Merry Eunuch Lang

King Fu sent people to inquire, and all the soldiers and horses of the little eunuchs have returned to Qilin Pass, and there are no soldiers and horses stationed in other places.Emperor Tianle was overjoyed, and opened the city gate on an auspicious day, and the three armies fired cannons to set off.After the lieutenants Wang An and Qiu Gui led [-] soldiers and horses, the female general Ruan Shimei led [-] elite soldiers to open the way.The rest of the brigade followed Tianle Emperor in the center, Hua Shixiong rode a tall horse and never left His Majesty's side, Lao Hua had just been promoted to Prime Minister, and the Emperor had to give advice all the time.

Ruan Shimei got nothing from this trip to the inland. The old barbarian king of Nanyue once asked her to find a good person in the Central Plains and let her bring one back to the country.Last time, when she was watching from a long distance, she saw a young eunuch in the enemy army. He was tall, short, fat and thin, and his martial arts were outstanding. It's a pity that the fat man surnamed Da was no match for him. It's a lottery, it doesn't matter if you don't say it.It seems that hearing people say that the Great Central Plains is densely populated, a land of hidden dragons and crouching tigers, and there is no shortage of suave and suave young heroes.What's more, the Eight Great Kings are all idiots, everyone has the intention to usurp the throne, but no one has the appearance of an emperor. Helping this group of people conquer the world is undoubtedly like fetching water from a bamboo basket, fishing for the moon in the water, Ruan Shimei really regrets it Come here.Prince Fu is incompetent but arrogant. As the lord of a country, he doesn't know how to use soldiers.She made up her mind that this time she would lead the troops back and send King Fu to a safe place. She immediately resigned from all positions, not asking for any gold or silver, and only brought her original female soldiers back to the country.After returning home, regardless of whether he is ugly, handsome, fat or thin, white or dark, no matter whether he has martial arts or literary skills, he will just marry someone randomly and die forever.

When the team was walking, they were about to turn a mountain ridge, when a group of men and horses suddenly appeared at the corner to block the way. The leader was a general with a golden helmet and silver armor, and a snow-white war horse was sitting on his seat. , handsome, majestic, not Lu Wenhou, Yasai Changshan Zhao Zilong back then.

Ruan Shimei was stunned, and she was shocked that the person in front of her would descend to the earth, what a talent!Where can I find the small country of South Vietnam?Ruan Shimei was in a trance, and suddenly realized that the real identity of the gentleman who killed the five generals under Emperor Tianle the day before yesterday was a lottery.Ruan Shimei was furious, she swung her gun out, and the bell called out:

"Who is coming, please report your name. Her Royal Highness has never killed an unknown ghost!"

The little eunuch laughed, seeing a pretty woman, but his tone was serious.Knowing that I met someone in front of me, for the sake of politeness, it’s okay to give a name first, so I said:

"A certain is the emperor's imperial envoy, Pan You'an, the commander-in-chief of the army who was ordered to punish the rebels. Dare I ask you, who is the lady's name, and where is she from?"

Ruan Thimei didn't hear right!Although her family Nanyue is a small country, there are also a few eunuchs. Those lottery people are all twitchy, and they speak in a childish voice. The hairy ones, especially the huge vocal cord bones under the chin, are not like those fake men in their court.Castrated donkeys and horses are easy to work, and castrated men can also fight and kill?Ruan Shimei was puzzled and said:

"I am Ruan Thimei, Princess of Dayue Kingdom. Let me ask you again, are you male or female?"

The little eunuch smiled badly, and asked rhetorically, "Miss, that's a bad question. Is there anyone who asks someone like that? Since ancient times, men and women have been different, dressed differently, and their voices are thick and fine. It's clear at a glance whether it's male or female. Can't the girl see it?"

"I can see it, I'm afraid you are a fake!" Ruan Shimei joked.

"If I'm not a fake!" The little eunuch joked.

"If you are really a man, you don't need to fight this battle, why don't you follow me to my country of Dayue and become a son-in-law, what do you think?" Ruan Shimei said with a blushing face.

"Good is good," the little eunuch rejoiced in his heart: It seems that a pretty daughter-in-law has been obtained again, but he said, "Your small country of Nanyue is just a tiny piece of land, with few lands and few people. There is no place to go, no place to play." Besides, most of them are barbarians who don't understand the language. I've always been used to wandering around, and I like to drift around. If one day I go out for a stroll, ride a horse and gallop, and accidentally cross the border, it may cause disputes between the two countries. How can I get there?"

"The country is big and the country is small, and they are all the masters of their subjects. Even if it is a small country, it is enough for you to run wild. Let's leave this matter aside for the time being. I just ask you are you a real man or a fake man?" Ruan Shimei anxious road.

"So what about a real man, and what about a fake man?" The little eunuch deliberately pretended to be onion.

"I'll show mercy to a real man, but if it's a fake man, you're doomed today!" Ruan Shimei said with certainty that there was no room for bargaining.

"This is difficult." The little eunuch frowned.

"What's so hard to say?" Ruan Shimei asked in surprise.

"If you don't believe me when I say I'm a man, what can I do? Why don't you and I go to a wilderness where there is no one, and I take off my pants and let you see it with your own eyes. You can tell whether it's a man or a woman, so I don't need to say more .” The little eunuch laughed.

Ruan Shimei was furious, and said: "What a glib little eunuch! This princess kindly persuades you, but you are looking for your own death. Come, look at the gun!"

The little eunuch rushed to meet each other, and the two fought for dozens of rounds, the little eunuch was secretly amazed: This female general's kung fu is really outstanding, but she lacks a little strength, otherwise Pan You'an might not be the opponent.The little eunuch was mainly to prevent her from taking someone's rope. If she was distracted, she would not have enough energy, so she was delayed for a long time.

Ruan Shimei was also secretly amazed that this white-faced scholar-like young general in front of her has amazing marksmanship, and even if she is not from a famous family, she must have been taught by an expert.Ruan Shimei knew that if she continued to fight like this, she would definitely suffer a loss, so she didn't want to fight, so she made an opening, returned to her horse and left.

The little eunuch refused, so he chased after him closely, only to see the female general wave her hand, a white light flashed in front of the little eunuch's eyes, unable to dodge, he hastily withdrew his body.It was too late to say, but it was soon, the white light fell, and the little eunuch was harnessed together with his gun.

Ruan Shimei was delighted when she saw the beetle caught in a net, and drew a gourd in the same way. She tied one end of the rope to the saddle bridge behind the saddle, trying to drag the little eunuch off the horse. Come.

The little eunuch huddled into a ball, his own horse followed the others' horses, and he couldn't help himself in advancing or retreating.His body was bound by ropes again, and he couldn't do it no matter how much strength he had.The rope was too tight, and the little eunuch couldn't help but stretched his right hand down and touched his boot. He suddenly remembered the precious sword given to him by the emperor's brother.The little eunuch gently pulled out the dagger, swiped upwards, and the rope opened a few strands, and with another stroke, several strands were undone.

Ruan Shimei only cared about beating horses and dragging people away, but didn't look back, she didn't expect that the little eunuch had already escaped from the shackles.The little eunuch put the gun in his left hand, and clamped his legs in the stirrup. The old horse understood and caught up with him in a few steps.The little eunuch stretched out his arms lightly, hugged Ruan Shimei by the waist, and lifted Ruan Shimei lightly, and Ruan Shimei got off the saddle.

When Fu Wang's men and horses saw that the master was about to be arrested, they suddenly became a group of headless flies, and they messed up their rules.The little eunuch waved his hand, and two thousand elite soldiers pressed on, only to kill the prince's soldiers, and they were defeated.

The little eunuch sat in the big tent of the Chinese army and ordered Ruan Shimei to be escorted in.The little eunuch smiled and asked:

"I was caught today, will I surrender or not?"

Ruan Shimei's hands were tied, but her head was raised high, and she said angrily:

"If you are a real man, you will surrender, if you are a fake man, you will never follow!"

The little eunuch was overjoyed, and ordered the soldiers to retreat, personally untie the female general, picked up Jiao Que with both hands, threw them on the big marching bed, and was about to untie her clothes.

Shimei was puzzled, and asked in surprise, "What is the general going to do?"

The little eunuch still had that bohemian and cynical tone, and said with a smile:

"Let you recognize the father and mother!"

Ruan Shimei didn't follow and couldn't help her at this time, besides, she also had a crush on this man, so she could only half push and half give in, and endured his mad bees sucking flowers and hungry wolves eating.It is also my own fault, saying that people are not male or female, seeing that this time it is true (320 characters are deleted below).

The little eunuch got up, Ruan Shimei was also dressed neatly, the two of them looked at each other and smiled, Ruan Shimei said shyly:

"The general is so skillful that he kidnapped the servant's family and made him his wife?"

The little eunuch also said: "What are you talking about? Didn't I almost become your bag and prisoner, otherwise life and death will still be unknown in this battle!"

"This is God's will, which cannot be violated."

"Ball, I don't believe in heaven and earth, I only believe in myself. You lie on the ground and pretend to be a bear, can God help you?"

Ruan Shimei glanced at her husband secretly, and said with a smile, "You speak so vulgarly, is it the commander who leads the army?"

The little eunuch ordered someone to come into the account, ordered to go down, and immediately set up a table of wine and banquets to wash away the dust for his wife.

Not long after the banquet was ready, the two exchanged cups, laughing and talking happily.

Ruan Shimei said: "Tomorrow, I will tie Fu Wang's fellow with a rope for you, so that I can give you a small gift for meeting."

The little eunuch said: "Don't bother Madam, I think King Fu is exhausted. If he is not killed by all the generals, there will be few men left. Madam and I will go out together tomorrow, let's see the good show of people rebelling against the king!"

"Lang Jun's martial arts are world-class, and he can predict things like a god, he is really a heavenly man!" Ruan Shimei couldn't help praising from the bottom of her heart.

"You also give me a high hat?" The little eunuch said with a smile, "I'm not afraid of my wife's jokes when I say it. I was originally a little eunuch in the palace. It was only by chance that I kept my original body. Otherwise, how would I be today?"

"Lang Junguo is an eunuch, why?" Ruan Shimei hesitated to speak.

"The eunuch is a fake, but the man is a real man. As Madam said before, this is probably God's will! It's not me, a fake eunuch. The royal family has been changing for a long time. How can it be the turn of the rebellious kings?"

Shimei wanted to ask for a closer look, but the little eunuch stopped and said, "The child has no mother. It's a long story to talk about. I won't let me out. My wife said I was bragging. Let's just drink, don't worry about it." It’s worth mentioning those old millet and rotten sesame.”