Merry Eunuch Lang

Zhao Xiaogao saw that this handsome general fired his spear quickly, as fast as lightning, when he hurriedly used his halberd to block it, the point of the spear went away from the shoulder blade.After going back and forth like this, tired of coping, he was at a disadvantage.Zhao Xiaogao thought to himself, if he goes on like this, he will definitely suffer a loss. His body has been depleted during this period of time, and he almost stayed up all night last night, so he can't fight a protracted battle, he must make a quick decision.Thinking about it this way, Zhao Xiaogao raised his supernatural power, Fang Tian drew his halberd in his hand, got off his red horse, shouted loudly, and tried his best to kill the general, what a fierce fight!

Only the sky was dim, the sun and the moon were dark, the two red horses were like two balls of fire, and the white helmets and white armor were like two ice and snow clouds and flowers, shining brightly.The horse spewed mist from its mouth, and there were continuous panting sounds from its mouth.When two kinds of weapons collide, sparks fly from time to time, and when dragons and tigers fight fiercely, they are often accompanied by thunder.There is no proof in the mouth, but there are poems to prove it: the two horses are all red, one male and one female will decide the outcome, what is the fight to the death?

There is a saying that experts look at the doorway, and laymen watch the excitement.Everywhere in the four square stands held their breaths, everyone was stunned, their bold eyes were wide open, and their backs were timidly turned away.Even children were frightened, and when they were about to cry, adults quickly covered their lips.The royal relatives, princes and adults on the main seat in the middle, who have nothing to do with themselves, some are chatting and laughing, and some are pointing.

Seeing the beauty, the little emperor couldn't help applauding and dancing from time to time.

Prime Minister Wang shook his head for a while and nodded for a while. Although the matter of a nine-door admiral is small, it affects his eager heart. Who has the military power?In the past few years, he has suffered from the rebellion of scholars and the loss of three years.You can't win the world by playing with your mouth and pen.If you want to win, you must first grasp the military power and then manage the soldiers. It took him almost his whole life to cover up such a simple truth.In this regard, he is not even as good as a fledgling hair doll. The little eunuch has not given up the military power in his hands since the day he was 15 years old when he led the army to fight. Sigh!He painstakingly searched for a good student who was excellent in literary, dance, and martial arts. Heroes don’t ask where they come from, and heroes don’t tell where they came from. At best, Liu Bang himself is just a street rogue!Who said there are no heroes in kilns?How did Han Shizhong get Liang Hongyu? Not to mention the fact that the oil seller monopolizes the oiran lady, didn't Wang Jinglong rely on Yutangchun to start his family?He thought that he had got a son-in-law who could not surpass the young eunuch, but at least he could be as beautiful as the young eunuch.Fortunately, nine days have passed, Wang Shugui lamented to himself, Cheng Yaojin appeared on the way, it seems that he is not good at it, the cooked duck is going to fly?

Cao Huazhi and Zhao Xiaogao have fought fiercely for more than 100 rounds.

The little eunuch hid nearby, and he could see the two people's back and forth, every move and every move very clearly.Although Cao Huazhi suffers from strength, her marksmanship is meticulous and her marksmanship is impenetrable, so Zhao Xiaogao can't take advantage of it at all.On the other hand, that Zhao Xiaogao, his body was exhausted by wine and sex, his good kung fu was useless, and last night he frightened the eunuchs who were watching the night to death, besides, people are ordinary people with flesh and blood, how can they have so much energy?

The two were fighting fiercely, when suddenly Zhao Xiaogao jumped out of the circle and shouted:

"Wait a minute, strong man!"

"What's the matter?" Cao Huazhi asked with a serious face.

"Soldier, please raise your hands high. Allow me to urinate once, and I will fight you again later. I was in a hurry when I went out this morning, and I drank an extra bowl of porridge, which made me urgent to urinate." Zhao Xiaogao said with Fangtian's painted halberd on his shoulder, arching his hands.

Cao Huazhi finally returned to her daughter's house, and it was inconvenient to talk about this matter. Since he said that he was going to pee, he habitually turned his head to one side.Someone nearby heard it, and shouted with an idea:

"There is no one by the wall of the south stand, so let's leave it there, it's just a matter of urinating!"

"He's an eunuch, and he doesn't have a drainage pipe, so what's the matter? Aren't you embarrassing him? You come up with some bad ideas." The insider corrected.

Zhao Xiaogao didn't really pee, he used a tactic of delaying the attack.The two fought back and forth, the young general on the opposite side, regardless of his young age, was fair and tender, but his hands and feet were exceptionally brilliant.That flower gun is like a ghost and a ghost, like a dragon playing in the water.A few times, he didn't hide quickly, and almost missed him (she) stabbing at the vital point.After a little calculation, he found an excuse for Xiaojie, and wanted to sneak attack the other party, which can be regarded as benevolence and injustice, isn't it said in the military book that soldiers never tire of deceit?This trick really worked, as soon as he talked about peeing, the young general turned his face away.Zhao Xiaogao was overjoyed, secretly steered his horse, grasped the painting halberd tightly, exerted all his strength, and suddenly rushed towards Xiaobailian.

The horse arrived quickly, and it only took a blink of an eye. Although the audience saw through Zhao Xiaogao's trick, they were all far away, and even saying hello was useless.Although the little eunuch is close at hand, he can't stop him?Gou Ri's Zhao Xiaogao's move was too vicious and ruthless, the little eunuch's mind slammed, a tragedy was about to happen, one of his wives was gone, and when he was at a loss what to do, he hurriedly closed his eyes.

Cao Huazhi found out the clues of the matter from the eyes and boos of the people in the audience, and she couldn't wait any longer. What a female general of the Cao family, she didn't pretend to think about it, but twisted her body, and flung the flower gun in her right hand back.

Strictly speaking, Fang Tian's painted halberd is not a fashionable and practical weapon, not to mention cumbersome to use, and the head of the halberd is divided into upper and lower layers, so the balance is difficult to grasp, and it will go astray if you don't pay attention.However, there were many famous warriors in ancient times who were good at using halberds, such as Lu Bu, Xue Rengui, Li Jing, Guo Ziyi, and Liangshan hero Lu Fang Guo Sheng and so on.

After Zhao Xiaogao was born as a famous general, his grandfather used a painted halberd to help the former emperor conquer the country and stabilize the world.However, his son did not live up to his expectations, and his grandson also became a monk halfway through. The Fang Tianji method of the old Wang family, which was popular all over the world, was frequently lost.Fortunately, when the building was about to collapse, Zhao Xiaogao (Wang Dawei) worked hard and worked hard for a period of time, and managed to recover the painting halberd.

Briefly speaking, when Cao Huazhi twisted her body, Zhao Xiaogao's painted halberd just passed by Cao Huazhi's abdomen. , if he tried harder, Cao Huazhi would definitely fall off his horse.However, at the same time, the tip of the spear thrown by Cao Huazhi at will hit Zhao Xiaogao's throat.Zhao Xiaogao had two options at this time. One was to tear Cao Huazhi off his horse and fall half to death, or he was stabbed in the throat by Cao Huazhi's gun.The second is to let go of the halberd and grab the tip of the gun with both hands to save his life. He chose the latter without hesitation.

The one who stole the chicken lost a lot of rice, and the battlefield changed rapidly, and the balance of victory immediately fell to Cao Huazhi's side.Fortunately, it was Zhao Xiaogao who lost the painting halberd and pushed aside Cao Huazhi's sharp spear with both hands, otherwise it would have been fatal.Cao Huazhi saw Zhao Xiaogao flustered and flustered, and calmly took Zhao Xiaogao's Fang Tian painted halberd from his gold silk belt, smiled calmly, and said:

"This general doesn't kill unarmed people, take it!"

After all, Cao Huazhi threw the halberd back to Zhao Xiaogao.

Zhao Xiaogao took the halberd and said ashamed, and the two fought again.

This time is not the same time, Zhao Xiaogao went from domineering to poor, and then reluctant to fight, he knew that his general situation was over, if he wanted to fight again, it would be futile, he lost his life in vain, where would he enjoy the glory and wealth in the rest of his life?Admirals of the Nine Gates will discuss it another day!Think about it this way, a man who knows current affairs is a hero, and a bachelor doesn't suffer from immediate losses!What can't this kind of person do?I saw him roll off the horse in a jerk, beg for mercy on the ground, kowtow like pounding garlic and say:

"Strong man, you are better than me, brother, admit defeat, today's nine-door admiral brother will be handed over to you!"

A dignified man, it is said that he is still the empress's most trusted darling, and also the coach of the harem song and dance team. If he is thrown into this role, he will lose face and it will be considered the end.

Cao Huazhi didn't expect Zhao Xiaogao to do this, and it would be inhumane to kill him again. If he knew this would be the end, why didn't he kill him with one shot?To avoid further trouble.

At this time, the surrounding stands were full of cheers, some cheered, some scolded their mother, some said they were going to kill that rambunctious eunuch, some said this and some said that, the shouts and shouts became chaotic.

Zhao Xiaogao's horse had no weight on its back, and the horse probably felt relaxed all over the place, and then stopped in front of its master's head and pissed a lot, and the wet ground suddenly steamed.

It's all up to this time and you still haven't spoken?The invigilator Li Sihai announced loudly: The group arena is over here, the ring leader Zhao Xiaogao has been defeated, and the winner is a boy with a white helmet, whose name is unknown.Hurry up and report your name, and listen to the imperial edict issued by the emperor.

Cao Huazhi stepped forward on his horse, took a few steps forward, cupped his hands and clasped his fists towards the stage and said: "That's true for Cao Anmin, a little boy!"

Only then did everyone know that the strong man fighting was called Cao Anmin.

The little emperor was enjoying watching, when a big drama came to an end quietly, he felt a little regretful, looked around, one side was the mother and the other was the daughter-in-law, according to the rules, one should listen to the mother.The Empress Dowager said:

"Your Majesty, we have an appointment in advance, and quickly announced the decree, appointing this man named Cao Anmin as the Admiral of the Nine Gates on the spot!"

Only then did the little emperor realize that it was time for him to speak.He stood up, ate for a long time, and finally read the following six words:

"I ordered Cao to be the admiral!"