originally placed, now there is a statue of a fat old man with white hair and white beard.

This may be the Wenquxing that the tour group leader mentioned, but when I returned to the Taoist temple in the early morning, I took a special look at it, and there was a statue of Sanqing inside.

A statue as tall as a person weighs at least one hundred and fifty to sixty catties. It is difficult for those three veterans to move it down and replace it with the statue of this fat old man.

In addition to the replacement of statues, merit boxes can be seen everywhere in Taoist temples.

After walking for almost a dozen steps, you can find a merit box, and from time to time, devout men and women will throw 32 ten coins into it.

Just when I saw that there were too many people in the temple, I was upset and wanted to go to the kitchen to find something to eat.

Seeing the west wing room in the Erjin courtyard, Zhuge Liujin was guarding the room full of large and small ornaments and incense candles.

When I passed by, Liu Jin didn't notice me, and stopped an old lady from bargaining, saying:
"I said, benefactor, you are going a little too far.

I have never heard of asking for a magic weapon, and I still have to bargain.

The price is [-], and you counter-offer [-], which is a loss of merit.
For example, under the blessing of Wenquxing, your child could have been admitted to Tsinghua University.

As a result, you and Wenquxing have a discount, and Wenquxing also has a discount with your child.

Tsinghua has become New Oriental, and mathematics, physics and chemistry have become chefs, electricians, and electric welders.

Who do you think the child will blame?

The female benefactor over there—our Taoist temple refuses foreign incense candles.
We are not engaged in a monopoly, and the incense candles in our Taoist temples are all certified by the Sanqing Patriarch.

It has been responding to requests for so many years, relying on the golden signboard of Sanqing incense candles.

If foreign joss sticks are mixed in, the patriarch will blame it.
What happened to your house?The child is still peeing on the kang at the age of eighteen.
Please ask a patriarch to open the red underpants to go back, and you will be fine if you put them on.

If you still pee on the kang, you have to go to the hospital to have your prostate checked."

Liu Jin was sweating profusely from work. Outside another room, the old Taoist priest Bu Liuxian was holding a small mirror in his hand, and was shining the light reflected from the mirror on the face of a ceramic Wenqu star in the house.

While looking at it, he recited Taoist scriptures in his mouth. Three to five minutes later, the old Taoist put away the mirror, picked up the statue of Wenquxing and handed it to a middle-aged woman, saying:

"The consecration has been completed, after bringing the statue of Wenquxing home, place it in the southeast.
The next one—benefactor, I am a Taoist temple here, what are you doing with the statue of Tathagata?"

Unexpectedly, the small Taoist temple, which is usually deserted and quiet, can be so lively.

Immediately, I strolled to the kitchen.

After pushing open the door, he saw Zhuge Zhengqi sitting on a small bench in a daze.

After seeing him, I froze for a moment and said:

"Outside your master and younger brother are busy kicking the back of the head, buddy, how clean is it here?"

Zhuge Zhengqi got up quickly, and after closing the kitchen door, he said to me with a wry smile:

"Master, please keep your voice down.
Today is Wen Quxing's birthday, and everyone outside is here to discuss the future of the child.

It's really inappropriate for me to appear like this.

In the evening, all the people outside have dispersed, so I can go out."

"What's wrong with you like this? It's good to see you."

I walked to the side of the cage and found a cold steamed bun inside. After taking a bite, I changed the subject and said:

"This little place of yours is really the dojo of Wenquxing?
It’s really that the meat in the bun is not on the pleats, so you can’t see it.”

"The breakfast left for you in the morning, benefactor, you take a sip first.
Zhuge Zhengqi took out a plate of cucumber scrambled eggs and a jar of fermented bean curd from the cabinet.

handed it to me, and continued:
"It depends on how you say it, today is Wenquxing's birthday, and we are Wenquxing's dojo here.

Wait until the second day of July, God of Wealth celebrates his birthday, this is the dojo of God of Wealth
This is also no way, don't look at the Taoist temple as the place where the gods come down to earth.

But the Heavenly Court won’t give you a single penny, relying on the local incense, the three of us, the master and the apprentice, would have starved to death long ago.

When you meet a high-ranking person who is more particular, you want to eat well and live well.
You can get there by train, but you must take a plane.

Where did the money come from?You can only change your face"

After hearing Zhuge Zhengqi's words, I put down my chopsticks and said to him:
"Heavenly Court doesn't care about you, doesn't the higher-ups care about you?

When you were in Hushan, wasn't the person you called quite energetic?
Let the higher-ups give you some money."

The ugly Taoist shook his head again and said:
"All the above can do is to cooperate as much as possible.

It seems that the fastest time last time, I got a temporary identity.

After the matter is over, they will completely erase the temporary information.

The higher-ups don’t want news about the gods to leak out.”

Having said that, Zhuge Zhengqi changed the subject, changed the topic, and said:

"Benefactor, after you finish eating, I will accompany you to the county.

Get your identity right first, otherwise it will always be a big hidden danger. "

I nodded, and after taking two more bites, I suddenly remembered that there seemed to be one person missing.

Right now, he said to Zhuge Zhengqi:

"Bro, where's Fatty Qiu?
I didn't see him outside just now, where did he go? "

Ugly Taoist said:
"Mr. Hokuto is sulking in his own room.
During this trip to Hushan, he was plotted against by Han Guanghu, which dealt a big blow to Mr. Beidou.

He is trying to improve his Taoism and technique."

Before he could finish his sentence, the kitchen door suddenly opened.

Fatty Qiu just mentioned came in from the outside, he didn't seem to see me, he went straight to Zhuge Zhengqi and said:
"Ugly boy, I thought of what to do
Hurry up, pack up and go out with me.

Before I ascended, I still had quite a few magic weapons in my hand.

Although it is not as good as a divine weapon or a fairy weapon, it is enough for a character like Han Guanghu if you take it out casually.
Ah, little monkey boy, when did you come here?"

(End of this chapter)