Merry Eunuch Lang

The beautiful Uer Sultan's charming eyes always linger on the little eunuch. She has asked herself more than once, is it reliable to entrust her life to a fake eunuch?Yes, he has a handsome face and good martial arts, what about his character?A good husband can only be met but not sought after. Now it seems that her previous thoughts were a little naive or even redundant.Marrying a man is for dressing and eating, which is the common people's theory. For the queen who is the king of a country, the conditions are much more stringent.However, her husband has all the virtues of men, and more importantly, his infinite loyalty and infinite love for her.Pan Jun embraces left and right, beautiful women are like clouds, he has no shortage of wives, but for her, Wuer Sultan, he even almost takes his own life. It is enough to meet such a husband in life!What God thought was hopeless, he managed it. Man is not as good as God, and this time it is not as good as man. Queen Qiao is so happy!He captured her person, then took her body, and finally her heart.Pan Lang once said that she was his whole world. At that time, it might have been a far-fetched excuse or a playful feeling. Now it's her turn to say this, he is her everything.One day, when she handed over the country to her son, she would return to Pan Lang without hesitation, and stay with him forever, forever.

Now, of course, young people still have young things to do. Loving their wives and cherishing their sons, and loving their sons and daughters are not all good husbands. Pan Lang is leaving again, and this time the separation may be another long time.

After the feast was over, the bath was refreshing, and the two got into bed.Before Wuer Sultan could speak, the little eunuch said:

"Dan'er, seeing how weak you are, why don't you leave two people?"

The Queen pursed her lips and said with a smile, "How do you know what's on my mind?"

"Don't guess, you can see it."

"I have to choose!"

"I can't pick you out. Zhu Linzong is a good fighter in battle. Huang Ren and Zhang Facun have some unorthodox kung fu. You won't be able to use these for the time being. He Lao Wu is a loyal man, Xiao Tianlei is both civil and military, and Tang Youyong has the late hair." Mou, who do you want?"

"I want all three."

"Three can't do it, I can only give two. They are all imperial generals. I don't know how I will be fooled in front of the emperor after I go back!"

"Then let's go to the last two! I don't like the name He Lao Wu."

"You also see people wearing hats. Pan You'an's name is good. Is that why you like my name?"

"Lang Jun, I'm not only interested in your name, I'm interested in everything about you."

"lie."

"I'm not lying!"

"What if I'm a real eunuch?"

"Aren't you a fake eunuch?"

"It seems true that one thing can determine the fate of a person's life." The little eunuch seemed to read with deep emotion.

"You just know?" His wife said coquettishly in her arms, "God bestows everything that is indispensable. You Han people are smart and have many good inventions, but this one is the most unpopular."

"How do you say we Han people, you are not the wife of the Han people?" The little eunuch showed displeasure.

"Did I say that I'm not a Han wife? Marrying a Han can't change my race!" Uer Sultan said quite reasonable.

The little eunuch couldn't help pulling his hand from under U'er Sultan's neck, blushing and asked, "Do you think you are a Han Po or a Fan Po?"

"I'm a Han Po." Uer Sultan replied calmly.

"Are you Han or Fan?" The little eunuch regretted the words as soon as he spoke, and he put himself in a cover.

"What do you think?" U'er Sultan smiled sweetly.

"Didn't you talk about us Han people at the banquet at noon?" The little eunuch found a loophole.

"When I said that, I was standing in the position of a Han man's wife. What's wrong with that? I didn't talk to you, and the couple started arguing and making fun of it. Why are you blushing? You only need so much city mansion, and a dog's stomach can't hold Jesus oil! "Uer Sultan pretended to be very angry.

The little eunuch turned over and leaned on his beautiful wife, yelling: "Ask you to bully me? Tell you to bully me? How dare you scold me!"

U'er Sultan gently stroked her husband's back, and read tenderly: "You are my world, you are my backer, you are my Optimus Prime, how dare I bully you, how dare I scold you, my Husband?"

"Okay, I will let you taste the power of my Optimus Prime today!"

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I was leaving the next day, and my eldest brother didn't find anything. Zhang Facun and Huang Ren were still talking about it while drinking tea.

"Did you look carefully when cleaning the battlefield that day?" Huang Ren asked Zhang Facun.

Zhang Facun said: "I handled the things, how can I not worry about it? I searched everywhere, but I didn't find a single hair."

"Did King Fan kill himself with that knife?" Huang Ren asked.

Zhang Facun said: "I saw it with my own eyes. Is it true? Let me tell you the truth. After I entered the field, my eyes were always on the big brother's knife. After King Fan committed suicide, the crowd was crowded and chaotic. , I couldn’t squeeze through. When I got to the front, King Fan had been trampled into a mud sow, but I searched his whole body, but I couldn’t find the knife.”

"Could it be that someone took the time to pick it up?" Huang Ren wondered.

"It's not like that," Zhang Facun said affirmatively, "It was a mess at the time, and everyone was concerned about their lives. Who would have thought that the knife was worth anything?"

"Second brother, aren't you an expert in dog training? Why don't you make up your mind on dogs?" Huang Ren reminded.

Zhang Facun slapped his forehead and shouted: "Hey, how did I forget this thing? Go, find the four big brothers!"

Siriguleng also lives in the palace now, the queen gave him a house, his wife still lives in the original place, but the business is no longer done.When the shepherd came out of the house, seeing Zhang Facun and Huang Ren, he hurried to the house and said:

"Brother, come on, come in and drink."

After entering the room, Zhang Facun said with a smile: "Four big brothers, you can't drink any more wine. I have something to ask you, otherwise it wouldn't be so late and disturb your sweet dreams with your new sister-in-law."

"Tell me what's going on, we're all brothers who have died, so what else is there to say?" Si Rigu asked frantically.

"I'd like to borrow your dog from your old courtyard as a messenger, and ask your new sister-in-law if you can find a pair of clothes and shoes worn by King Fan before his death?"

The Han woman came out of the house and said with a smile: "So it's two distinguished guests! King Fan's clothes were all set on fire, so where are you going to find them again? The gold box with medicine I gave you the day before yesterday Silk sac, you threw it away and I picked it up again. I saw that the bag was pretty, and the workmanship was fine, so I kept it in my place, and I didn’t bother to wash it. This is the only relic of King Fan. I don’t know how Is it useful?"

Zhang Facun was overjoyed and said, "It's best, then thank you sister-in-law very much, and I will return it to you after using it."

"Is there anything else that matters? Just use it up." The woman said.

Siriguleng asked again: "It's midnight, what do you want a dog for?"

Huang Ren said: "Lao Zhang and I are going to run some private matters, we will go to your old house to lead the dog, and you can leave the rest alone, stay at home and relive the hot bed with your new sister-in-law!"

The two of them didn't dare to disturb the shepherd's flat-faced wife, and opened the door directly to pull the dog out.Everyone was familiar, and the dog was very obedient. He thought he was going to visit somewhere, so he followed them happily and left.

When he arrived at the scene where Fan Wang kissed himself in the martial arts field, Zhang Facun took out the golden silk sac and let the dog sniff it over and over again, and then let it go.The little elf immediately ran all over the place, and when it had run enough, it stopped in a corner and kept scratching and roaring.The two of Zhang Facun walked over to take a look, my God, the precious sword bestowed by the elder brother was buried deep in the dust, and was finally thrown out by the four dogs.

The two happily returned to the palace, intending to report the good news to the little eunuch. The elder brother is no better than a shepherd, and the elder sister is the king of a country, how can they be harassed casually?Enduring it, the two of them went into the room and fell asleep.Zhang Facun couldn't fall asleep because he was excited, and because he wanted to show off his abilities, so he sneaked out of the room while Huang Ren fell asleep.

The little eunuch had a habit of hiding the knife in his boot during the day and putting it under his pillow when he slept at night.When he woke up, he went to touch the knife under the pillow as usual, and when he stretched out his hand, he found the knife. Suddenly he remembered that the knife was missing, and Zhang Facun and Huang Ren were still angry about it during the day!This shock was no small matter, he sat up abruptly, holding the small knife bestowed by the emperor in a daze.

Wu'er Sultan was startled awake, saw the little eunuch holding a knife in a daze, pushed him, and said with a smile:

"If you don't sleep well in the middle of the night, what do you do with a knife? Do you want to be the King of Assassination?"

"There is a ghost!" The little eunuch said to himself.

"Where is the ghost? You are talking in your sleep!" Uer Sultan teased.

"I lost this knife. Zhang Facun and Huang Ren searched for it all day, but now it is placed under my pillow. Don't you think there is a ghost?"

"Don't guess, it must have been done by your people," said the clever Uer Sultan.

The little eunuch thought about it too, if it wasn't Zhang Facun and Huang Ren, who else could it be?

After this disturbance, the two lost sleepiness at all, hugged each other and talked for a while, and it was dawn soon.Suddenly, the little eunuch wanted to misbehave again, Uer Sultan smiled and said:

"Old problem again?"

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In the morning, the little eunuch invited Xiao Tianlei and Chi Fatang over, saying that they would stay in Fanguo for a while, and the main task was to protect the safety of their sister-in-law and nephews.Seeing that they were sent by their elder brother, they didn't refuse, and stayed happily.

After everything was done, the little eunuch and his party of five beat horses like flying horses and rushed to their hometown.