Merry Eunuch Lang

For nine days in a row, Zhao Xiaogao lost countless heroes who came to challenge him, and dozens of corpses had been taken away from the martial arts field.

The queen was happy, dismissed the eunuchs and maids, and personally poured a cup of wine for Zhao Xiaogao. Zhao Xiaogao smiled slightly, and said wildly:

"Tomorrow is the last day, and the world will be ours."

"Don't tell me that a big tiger will appear in the end and eat you!" Wang Shimei joked.

Zhao Xiaogaun drank from the wine glass, wiped his mouth, and said disapprovingly: "Don't say there are no tigers, there really is a tiger coming out, I will follow the example of Wudu head back then, throwing away the whistle stick and riding on the tiger's back On the head, beat its mouth and nose to bleed, constrict its tendons, peel its skin, and then make a tiger fur coat for your mother to wear on your body."

Queen Wang pursed her lips and said with a smile: "Even if you have filial piety, you still remember me in your heart. Don't you have fame and new love, and forget me to the country of Java. You don't care about this." You have to learn from Pan You'an, he is like a dog raised by the queen mother, and she only recognizes the queen mother."

"How could it be? I will give my whole life to you, my mother. I am also a dog raised by my mother. I can only wag my tail in front of my mother. I will never do anything like show my teeth and claws. What kind of thing is that Pan You'an?" Zhao Xiaogao hated He cursed bitterly. Whenever he mentioned the little eunuch, he couldn't help but think of the love and humiliation in the garden, so he had lingering fears and said bitterly, "Pan You'an is just luckier. How capable is he? Give me how much money?" In a few years, one day I will also ride on his head and play for two days."

Queen Wang smiled and said: "Well said, I am looking forward to this day too! Gao Er, you are so good at martial arts, why don't you compete with Pan You'an? Someday you can beat him to the ground and vent your anger for me."

Zhao Xiaogao said regretfully: "It's all a steady move by the prime minister. He was afraid that I would not be able to defeat that surnamed Pan, so he told the emperor that the generals in the court are not allowed to compete with me."

"Daddy is also very hardworking!" Wang Shimei sighed, "Daddy is always so afraid of wolves and tigers, so many good opportunities were wasted, and he just watched the little eunuch's full wings and tigers hurt people. I knew I would catch an opportunity. How could he be so embarrassing now if he was killed on a random charge?"

"That's true." Zhao Xiaogao thought for a while, and then said, "Madam, we can't wait for Pan You'an to clean us up. In my opinion, it's better to take the initiative and abolish the Queen Mother, the little eunuch's backer. If it’s gone, it will naturally be self-defeating.”

Wang Shimei said: "Haven't I never thought about it, the queen mother is in front of most of the family now, the stupid emperor is just like a puppet, the power of life and death is in the hands of Tong Biyu, father is helpless as the chief assistant, so what about us Can you beat her?"

Zhao Xiaogao pondered for a while, then patted his forehead, slammed his palm on the table and said:

"Simply don't do it, just kill that thief."

"How to kill?" the queen asked in surprise.

"At night, in the dead of night, I sneaked into the Bixia Palace and aimed a knife at her neck..."

"Oh my God! Don't speak too loudly, my dear!" Wang Shimei cried in a low voice.

"Since ancient times, those who achieve great things must be ruthless. In order to seize the throne, Emperor Sui Yang did not hesitate to kill his brother and father, bully his mother and his wife, let alone us?" Zhao Xiaogao added.

Empress Wang held her hands and stroked her face and said, "Gaoer, it seems that Daddy really saw you right. You are really ambitious, if one day Daddy's wishes come true and you are promoted one step higher, you will be the natural son-in-law. The two of us are doing things here, and let you bear the notoriety of a fake eunuch."

Zhao Xiaogao said with emotion: "If you don't want to be a eunuch, how can you see the queen empress? Xiaosheng owes his empress love and wrong love, and his benevolent minister tried his best to promote him in the court. His love is as deep as the sea, and his kindness can be recreated. In the next life, he must repay it of."

Queen Wang hurriedly stopped her and said: "You and I can't enjoy the glory and wealth in this life, so what will he do in the next life?"

Zhao Xiaogao still wanted to talk, but Wang Niangniang persuaded: "It's getting late, why don't we go to bed and go to bed, tomorrow we will have a martial arts competition in the school field, at least get through this day, after you become the admiral of the Nine Gates, it's not too late to talk about other things . Killing an old woman is a big event, and you need to inform your father beforehand."

Zhao Xiaogao stared at the snow-white skin of Queen Wang, couldn't help being distracted, and grabbed the empress's jade arm, wanting to do something wrong, the empress persuaded:

"Tomorrow's big event is important. If you keep the green hills, are you afraid that there will be no firewood? I will be yours sooner or later. What are you afraid of? Besides, I have figured it out. You men are all fools. From tomorrow onwards, I will No more blocking you, you can go with whoever you want, all the young women in the palace are like bitches in heat, no man is affectionate, it's not a solution if it goes on for a long time, maybe there will be troubles, You go!"

After hearing this, Zhao Xiaogao was overjoyed, since the empress had opened the golden mouth, he would naturally have nothing to worry about from now on, he was so happy that he almost got carried away, as if this imperial palace became Zhao Xiaogao's private inner palace in an instant.Those group of Fendai, who are as beautiful as heavenly beings but with different personalities, will all come under his lustful power and obediently let him manipulate them one day soon.The emperor is a fool, and Pan You'an regards himself as noble, so whose inner palace is it if it is not his inner palace?God, open your eyes, it turns out that the road from hell to heaven is so close, and it turns out that it is so easy and effortless for a poor boy from a poor family who has lost his name in Sunshan to reach the sky in one fell swoop.This is his fortune, and it is all God's favor and favor for him. What does it have to do with that pious Prime Minister Wang and his daughter, Queen Wang?Life is not about taking advantage of each other when dealing with people in the world. He doesn't need anyone's favor. He has his own philosophy of life and way of life.Before someone throws him out as a toilet paper, he first throws that person out as a toilet paper.

The more Zhao Xiaoan thought about it, the happier he became, and he couldn't sleep peacefully for a long time.After tossing and tossing for a long time, he finally got up while the empress was still asleep, put on his clothes and got out of bed.Soon the job of assassinating the Empress Dowager will be implemented, and he wants to take advantage of this opportunity to step on the spot and take a look at the night view of the palace by the way.

The night in the palace was deserted and silent, and there was no one in the empty courtyard.Zhao Xiaogao has been to Bixia Palace during the day, so he still knows the general route.Not long after he had just walked, he was almost at the gate of Bixia Palace, suddenly several figures surrounded him from front to back, left and right, regardless of whether it was 21 or [-], they first pushed him to the ground, and bound him upside down.Zhao Xiaogao shouted anxiously:

"I am Zhao Xiaogao, the eunuch in the Queen's Palace!"

These people dragged him into a room, and the leader asked him:

"Which Zhao Xiaogao are you?"