Merry Eunuch Lang

There are two reasons why the little eunuch didn't kill Zhao Xiaogao: one is that without Zhao Xiaogao, wouldn't his trip to Langdang Mountain be in vain? Speaking of?The second point is that Zhao Xiaogao is still useful for the time being, so we can't just let him die quietly like this, it's too cheap for him.

Zhao Xiaogao was untied from the rope, and turned around in front of the palace of the King of the Underworld, at least he picked another life and came back.But this person was not in good luck, the little eunuch saved him, he didn't take it seriously, and always felt that it was his own fate, it was all God's arrangement, and it had something to do with him, Pan You'an and Qiuqiu?Although he thought so in his heart, Zhao Xiaogao struggled to take a few steps forward, pretending to throw his head on the ground, and stretched his whole body, there was almost no distance between his head and the ground. Nodding or shaking his head, he chattered endlessly:

"Eunuch Pan, Master Pan, Prince Pan, you saved the life of this servant and built a seven-level pagoda. If you forget your kindness in this life, you are not a human being."

The little eunuch smiled and said: "Don't talk about the Chinese New Year. You have nothing to do here. These brothers made a mistake. Get up and go back to the palace!"

Zhao Xiaogao lay motionless on the ground, still yelling something indistinctly.

The little eunuch thought that he might have been tied up for a long time and his hands and feet were not strong enough, so he ordered:

"Come here a few brothers, carry Eunuch Zhao into my sedan chair, send the sedan chair to carry it directly to the entrance of the Central Palace, don't say anything, put Eunuch Zhao down and you will come back."

A few people went bluffing.

The little eunuch called the leader aside and said, "Tell brothers, this is the end of tonight's matter. If anyone spreads the word, I will use the head on his neck to speak."

The boss nodded hurriedly and said, "Don't worry, my lord, the brothers are all educated to keep their mouths shut, so act as if nothing happened tonight."

After a while the sedan chair returned, and the little eunuch left in the sedan chair.

The time has come, and Zhao Xiaogao arrived a little later than usual. He is dressed in the same clothes as before: wearing a silver helmet and armor, with high hair, a red tassel on the top of his head, and riding the tall red rabbit horse, holding Holding Fang Tian's painted halberd, his appearance is majestic and majestic, but his face is a little tired, and there is a little displeasure hidden between his brows.His hands and feet were not as neat as before. Although he straddled the horse and circled the arena three times, he made a few usual movements on the horse's back, which always gave people the feeling that he lacked the freedom and agility he had before.

Everyone applauded, Zhao Xiaogao was as usual, and Lang shouted:

"Your Majesty, Empress Dowager, Empress, my lords and generals, the judges and friends are laughing at you! The boy is showing his shame here, and today is exactly ten days. If no one comes to the competition, the boy will thank you, and the admiral of the nine gates will enter It's in my bag."

Li Sihai, the invigilator, then shouted loudly: "After Sishi, if there is no one to fight, then General Zhao Xiaogao is judged to be invincible in the world. According to the emperor's will, he will immediately take up the post of Admiral of the Nine Gates."

Before he finished speaking, a general rushed in at the gate of the school yard, and saw him (she) with a face as white as snow, handsome eyes, red lips and white teeth, heroic and heroic, with silver helmets and silver armor, and riding a bay red horse.The female general grabbed the horse, clasped her fists in both hands, and immediately gave a salute, saying:

"The general invites you!"

Zhao Xiaogao was stunned by the handsome hero in front of him, and couldn't help but think to himself: I've seen such a beautiful one, but never seen such a beautiful one?It's a pity that she is a capable woman. If she is a woman, if she can be caught and used overnight, her life will be worth dying for.Although I haven't lived in this world for a very long time, and I have been talking for 21 years, and I have been fooling around in the royal harem for so many days, why have I never seen such a good-looking appearance?Look at that appearance, the eyebrows are the eyebrows, the eyes are the eyes, the cheeks are pink and white, and a small attractive mouth just looks at it and makes people want to take a bite. Let which little girl enjoy it.But having said that, it depends on whether I am happy today, sir. I was so angry last night that I had nowhere to vent my anger, so I just found a vent!When the kid was memorizing, he wanted to snatch the nine admirals that the uncle was about to acquire right after his debut, so go ahead and dream!If you live to this day, even if your life expectancy is not short, the uncle will send you back to your hometown today, and be your romantic ghost in the palace of the king of hell!Zhao Xiaogao's whimsical thoughts were only a momentary thing, but that brave general was very knowledgeable, and even saluted him and said hello!Zhao Xiaogao couldn't get rid of his face, so he reluctantly returned a salute and said:

"Please."

"May I ask why you are so unhappy, General?" General Xiao asked in a delicate voice, unable to open the pot and lift the other.

"Listen to my advice, you'd better go back! I'm in a bad mood today, if I make a mistake, don't hurt your life by mistake." Zhao Xiaogao hadn't gotten out of the embarrassing circle last night, with a tired face explain.

General Xiao smiled and said: "There is no kind of general, a man should be strong. Since I have come, I need to ask for an explanation. How can I return without success like this?"

"Are you that safe?" Zhao Xiaogao said angrily.

"I dare not say whether it is safe or not. It is more glorious to die on the battlefield than on the kang!" Cao Huazhi said softly.

"That's good, I'll make it happen for you once!" After finishing speaking, Zhao Xiaogao raised his Fang Tian painting halberd.

"Wait a minute, general!" Cao Huazhi fired with a gun.

"What else?" Zhao Xiaogao shouted after reining in the horse's reins.

"I haven't asked the general's name yet." Cao Huazhi said with a smile.

"What's the use for a dying person to find out my name?" Zhao Xiaogao sneered.

"Not necessarily! If King Yan asks who sent you here, I can give you the name of the general!" Cao Huazhi said with a smile.

"Okay, then let me tell you, sir, my name is Zhao Xiaogao." Zhao Xiaogao said angrily.

"Zhao Xiaogao? Why does it sound so awkward? In the previous dynasty, there was a eunuch named Zhao Gao, and today there is another Zhao Xiaogao. Could it be that you used someone else's name?" Cao Huazhi pretended to shake his head in wonder.

"Why do you waste so much time, what good is it for you to meddle in your own business? Just now I was thinking of leaving you a way to survive, but now it seems that you are doomed!" Zhao Xiaogao was furious. All the unhappiness of yesterday was left behind.

Cao Huazhi said: "Well, since you said you are Zhao Xiaogao, I'll treat you as Zhao Xiaogao. Don't you regret not being able to find your family's old grave after you die?"

"Eat salty radish and don't worry about it!" Zhao Xiaogao had been ridiculed by this young man with the eldest daughter's appearance, and wished to eat him (her) in one bite, so he said, "People live for pleasure, and die. I don't even care about dogs, so I don't care which grave he buries? Kid, take your life!"

Cao Huazhi smiled secretly: So this man's city is nothing more than this.A few years ago, when her father was alive, she had heard from her father that all those with high martial arts skills were calm, neither angry nor annoyed, and kept hidden without revealing themselves. Looking at this person, although he looked similar to her Pan Lang, he had an imposing manner. Pai, compared to Pan Lang's attainments and self-cultivation, it is far behind.Pan Lang is a man of integrity, righteous and informal, but this Zhao Xiaogao looks like a villain, he is not a bullshit, he thought he was some kind of admiral!Seeing that the fire is almost ready, Cao Huazhi opened his posture, waved his silver spear, and like a python coming out of a hole, he stabbed straight at Zhao Xiaogao's face.