Merry Eunuch Lang

"What, what, say it again!" Wang San looked even more flustered than Cuihua.

"I mean I have a baby in my stomach." Cuihua repeated.

"How do you know?" Wang San hoped it wasn't true.

"Women don't even know this, are they still called women?" Cuihua said with a wry smile.

"What should I do?" Wang San lost his mind.

"Brother, let's run!" Cuihua asked Wang San's attitude.

"Hou Men is as deep as the sea, can we run?" After all, Wang San has been here for a long time, and he knows more about the joints in the Prime Minister's Mansion.

"Is that a dead end? I can't let go of the baby in my belly! It's our flesh and blood." Cuihua said anxiously.

"Is there any good way? If I knew there would be such a day, I might as well..." Wang San bowed his head, looking helpless.

"Wang San, do you still look like a man?" Cuihua glared at him, her expression so terrifying.

"What do you think I should do? I can't think of anything." Wang San opened his eyes wide and looked at Cuihua pitifully.

"I want you to die, do you dare?" Cuihua showed her hole card.

"Die, it's over when I die? It's okay to let me die, but I can't worry about you." Wang Sanyu said regardless of the time.

"Fool, can I let you die alone? If you want to die, we will die together. We can't be husband and wife in the underworld, and we will be a couple in the underworld." Cuihua said sadly.

"Okay! You can say how to die, I will listen to you." Wang San said with determination.

"There is no way out, but there are many ways to die. Taking medicine, hanging himself, jumping into a well, which one can't kill people?" Cuihua already had the thought of dying.

Wang San deliberately wanted to say that as long as Cuihua didn't open his mouth, who would know that the baby in his belly was his son?But he didn't want Cuihua to take the blame alone, and he couldn't open his mouth to say such things.

Cuihua seemed to see what was on his mind, and said: "Brother, it's not that I insist on pulling you to be my backing ghost. If you think that if I die inexplicably, the old thief will definitely be in full swing. I don't know how many times I will die unjustly." People! Wipe your own ass, we don't hurt others."

"Can you discuss it with Mr. Xiang, I will give him a few more kowtows, say more good things, and let him marry you to me." Wang San still didn't want to die.

"Go ahead and dream!" Cuihua gritted her teeth and said, "Is the old thief so kind-hearted? If you make his wife pregnant, can he let you go?"

"Didn't you two not worship and get married?" Wang San was puzzled.

Cuihua said: "Which of the maids and maidservants in the mansion has not been defiled by him? Who is he married to? If I tell you, you don't believe me. Go find Wang Shugui yourself. If he agrees with you and me For the marriage, I will burn high incense for him every day, and ask Buddha to bless him with a long life."

"Let me try it." Wang San said.

The next day, when Wang Shugui came back from court early, there were maids and maids who routinely squeezed the prime minister's legs, rubbed his shoulders and fed him fragrant tea.As soon as Wang San entered the study, he crawled on the ground with a "gudong", his head bumping against the floor.

"It turned out to be three, what's the matter? Have you been in the mansion for a long time? I heard that you are honest and do a good job. I just want to see the opportunity to reward you! Get up and talk slowly. Who bullied you Tell me, Master Xiang, I will make the decision for you." Wang San took a good opportunity, and Wang Shugui was in a good mood.

"I want to ask Mr. Xiang a favor." Wang San said with his forehead on the floor.

"What's the matter, tell me and I'll listen." Wang Shugui stretched out his right hand and stroked his goatee.

"I want to marry a daughter-in-law." Wang San muttered.

"It's a good thing to marry a daughter-in-law!" Wang Shugui laughed and said, "Have you got an owner? Whose girl are you looking for?"

"I want to marry Cuihua." Wang San's scalp still did not leave the ground.

"Well——" Wang Shugui pulled his face. He knew which Cuihua Wang San was talking about. He had already sold the big Cuihua to the brothel, and now there is only one Cuihua in the mansion.What a fucking strange thing happened, a stinky slave coolie actually plotted against his concubine!Wang Shugui tried his best not to get angry, and asked, "How much money do you plan to pay to marry Cuihua?"

"Master Xiang pays me three taels of silver every year, and I have never been willing to spend it. In 15 years, the total is 45 taels, and it is all for you, Master Xiang."

"For 45 taels, you just want to marry Cuihua? To tell you the truth, I bought Cuihua for 500 taels of silver. When will you make up the amount, we will discuss it later." Wang Shugui said patiently.

"It is impossible for me to have that much money in my whole life. I will honor you for the rest of my life. Is it okay to serve you as a donkey or a horse? May the Lord be kind to you. I, Wang San, will never forget your great kindness in my whole life." Wang San begged bitterly.

"Being a donkey or a horse? I have no shortage of mules or horses. Why do I use you as a donkey? Since you can't make up the amount in a lifetime, then you will be a bachelor for the rest of your life! The toad wants to eat swan meat, and the stinky coolie plots against me." This is really a rare and strange thing in the world. I warn you, Wang San, from now on, if the word Cuihua comes out of your mouth, be careful that I will break your dog leg." Wang Chengxiang finally couldn't bear it anymore, I got angry.

"Master Xiang, I..." Wang San has not changed his posture since he entered the door, his face is not clear, and the clothes on his back are soaked with sweat.

"Get out!" Prime Minister Wang was furious, and almost knocked over the cup that the maid gave him water.

The hopeless Wang San went back to the big locust tree again, but this time Cuihua did not come.He waited anxiously night after night, but he never saw Cuihua's face again.One day he was shoveling grass alone in the garden, when suddenly he saw Cuihua running up to him in a panic, handed him a medicine bag, and said:

"Brother, you take this pack of medicine, we meet in another world."

The next morning after Wang San took the medicine, he saw someone fighting at the door. He was neither helping anyone nor joining in the fun.He didn't know how senior the admiral was, and he seemed to have something to say to the new admiral, but he staggered two steps forward before falling to the ground and vomiting blood to die.

Miss Cuihua swallowed the other half of the poison as scheduled, but the strange thing is that she didn't die.After Wang San died, Wang Shugui immediately sent someone to take care of her, and she was locked in an empty room with only a wooden bed, a small stool, and nothing else.Cuihua took off her belt, stood on the plank bed, and hanged herself from the beam.

Wang Shugui and Hu San were chatting in the study when someone came to report that Miss Cuihua had hanged herself.The prime minister had a ghost in his heart, and it was inconvenient to say it clearly, so he waved his hand impatiently and said:

"Isn't it just a girl who died? What a big deal? Invite people from her mother's family and give more money. If they want the corpse, they will ask for it. You don't need to find a few people to drag it out and bury it. These things He also came to me and said, don’t you see that Master Hu and I are discussing business?” After the arrangement here, he turned to Hu San and said, “This matter is a small matter in my house, so don’t disturb Master Hu.”

Hu San smiled and said: "Master Xiang is offended by saying that. Your business is my business. Since I have caught up with you, you might as well go and have a look. I will also give you an idea when the time comes."

Wang Shugui complained secretly.