Merry Eunuch Lang

Prime Minister Wang racked his brains to install an insider in the new admiral's mansion. Should he send a man or a woman?If the new admiral of the Nine Gates is indeed a woman, then men will not be able to reach her.If he was a man, it would not make sense to send him a young and beautiful maid.After thinking about it and thinking about it, I didn't come up with a positive idea.In the end, he thought of the emperor, once something happened to the emperor, it became reasonable even if it was unreasonable.Let the emperor reward the new admiral with ten prostitutes, who can be servants or wives, and how to use them is all up to the parties themselves.In the harem, the daughter is in charge again, so Shimei must have a plan for how to choose the wife.

In the early morning of the next day, Wang Shugui had an introductory book and said:

"Your Majesty, congratulations to the emperor for winning another good general. General Cao Anmin, the admiral of the Nine Gates, is world-class in martial arts. He beat Zhao Xiaogao, the eunuch of the harem, to the point where he pissed off and crawled all over the ground. It's really a miracle. I also heard that the new admiral of the Nine Gates is a foreigner." Ren, it is very inconvenient for me to come to the capital, and I also have some difficulties in taking care of myself. It is better for me to grant the great kindness of the world, open up the blessed land of my ministers, and reward him with ten beauties so that he can take care of the diet and daily life of the admiral. General Cao must also I will be grateful to Zaide, keep it in my heart, and serve the royal family faithfully."

When the little emperor heard it, he felt happy. There are so many women in the palace, are they worried that they have nowhere to go?Simply give this admiral Aiqing a reward, why not be a favor and let him bend down on these women every night to beg for Doudou when he is free.The little emperor thought to himself, the strange thing is that the queen mother didn't pull the rope, and she didn't say yes or no, so why don't you just be the master for once!Ten girls are not a big deal, and the minister of compassion is also taught by the queen mother, so she declared:

"Quickly select ten beauties from the harem and send them to the nine-door admiral's mansion, hereby!"

The little eunuch stood in the third class, he couldn't help but lower his head in thought for a while, he couldn't think of what kind of trick the old thief was playing this time?Ordinarily, Huazhi is originally a daughter, and it would not be a big deal to add ten women by her side.It should be common sense to put it in other people's mouths, but after Wang Shugui's mouth, it always makes people feel nervous and suspicious.The little eunuch is hesitating, the little emperor's imperial decree has come down, even if he Pan You'an has the best ability, he will definitely not violate the holy will, so this matter has to be like this.

Wang Shugui was secretly delighted, Tong Yatou didn't get in the way this time, probably because she didn't guess his good intentions at all, or maybe she didn't even think that the little boy who was showing off his might in the school field was a fake, if she found out that this fake Nine Gates The admiral is a heroine, so there will be a good show!The Dafa of the country has never allowed females to enter the court as officials. She, Tong Biyugui, is the empress dowager, isn't she shyly hiding behind the scenes and doing secret operations?

That day Cao Huazhi straddled out of the school grounds, Hu San, Wang Xiaowu, Zhang Dandan, Zhang Facun, Hua Shixiong, Huang Ren, Zhu Linzong, Mao Xingwang, He Laowu and other brothers were already on the sidelines to catch him. They praised in unison:

"Sister-in-law is so mighty!"

Cao Huazhi suddenly blushed when she saw this large group of men calling her sister-in-law, and said with a shy smile:

"I'm a man now. Haven't you seen that I'm dressed as a martial artist? Don't call me sister-in-law. If someone listens to it, you will cause trouble for Pan Lang."

Everyone said: "You don't need to ask your sister-in-law. We and the eldest brother are brothers who have died. No one else can hear what we say here."

Only then did Cao Huazhi dispel her worries.

Some of them rode horses, others sat in sedan chairs. They all went to the hotel where Cao Huazhi was staying. They asked for a secluded guest room. Someone threw a big coin to the waiter and said:

"Don't be verbose, just serve good wine and good meat."

Not long after, the little eunuch also hurried over.Everyone praised Cao Huazhi's martial arts in unison.

The little eunuch said: "It was originally a fierce battle, but I didn't expect it to end in a hurry. It was mainly disturbed by others."

Everyone was puzzled, and said together: "How can brother say that?"

The little eunuch said that Zhao Xiaogao was detained by the eunuchs last night and almost didn't kill him.

Everyone said: "This is brother, you are meddling in your own business, so just kill that bastard."

"It's a trivial matter to kill Zhao Xiaogao. Wang Shimei will pursue it. How many eunuchs will be killed unjustly?"

Everyone thought about it, and said: "It's a pity that my sister-in-law couldn't kill that fellow today."

Cao Huazhi said: "I wanted to kill this thief, but after seeing his skinny face, I couldn't do it."

The little eunuch said: "A villain like Zhao Xiaogao, who speaks nicely, will definitely not accept it in his heart. Sooner or later, he will find something. Huazhi must take precautions early."

Cao Huazhi said, "He's attacking from behind, where can I defend?"

The little eunuch said: "Forget it, don't think about that. All in all, a good wife won an admiral and came back, it should be celebrated."

After a while, the food and wine were served, and all the brothers accompanied Cao Huazhi to drink happily.Hu San suggested that the new sister-in-law is new here, and everyone should take turns entertaining guests.

Zhu Linzong said: "I'm so happy, tomorrow I will invite my wife first."

Cao Huazhi was surprised when she heard this, and said: "Sister-in-law is just sister-in-law, why is she a teacher again?"

The little eunuch narrated this past story again.

Hu San said: "No, no, you are the youngest, and it's not your turn to speak. This place is me besides the eldest brother. I should invite you first tomorrow."

Zhu Linzong was easy to talk, and said: "You can invite you, but it's just a matter of paying two dollars. Apart from the elder brother, you have the most official position here, and you have the final say."

Cao Huazhi said: "Brothers, what kind of officials are you in the court? Tell your sister-in-law to listen to you."

The little eunuch smiled and said: "All of you here are court officials! The three Hu brothers are in charge of the Dali Temple, the Dan Dan and the fifth brother are both ministers, Lao Hua is the censor, and the rest of the brothers are all generals."

Cao Huazhi said: "Civil and military men of the Manchu Dynasty, less than half of them are here, and Huazhi has opened my eyes."

Everyone said: "Don't forget the well-digger when you drink water. It's not the big brother. How did we ever have today? Let's all dream!"

Everyone was talking and laughing, and they were so happy. This feast of wine was only eaten until the end of the day.Everyone left first, so as to leave some time for the couple to have a private conversation.Cao Huazhi looked at the little eunuch tenderly, and complained:

"Lang Jun, you just left, leaving me alone in this strange house?"

The little eunuch smiled wryly and said: "Is there any way, the official can't help himself, and he has to listen to other people's instructions when he serves other people's jobs!"

"Spoof, are you playing bureaucratic tricks on me?" Cao Huazhi said with a smile.

"It's not that I'm playing bureaucracy. I don't care if there are a lot of things behind my ass." The little eunuch frowned and said.

"Lang Jun, stay with me tonight and explain tomorrow, okay?" Cao Huazhi begged.

Cao Huazhi looked like a small bird, completely lacking the demeanor of a majestic general in the noon martial arts arena.The little eunuch's heart moved, and he couldn't bear to let go of his beloved wife's nostalgia. He became angry and said:

"Okay, I don't care if the sky is falling, I'll stay here tonight."

Cao Huazhi immediately turned from worry to joy, and said happily: "Mr. Lang, I will fetch water to wash your feet."

The little eunuch said: "Just ask Xiao Er to bring the water, why bother you?"

Cao Huazhi said stubbornly: "No, I'm going to serve you personally tonight and do my duty as a wife."

The little eunuch felt hot and said emotionally, "Zhi'er, I will never bully you in the future."

"Fool," Cao Huazhi poked the little eunuch's forehead lightly, and said with a smile, "You are such a fool, don't be in a daze, wash up and go to bed."

On that day, the emperor issued an imperial decree, sending eunuch Shangshu Zhang Dandan to bring a set of scarlet brocade Heshan gowns, a fourth-rank official hat, a gold silk jade belt, 500 taels of gold, 5000 taels of silver, and two pieces of silk and satin. Ten horses, ten females, moved to the Admiral's Mansion on an auspicious day.He also ordered the new admiral to ride a tall horse and be led by officials from the central government to parade in the streets of the capital for three days from now on.

The people in the capital, supporting the old and the young, gathered shoulder to shoulder and gathered on both sides of the road to watch the new admiral of the Nine Gates.Those who saw it said, "The new admiral looks so good-looking", and those who hadn't seen it said, "The new admiral is a star king sent by the emperor of heaven. It is a blessing to people, so you should take a look at it anyway."The whole city is very lively, just like celebrating the new year.

While the parade was going, a pawn who opened the way suddenly came to report: the front is the prime minister's mansion, and there is a signboard in front of the mansion that says "the prime minister's mansion is important, civil officials get off their sedan chairs, generals dismount from their horses, and Li people pass by with their heads bowed and arched." Ask the admiral How do adults deal with it?

The court official who opened the way that day was the fierce general Zhu Linzong. Before Admiral Cao could speak, Xiao Zhu shouted loudly:

"It doesn't matter whether he is a ball or not, when the gongs and drums are beating, and the trumpets are blowing, just go straight there, and you have to go around him three times!"

When Cao Huazhi heard that this was the mansion of the old thief Wang Shugui, he was not angry at all. He wanted to break the old thief's prestige, and ordered:

"According to General Zhu's wishes, tap and tap, amplify the movement, circle around the gate of the mansion three times before hurrying on."

Zhu Linzong was delighted to hear this, and couldn't help giving a thumbs up and praising: "Your admiral is wise!"

Wang Fu, the gate official on duty at the Prime Minister's Mansion, heard the hustle and bustle outside the gate, and ordered people to open the gate to have a look outside. Someone in the gate of the mansion had the courage to dance the Guozhuang dance in the street.Wang Fu swaggered out, pointed at Cao Huazhi and cursed:

"Dog officer, what are you? You don't get off your horse in front of the prime minister's mansion, but you still want to run around here? This is the holy order issued by the emperor himself. Don't you dare to violate the order and don't want to be ordered?"

Cao Huazhi said disdainfully: "I was ordered by the admiral to praise the officials and parade through the streets. I didn't say where I would dismount. Why are you barking like a dog?"

When did Wang Fu suffer such insults, he jumped up and scolded: "You are a small fourth grade sesame official, you dare to show your power in front of the prime minister's mansion, come on, let me drag him off the horse!"

With Wang Fu's voice, a dozen strong men suddenly jumped out of the gatehouse with a "hu la la", and rushed towards Cao Huazhi without any explanation.Before Cao Huazhi could make a move, Zhu Linzong took the first step, roared, and swung his fist and kicked his legs without any explanation, making the doormen stumble and find their teeth all over the floor.

Suddenly someone shouted: "Oh, it's terrible, Wang San was beaten to death!"