Merry Eunuch Lang

There is a saying that those who know how to beat will be beaten, and those who cannot be beaten will be beaten with a stick.Zhu Linzong was a great general in front of the battle. Although he had no experience in hundreds of battles, he had fought in thirty or fifty battles. How could he be so careless and kill him with a single punch?There is no good hand for beating people, no good words for swearing, beating a dog does not look at the face of the owner and does not talk about him. The key is that even if the people in the prime minister's house strike first, they will not beat him to death. This little general Zhu It's too reckless!

The deceased's name was Wang San, about thirty-three years old, tall and strong, and had served in the prime minister's residence for more than ten years.Generally speaking, those who sell themselves into slavery do not have their real surnames, and there is no way to check Wang San's real name, so it will be counted as Wang San.

According to the routine, one is ordered to parade through the streets to praise officials, and there is nowhere to go, and the other is a holy place granted by the emperor, where all civil and military officials have to dismount and walk past, even if there is a little friction between the two families, Pulling and tearing, tearing the clothes and hurting the flesh, or at most making panda eyes, the emperor can't solve this endless lawsuit, at most, each of them will hit [-] boards.It is a different matter when a person dies. Human life is at stake. This has been common sense since ancient times.

Prime Minister Wang had just left the imperial court, and was lying on the grand master's chair with the maids rubbing their shoulders and carrying it on their backs. He heard his servants come in and report that the new admiral of the nine gates had beaten to death the gatekeeper Wang San in the mansion.As soon as he heard that someone had been killed, he couldn't help becoming angry. A little admiral was so arrogant that he beat his doorman to death if something was wrong. Is that okay?Prime Minister Wang was surrounded by people to the field in front of the gate. He looked up and saw that the little admiral was still riding his horse without moving an inch, and a cold-eyed young general had his hands folded in front of his chest. Wang San's dead body was lying on the side of the road.Prime Minister Wang was filled with anger when he saw such a scene, but after all, he had a prime minister’s stomach who was punting a boat. He paused for a while, stroked a few sparse goatee beards, looked at Cao Huazhi and asked expressionlessly :

"Are you the newly appointed admiral Cao Mingmin?"

"It's the next official!" Cao Huazhi replied coldly as she rode on the horse without moving.

When Cao Huazhi saw this man's face, her anger rose immediately. She remembered that her parents and family members died at the hands of him. This time was not that time, she resisted not having an attack.

"Since you've reached the gate, don't dismount unless you dismount, why do you bully others and kill my doorman?" Wang Shugui said calmly.

Zhu Linzong took over the conversation and said: "I caused this incident by myself. If you need anything, you can come to me. I didn't move a finger on this man. He fell down and died by himself."

"Oh, it turned out to be General Zhu! Disrespect and disrespect. Since you said it was you, the old man might as well ask, why did he fall down and die when he was a big living person? I admire your ability, but you didn't kill him here. What a battlefield for the enemy! What my people do is absolutely wrong, I don’t care if you scold or hit me twice, but you shouldn’t beat me to death!”

Zhu Linzong's tongue is not very sharp, speaking the truth is not his strong point, he was stopped by the old thief after a few words, his face was flushed, it was the same old saying:

"Anyway, I didn't hit him. He fell to his death. Don't you believe your autopsy?"

"Of course the dead body needs to be examined." Wang Shugui said still unhurriedly, "No matter how much you argue, the dead body is clearly there, and you can't deny it if you want."

"If you want to arrest you, arrest me. This matter has nothing to do with the admiral." Zhu Linzong said broadly.

Wang Shugui said: "I'll arrest you? Although I am the chief assistant, I have never done anything that disrespects the court. Both of you are officials ordered by the court. I have no right to arrest you without permission. Let's report this matter to the Ming emperor tomorrow morning. It's not that this old man is unreasonable to let you down from the Holy One, right?"

Cao Huazhi said: "Do the autopsy first, and then enter Chaomiansheng."

Wang Shugui said: "Okay, it's up to you, a priori a priori. Come, please ask the criminal officer to send someone to the murder scene to inspect."

In less than half an hour, the criminal officer arrived in a sedan chair, sweating profusely.Lifting the criminal officer out of the sedan chair, he kowtowed to the prime minister first, and Wang Shugui said:

"Master Ti Xing, we are doing business today. My doorman was beaten to death by Lord Admiral's men, and the body is here. This is a fact for all to see. You must make a decision impartially, and you are not allowed to commit suicide!"

The criminal officer stripped off the dead man's clothes, looked up and down, back and forth, and then said:

"My, my lord, this, this..."

"Speak directly if you have something to say, don't vomit!" Wang Shugui scolded.

"My lord prime minister, this person has no external injuries. Whether there are internal injuries or not still needs to be dissected. I don't know what you mean, my lord?"

"How to check is your business, so come ask me? But," Wang Shugui pondered for a while, and then said, "Since the person is dead, is it appropriate to open the intestines?"

"I will obey your lord's orders." The criminal officer didn't stammer.

"You are the protagonist, what do you want me to say? How about this," Wang Shugui thought for a while and said, "You find someone to take this dead body away. It's up to you to use the knife or scissors. The test results must be sent before the court tomorrow morning." Now, this matter has to be spoken by the Holy Spirit.”

On the morning of the second day, Prime Minister Wang hurried out of the court to play before the little emperor said, "If there is something to do, the court will be dismissed" and said:

"Long live my emperor, Cao Anmin, the new admiral of the Nine Gates, is arrogant and arrogant. He passed by the prime minister's mansion yesterday while he was parading through the streets by praising officials. He deliberately kicked down the signboard of the emperor's seal and refused to dismount and walk. Go to stop, intending to be beaten to death by his instigation, please ask the Holy One to rule."

The stupid emperor is a difficult problem. He wanted to say "take that new admiral out and behead him", but he couldn't bear it. He just rewarded him with ten girls. He might die before eating a few of them, which is too much. It's very wrong.Don't talk, this old man is a difficult master, even the queen mother let him three points, he is even more afraid of him like a tiger.The little emperor was hesitating, and another minister, Zhang Dandan, said:

"Your Majesty, when Admiral Cao was ordered to parade through the streets to the prime minister's mansion yesterday, he failed to dismount because the horse ran too fast and could not rein in the reins. This is a fact. As for the killing of people, it is even more strange. The official inspected and found that the deceased did not have the slightest wound on his body. The old minister thought that this person must have suffered a sudden illness and died suddenly, but it is unknown."

"Then what do you mean according to Zhang Aiqing?" The little emperor and Zhang Dandan were playmates who grew up together, so they always tended to him emotionally.

"According to the minister's wishes, the judge should have the final say." Zhang Dandan said.

"Okay, I will allow you to play, and quickly announce that the criminal officer will enter the hall for questioning."

The criminal officer is small, and he is not in the third class according to the rank, so he cannot enter the court without an announcement.The criminal officer kowtowed to the little emperor eight times according to etiquette, and then said:

"Your Majesty, I cannot hear this case."