Merry Eunuch Lang

The living room on the downstairs floor of the Queen's Empress has now been converted into a hall, only a few seats are reserved for the chairman above, and the rest are all empty.All layout, design, planning, etc. are all decided by Zhao Xiaogao alone, and he is an expert in this area.With such a baby in the palace, it can be regarded as God opened his eyes, allowing these lonely women to have time to kill.And these women have already figured it out, even if Zhao Xiaogao is a fake eunuch, there is no need to mobilize people and make a fuss to expose him, and he can't touch the man's hair, and it will always be more comfortable to see a man every day.Besides, seeing how talented he is, he is proficient in playing, playing, playing and singing, and he has also taught many female disciples. He can watch plays that don't cost money every night. Who is too big to doubt whether he is a fake or a treasure?

From time to time, I heard about Zhao Xiaogao and the empress sleeping in the same bed, but I can understand it when I think about it, real men don't work, so what's wrong with finding a handsome fake man who can sing and dance to cuddle?Of course, according to the law, she should be beaten to death with a stick, but she is the queen, she is the boss in the palace, and her natal father holds the power of the chief assistant. Who dares to stab Deng Fengfeng, and who can afford it?Although the empress dowager is also a formidable person, in the past two years, she has been in charge of the court, and after she is in court, there are endless reports to read. Can she have three heads and six arms by herself?Pan You'an is capable, but he can't wipe his own butt clean, so he has the nerve to meddle in other people's affairs?

Although the harem is large, it is in a large compound after all. It is impossible for the empress dowager and the little eunuch to ignore what happened in the harem, or there may be some unspeakable secrets.However, the empress dowager couldn't hold back in the end, she consulted with the little eunuch and said:

"An'er, the middle palace is in a mess and there are many scandals. You are the head of the whole harem. How many people will you send to investigate?"

The little eunuch smiled wryly and said: "Mother, why don't you care about this matter, he is engaged in entertainment activities, and it doesn't interfere with your state affairs and political affairs, so why do you care?"

The empress dowager shook her head and said, "That's what you say, but they can't be allowed to do whatever they want? The world is going downhill, and Gangji has been corrupted, and the palace is in chaos. How will we clean up the mess then?"

The little eunuch said: "There is only one way to govern, and that is to abolish the queen and kill the prison. Can you make up your mind to make such a big fight?"

"Of course the time is not yet ripe, and it's not time to scare the snake, but I think it will be clean and tidy to capture and kill that eunuch named Zhao Gao?" The Empress Dowager said disapprovingly.

"Of course this is simple. Killing Zhao Xiaogao is as easy as flipping the palm of your hand." The little eunuch asked with a smile, "Have you ever thought about what will happen after killing Zhao Xiaogao?"

"What's the result? Could it be that Miss Wang can turn against the sky?" The Empress Dowager said with a sullen face.

"Anyway, it's not easy to handle?" the little eunuch hesitated and said.

"What's the problem?" The Queen Mother raised her eyebrows and said, "Your little Anzi fights against corruption and mopping up hegemony, suppresses rebellion and eradicates evil, protects the country and the people, and calls the wind and rain. What kind of storms have not passed by, and a fake little eunuch who sneaked into the inner palace actually let you Embarrassed? "

"Mother, one thing is one thing, and everything is different." The little eunuch said with a smile, "This matter can neither be clearly observed nor secretly visited. It is really embarrassing."

"What do you mean?" The Queen Mother was puzzled.

"The so-called Mingcha is to verify the integrity in public. Is it okay to deal with you as the fake eunuch?" The little eunuch frowned and said.

"Of course not, it's a taboo to throw rats! What about unannounced visits?" the Queen Mother asked.

"Unannounced visits don't work either! One of Wang Shimei's people is gone, and the first person she suspects must be the empress mother and me. This kind of enmity, we are fighting in the front, and there is a fire in the backyard. The empress mother said which side we should take care of?" The little eunuch clarified the consequences.

"You mean to let them toss around like this, and we pretend to turn a blind eye?"

"This is the best way," the little eunuch expressed his thoughts, "loach can't overturn the big waves, dancing, singing and singing will definitely not endanger your country and society."

"Do you think that Zhao Hegao is a fake eunuch?" The Queen Mother was still worried about this matter.

"100% is a fake." The little eunuch said with certainty.

"Are you that sure?"

"Because I was born as a fake eunuch, so at a glance, I knew that he was a real father and a fake mother."

"Spoof!" The queen mother scolded.

"Mother, forgive me!" The little eunuch deliberately pretended to be in shock and wanted to go down to the ground to pay homage.

"An'er, don't be angry with the queen mother." The queen mother patted the little eunuch on the shoulder and said, "You are my backbone. If the queen mother doesn't rely on you for everything, who else can I rely on? Your emperor brother is a good dog, and he spends all day in the kennel I can't get out, and sometimes I feel exhausted."

"Things are tiring, so don't be tired. The empress mother should worry about what she shouldn't, and all the civil and military officials in the court will look at you!" The little eunuch comforted.

"What An'er said is true. The prime minister can pull a boat in his belly! I will ignore these trivial matters in the future. But An'er, that Zhao An, you have to keep an eye on me."

"Don't worry, queen mother, he is always in my palm!"

After entering the palace, Zhao Xiaogao used his special skills to gradually win the favor of the empress.As time passed, he also became more worried, that is, he couldn't eat the mouthful of fat.When he opened his eyes, there were young women who were as beautiful as fairies everywhere, but he couldn't get any of them, not because they didn't want to, but because there were hyenas behind him.Wang Shimei defended him like a thief, he never thought of stepping out of the palace gate.Occasionally, when he went out for a walk, he was also afraid of meeting eunuch colleagues who were against the palace, so he dared not go far easily.The women in the palace are like a cloud, except for the eunuchs who come and go in a hurry, the rest are all beautiful shadows.But it's too late, the time in the palace is still short, he still can't eat the delicious food from other people's bowls, his target right now is mainly these beauties in the palace.Ever since Queen Wang said that she had the habit of sleeping alone and asked him to go downstairs to sleep, she never had such an opportunity again.During the day, he accompanied his empress to have meals together, and the rehearsals were all held in the palace, needless to say the performances.There is not enough manpower, you can go to other palaces to find candidates, and there is no chance to talk to any palace maid alone, let alone be sentimental.Blossoming flowers, extremely coquettish, circling around in front of his eyes every day, making his heart itchy, eager to catch someone and bite them.Mr. Li Bai said in a poem that "beauties are like flowers across the clouds", but he is "beauties are like flowers in front of you".What's the use in front of the eyes? It's better to be separated from the clouds. It's pure if you don't see it!

Zhao Xiaogao thought hard, how can he get rid of the domineering queen and pick a flower to smell?