Merry Eunuch Lang

Fu Wang waited tremblingly and stood up.

The little eunuch asked: "King Fu, how much did you oppose the king, ministers and generals?"

"Return to Marshal, no more, no less, a total of one hundred and eight." Fu Wang bowed to the little eunuch with both hands, and replied in a low voice.

"Send someone to see how many prison cars I have built for you?" the little eunuch laughed.

King Fu did not dare to be negligent, and was anxious to make people count, and came back and said:

"Qizou Your Majesty, there are a total of one hundred and seven."

Fu Wang rolled his eyes at this man, and whispered: "Your Majesty, don't you want to die?"

After Fu Wang finished speaking, he asked the little eunuch respectfully, "Marshal, why is there one missing?"

The little eunuch smiled secretly and said, "Many, many, you kidnapped one of my men, Lao Hua, come here!"

Hua Shixiong turned around when he heard the shout.As he walked, he winked at Fu Wang and the others, and when he arrived in front of Fu Wang, he patted him on the shoulder and said:

"Brother, excuse me, we are returning to the team, the commander is calling me!"

King Fu was so angry that he had nowhere to vent his anger, and cursed in a low voice: "I'm blind, and it took me a long time to find out that I'm an insider. If your surname Hua can become the prime minister again in this life, I will take your surname!"

The little eunuch gently stroked the back of Hua Shixiong's neck, and praised: "Mr. has made extraordinary achievements, and the emperor will reward him with great rewards after returning to court."

Hua Shixiong made a grimace, and said sincerely: "If it wasn't for the cultivation of the imperial envoy, how could the boy be where he is today?"

"Do you still want to be prime minister?"

"Isn't it a fool?"

"Okay, maybe there will be another chance in the future." The little eunuch said half-jokingly and half-seriously.

Hua Shixiong was about to kneel and kowtow again, but the little eunuch stopped him and said:

"Forget it, the day you become prime minister, just don't ask me to kowtow to you."

Everyone laughed.

One hundred and seven prison carts escorted King Fu and other prisoners, and they meandered to the capital, so I don't need to apologize here.

The little eunuch wants to make his class teacher triumphant, but encounters a series of unsolvable problems.The first is how to distribute this army?I'm sorry for these good brothers who fought bloody battles with him. It's even more impossible to bring them back to the capital. The Imperial Forest Army is full. Who can feed this large group of people?After thinking about it, the little eunuch decided that this team could not be dispersed, there was still no stability inside and outside the court, there were 5 soldiers of Master Meng Boxiong at the border, and another [-] were left in the south, so everything would be safe.Thinking of this, he immediately summoned all the generals to discuss matters, and ordered Liu Jianxun to lead [-] troops to guard Yangcheng, Mao Xingwang to lead [-] troops to garrison Qilin Pass, and veteran Zhu Kaihong to lead [-] troops to guard Phoenix City.This chess piece is sure to ensure that Lingnan and Lingbei will be safe for ten years.

The second problem is that Ruan Shimei is clamoring to go back to the capital with him. How can he, a eunuch, bring his wife back to the court?Shi Mei said that if it was the case, he would go back to the small country of South Vietnam with her. His father had no sons, and every year he would compete in martial arts in the son-in-law team to select talents.He told Ruan Shimei the truth about his problem, but Thimei was very generous and said: "Bring him Wuer Sultan, Cao Huazhi, Xian Ailian, Shangguanxue, Xue Tao, Huang Qiuchan and the one who hasn't passed the door yet." Hu Fenxian, the daughter-in-law of Hu Fenxian, let them go to Nanyue Guoanbin to settle down, and also let the elders in their hometown see so many beauties from the Central Plains.God, how is this possible?These girls are widely distributed, if they gather one by one, it will take at least three months or two months?Besides, how could the daughter of a great country in the Central Plains be willing to live in a remote and barren place for a long time?Besides, Ruan Shimei has the final say on which of these girls is the most fuel-efficient lamp?

The little eunuch was helpless, so he had to trouble the three brothers Hu to come forward, and finally persuaded Ruan Shimei to leave.When Ruan Shimei was about to leave, she came out of the lotus and the pear blossoms in the rain, all charming and tender, and told the little eunuch:

"Husband, I know that you have important affairs on your shoulders, and you are not unreasonable as a wife, so I won't drag you down. Five years later will be the day when our husband and wife will get together. After five years, you will have changed your mind. Let my dead body go!"

Among his lovers, there are different personalities and different tempers, Wu'er Sudan is passionate, Cao Huazhi is affectionate, Xian Ailian is a little bird, Shangguan Xue dares to love and hate, Xue Tao is brilliant, Huang Qiuchan understands righteousness, Hu Fenxian At the first sight, it is difficult to leave, and it is even more difficult to meet Ruan Shimei... Loving someone is a headache, and being loved is also a worry.The little eunuch really wanted to get together with his beauties and stay together forever, never to be separated again.Then, before everything is settled, once he relinquishes this bit of power in his hand, there will be a danger of losing his head and moving his head. How can he have the opportunity to enjoy family happiness and the joy of men and women?

The third problem is that the 10 taels of silver from the old man's family has not been settled yet.King Fu is a poor king, he spends all his money on the army, and digs through boxes and cabinets without digging out a few silver lumps, so it's better for the magistrate Zou Xigui to take advantage of the money!Now there are [-] mouths to eat, and thousands of livestock and horses. He still has to find ways to raise all these military expenses.

The little eunuch had no choice but to discuss with Hu San, Wang Xiaowu, Hua Shixiong, etc. This time, he learned to be smart and decided to discuss the marriage first before meeting, and then play it by ear, or hug the old beard again if it doesn't work.Anyway, he has plenty of money, and he won't be able to use it at home for a while. Contributing to the court can be regarded as a devotion to the country.

Since it was notified in advance, the Hu family prepared a table of delicacies, and as soon as the sedan chair landed, it was served on the wine table first.During the meeting, Hu San asked Mr. Hu about choosing an auspicious date for the wedding, and Lao Hu agreed, saying that choosing an auspicious day is worse than hitting it. Today is an auspicious day, so it's better to settle it together.The little eunuch made some excuses and said:

"Master Yuezhang, are you in a hurry today?"

The old man drank a few glasses of wine, his face immediately flushed, and he talked with eloquence: "My son-in-law, you are better than me in leading the army and fighting, and I have more experience in handling important matters for children than you. You have to listen to me in this matter."

The little eunuch said repeatedly, "Father, I will follow your arrangement."

This time his father called, the old beard really felt more comfortable than drinking a glass of cold honey water on a hot day. What is he?The majestic imperial envoy, the Grand Marshal who commanded thousands of troops, was as obedient as a lamb in front of him. This kind of pride was incomprehensible to others unless he was personally on the scene.Member Hu was overjoyed when he heard his son-in-law told him to do things cheaply. While a few people continued to drink here, he gave orders to go down there, put up lanterns and festoons, tidy up the hall, and prepare for the bride and groom to enter the bridal chamber.The little eunuch came prepared, took a glass of wine with both hands, stood up, said with a smile on his face:

"Boy, please respect Mrs. Father-in-law for this cup."

Member Hu picked up his wine glass and drank it down in one gulp.So three times, three cups in a row, the old beard was puzzled and asked:

"My son-in-law, please tell me something."

"My son-in-law is really ashamed to speak." The little eunuch was still standing on the ground.

"The family doesn't have to be so polite."

"The 10 taels of silver I owe to my father-in-law..." the little eunuch hesitated to speak.

"I didn't press the bill, so why are you in a hurry? You can bring it if you have it. If it's inconvenient, it doesn't matter if you postpone it for two days."

"No."

"Not what?"

"I still want to borrow another [-] from my father."

"What, what, you have added a new debt to the previous account, are you trying to kill me?" The old Hutou had already spoken, and felt a little abrupt, his daughter and son-in-law were all his own.Besides, the son-in-law is doing a good job, not for selfishness, so he changed his tone and asked, "Why do you want money?"

"With military spending, 8 people will have to eat."

"You are the marshal for the royal family, and the royal army has to rely on me to advance money to support it. Okay, okay, I will give you one hundred thousand, and I will send people to the bank to exchange silver notes. Don't you worry?"

"Thank you, Father, for supporting the child." The little eunuch kowtowed.

"My son-in-law, you're welcome. Let's continue drinking when we get up." Mr. Hu stroked his beard and said.

Hu San was very happy in his heart: Brother still has a way. He married someone else's big yellow girl for nothing, and cheated him of 20 taels of silver.

Hu San, Wang Xiaowu, Hua Shixiong and others accompanied the old man to drink all night, and the young eunuch entered the bridal chamber with Miss Fenxian that night.

The lady said with all kinds of tenderness and kindness: "Mr. Lang, when you were fighting the villains that day, I decided that you are mine for the rest of your life!"

The little eunuch had both money and sex, and was very pleased with himself. He put his arms around his wife and kissed him, and said disapprovingly:

"What's so good about me, my good wife won't miss it, right?"

"No way!" Hu Fenxian replied charmingly, "Lang Jun has a sense of righteousness in his body, and a sense of heroism in his face. It's refreshing to live with someone like Lang Jun for a lifetime."

"How could you see so clearly that night?"

"I feel it!" Hu Fenxian said coquettishly.

The little eunuch looked at the extremely delicate and understanding beautiful bride, couldn't bear it for a while, and rushed forward (the five characters 320 are deleted below ------ author's note).

The problem was finally solved, the little eunuch let out a sigh of relief, and decided to return to court as a teacher.It is not so much a class teacher as it is a homecoming.The little eunuch was alone when he left the court, and although there was a large group of people when he returned, it was inconvenient to bring him back. Except for the vehicles that escorted the rebels and rebels, only a few people went with him to Beijing.

After walking for several days, I saw that it was not far from the capital. Suddenly, two strangers walked up to the little eunuch, bowed their heads, and the little eunuch hurriedly helped him up and asked:

"How do the two brothers know me?"

The stranger said: "Commander, we are the deacons of Marshal Meng at the border, and we are here to submit a letter under the order of Marshal Meng. I was afraid that you would not be able to meet you when you entered the palace, so I waited for the commander at this intersection for several days. Five Years ago, we were both underlings of the commander-in-chief, so we knew you, the commander-in-chief."

The little eunuch couldn't help but asked for the letter in a hurry, and when he opened it, he couldn't help being surprised.

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