Merry Eunuch Lang

The maid of the Bixia Palace reported to the Queen Mother: "The little prince has not had a good meal for a few days."

Since the queen mother came back from family visits, Pan You'an and the queen mother have separated into two rooms for the sake of taking care of the little prince.Or there are other reasons, Tong Biyu is no longer imminent about that matter.After she returned to the palace, she called several maids in front of her, and asked the little eunuchs about their performance during this period in detail, and Xia Qiudong also reported truthfully.The Empress Dowager said:

"Just do it, Aijia doesn't blame you, everyone is a woman, Aijia didn't come here like this, I know it's not easy to be a woman, especially a woman in the palace. I can turn a blind eye to your affairs in the future Close one eye, but there is one thing, the fat and water will not flow into the fields of outsiders, the little prince is a man from our Bixia Palace, we must guard against the wild dogs from the other palaces scurrying in, and you, the little prince, look after the Ai family."

The palace lady was delighted in her heart, and said "yes" in her mouth.

"Is there any clue in this regard?" the Queen Mother asked again.

"It seems not yet." The ladies of the palace answered not very simply.

"Go, tell the Ai family in time if there is something to do."

After the palace maid left, Tong Biyu thought to herself: Xiao Panzi is already an adult, and after learning the literary and martial arts for several years, he has grown into a human being!No, the little pony has grown up, we have to put a bridle on him, we can't let his temperament develop.After thinking about it again, all the emperors have given names to their favorite imperial concubines. Xiao Panzi has been following her these past few years, and she has been covered up. He is still a child, and it is really not easy to be a half-old woman with her. If you don't reward him with wealth and honor, it will be unreasonable in conscience.Just thinking about it, the maid came to report: The little prince seems to have added something to his mind.

Tong Hou went to the little eunuch's room in person, it was already noon, and Xiao Pan was still bedridden.The Queen Mother reached out and touched her forehead, and said with concern:

"Son, it's just my mother and I in this room. If you have anything to say, tell your mother."

The little eunuch shook his head, groaned for a while, then murmured: "Mother, I dare not speak."

"Tell me, if you want the stars in the sky, the queen mother will send someone to pick them off for you."

The little eunuch knew the empress dowager's relationship with him very well. They got along very well in the past few years, and their relationship was extraordinary. It is not too much to say that they are like sisters and brothers, or Enbi's mother and son, so they did not lay an ambush, and simply said:

"Queen, I want a daughter-in-law, a daughter-in-law who is as good-looking as the empress."

"No, you are still young, wait another two years for this matter, and the queen mother will give you a good talk about it."

"Still young? The emperor's elder brother is only one year older than me, and he has been married to a wife for almost two years, and there is more than one."

The empress dowager was a little displeased: she couldn't help blaming herself secretly, it was she who spoiled this little doll, how dare she compare her height, fatness, thinness and length with today's today, is that a big deal?But then again, the emperor is a human being, but the common people are not human beings.An emperor can't afford to have hundreds or thousands of wives, and there are many bachelors in the world.Also, men in the palace have become rare animals, and men who enter the palace have to dig out the utensils they do things. In this world, which one is not raised by the parents, what is the law of heaven, what is the justice?She, Tong Biyu, is a woman who does not believe in evil. Is it against the law of heaven for a widow in her 30s to have a son?She knew that it would be overwhelming to turn this unfair world around with her ability, but as the little eunuch grew up, she already felt that this doll was n times better than her own son, the wimpy emperor.She couldn't hang herself on a tree, the power of the Queen's family had already risen, if she didn't take preventive measures in time, disaster would be upon her.The son is unreliable, and the only hope is this fake eunuch.Thinking about it this way, the queen mother changed her tone and said:

"Son, you have seen what your brother looks like. Now our mother and son are grasshoppers on the same rope. If something happens, our lives will be in danger. Where else can you find a wife?"

"I don't believe it! The queen mother is the empress dowager, the emperor's biological mother, who would dare to look for you?" The little eunuch didn't think so.

"If news about your growing penis gets out, let alone you, the empress will lose her head! Who will protect you? Do you know that this is a violation of the rules of heaven, and the crime of deceiving the king will destroy the nine clans. These few days You gained a lot of knowledge and read a lot of books in the palace in [-], but you still don’t understand this truth? It really chills the Empress Dowager.”

Only then did the little eunuch realize the seriousness of the matter, turned over and got up, and said, "Queen, what do you want my son to do? My son has already practiced martial arts all over his body. Whoever has long hair, I will kill him first!"

"Son, don't kill people yet. I mean, before someone else kills you, sharpen the knife in your hand. Do you understand, Ann?"

The little eunuch shook his head.

"The queen mother asked your emperor brother to appoint an official position for you. You go to the court to be an official first, and become a high-ranking official!"

"The queen mother wants me to be an official?"

The Empress Dowager nodded vigorously.