Merry Eunuch Lang

After dismissing the little eunuch, Wang Shimei felt sick all the time in her stomach.Although the little eunuch is good, judging by his virtue, he looks like a full-fledged chicken. How many wild foods and wild flowers did you gather this time when you went out?No matter how good someone else's stuff is, it's a borrowed cat that doesn't catch mice.After thinking about it, she has a long way to go, how can she find someone who will stay with her forever, stay in front of her and talk to her?A man can find ten or eight wives, and those with a bit of status have wives and concubines in groups. What do they think of women?There are so many beauties to be the emperor, but the poor woman can only stay for one for the rest of her life. Isn't this unreasonable?Since the old witch (empress dowager) can recruit a small fake eunuch to enter the house, why can't she find a grown-up fake eunuch to fool around for a while?

Thinking of this, Empress Wang immediately lifted her spirits, and ordered the deacon and eunuch Beifeng to get up and drive, and immediately went home to visit her relatives and visit her parents.

Brother Wang Shugui has also restrained himself a lot recently, he used to always worry about when he would be able to ascend the Dragon Throne, but now he is worried every day when the head on the neck will land, it really happens from time to time!The little eunuch is superb, calling the wind and calling the rain, eradicating corruption and tyrants, suppressing rebellion and chaos, how can he have such great abilities?I just got the news that a few days ago he helped that female fan king quell a civil strife in Mo country.What the hell, I saw a ghost in broad daylight. An eunuch can actually do great things for thousands of years?Since ancient times, there have been unheard of strange and strange things.

Wang Shugui was lamenting to himself in his study, when he suddenly heard the gate official say:

"Empress Luan has arrived!"

Wang Shugui didn't dare to be negligent, and knelt in the courtyard with his wife, children, wives, concubines, and family to receive Fengjia.

The empress shook her hand impatiently and said, "Forget it, let's skip this set of red tape. Father, come here, I have something to discuss with you."

Wang Shugui followed his daughter into the study room. Queen Wang felt that it was inconvenient to talk to her father about it, but the words got to her lips and she was angry, so she ignored it and took the Gaiwan tea brought by the maid. He took a small sip and said:

"Daddy, sit down, I have something to say."

It's not that Wang Shugui is afraid of his daughter, but because of etiquette.The girls were all gone, he covered the head of the study, and then sat in his grand teacher's chair carelessly, stroked the goatee, without even looking at his daughter, and said with a sullen face:

"As the head of the harem and the mother of a country, what do you look like in a panic?"

"What kind of show do you want me to play in your own family?" Wang Shimei replied disdainfully.

"Isn't there still a servant, if it spreads out, it won't make people laugh?" Wang Shugui said to his daughter.

"Joke, am I still afraid of being laughed at? I've become a widow!" Wang Shimei said brazenly.

"You are a widow, where do you start?" The prime minister was puzzled.

"Back then you married me to a fool in order to win over the royal family. You were free to do so, but you made me suffer!" the queen complained.

"As the mother of the country, you are a dragon and a phoenix among the people, enjoying all the glory and wealth, what else is there not to be satisfied with?" Prime Minister Wang enlightened.

"Clothing warm, sleeping enough, and eating enough all day long, do you think this will be enough? Aren't humans the same as pigs? You are already an extremely human minister, why do you still think twice?" Queen Wang retorted logically.

"I know you have something to hide. Isn't there a little eunuch in the palace? Didn't the little eunuch give birth to a son with you? Well, it's almost enough. Daddy doesn't want to think about it anymore. "Wang Shugui sighed when his daughter said it was itchy.

"It's not that you don't want to, it's that you can't beat that little eunuch. You can't control the little eunuch, what can I do with him?" Queen Wang showed her hole card.

"Okay, I won't argue with you anymore, what did you say you want?" Wang Shugui compromised a step.

"I want a man!" Wang Shimei said honestly.

"My God, this is about exterminating the Nine Clans!" Wang Shugui suddenly turned pale with shock.

"Bullshit, the old hag has been a fake eunuch for ten years. Who touched a single hair of her hair? Instead, that fake eunuch became popular. She should be the one who exterminated the nine clans, but instead she listened to the government behind the curtain, so majestic." Now, is this reasonable?" Queen Wang spoke eloquently.

"Do you also want to train a young eunuch?" Wang Shugui asked his daughter.

"Don't be small, when will you grow up? I want a big one." Queen Wang said boldly.

"There is a car in the front and a track in the back. If she, Tongya, dares to do it, we will do it. Who is afraid of whom?" Wang Shugui said with determination.

Wang Shimei got up from her seat, walked to her father happily, put her arms around his neck, and said happily:

"I knew Daddy had a way."

"There are some adult and semi-adult eunuchs in the Anti-Wang Mansion who are going to fill the palace recently. It's okay to take advantage of this opportunity to do some tricks. The question is, where can I find this fake?" Prime Minister Wang made it difficult to say.

"You have been an official for decades, you have many disciples, you have power all over the world, let the wind go, and the national audition, I don't believe you can't find a eunuch who is as strong as Pan You'an?" Wang Shimei said to help her father.

"Find a fake eunuch to cover things up. What do you and Pan have to compare?" The old Wangtou and his daughter had the same heart disease, and asked knowingly.

"It's going to surpass him, it's going to compare him, and he's surnamed Pan!" Wang Shimei said bitterly.

"That's difficult," Wang Shugui shook his head and said, "In terms of looks and talents, it's easy to find someone like a little eunuch, but when it comes to scheming, martial arts, and courage, such rare people are hard to find. Couldn't find a second either."

"I don't believe that a little eunuch has become a rare animal?" Wang Shimei said unwillingly.

Wang Shugui sighed: "When the little eunuch's new mansion was completed, I wrote him a line against my will, which was called 'The talented people come out from generation to generation, each leading the coquettish for 500 years', now it seems that these words are somewhat in line with the truth. gone."

"I don't care, I want my father to find someone for me, even if he is not as good as Pan You'an, he can't be much worse than him." Wang Shimei took a step back and said.

"Okay, let me think of a way. But it's not too late, I'll do it right away. The eunuchs in the Fangwang Palace will enter the palace today, and it will be hard to say if you miss this opportunity." Wang Shugui rubbed his hands and said.

"Daddy, there are a lot of things in the palace, I'm leaving? I entrust everything to you."

Wang Shimei's trip was finally worthwhile, she said something cheerfully in her heart, and then she said goodbye and went back to the palace.

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