Merry Eunuch Lang

The imperial palace is actually a sealed compound. It seems to be calm, but in fact it is full of jealousy, intrigues, and everything.Three women are in the same drama, and thousands of women gather together, what kind of situation will it be?

How could the little eunuch let that bastard named Zhao Xiaogao go?But from the perspective of worldly sophistication, everyone has their own way of life, and there is no need to make things difficult for others, so he felt that it was unnecessary, so for a long time, he did not look for the fake who was almost the same as himself. Trouble with eunuchs.If you don't look for it or don't look for it, the inner palace is such a big place, you might come across it.

They finally met in the back garden of the inner palace.

The little eunuch didn't want to talk to him at first, so he pretended that nothing happened and walked around leisurely by himself with his hands behind his back.When they collided head-on, Zhao Xiaogao was surrounded by a few fans from the central palace and came out to watch the flowers. He didn't need to search for targets. Now he is a famous person in the whole palace. No matter where he appears, there will be countless people. The eyeballs follow him, the return rate is more than 100%!

A court lady quietly told Zhao Xiaogao that the person opposite him was the famous Mr. Pan, Eunuch Pan.Zhao Xiaogao's first reaction was to kowtow to the ground. He knew Pan You'an's reputation, and with his current state, he didn't even dare to look at him, not to mention fighting against someone with the surname Pan.

"I don't know if it's Eunuch Pan and Lord Pan who are here, please forgive this slave's death penalty!" Zhao Xiaogao said lying on the ground.

"You are Zhao Xiaogao? Get up, we are all eunuchs in the same palace, there is no need to be formal." The little eunuch said lightly.

"I don't dare." Zhao Xiaogao said stubbornly.

"Get up and get up, why are there so many talking? Get up and talk!" The little eunuch kicked him.

Zhao Xiaogao stood up trembling, but he didn't dare to beat the dirt on his legs.

"Take a break," the little eunuch said to the maids, "I have something to discuss with Eunuch Zhao."

The maid excused herself repeatedly, and the little eunuch said:

"Zhao Xiao'an, I know what kind of person you are. I have handled the dozens of eunuchs in the Fangwang Mansion one by one. After passing the purpose, I know that Zhao Xiaogang is not you at all." The little eunuch said a lie, he How can there be time to check the identities of those eunuchs?What he said was a lie.

Zhao Xiaogao believed it was true, and hurriedly fell on the ground again in shock, kowtowed like garlic and said, "Please forgive me, my lord, please forgive my sin."

"Forget it, I won't argue with you, I'll talk to you when I wake up." The little eunuch knew it well.

Zhao Xiaogao got up from the ground, clasped his hands together, bowed respectfully and said:

"Please advise, my lord."

"I don't make it difficult for you, but you have to control yourself." The little eunuch said solemnly, "If not, I will send all the thirty eunuchs in the Fanwang's Mansion to work in the Central Palace. What do you say when they see them? "

"Yes, my lord is wise!" Zhao Xiaogao said in a nonchalant manner.

"The scope of your future activities is the Central Palace. If you dare to go half a step beyond the thunder pool, be careful that I will skin you alive. Do you understand? Zhao Xiaogao!" the little eunuch said sharply.

"Understood, my lord, the servant is in the middle palace, and I won't go there in the future." Zhao Xiaogao replied politely.

"Go!" The little eunuch waved his hand disdainfully.

Zhao Xiaogao ran away in a flash.

The empress was taking a lunch break when she was woken up by Zhao Xiaogao. Seeing him sweating profusely, she couldn't help but smile and said:

"Where did you go Xiao Gao, look at your sweat?"

"Mother, I met Pan You'an just now, and was insulted by him." Zhao Xiaogao said in shock.

"He is the Three Kings of Hades in the palace, and I give him three points, why are you messing with him?" The Queen shook her head and said.

"I didn't provoke him, how dare I? Madam, you should kill me!" Zhao Xiaogao said in a mysterious way.

"Where do you start with this? Why would I kill you when I'm so good?" Wang Shimei said in amazement.

"If you don't kill me, that little eunuch will kill me sooner or later. It's better to let you kill me than to die in his hands." Zhao Xiaogao muttered.

"What did he say?" Queen Wang raised her willow eyebrows upside down, and her almond eyes widened.

"I'm afraid to make you angry, so I won't repeat it." Zhao Xiaogao glanced at the queen who was angry with the bullfight out of the corner of his eye.

"I'm not angry, just say it!" Queen Wang pretended to be calm and said.

"He said that I am not as good as a dog. He said that I am the face of the empress. He said that one day he would take off my pants in public to test the authenticity. He also said..."

"That's enough, don't talk about it! Have you turned against him? It's up to the owner to beat a dog. What kind of thing is he? At best, he's just a eunuch chief!" Queen Wang said angrily.

"Mother, he seems to know that I'm a fake. Instead of living in such fear, it's better for you to kill me as soon as possible." Zhao Xiaogao said emphatically.

"You don't have a long mouth, won't you answer him a few words?" The empress said angrily.

"What am I? Can I talk to him on the same level?"

"That's true." Queen Wang thought for a while, and then said, "I'll go home now, and the prime minister will tell you that tomorrow, the emperor will make you a prince."

"Thank you, ma'am!" Zhao Xiaogao prostrated himself on the ground again in due course.

"Get up quickly, when is it, are you still going to do this to me? Quickly order Bei Fengyan, and set off immediately to talk to my father." Queen Wang waved her hand and said.

In the early morning of the next day, as soon as the little emperor sat down firmly, Prime Minister Wang came out to play and said:

"Long live my emperor! I heard that the empress of the harem has married the new eunuch Zhao Xiaogao the day before yesterday with a different surname. According to the old system, the eunuch Zhao Xiaogao should be named king."

Because the little emperor believed in Zhang Facun's ingenious plan, fierce fights were taking place in his kennel, and dozens of big dogs died every day.Zhang Facun personally took people to buy Tibetan mastiffs, but he has not returned yet. He wanted to finish his business hastily so that he could go back to watch the dog fight. Hearing what Wang Shugui said, he said without thinking:

"Precise play."

Zhang Dandan, a minister, came out of the class to stop him and said: "Your Majesty, this matter is inappropriate! Since the empress has accepted her adoptive brother, she can at most be regarded as an uncle of the state, and has nothing to do with the prince, so it is not easy to be crowned king."

"Then make him an uncle of the country!" The little emperor is a person who has no opinions, besides, he still has urgent matters. I don't know which of his pet dogs has been killed in battle. It is not appropriate to delay for too long because of these trivial matters. .

"The uncle of the country is the uncle of the country." Wang Shugui wanted to pretend to be an uncle, and he didn't want to be cheated by Zhang Shangshu. Give him an official title, I hope His Majesty will give him a half-official post."

The little eunuch smiled secretly: Look at this father and daughter singing a double reed opera?He just taunted Zhao Xiaogao yesterday, but he didn't expect him to find Wang Shumei immediately. It seems that this person has some brains, and he also wants to use the influence of the Wang family to fight against his little eunuch?He smiled disdainfully in his heart, and swore to himself: "Sooner or later, this idiot who doesn't know how high or low will be abolished!"

The little emperor didn't even think about it, so he said: "All right, let's make him an admiral of the nine sects, four grades, and an annual salary of two hundred dans of food. What do you think, Mr. Xiangfu? If I have something to do, I won't accompany you, and leave the court!" "

In fact, the stupid emperor is not very clear about what kind of official the nine-door admiral is. He heard the little eunuch say it the day before yesterday, and the word is still in his mind, so he just said it out of his mouth.

(The title of the book has been changed. If you want to read the new chapter, please Baidu "Crazy Little Eunuch")