Merry Eunuch Lang

Zhao Xiaogao was a little puzzled at the beginning: Is there a second Zhao Xiaogao?Seeing that if you don't tell the truth, you can't pass the test. What kind of place is the harem? Outsiders can come in and walk around at will. It is also possible that these people regarded him as an assassin.Without thinking too much, Zhao Bugao hastily explained:

"I'm Zhao Xiaogao who works at the Empress's office. I'm fighting for the admiral of the Nine Gates these days. Haven't you heard?"

The leader of the night watchman asked again: "Where did you work before entering the palace?"

"Fan Wang's Mansion!" Zhao Xiaogao's real identity is the eunuch of Wang Fan's Mansion. Wang Dawei used his name, so of course he had to use his file.

"You are really that Zhao Xiaogao, look up and see who these people are?" the boss laughed.

Zhao Xiaogao looked around and didn't recognize anyone, so he shook his head inexplicably.

"We all came from the Anti-Wang Mansion, why don't we know you?" said the eunuchs who were watching the night.

Zhao Xiaogao thought to himself: This is bad, he was a fake, but he didn't expect to meet a real god this time!No wonder the empress has repeatedly told him not to let him go out of the palace at night. It turned out that she was afraid of meeting his buddies!The first time he went out at night, he ran into these guys unexpectedly. He was really a prejudiced ghost who was afraid of ghosts, and he had nothing to say.With his ability, he can fight hard and kill all this group of people, but he was unprepared for a long time ago, he didn't bring anything with him, and now he is tied up with ropes, how can he struggle?The only thing that can be done is to let others distribute it. A dead pig is not afraid of being scalded by boiling water!The trapped beast was still fighting, he was silent for a while before saying:

"I'm really a eunuch in the empress's palace. If you don't believe me, take me to the palace to confront you immediately. Zhao Xiaogao may have the same name and surname. As for the history in the anti-wang's palace, I made it up temporarily. How about it, you let me go." , After I keep the throne of Admiral of the Nine Gates tomorrow, it will definitely benefit you."

"Just kidding!" said the same leader, "Can the inner palace be as simple as you said? An unknown person who sneaks into the palace must be detained and strictly guarded. In addition, this matter must be decided upon by the chief inspector of the inner palace, Prince Pan." , my little night watch eunuch chief can't be the master of this."

Zhao Xiaogao heard it badly, he was not afraid of seeing Pan You'an, he knew that Pan You'an would not kill him right now, the problem is that there is still the last day of the martial arts competition tomorrow, and the cooked duck flew away again, what should I do?Zhao Xiaogao was thinking hard, and for a while he couldn't explain clearly to this group of dumb people with incomplete limbs. Just now he was afraid of seeing Pan You'an, but now he hoped that Pan You'an would show up immediately, even if he humiliated him, as long as tomorrow (Maybe it's today) After one pass, he successfully became the admiral of the Nine Schools, and other things are easy to talk about.Thinking of this, Zhao Xiaogao immediately lifted his spirits and said sharply:

"I don't have the time to make jokes for you. I ruined my big event. The empress is going to blame it. How many heads do you have?"

"You're right," said the boss. "Let's not talk about our brains. The key is that we eat this bowl of rice. Once the rules in the palace are broken and our jobs are smashed, where do you think we lottery people will go?" Go to eat? If there is no place to eat, what is the use of this head?"

Under the eaves of the people, he had to bow his head. A man of Zhao Xiaogao's status, the empress's favorite, and a senior member of the court who was about to leave to serve as the admiral of the Nine Gates, fell to such a state, wouldn't it be a joke to spread the word?But he couldn't tell the truth, and people didn't believe him, and he couldn't produce a valid ID. This was a difficult situation.Everyone in this room is sitting, but he is standing, and he is tied with a rope, so it is difficult to move. No matter how bad the empress's hot quilt is, it is a hundred times better than here.Just now I said that hell is near to heaven, but it turns out that heaven is not far from hell!He is not afraid of being detained, but he is afraid of delaying time. If he misses tomorrow's test, he doesn't know when he will have such an opportunity?He wanted to say something nice, but he was too short, how could he kowtow and say something nice to a group of incomplete eunuchs when he was standing on top of the queen?

"I'm in a hurry. Tonight's matter will end here. If you continue to quarrel, the empress will know, and everyone's face will be ugly." Zhao Xiaogao said, his tone was not as arrogant as before.

"Well," the chief eunuch said with a smile, "there is the easiest method, do you agree or not?"

"What method?" Zhao Xiaogao asked anxiously.

"Take off your trousers, let us see, if it's really a eunuch, no matter which palace it is from, it must be from the harem anyway. We won't make things difficult for you, you leave immediately, just pretend it's nothing, you see How about it?"

Zhao Xiaogao blushed immediately, and said sternly: "I told you, you don't dare to joke, this is a matter of life and death for you, the queen will definitely sentence you to death if she finds out!"

The boss still had the same tone, and said: "What is there to be afraid of? Everyone is all the same, and no one has seen what a eunuch is like. We are also here to maintain the safety of the entire harem. What if the queen knows? Brother Ladies, take off his pants, I will take responsibility for any accident!"

A few eunuchs came over and took off Zhao Xiaogao's pants in two or three strokes.

All the people present were stunned. They were just making a joke just now, but it seems that the joke was really big!If this person is really from the Queen's Palace, there must be a huge secret hidden in it, leaking the Queen's private affairs, and their lifespan is basically over.All the eunuchs looked at each other, not knowing what to say for a long time, Zhao Xiaogao's trousers were still open, and the thing was placed there so conspicuously that no one dared to look directly at it, as if it was a man-eating monster.All of them have had that thing before, but they have never seen such a thing since they entered the palace. Now that it is vividly displayed in front of them, they are both surprised and frightened. In their eyes, the whole world Men shouldn't have that kind of thing, only the emperor or the emperor's son deserves that kind of thing.

The boss ordered Zhao Xiaogao's trousers to be lifted up and tied him to a post.Under the sign of the boss, everyone walked out of the room and went outside to discuss countermeasures.

Someone came up with an idea and said: "Director, the only way is to kill him, strip him naked, and ruin his face, and throw him in a conspicuous place in the back garden, so that no one dares to claim it, and this case will be settled." There's no case left."

Everyone said it was a good idea, the boss nodded, gritted his teeth and said, "That's the only way to go, there is no confrontation!"