Merry Eunuch Lang

The servant girl in the Empress Dowager's Palace gave birth to a fat little prince. The good news spread and immediately shocked the court and the public.All of a sudden, the fireworks were fired and the lights were decorated.His Majesty the Emperor is gracious, and to express his congratulations, the whole country has a three-day holiday.

This incident aroused the suspicion of one person, and this person was none other than Wang Shimei, the empress of His Majesty's palace.Queen Wang's parents and grandparents were all officials in the court, and the biggest one was the chief minister and assistant prime minister.When he first entered the palace, everyone knew that the little emperor had water in his head, but his father was willing to marry his daughter to such a bastard.Her family was honored, but she was the only one who suffered.Staying with this fool all day long, when will he be able to come out.Also, marry a chicken and follow the chicken, marry a dog and follow the dog, marry a monkey and walk on the tree!She is two years older than the emperor, the emperor is sixteen and she is eighteen.When she first entered the palace, although she was not very clear about the relationship between men and women, she still understood the basic common sense.She is the empress of the main palace, the emperor naturally often stays in her palace, but the emperor is like Liu Xiahui, never getting too close to her.Every time he came, he fell asleep and regarded his daughter-in-law as a passerby, and hurriedly withdrew his hands and feet as if they were burned by the slightest collision.Wang Shimei had something on her mind and didn't dare to speak out to others, so she called her natal sister-in-law into the palace and asked her for scriptures.After the sister-in-law heard this, she laughed and said: "The emperor is a fool!" The sister-in-law gave the opportunity to the sister-in-law, "If this is the case, there will be gains."

Queen Wang was overjoyed, so she acted according to her sister-in-law's method.When the emperor came again, she took off all her clothes and lay naked on the bed, eating Doudou alone.

When the emperor was about to sleep, he suddenly heard the empress chewing the food very deliciously, and the smell was full of mouthfuls, so he couldn't help asking:

"What does Aifei eat?"

"Beanie."

"Give me some."

"No."

"how?"

"You take off your underwear and lie on Aijia's body, and Aijia will feed you mouth to mouth."

"Eating a Doudou is so troublesome?"

The emperor was very dissatisfied, and complained, intending not to eat it, but he couldn't bear the temptation of cougar beans.He ordered the eunuch to come over and help him take off his pajamas and underwear. If he was naked and bent over his mother, he didn't feel anything special at all. His mind was all on eating, and he kept opening his mouth to ask for Doudou.

The empress lightly opened her vermilion lips, tipped her tongue to send a bean, and gave one to the emperor's mouth.

The emperor thought it was too little, so he chewed and said more.

The empress gave the beans at the same time, and at the same time stretched her hand to the lower body to touch the emperor's thing.It was only when he held it in the palm of his hand that he was startled: the emperor's utensils were like children's, and they were soft, showing no signs of seizures at all.

I don't want the emperor to see the empress touch his penis, very annoyed, and said: "I only eat your peas, and I won't let you touch my calf."

In this way, every time the emperor "favors" her, he only said to eat Doudou, nothing else has ever happened before.

Since then, Queen Wang often wept secretly, lamenting to herself: the whole harem has thousands of people, only one man is still a mule!

Now that the "Mule" has come up with a pony, he can hide it from others, but how can he hide it from the queen?

Once while eating Doudou, Wang Shimei asked the emperor, "Your Majesty, what did you do when you were sleeping with that girl Chun'er?"

"She also feeds me beans!" The emperor thought for a while and said.

"anything else?"

"What else? There's nothing! I fell asleep lying on top of her while I was eating."

"Your Majesty's." Queen Wang lifted the emperor's thing and asked, "Has it ever entered that girl's stomach?"

"What are you doing in there? Concubine Ai is such an idiot, look at you asking this question. This is something for peeing, and Chun'er's stomach is not a toilet, why would I want to go into her stomach?"

Wang Shimei concluded that the baby Chun'er gave birth to must be a villain, and she heard from her mother that she wanted to make him the crown prince!It seems that Jiangshan is going to change his surname.This stupid pig in front of me still wants to eat Doudou, so let's eat fucking milk!After cursing, the queen thought again: Who is this daring traitor?Suddenly she thought of a person, a eunuch, that little prince named Pan You'an.

Pan You'an came to her palace several times to harass her, but she didn't even bother to bother, thinking what use could a man with missing parts be of any use?Although the emperor is useless, there is still something big and small. The eunuch was dug a hole, and it is disgusting to think about it.The same goes for the queen mother, who lost her head and chose an eunuch as the prince, and all the men in the world died!

It shouldn't be a fake eunuch who sneaked into the palace, who else would it be?Queen Wang secretly made up her mind to investigate this matter to the bottom.