Merry Eunuch Lang

Zhao Xiaogao returned to the harem in disgrace, and what greeted him was the empress's cold face and her arrogant look of indifference.Zhao Xiaogao was about to explain, but the empress motioned him to shut up, and reprimanded:

"I'm blind, how did you recruit such a waste into the palace? Apart from having something in your crotch that other eunuchs don't have, what else can you be proud of?"

Zhao Xiaogao blushed and said, "Your Majesty, listen to me."

"I heard what you said? I've seen it all. You look like that mangy dog ​​on the martial arts field. If you don't blush, I will blush for you. If you don't find a place to touch and die, why are you coming back?"

"Niang Niang, you only know one thing but not the other." Zhao Xiaogao argued.

"Why don't I know?" Wang Shimei screamed, "One is that you were defeated by others, and you knelt on the ground calling for your father and mother; No more. Is there another third? You heartless thief, do you know how easy it is for Daddy to find such a job for you? With an old face, begging for words everywhere. You are good, wipe your ass with rotten rubble, and make it A one-time deal."

"I have my unspeakable secrets, empress!" Zhao Xiaogao wanted to explain the cause of the matter, but the queen didn't let him speak, so his neck became red.

"You have an unspeakable secret?" Wang Shimei asked in surprise, "What unspeakable secret do you have?"

Zhao Xiaogao quickly took off his coat and top, and there were blood-red strangle marks on his arms and back.

"Who beat you up like this, the little boy at noon?"

Although Queen Wang said that she was acting out of anger and said some unpleasant things, but after all, it was a one-night couple and a hundred days of kindness, and her sweetheart was wronged outside, how could she be familiar with it?

"It's not him, what is he? He didn't even hurt a single hair of mine!" Even now, Zhao Xiaogao still can't forget his boast.

"It's not him, who else is so bold, dare to touch people in my palace?" Queen Wang gently caressed Zhao Xiaogao's scar, and said heartbroken.

"This is what happened last night." Zhao Xiaogao said while thinking.

"Didn't you sleep on my phoenix bed last night? Someone hurt you in your dreams?" Wang Shimei asked in surprise.

Zhao Xiaogao said eloquently: "You fell asleep last night, but I couldn't fall asleep for a long time. I thought it was the last day, so don't make any mistakes. I failed the old prime minister's kindness to me like my biological parents. I Thinking about some parts of the ancestral boxing routine that are still a bit familiar and need to be developed, so I thought of practicing martial arts in the garden, and then pondering a few important joints. Who knew that before I arrived at the Royal Garden, I saw Cong Bi A dozen or so masked men rushed out of Xia Palace and surrounded me. I was mainly unprepared, otherwise let alone ten of them, even thirty or fifty, seventy or eighty would not be my opponent! These people couldn't help but say, Three times, five divisions and two times tied me tightly."

"Don't you recognize who they are?" Queen Wang asked anxiously.

"Where can I recognize the black lights? Besides, they are all covered with black cloth." Zhao Xiaogao finally made up the story.

"Did they beat you?" Wang Shimei asked with concern.

"I didn't hit him, but they hung me from a beam for a whole night." Zhao Xiaogao's strength was lying.

Wang Shimei then asked: "Didn't you tell them that you are from my palace?"

Zhao Xiaogao replied: "I said it, can I not say it? I said at the beginning that I am the eunuch of the Zhonggong."

"Why don't you let me go after you tell me?" the empress asked.

"This group of people are so arrogant, they just keep their mouths open and shut up, and they are waiting for love, and they even threatened to take off my pants?"

"They didn't embarrass you, did they? I mean, they didn't find anything, right?" Queen Wang shuddered in her heart. After all, she had a weakness in her body, so she spoke very euphemistically, but the meaning could not have been more clear.

"That's not true." Zhao Xiaogao concealed a fact.

"That's good," Wang Shimei finally fell to the ground, and she was really worried about her reputation.After thinking about it, I asked again, "Didn't you recognize any of them?"

Zhao Xiaogao said with a mournful face: "They are all covering their faces, how can I recognize them, but there is one voice that I am most familiar with."

"Who?"

"Pan You'an!"

"As soon as I guessed, I knew it had something to do with him!" Queen Wang slapped the table and stood up.

"My lady, what are you doing?"

"The bullying has come to the head of Aijia, and it depends on the owner's face to beat the dog!"

"My lady, do you think, I have been tortured all night, can I still fight the battle during the day? I lost, but I am not convinced. If you give me another chance, that little boy is no match for me at all!" Zhao Xiao Gao said emphatically.

"I've wronged you, Gao'er. This matter can't just be dragged down like this. You wait for me in the palace. I'll go to my father immediately and see if he has any clever tricks. It's the best way to save it. If it can't be saved, it can't be cheap. That Pan You'an, anyway. It can't just end like this."

Queen Wang was impatient, and immediately left in a phoenix chariot angrily after speaking, Zhao Xiaogao finally breathed a sigh of relief: he was almost defeated in battle, frustrated in the battlefield, but happy in love, this is the greatest luck among misfortunes.If I was kicked out of the palace today, how can I get back in?

Then he thought to himself: Where did that little boy come from this afternoon? Could it be that it fell from the sky?That little boy looks so juicy, but it's a pity he's a man?How could he be a man?wrong!He is definitely not a man, I have fought face to face with him for half a day, his voice is like a silver bell, his face is like powder, his breath is like blue, and his sweat is fragrant.Although his martial arts skills are strong, his gestures show a light waist and slender arms, graceful and graceful, where he looks like a brash man with five big and three thick, it is clearly a fake.But having said that, even if he is really a woman, who would dare to take off his pants to have a look?This matter must be told to Enxiang, so that he can be mentally prepared, so as not to be fooled?Thinking about it this way, he didn't dare to neglect, ordered someone to prepare a sedan chair, and drove directly to the prime minister's mansion.

Just as Prime Minister Wang sent his daughter away, the door official said that eunuch Zhao Eunuch Zhao had something important to tell.

The two sat down, the maid brought tea, Wang Shugui comforted:

"Xiao Gao, today's matter is difficult for you. I never expected that the little eunuch would secretly use poisonous arrows to hurt people in the back before us, and let you rush into battle. It's no wonder you don't lose! You can't blame this matter, this old man is for you!" It's up to you. Don't be discouraged, there will be more opportunities for promotion in the future."

Zhao Xiaogao replied respectfully: "Thank you for your kindness and my hatred."

"Of course, the empress and I also agreed just now that this matter cannot be dismissed. When I have a chance, the emperor will definitely punish the young eunuch for stabbing someone in the back. The key problem is that we have no evidence at hand. You didn't catch one of them, and that's where the difficulty lies."

"Enxiang, I remembered what you said. One of them showed some clues. He seemed to say that they were all eunuchs from the anti-king's residence." Zhao Xiaogao said cautiously.

"If you say these words, it means you didn't say anything," Prime Minister Wang reprimanded, "There are more than 30 eunuchs sent from the palace against the palace in the harem. Is it impossible to arrest them all and ask them what happened? Besides, even though I am the chief assistant Gu Ming Minister, but the harem is beyond my reach. The harem is a forbidden palace, and I can't get in. That's why I put you there so that there will be a response when necessary. Who knows that you have been beaten by them before your feathers are fully grown. Sap, let me figure out how to take the next step."

Zhao Xiaogao repeated the old tune, and remembered his wonderful plan again, and said: "Master En, the source of all the bad things comes from that old woman. When I sneaked into the Bixia Palace that night and killed her with a knife, everything will be ruined." Are you resting?"

"You can't do it!" Prime Minister Wang shook his hand like a windmill, and stopped him, "This thing must never be done! That girl Tong is very scheming, and the little eunuch is very cunning, they must be on guard, before you come to her In front of the building, I will arrest you first. This is absolutely unacceptable. The queen empress also mentioned this to me. I have told her and told you not to make such a risky move. It will miss our time. event."

Hearing Lao Wang's words, Zhao Xiaogao knew what was at stake, and he broke out in a cold sweat, thinking to himself: Didn't he also be arrested not far from Bixia Palace last night?It seems that the fox is always slippery, if he stumbles into it, he will never know when he will die!After a little leaning, Zhao Xiaogao remembered the purpose of his trip and said:

"Enxiang, I have something to report."

"What's the matter?" Prime Minister Wang stroked his goatee.

"The person who competed with me at noon is not a man."

"How do you know?"

"I can feel it."

"You're talking nonsense!" Prime Minister Wang reprimanded, "How do you know if he's a man or a woman, and you haven't taken off his pants to verify? The spread of these words is to give people a handle, saying that you can't beat them Conversely, they falsely accuse them of being female."

"Enxiang, she is really a woman, I can use my head as a guarantee!" Zhao Xiaogao said with a vow.

"Is this true?" Wang Shugui's mind was also a little active, and he said, "If she is really a woman, she will be sent to prison for committing the crime of deceiving the emperor."

"Enxiang, when did I tell lies in front of you? That young man must be a woman. How many women have I met in my life, and in the end, I can't recognize men and women?" Zhao Xiaogao was in a hurry. Under the circumstances, he also shook out his old foundation.

"So I have a plan." Wang Shugui said after pondering for a while.

"Can Enxiang tell me a thing or two?" Zhao Xiaogao stretched out his ears humbly.

Wang Shugui said: "I'll make an arrangement right now. One or two of my eyes and ears will be placed among the servants of the new nine admirals. Within three days, the male and female will be distinguished."

"Okay, Enxiang is really a clever plan!" Zhao Xiaogao raised his thumb and said.