Merry Eunuch Lang

At this time, the little eunuch's bad intentions come out, and even his own wife has to play tricks, this is his usual temperament.He was originally the one who was in a hurry, but now he transferred over. Seeing Hua Zhinu's anxious and bored look, he couldn't help laughing inwardly: It's said in the ancient books, it's really better to persuade the general than to provoke the general.He was unhurried, and just about to open his mouth, he deliberately turned his head away again.

Cao Huazhi leaned down and kissed him on the cheek, pouted her lips and said coquettishly, "I'll do whatever you want. If you say a word, I'll ignore you. I won't beat you, you Go to whoever you like!"

The little eunuch was afraid of making the matter stiff, so he hurriedly turned around and pulled his daughter-in-law down on the bed to lie down, and then said solemnly:

"I haven't thought about my opinion maturely yet, it's just brewing, and you said that I'm taking too long to open my mouth."

"Tell me! Let's discuss good or bad opinions. It's not the emperor who speaks. It's the imperial decree." Cao Huazhi teased.

The little eunuch said solemnly: "I want you to go out of the mountain this time and do something earth-shattering. Do you dare?"

Cao Huazhi asked: "I dare to be a bandit when I go up the mountain, and I dare to do murder and robbery. What else do I have to be afraid of in this world? You first say that I can do it or not?"

The little eunuch nodded and said: "You must be able to do it, you must be able to do it, and you are the first woman in history to do this."

Cao Huazhi said suspiciously: "The more you talk about it, the more confused I become. What exactly do you want me to do? Don't think I'm a bandit leader. If you ask me to be a thief, I won't do it!"

"Where did I ask you to be a thief, I want you to be an official, a high-ranking official!"

"Shame, the whole world is your men's world, how can there be any reason for a woman to show her face and become an official?"

"That's why I let you pretend to be a man to be an official."

"If you pretend to be a eunuch and I pretend to be a man again, we will be fake couples in the future?" Cao Huazhi joked.

"Fakes are fakes, not all genuine ones are good."

"You say I'm pretending to be a man, right? I'm afraid I can't even fool you." Cao Huazhi said provocatively.

"Of course you don't have to fool me. I want you to fool the world. Men and women don't talk on their faces. What's the difference? Who would dare to take off your pants? Seriously? Two beauties in ancient times, one civil and one military The martial one is called Hua Mulan, the literary one is called Feng Suzhen, one has experienced many battles and became a general, and the other became the first-ranked scholar and became a son-in-law. They didn't tell the truth, but whoever recognized it, are you not as good as them?"

Cao Huazhi was overwhelmed by the little eunuch's words, and felt itchy and eager to try, but she didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the little eunuch's gourd, so she asked:

"You haven't gotten to the point after talking for a long time, what exactly do you want me to do?"

"I'll ask you to ask for an appointment as an admiral of the Nine Schools." The little eunuch said disapprovingly.

"My God! Let me be the commander of the imperial army? That's the head of the guards next to the emperor. Are you joking?" Cao Huazhi said in shock.

"Running all the way, what am I kidding with you? At first, I didn't think of it, but now I've changed my mind. I just want you to disguise yourself as a man and take down that nine-door admiral, so that you can get revenge The time is not far away." The little eunuch said confidently.

"Okay, I'll do it! Tell me how to do it?" Cao Huazhi gritted her teeth.

"It doesn't take much effort, as long as you defeat that fake eunuch named Zhao Xiaogao, the admiral of the Nine Sects will naturally become yours."

"It's that simple, isn't the emperor a fool?"

"The emperor is not a fool, at least he can't be regarded as a smart person. If the emperor is a clever ghost, I don't have to worry about it for him." The little eunuch then added, "But the emperor is still a good person after all, it is intelligence. It’s just worse.”

"What about my team? We can't leave them alone, can we?" Cao Huazhi recalled what happened after becoming the admiral of Nine Heads.

"It is still under your jurisdiction, but it is the royal army. From now on, we will allocate some food and grass to them on a monthly basis, let them train every day, and give enough money to the old, weak, sick and disabled to send them home. In the future, there is no need to harass the passers-by. Merchants and nearby people are gone, being a bandit is not a glorious thing." The little eunuch said lightly.

"No matter what you say, it seems insignificant. Isn't there anything in the world that hinders you, husband?" Cao Huazhi admired her husband's actions, and even more admired his smart and sound mind.

"No, at least I haven't met one so far." The little eunuch replied boldly.

"If you say it like this, it's as if an admiral of the Nine Schools has already been obtained. What if I can't beat that fake eunuch? Isn't it a waste of water from the bamboo basket? Talking for a long time is nothing." Cao Huazhi said with scruples.

"A fool would use his own wife as a test product? Why did my eight wives choose you instead of others? I am confident that you are the most confident."

"Another person is added? I asked you if there is no end. You have occupied all the good girls in the world. Will others marry a wife?" Cao Huazhi grabbed the little braid and didn't let go.

"No way, it's fate." The little eunuch said with a cheeky smile, "If the old lady cut off my affairs at the beginning, how could there be so many troubles now?"

Cao Huazhi pinched the little eunuch's face lightly, and said slightly annoyed: "I won't tell you anymore, I'm always out of order. If I was killed by that eunuch surnamed Zhao that day, you would be missing A trouble."

"No, whoever dares to kill my wife, I will dig up his family's ancestors!" The little eunuch said bitterly.

The two talked and laughed, but it was already dawn.Cao Huazhi ordered her maid to come in, fetch water to wash their faces, and prepare breakfast for them.After eating, the two began to think about makeup again.Although the young eunuch was born as an eunuch, he had never been involved in these matters in the palace. He had no choice but to find a few older women in the village, and everyone helped to dress up the village master carefully.Besides, Cao Huazhi went down the mountain to collect food. This kind of thing has been done a lot, and even the clothes and armor are ready-made.

When Cao Huazhi came out of the dressing room, she seemed to be a different person, a handsome man in every way.The little eunuch walked forward quickly, patted Cao Huazhi's shoulder exaggeratedly, and said in surprise:

"Brother and wife, with your attire, don't talk about others, even I have been fooled."

Seeing that the competition period was about to expire and the time was too tight, the little eunuch did not dare to delay, so he bid farewell to Lin Rugui with Cao Huazhi, Zhu Linzong, Huang Ren, etc. on the same day, and explained various matters to Qi Guoyuan, and then flew like flying Go down the mountain.