Merry Eunuch Lang

Lord Fu drove the three armies to the west, all the way with beautiful mountains and clear waters, the wind was beautiful and the sun was beautiful, the Emperor Tianle looked happy, he couldn't help secretly rejoicing: the little eunuch is very smart, I didn't expect that Emperor Tianle would be so fast, the soldiers are expensive and fast, use soldiers to fight People who don't understand this truth?Fortunately, his little eunuch is still a generalissimo of the three armies, so it's not as good as shit.At the moment when he withdrew his troops, he had already gone far away, and in less than two days, the little eunuch was nowhere to be seen, let alone looking for him.

During the trip, a small school came to report: "Your Majesty, something is wrong!"

"Why panic?" Lord Fu asked in a deep voice.

"The little eunuch's soldiers and horses are attacking at both ends. Our way forward has been blocked. Please send an order quickly to guide us in the direction we are going."

Lord Fu turned his eyes to Hua Shixiong, and muttered, "What is the best way to do this? Could it be that the little eunuch's soldiers and horses fell from the sky, how did he know that we were going west to the mountains? Have a trick to show the widow?"

Hua Shixiong pondered for a while, and said: "Your Majesty, there is absolutely no way to move forward. You can only retreat and return to Yangcheng. Maybe there is still a glimmer of hope."

Hua Shixiong was also afraid that King Fu would run away, and this battle against the rebellion would become a protracted one. When it was the end, it was better to go back.Once he returned to the city this time, he would never have the ability to break out of the city, so he could only stretch his neck and be slaughtered, waiting for Marshal Pan to catch the turtle in the urn.In the book of war, this trick is called "Just out of the mud and into the sea of ​​fire". Hua Shixiong's intentions are sinister, but the stupid Fu Wang didn't know it, and he went to a dead end.

The young eunuch led [-] elite soldiers and intercepted Ruan Shimei's [-] vanguard troops. Liu Jianxun led [-] soldiers to block the retreat of King Fu, and Zhu Linzong Mao Xingwang led [-] soldiers to kill in two ways, dividing King Fu's team into several sections. , Block and kill them one by one.For a while, the horses in Fuwang's team neighed, ghosts cried and wolves howled, and the clouds were clouded. They only hated their parents for losing two legs.

Fu Wang and others fled in embarrassment, and when they ran into Sanyang City and counted the troops, ten days later, there were only more than [-] people left.Sitting on the Golden Luan Hall, Emperor Tianle couldn't help but let out his toad voice and burst into tears. The seven kings and below, civil and military officials, etc. were all sobbing.When King Fu cried enough, he choked up and sobbed:

"My younger brothers, my dear family, since I started an incident in Phoenix City, I broke through all the way, and I am invincible. What a sight! When Wang Jiangshan was sharing his blessings with his brothers, civil servants and generals, he happened to meet a eunuch Pan You'an, who made him stand out. I don't want to be hurt by the little eunuch in today's battle. If I want to make a comeback, I'm afraid Idiots are talking about dreams. Today, the monarch and ministers gather together, and I am afraid it will be the last time."

The second brother, Ning Wang, said: "Brother Huang, why did you say that? The eight of our brothers are in a business partnership. If you want to earn and lose together, you can also lose if you win. You admit the bet and accept the loss, and the responsibility is not on the emperor." On one head."

Old Sanxi Wang said: "Anyone who speaks ill of elder brother is a bastard. I have always supported elder brother."

The old Siling King felt a little regretful, smacked his lips and said, "I'm afraid I won't be able to eat the snacks in the capital for a day or two."

"........."

Emperor Tianle sighed, and said: "It's all bad for my brother, and it has delayed the bright future of all brothers. There is only one way to go for the current plan."

"What way, big brother, tell me? We'll go with you, whether it's water or fire." The seven kings pricked up their ears almost at the same time.

"Surrender!" King Fu gritted his teeth.

"Surrender? Brother, are you out of your mind?" The seven kings said in unison.

"Yes, surrender is the only way out for us. If we don't surrender, the little eunuch will kill us all after attacking the city." Prince Fu seems to have made up his mind, and I am afraid that this is the thing he has done the most in his life. Simply neat and not sloppy.

"Brother, we surrendered. Even if the little eunuch doesn't kill us, the emperor and Wang Shugui will kill us!" The seven kings refused to let go.

"That's it, I've already made a decision. Since ancient times, no doctor will be punished, the law will not involve princes and grandchildren, and the royal family will not kill us. I know this better than you."

"Brother, can you think about it again?" Seven Kings begged.

"I made a mistake once, and I can't make a second mistake. Brothers, stop arguing and listen to my brother this time! Official Huangmen, Xuanren wrote the surrender form."

The next day, before dawn, the little eunuch called all the generals to discuss matters.Liu Jianxun asked to fight and said:

"Marshal, I will take the lead in attacking the city today!"

Zhu Linzong said: "Master let me go first!

Zhu Kaihong, Xiao Tianlei, He Laowu, Chi Fatang and the injured Mao Xingwang all volunteered to play together.The little eunuch laughed and said:

"When the battle is over, who else are you going to fight with?"

"King Fu is still in the city! Are you going to attack the city today?" the generals wondered.

The little eunuch said secretly: "Fu Wang will come out in a while, you wait for the surrender!"

"Marshal, maybe someone came to send you a message, how can you calculate so accurately?" The generals were puzzled.

"It was me who caught it. If you don't believe me, take a look! I had people beat up [-] cages overnight, to see if they can be used?"

The generals didn't think so, they went out of their tents to have a look. Sure enough, there were quite a few prison carts in the courtyard, and someone counted their good deeds. There were nine rows in total, twelve in each row, and one row was missing one.Liu Jianxun came back to ask again:

"Brother, how do you calculate that it is one less than one hundred and eight?"

The little eunuch said with a smile: "This is a long-standing rule, you will know when the time comes."

When Liu Jianxun still wanted to ask, a small school came to report:

"Marshal Bing, King Fu opened the city gate and led all civil and military officials out of the city, please surrender!"

Liu Jianxun suddenly realized: Brother is really a god!

The two armies lined up. Below King Fu, the seven kings and all the civil servants and generals led the three armies to kneel on the ground. The Huangmen official announced the surrender form, saying:

"Sin Wang Fu, Ning, Xi, Ling, Qian, Kun, Yue, and Yu are eight kings in total. Commanded the marshal of the officers and soldiers, General Pan (Gong) You'an, the imperial envoy, to fight against each other several times, and we lost the enemy. We know that we are overestimated. Now we are anti-king and leading the people to go out of the city and ask for surrender. The prison car and the wooden cage will escort me to the capital, and then I will ask His Majesty the Son of Heaven to distribute and dispose of me, I beg for your permission, and I will be blessed to wait for [-] people to worship and kowtow to the dust."

The little eunuch smiled slightly, and comforted him: "Fu Wang, get up! I am ready to surrender, and I will escort you to Beijing to face the saint from now on."