Merry Eunuch Lang

Today's little eunuch has grown wings, determined to win, and full of ambition.There is nothing in this world that he can't do, only what he can't think of.A close minister offered a message to the Empress Dowager: Beware of breeding tigers!The Empress Dowager disapproved, sneered and said:

"The dog I raise, I know what's wrong with the dog! Don't need to say too much, Xiao Anzi, I don't worry."

The person who made the suggestion was annoyed, shook his head, and retreated embarrassingly.

It has been a long time since the whole palace smelled of a man. It is so exciting that a general who shakes the ground suddenly came to the lifeless deep palace, even though this general is a eunuch in name.But "The Prophet of the Spring River Plumbing Duck, the Wife Is Not Aware of Women".The little eunuch spent ten springs, summers, autumns and winters in the deep palace, and transformed from a ten-year-old boy into a mighty and powerful man. Except for the idiot (the emperor), no one didn't know his true face in Lushan. Do you have to take off your clothes to verify your identity?

The harem is the world of women, and women are another name for flowers.The world of a woman without a man is a sea of ​​bitterness, and flowers without sunshine and dew must wither.This group of fairies who are hungry and thirsty, looking forward to the stars and the moon, have the heart to risk their lives, and they are afraid of breaking the rules of heaven?

Empress Wang Shimei passed down a decree early on: Eunuch Pan returned to the palace, first went to the middle palace to rest, and no one else could covet him, and anyone who plotted against the law and fished in troubled waters would be beaten to death with a stick!

Concubine Empress, Zhaoyi, Jieyu, Ronghua, etc. were all too angry to speak out, not to mention noblemen, Chang Zai, and promises, etc., these lower-ranking imperial wives.Secondly, counting down, there are countless court ladies, which one is not standing by the door, looking through the autumn water?In the harem, although the queen mother has the final say in name, the queen mother has her affairs to do. She also has to assist the emperor in the court proceedings, read the memorials, meet the ministers, etc. A lot of political affairs disturbed her. The harem had to be left to the empress to take care of.

What the little eunuch is most worried about at this time is not others, but the Chunni girl named Wen Chunji.Although Miss Chunni is an imperial concubine, probably the emperor will never go to her palace after meeting her hastily on the first night of their wedding. What the emperor worries about is the dog, not his wives.I don't know how this stubborn, pure and beautiful little girl got here during this period of time?As soon as he entered the palace, he asked people to carry the sedan chair to Concubine Wen's palace. What he meant was to have a few words with Chunni before going to see the queen mother.The eunuch carrying the sedan chair looked distressed, and the leader of the sedan chair even lay on the ground for a long time without getting up.The little eunuch was puzzled and shouted:

"Hey, brother, I told you to go to Concubine Wen's palace, did you hear me?"

"I heard it, but..." the little head eunuch murmured.

"Why don't you go when you hear that?"

"The empress has long passed down a decree, saying that Eunuch Pan will come directly to her palace to talk to her, and anyone who violates it will be beaten to death with a stick!"

"You bastard!" The little eunuch felt amused, and couldn't help cursing inwardly.But he is also well versed in the rules and regulations of the palace. An eunuch is like an ant. If he offends any big shot, he will be crushed to death casually.He didn't want to make things difficult for the eunuchs, so he said:

"Okay, put the sedan chair at the palace empress's place."

The head of the sedan chair waved its hands triumphantly, and eight young eunuchs carried the big sedan chair to the destination in a breeze.Someone went in to report, and Wang Shimei, who was very flamboyant, came out in person after a while, and when she saw the little eunuch, her face immediately blossomed, she approached with a smile, held his hand, and while she was stepping back into the room, she was shocked and said:

"Oh, Eunuch Pan, when did you come here without saying hello? I heard that your army has been triumphant for a few days. Why did you arrive today? I live on my fingers every day, so you should arrive by now."

The little eunuch broke free, and was about to kowtow to the empress, but was gently pushed by Wang Shimei, and said with a smile:

"This is in my inner palace, and there are no idlers waiting, why are you being so polite? You don't need those annoying etiquette!"

The little eunuch had just sat down on Queen Wang's bed, and the empress ordered to go down immediately, saying:

"Order the imperial dining room to quickly prepare a table of wine and banquets and send them to the palace. The Ai family will prepare wine for Eunuch Pan!"

After entering the central palace for a long time, the little eunuch had no chance to intervene, so in desperation he could only sip the fragrant tea while sizing up the alluring and charming Wang Shimei with his eyes.I saw this woman with black hair like clouds, high hairpins, eyebrows like Daisy in distant mountains, tall and delicate nose, and warm, moist and round lips.There are also those pretty eyes, with flowing eyes, looking forward and looking graceful.Wearing a simple and elegant pink long dress, the figure of a beautiful woman is exposed to the fullest, with full breasts, thin waist, round buttocks, two jade hands outside, fingers as slender as bamboo shoots.The two charming long legs of the lower body are hidden in the skirt tube, which is faintly visible, which inevitably makes people think about it.

"This coquettish woman spends all her time on dressing up!" The little eunuch couldn't help thinking to himself, not knowing whether it was a compliment or a taunt, he thought quietly, "Fortunately, there are no men in the palace, otherwise she would be fascinated too." Pour a big slice!"

"It's just a beautiful painted skin!" The little eunuch then cursed bitterly in his heart, "Mianhua's mouth is sharp, but he has a heart of snakes and scorpions in his stomach. Whoever has such a woman in this life will be regarded as the sin of eight lifetimes. "

During the conversation, a large table with a sumptuous banquet was set up, and there were only the two of them as diners.Maids and eunuchs picked up vegetables, poured wine, tea and water for them like a revolving lantern.

The little eunuch was also really hungry. He was about to eat in the imperial cupboard after finishing a few small things, but he didn't expect to catch up with the dinner here.He has no grievances with others and has no grievances with food, so he simply let go of his stomach, and would not refuse anyone who came, eating and drinking, like a massacre.

Seeing his eating appearance, Queen Wang couldn't help laughing and said:

"My father-in-law is away, hungry and sleeping in the open, for the sake of the royal family, I have really worked hard on you."

The little eunuch didn't speak, took the glass of wine handed by the maid, raised his head and drank it down in one gulp.

"No hurry, no hurry, can't you eat slowly and drink slowly? No one will grab you." The empress smiled, and then arranged to say, "I will take a bath with you after dinner, tonight You can rest in my palace! You know that I am a timid person. I stay alone in an empty bed at night and my heart is very empty. I often have nightmares. Although you are a eunuch, you are still half a man after all. This one night."

The little eunuch looked at the eunuchs and maids serving on the left and right, smiled and said nothing.

Queen Wang said again: "I know you are a busy person in and out of the palace. The official can't help himself. I look for you for everything. I won't make things difficult for you. Just tonight, after tomorrow, what do you want to do?" What are you going to do?"

The little eunuch smiled foolishly, but remained silent.He picked up another glass of wine...

Wang Shimei only focused on talking, and the little eunuch only focused on drinking.After a while, the empress felt something was wrong and pushed the little eunuch with her hand, and he fell asleep on the table.The queen ordered the eunuchs and maids to carry him to the bed, but unexpectedly the little eunuch opened his mouth suddenly and let out a "vomit", spraying the filth from his mouth like a goddess scattered flowers all over the queen's head and face.

Wang Shimei was furious and shouted: "Bring back the original sedan chair!"

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