Merry Eunuch Lang

The little eunuchs came to the city, and Emperor Tianle personally led the army to the front of the battle.The two armies will fight each other within a stone's throw away.

The little eunuch pointed at King Fu and scolded: "His Royal Highness, I am not talking about you. As a prince, the emperor has already entrusted you with a title. You have a large territory of your own. If you can't live a good life, you will bully your superiors and make trouble. Don't be a king. To be a thief, to rebel against the king, plunder the king's land, and leave a bad name, aren't you a ghost looking at yourself in the mirror (looking for) death?"

Emperor Tianle blushed a little on the face, and did not show weakness, opened his toad throat, and shouted loudly: "Pan You'an, as an eunuch, you should do your job well and serve the emperor's urinal. Wipe the ass and wash the feet of the queens and concubines. This is your duty. A man without a penis shows up all day and feels like a character. He takes off his pants for everyone to see. Look, are you a Quan Huan? A lottery man, what right do you have to make irresponsible remarks in front of the widow?"

The little eunuch smiled and said: "I'm a real eunuch. Didn't the people who cut my butt do it because they were afraid of your family's breeding? I heard that it was because of a fake eunuch in the previous dynasty that you gave birth to eight wild species!" "

What can be said is not what can be said, the little eunuch is messing around, and the prince Fu who grew up in the palace is no match.Emperor Tianle was furious, pointing at the eunuch with a horsewhip, looked around and asked:

"Which love will take the head of this fellow for the widow, and the widow will make him the Marquis of Ten Thousand Households!"

"Someone is willing to go!" A brave general jumped out of Fu Wang's team.

Emperor Tianle saw that it was Dalingwu, the defeated general who was burned. His brother was already a first-class kungfu, and the brother hadn't seen the real story yet, so this time he just happened to let him run around. Don't bury talents.If you really have good skills, take the little eunuch and make him a ten thousand householder, so what?Lord Fu exhorted:

"General Da, be careful!"

Before Daling Wu could speak, the horse had already arrived at the front of the battle.Dalingwu Daling called strangely:

"Little eunuch Gou Ri, you are cruel and merciless, you set fire to my Yecheng, today I am demanding your life!"

The little eunuch said: "What a lifeless thing, your family members are still in my hands, if you get off the horse and are bound, I will spare them, if you dare to lie again, I will tie them to the pillars one by one when I go back Let the dog kill it!"

"It's a pity that you are still a man, and you have the ability to come to me by saying such a thing!" Da Lingwu pointed to his heart.

The little eunuch replied: "I am not a man. Didn't your dog emperor just say that I am a lottery?"

Da Lingwu sneered, "Only a man who is neither man nor woman would do such a thing that is neither man nor woman!"

"I won't talk to you anymore, which general will go out and kill this guy for me?"

Before the little eunuch could say anything, one general rushed to the front of the formation.The little eunuch looked up and saw that it was Zhu Linzong, the deputy pioneer. The little eunuch was overjoyed and ordered "be careful".

Zhu Linzong rode a black horse, while Daling Wu rode a white horse.Zhu Linzong holds double hammers in both hands, and Dalingwu carries a green dragon knife.Da Lingwu had also heard about Zhu Linzong hitting Su Jixian's head into his chest with a hammer, so he was extra careful.Anyone who wields a hammer is extremely powerful, so don't fight him head-on.

One white and one black, the two warriors will fight together.A layman watched the fun, an expert watched the doorway, after the tenth match, the little eunuch had a clear understanding of the situation before the battle, that Da Lingwu was not Xiao Zhu's opponent.Fu Wang was originally a flamboyant prince who knew nothing about civil and military matters. Seeing that the two of them were fighting vigorously and fiercely, they were inseparable, and he would take the lead and applaud from time to time.

When the two battled to their thirties, Zhu Linzong used his best trick again --- throwing a hammer to hit the enemy.The hammer with the left hand let go of Dalingwu's single sword, and the hammer with the right hand threw it in the air. Dalingwu couldn't dodge it in time, and the hammer hit his stomach.Da Lingwu fell on his back and fell under his horse, with blood gushing out of his mouth like a fountain, seeing that he was dying.

Zhu Linzong dismounted calmly and picked up his copper hammer (during the battle against Su Jixian, Zhu Linzong threw the iron hammer to Su Jixian, but he couldn't find it when he was cleaning the battlefield. One piece of iron and one piece of copper, so it is called the Yin-Yang Hammer------author's note), got on the horse again, and yelled three times:

"Who else is going to die?"

In Fu Wang's formation, one person was furious at this time.This person is Dalingwu's brother Dalingwen.Dalingwen didn't wait for Emperor Tianle to summon him, so he rushed out with a mace in his hand.Zhu Linzong didn't know how powerful Daling Wen was, so he went up to him with a Yin-Yang hammer in his hand.

Before ten meetings, Xiao Zhu felt something was wrong, and wanted to leave. How could Da Lingwen let him go?One stick is as tight as the other, and the head meets the face, the stick is at the vital point, if Zhu Linzong makes a slight mistake, his life will be in danger in an instant.

Niu Songshan and Lu Jitai, since they defected to the Marshal's tent, they have not accomplished an inch, so today's opportunity cannot be missed.The two of them winked, and then they went out together to fight Dalingwen.

The two generals Niu and Lv shouted: "You surnamed Da, look carefully and recognize the sharp guns of your two grandfathers! General Zhu cut it off and stepped back for a while, let us give us the credit!"

Dalingwen didn't respond, and raised his mace to hit him head on. Niu Songshan couldn't dodge it, and was hit on the head, and his brains spewed out instantly.When Lu Jitai was about to retreat, he was hit in the back, vomited blood and fled.

The young general Mao Xingwang was furious, he held a Fangtian painted halberd in his hand, and stabbed it distractedly according to the Daling script, but Daling script put it lightly with the stick, the painted halberd went empty, and the tip of the stick came right away.The stick hit Mao Xingwang's face right on, and Xiao Mao's face suddenly became pockmarked.

As a vanguard officer, Liu Jianxun was not willing to lag behind, so he swung his axe and rode his horse forward.Both Dalingwen and Liu Jianxun knew each other, both were soldiers from the background, and had acquaintances several times.He reined in the horse's head, let Liu Jianxun take the blow, and said with a smile:

"General Liu, are you all right?"

Liu Jianxun ignored it and scolded: "Rebel, you and I are already enemies, if you are safe or not, it has nothing to do with you, take your life!"

Da Lingwen yelled: "Well, you are Liu, you are shameless. I think you and I were officials in the same dynasty, and we have the friendship of colleagues. I want to catch up with you. Who knows that you have dog hair on your face. Turn your face away. I don’t recognize people. Come on, watch it!”

Liu Jianxun raised his axe and went to meet it, but Daling Wen's strength was so heavy that he knocked off the handle of Liu Jianxun's axe in one blow.Seeing that it was not the head, Liu Jianxun dropped the shaft of the axe and returned on horseback.Reluctant to give up, Da Lingwen rushed after him with his horse.Emperor Tianle was afraid that Dalingwen would be caught alone by the eunuch, so he waved his hand, and under the order, 16 troops were dispatched together.