Merry Eunuch Lang

The army was defeated for a while, and the little eunuch ordered to count the number of people. Fortunately, only 5000 people were lost.The little eunuch is a money fanatic, he managed to accumulate this little force, and wasted half a thousand dollars for no reason. He felt uneasy, and sat alone in the big tent drinking wine.Hu San took people to urge the army rations, Wang Xiaowu was in charge of the logistics, Liu Jianxun was too embarrassed to meet people after losing the battle, and he didn't know where he was hiding?The little eunuch was bored with no interest, when suddenly a soldier came to report:

"Master, Ma'am is here!"

Huang Qiuchan was always concerned about her husband's counter-insurgency, and at the same time she was afraid of affecting his energy, so she never dared to get too close. She followed the team not far away. Today, she was shocked to hear that her husband had lost the battle, so she hurried to the front of the army Appease the little eunuch.Huang Qiuchan went out of the cupboard and cooked some side dishes, and the young couple sat opposite each other on a small table on the big camp bed.Qiu Chan filled Xiao Pan's glass, poured one herself, and said with a smile:

"Husband, it's just a small defeat, why should you be so serious?"

The little eunuch picked up his own cup, sat up and leaned over to feed it into his wife's mouth. He smiled back and said, "Walking all over the world, it's better to be a wife! Now that you're here, I don't have any troubles anymore."

"Don't be ashamed, the majestic Marshal is also so affectionate!" Qiu Chan said with a smile.

"Weighing a pole is inseparable from the weighing mound, and a husband cannot be separated from his wife." The little eunuch said tenderly, "I understand that a man can't live without a woman. Among men, I am the marshal. In my eyes, I am still a silly boy, don’t you think so?”

"You forgot to say something." Huang Qiuchan deliberately kept it secret.

"What did I forget to say?" The little eunuch froze in mid-empty with the wine glass he held up.

"You are a little eunuch in front of the imperial concubine!" Huang Qiuchan couldn't help laughing before she finished speaking.

"Tell you to taunt me!" The little eunuch stood up, crawled to Huang Qiuchan's side, pressed her down, and said mouth to mouth, "You taunt me too! Don't you know that I'm a fake eunuch?"

Huang Qiuchan struggled and said, "If you are a real eunuch, the devil will want you!"

The little eunuch wanted to be gentle with his wife, but Huang Qiuchan refused, and scolded:

"You are crazy. Now the two armies are facing each other, and the fierce battle is in full swing. If you lose your vitality, how can you fight the enemy? When this battle is over, you can do whatever you want."

Kenyi, the little eunuch, pushed the small table aside and said:

"It's just a savage, what's the big deal, I will take his life before the battle tomorrow, so as not to delay our business."

Huang Qiuchan refused at first, but in the end she couldn't resist, so she had no choice but to obey.The couple took off their clothes and had a romantic affair (220 words are deleted below).

After getting up and getting dressed, the young couple had a good time drinking and chatting again.

Huang Qiuchan instructed: "Husband, that Damanzi is very strong and his kung fu is very good. If you arrive at the front of the battle tomorrow, you must be more careful."

The little eunuch said disdainfully: "Ma'am, don't be afraid. My little eunuch has gone through hundreds of battles and killed countless people. How can a stupid pig do anything to me?"

"Tomorrow, I will beat the drums to cheer for my husband!" Huang Qiuchan said.

Seeing this, the little eunuch suddenly became more courageous and proud. He raised his eyebrows and said, "What a Liang Hongyu Jinshan beating the drums! There is a wife beating the drums for me. I swear that I will kill the barbarians under my horse and avenge my dead soldiers. !"

The two of them didn't dare to waste too long, so they asked Xiaobing to come in and pack up the utensils, and went to bed early.

On that day, Marshal Pan ordered his generals to be promoted, except Yang Guangya and Xu Huanzhang who guarded the Qilin Pass. Two generals were killed and one was seriously injured. The remaining generals were Liu Jianxun, Zhu Kaihong, Zhu Linzong, Xiao Tianlei, He Laowu, and Chi Fatang. , Among them, Liu Jianxun was still recorded with injuries.

The little eunuch said: "Today, I will take the lead in the battle. If I win, you will follow my orders."

All the generals came out together and stopped them: "No, the commander is the leader of our army, how can he attack so easily?"

Zhu Linzong fell to the ground and wept loudly: "Master, it is because the apprentice is not good at learning and cannot kill the Dalingwen thief with his own hands, which made the master suffer. Master, you give the apprentice another chance. If you can't kill him today Dalingwen, I swear that I will bring my head up to see Master."

The little eunuch left his seat, gently supported Zhu Linzong, and said: "The ruler is short and the inch is long. No matter how powerful a person is, it is difficult for him to be able to cover the sky. It is not that there are generals to help, I only have one hand How can boxing accomplish great things? Lin Zong, get up, and you will rest for a few days. Didn’t you say that you beat the monk and humiliated the temple, and the apprentice was humiliated? The master came out! Before the battle today, I see that the teacher avenged you and killed two generals for me. Blood hatred!"

Seeing that Marshal Pan has made up his mind, the generals will no longer force their way.

Liu Jianxun said: "Commander, if you can't beat Dalingwen, you should withdraw as soon as possible, and don't let him hurt you, otherwise our army will be defeated and the consequences will be disastrous."

The little eunuch smiled and said, "Brother, don't worry."

Pan You'an drove his troops to the city, and Prince Fu went out to meet him.Emperor Tianle laughed loudly and said:

"Little eunuch, I won a big victory in the battle yesterday. You threw away your armor and armor, and suffered countless casualties. If you don't say anything, it will take three months to rectify. Unexpectedly, you will recover soon. You are kind. You made a comeback today. , Could it be that he came here to die?"

The little eunuch laughed wildly three times, and said: "It's you, not me, who are looking for death. You are a prince, blessed with a territory, countless mules and horses, and groups of wives and concubines. You are the one who wants to look for Lord Yan in the middle of the night, what are you doing if you are not looking for death?"

Lord Fu lit up his toad throat and roared angrily, and said: "The sparrow knows the ambition of the swan, and you, a eunuch, will certainly not have lofty aspirations. It is useless to talk too much, and I will not talk to you. Send your shrimp soldiers Come out and let the widow's General Da kill them all, and then you get off the horse and kneel down to talk to the widow, if you want to listen to the widow honestly, maybe I will give you an imperial envoy."

"Bah! Who wants to hang out with the rebels? Whoever kneels is talking! Your Dalingwen is not as good as a pile of shit in my eyes, a capricious villain! No need to send generals, it's me, you Ask your favorite general, would you dare to compete with me?" The little eunuch said disapprovingly.

"What, what, did I hear you right?" Emperor Tianle said with a grin, "If you go on stage, a person with no body can also go on stage and die?"

The little eunuch was furious and shouted: "Come out if you are not afraid of death!"

Prince Fu waved his hand, and Da Lingwen was about to shout "De Ling", when suddenly a general rushed out. This man's name was Shan Tianliang, and he was also a brave general under King Fu's account.Hearing that the eunuch went to battle in person, he was overjoyed, thinking that the opportunity to honor his ancestors and make his name famous had come, how could that fat man surnamed Da win the first prize again?Taking a step back, a normal person can deal with a lottery with few things even if he covers his crotch with one hand, let alone he is still wielding two guns?But seeing Shan Tianliang before the horse formation, he shouted: "The dog eunuch is here to die!"

Before the words were finished, the little eunuch arrived quickly, and Shan Tianliang was shot in the face before he finished the word "death".The tip of the gun went in from the mouth, hooking out many bits and pieces.Shan Tianliang turned over and fell off the horse, blood gushing out from his throat.The little eunuch inserted the tip of the gun into the soil, stabbed it a few times, and cleaned the tip of the gun.He raised his head and asked again:

"Who is the next one who wants to see Hades?"

The two armies actually made the same surprised "hum" sound at the same time: This little eunuch, who looks delicate and tender, has such kung fu, could it be that a god came down to earth?

Huang Qiuchan stood behind the war drum, beating with both hands, but before the drum sounded, the battle over there was over.Although Huang Qiuchan understood her husband's abilities, anything would happen on the battlefield, and it was a lie to say that she was not worried, so she prepared to beat drums to cheer her husband up again.

Dalingwen is about to come out, and another one will come out, and it's General Mo Wencheng's.Mo Wencheng looked at it very carefully. It wasn't that Shan Tianliang was not good at martial arts, but that the little eunuch took advantage of the loophole. He shot and hurt people before he was ready. This is called having martial arts but not martial virtues.Mo Wencheng also used two pistols. He and Shan Tianliang learned the same art from the same teacher, but their kung fu was slightly better than Shan Tianliang's.

Mo Wencheng was mentally prepared this time. He didn't dare to attack rashly. When he was five feet away from the little eunuch, he reined in the horse's head, wanting the little eunuch to attack on his own initiative. Little eunuch's life.

How could the little eunuch let Mo Wencheng take advantage of what kind of tricks he had never seen before?The little eunuch knows that anyone who uses two guns has sharp eyesight and quick hands. He blocks one shot and fires another shot, which makes you flustered all the time, and you can't care about things.As soon as the little eunuch had an idea, he hit the horse and went back. Mo Wencheng didn't know what it was. He thought that the little eunuch would return to the formation and send another general to replace him. Of course he refused to give him this chance, so he chased after the horse. The horse understood and stopped the horse's hoof quickly. Mo Wencheng didn't expect such a move. His horse had already passed by, revealing his back.The little eunuch stabbed at him, and Mo Wencheng screamed and fell under his horse.

Huang Qiuchan's drum just rang once.

In the Eight Kings' team, two more generals came out to fight the little eunuch.The little eunuch took his time, blocked the left and attacked with the right, and before he could get out of the tenth, the two horses fell off.

Huang Qiuchan's drum sounded only twice.

General Yu refused, and shouted out one after another, but the king of Fu refused, knowing that he would die in vain if he went.Then he issued a death order and said: "If anyone goes out to fight without authorization, he will be executed without mercy!"

Dalingwen asked for the battle and said, "Your Majesty, it's time for the last general to go to battle."

Emperor Tianle said: "General Da, you have seen it too. The little eunuch is no small matter. It is not something that ordinary people can win. If you can do it, you can do it. If you can't, it's better to retreat. When you return to the city, you can think of a good strategy to retreat from the enemy."

Da Lingwen didn't listen, and shouted: "Your Majesty, why did you say that? You are exaggerating the prestige of others and destroying your own ambitions. Why should the little eunuch be afraid? You won't be able to take the head of the little eunuch within ten days. So I took my head to see His Majesty!"

King Fu instructed: "General, calm down. It's not that I have underestimated the general's ability. It's just that you are my right-hand man and the pillar of the country. If you make a mistake, who will I rely on? The little eunuch is so brave. He killed four of my generals in a row. The widow I can't wait to eat his flesh and skin him alive, so as to relieve the hatred of the widows. Generals must be careful when they go to war."

Hearing His Majesty's words, Da Lingwen couldn't help crying, and sighed:

"Your Majesty treats me with kindness and rebirth, and Damou will repay him with death!"

The little eunuch didn't see any movement in Fu Wang's team for a long time, so he joked, "I'm afraid to fight, if not, I'll come back tomorrow, and I'll let that fat man of yours live another day."

Dalingwen was furious, swung his mace, bit his teeth, and roared out.