Please come down when it gets dark

Chapter 51
I laughed and said:
"When the old Bu outside consecrated the fourth Wenquxing, I was here
But I don't quite understand what you mean, Brother Immortal, you ascended hundreds of years ago?

Who can keep the magic weapon for you until now? "

Fatty Qiu curled his lips and said:

"My magic weapon is naturally my own collection.

Back then, I experienced nine catastrophes and gave up my mortal body. After the Nascent Soul came out of my body, I cultivated the Immortal Physique.

Long before I experienced the catastrophe, the rules were established.

Regardless of whether I can cope with the robbery or not, the magic weapon will be buried with my body.

Now as long as I find a place to bury my body, I can naturally take out the magic weapon."

After he finished speaking to me, Fatty Qiu began to snap his fingers, showing off how many magical artifacts he had when he was still a human.

"I won't talk about the bits and pieces, just talk about a few magical artifacts that I became famous for.
I rode alone, broke into the bone snail island at night, and personally seized and killed the three leaders of the Tongtian Sect.

When beheading the three elders of the demon clan—the three friends of Plum Blossoms, I sacrificed a chain of nine songs of grievances and grievances, and cut three songs with one lock
In Ruo Shui Lei, I fought against Wanli Xiaoyao Unicorn Immortal. We fought all day and night, and finally, just before dawn, I used Wanli Mountain and River Tuzhi to defeat the Unicorn Immortal.

The sword of crossing the ten directions, the chain of grievances and grievances in nine twists, the map of thousands of miles of mountains and rivers, whatever you take out, are magic weapons that can't lose to fairy weapons and divine weapons."

Just when Fatty Qiu said that the spitting stars were flying, I couldn't help but say:

"Wait, Brother Immortal, I seem to understand
You are going to rob a tomb, rob your own tomb, tsk tsk tsk, you have been No. 1 through the ages."

Before I finished speaking, there was a sudden commotion outside. It seemed that two groups of people fought, and many people followed suit.

I turned and opened the kitchen door, poked my head out and took a look.

Two more groups of tour groups entered the yard, and the Taoist temple was almost the size of a palm, and it was almost impossible to find a place to stay.

Because they jumped in line to kowtow to Wen Quxing, several people had already scuffled.

From the outside of the Sanqing Hall to the inside, the result was that the statue of Wenquxing on the platform was knocked down unintentionally.

As a result, the statue fell to the ground and fell into half, exposing the white stubble of the plastic foam inside.

This time, the people who came in to burn incense quit. How could they use plastic foam to make idols? Isn't this obviously cheating money?
At the moment, those who invited the god statues before, and those who put money in the merit box, all went to the old Taoist priest to ask for an explanation.

It was suddenly chaotic outside.
Seeing that the situation outside was not right, I turned to Zhuge Zhengqi and said:

"Dude, it's not right outside.

Hurry up and take off the Taoist robe outside, and don't braid your hair, just let it loose.

Parents of children outside are crazy”

Before the ugly Taoist could take off the Taoist robe he was wearing outside, the kitchen door had already been kicked open from the outside.

Several vicious men and women stood outside the door. After seeing Zhuge Zhengqi in Taoist robes, one of them rolled up his sleeves and said:
"You're still hiding—come out and explain to us!"

"Explain what your grandma is doing"

Before Zhuge could speak uprightly, I pulled him down behind me.

Then he stared at the few people who broke in and shouted:
"You are here to pay homage to Wenqu Star, and we are also here to pay homage to Wenqu Star!
Why should I explain it to you?How big is your Wenqu star?
Don't point and point. Didn't he tell you to be polite in this life by burning your cremation in the previous life?
Or sooner or later I have to burn you again.
Eh?Do you want to do it?Did you see the fat guy next to me?

In the third year of junior high school, there was a fight, one was killed and sentenced to 15 years, and he was only released last night. Just now he said that the outside is not as interesting as the inside of the big prison.

He is thinking about how to hang around for no time and continue to go back to enjoy the blessings."

When I spoke, Qiu Beidou rolled his eyelids in cooperation.

After all, he was once a god, and he was also a martial artist in the heavenly court.

How many leaks of murderous intent are enough to make the people on the opposite side tremble.

The person who just rolled up his sleeves explained to both of us:
"Don't get me wrong, it's not meant that way, it's not aimed at you
We asked about the little old Taoist in the back. He spent five thousand in the Taoist temple just now, but he turned out to be a bunch of liars.

Why do you want to give an explanation? "

"Who do you call a little old man? Your father is the little old man."

I turned my head and pointed at the silent Zhuge Zhengqi, and then continued:

"Do you know what cosplay-role-playing is?

My buddy acted like a veteran, came in and took two photos and then left-you are an idiot, your family has children with Down's syndrome!

Grandson, I chopped you up"

I just said a few words, and someone on the other side laughed at Zhuge Zhengqi, and now I made sense, pointing at these people and yelling, I let out all the anger I have suffered since I entered the Taoist temple.

He picked up the kitchen knife from the kitchen and rushed out towards these people.

These people turned pale with fright, and fled out in a hurry without saying a word.

"Murder"

After being shouted like this, people outside didn't know what was going on.

I saw several people running out, followed by others with kitchen knives.

At the moment, they couldn't care less about tossing about, and they scattered and ran out of the Taoist temple.

Looking at the mess here, few of us have no intention of staying in the Taoist temple.

I threw away the kitchen knife, Zhuge Zhengqi changed into casual clothes, followed the panicked crowd, and ran out of the Taoist temple.
After descending Luoshen Mountain, Zhuge Zhengqi pulled me and Qiu Beidou into the off-road vehicle parked at the foot of the mountain.

He started the car and said to me:
"My lord, it's all thanks to you.

Otherwise, they will come after me.

It just so happened that I agreed to apply for your identity today, and you need to register again.

I originally thought to go after lunch, but now it seems that there is no lunch."

"What do you mean, aren't we buddies?
But I'm just bluffing, you think I really dare to kill people?
If you really do it, you can't count on me, my few strokes are all fake and frightening.
Really hands-on, we also have the fairy brother-Mr. Beidou.

What did he say?

There is no fairy art—is there still no Taoism or art? "

Fatty Qiu sat in the back row, nodded carelessly, and said:

"After becoming a fairy, my temper is much better.

If I was a monk before my ascension, I'm afraid I would have done it right away.

Ugly boy, let Bu Laodao and your brother clean up the mess.

I just took this opportunity to let you guys open your eyes and see what my tomb looks like
(End of this chapter)