Merry Eunuch Lang

The little eunuch thought, if the group arena continues like this, that Zhao Xiaogao must have his way.Once he wins the ring leader, ascends to the throne of the admiral of the Nine Gates, and then captures the military power, troubles will follow in the future.Maybe they will send troops to force the palace, and it is unknown whether there will be a palace coup!We must not be indecisive in this matter, we must act first, and kill Wang Shugui's conspiracy in the bud, and let him die of the desire to grasp military power.But who can beat this fake eunuch who pretends to be a fake eunuch?The little eunuch racked his brains and couldn't think of an out-of-world expert. Suddenly he thought of his many wives, and eight beautiful faces passed in front of him one by one. Far water is hard to quench near thirst, Shangguanxue is not necessarily the opponent of this strong man, although Huang Qiuchan's marksmanship is excellent, but his physical strength is weak, Xian Ailian is the daughter of a boudoir, Hu Fenxian is a lady, only one is Cao Huazhi.Strange to say, what a fool, how could he just forget about Cao Huazhi!Huazhi female spear is an accomplished pharaoh, has been instructed by an expert, and is also the daughter of a famous general. She fought with herself for about two hundred rounds before, and it was difficult to distinguish between the two.Thinking about it carefully, if Cao Huazhi can defeat Zhao Xiaogao this time, and the empress dowager is watching the battle in the martial arts arena, she might as well vindicate her family's unjust, false and wrong cases.

Without further ado, the little eunuch truthfully reported his thoughts to the empress dowager that night.The Empress Dowager knew that Xiao Anzi was completely for the sake of the royal family, so naturally there was no reason why she should not allow it.

Zhang Facun went to Tubo to purchase high-quality dog ​​breeds for the little emperor, but the little eunuch had no choice but to take Zhu Linzong, Huang Ren and others to Langdang Mountain to fetch reinforcements.Time was running out, so they set off overnight. Fortunately, the journey was not too far away, and they arrived at the foot of Langdang Mountain in a few days.

Turning over the hillside, I suddenly saw dust flying in front of me, and there was a continuous sound of shouting and killing.The little eunuch took a closer look, and it turned out that there was an army attacking the mountain. A group of people flew out of the mountain, and the two armies were fighting together.In Gai's heart, it was Cao Huazhi who was fighting against the leader of the invading army, and the two fought for about half an hour.The little eunuch stood in the distance and looked closely at the person who was fighting Huazhinu. He was tall and mighty, with a face like the bottom of a pot, and a fierce appearance.Although Cao Huazhi is a master of martial arts, she is a girl after all, and suffered a great loss in strength.The two fought for another thirty or fifty rounds. The young eunuch was afraid that his wife would suffer, so he rushed into the battle with a loud shout.

The two stopped abruptly, and the black-faced man shouted loudly, "Brother came just in time, help me take down this stockade, gold, silver, treasures, army horses, food and grass, all belong to you, I just take this pretty lady away."

When Cao Huazhi saw that her husband had arrived, she smiled slightly and stood aside.

The little eunuch sneered and said, "What if I don't obey?"

The black-faced man was puzzled, and said: "Man dies for money, and bird dies for food. I give you such a big advantage and you don't agree. What else is there? Are you a fool?"

"This woman belongs to me, and the rest belongs to you. What do you think?" The little eunuch has such a temperament, and he is good at playing tricks like this.

"Is there anyone who divides the spoils like you? There is always a first come, first served. You are too unreasonable. To tell you the truth, there are many wives and concubines in my cottage, with countless treasures. It is only because of the beauty of this woman that I gathered them together." A few brothers from the top of the mountain came to attack the mountain, if you spoil my good work, beware of your life!" The black-faced man was tired from beating, and he wanted to take this opportunity to catch his breath.

The little eunuch smiled and said: "It seems that you are also an honest person. Since this is the case, I will not tell lies. This woman is very important to me. Not to mention the gold and silver treasures on the mountain, it is all your family's property including yours. My wife and children are all on board, and I won't change them."

"Shame on you, I think you are impatient to live, if so, let me send you to the west, so that you don't have to talk about it here!" The black-faced man was furious, and he raised his knife and slashed.

The little eunuch held his gun, turned around and asked:

"Good wife, do you want to die or live?"

Cao Huazhi laughed and said, "Give him a whole body!"

"You two are the same thing! Good, good, even if the two of you fight together, I won't be afraid. Come on, come on, kid, I'm going to wait for your wife to sleep with me tonight!"

The little eunuch was furious and scolded: "There is a witch waiting for you to consummate the house with Lord Yan!"

After finishing speaking, the little eunuch raised his silver spear, and stabbed at the black-faced man like a python coming out of its hole.At the end of the battle, the little eunuch put aside his sword and shot the black-faced man in the face.The black man fell off the horse, and the little eunuch killed him with another shot.

When the black-faced men's team saw that the main general was dead, they were in chaos.Qi Guoyuan and Lin Rugui led a team to attack from the front, and Zhu Linzong waved a Yin-Yang hammer to intercept him from behind. It was a great fight: only flying sand and rocks were killed, the sky was dark, the sun and the moon were dark, ghosts cried and gods were sad, and hundreds of people brought by the black-faced man None of the horses escaped.

The little eunuch stepped onto Cao Huazhi's horse with a "chuckle", held a gun in one hand, and stopped his dear wife with the other, laughing at the game of killing people.

Lin and Li sent people to clean up the battlefield, and all the spoils they got were taken to the mountain.

On the way back to the mountain, Cao Huazhi said:

"Husband, this guy has been entangled here with this group of people for more than half a month. He can't beat me, and I can't do anything to him. The village doesn't have much food and grass. When I went down the mountain today and wanted to meet him, It's a pity that you are here."

This section of the road was difficult, so they had no choice but to dismount and walk. The little eunuch tied his white dragon colt to Cao Huazhi's horse's tail.The two hiked up the mountain side by side, the little eunuch said:

"I've come to discuss important matters. After returning to the mountain, wait for me to talk to you slowly."

After dinner and dinner, the little eunuch and Cao Huazhi returned to the back village of Dangshan Mountain, and the young couple got into the hot bed. When Cao Huazhi wanted to ask her husband what was important, the little eunuch refused and insisted on dealing with private matters before discussing business matters.Cao Huazhi couldn't help it, and said with a smile:

"You still want me to wait for five years, and you can't bear it in just a few days? I'm afraid that if you don't see me, you'll forget me!"

The little eunuch smiled and said, "Do I dare? My lady is always here with me!"

"Where is it?" Huazhinv broke the casserole and asked.

The little eunuch smiled but did not answer.Cao Huazhi refused and insisted on asking him to explain clearly.The little eunuch grabbed Cao Huazhi's hand and gently pulled it to that place.

Cao Huazhi immediately blushed, and scolded: "I'm not ashamed, do you miss me or does it miss me?"

"We both think, and sometimes he thinks more than I do!"

"With so many women in your palace, how could it be their turn to think of me?" Cao Huazhi didn't believe it.

"What do those people have to do with me?" The little eunuch explained, "Either they are the emperor's women, or..."

"Didn't you say that the emperor is a waste?" Cao Huazhi interrupted.

The little eunuch was like a greedy cat, and said with a grin, "Don't talk about those old millet rotten sesame seeds, only a wife is good in the world, and a good wife is always in my heart!"

When Cao Huazhi wanted to talk again, she was turned over by the little eunuch and crushed under her body. It is said that a long absence is better than a newlywed. Cao Huazhi missed her husband day and night, so she didn’t struggle at this time, her face was red, and she smiled and let the little eunuch alone to toss .The little eunuch was originally an expert, so naturally, he wouldn't be in such a mess as a petite in love?The two of you are greedy for my love, and they are carnival in posture.

After Yunyu said it, the little eunuch put his arms around his beloved wife's neck and talked carefully. As soon as he told about the martial arts competition in the school field, Cao Huazhi said anxiously:

"It's a small matter of martial arts. The old thief Wang Shugui has searched for me and I can't find it. Could it be that my husband asked me to throw myself into a trap?"

The little eunuch said confidently: "I have already agreed with the Queen Mother, if you win against that fake eunuch, I will also rehabilitate you."

"Who cares? I won't eat royal meals anymore. If you don't come this time, my husband, I won't count the imperial edicts here."

The little eunuch pondered for a while, then nodded and said: "The army can win the commander, but the husband cannot lose his ambition. If a good wife doesn't want to stay in the capital, it's not too late to return to the cottage later. This time, it's okay if you help me?"

"Husband's dialect, is there any reason not to listen, you and I are the same person, what can you say to help? When I go down the mountain tomorrow, except for that fake eunuch, it's better to go back to my cottage and be the king of Caotou." Cao Huazhi stroked said the little eunuch's hair.

The little eunuch suddenly thought: "I have a plan, I will ask Madam to accomplish a great event."

"What's your plan?" Cao Huazhi lifted the quilt and sat up.