Merry Eunuch Lang

In the first few days, Wang Shugui heard someone report that Cuihua might be pregnant. The reason why he didn't do anything was because he hadn't got the evidence yet, and he didn't know who did it.He hoped that this was his seed, but the time was wrong, it was a long time ago, and it was only that one time.This girl didn't cooperate, she cried and wiped her tears, which made him very unhappy.From then on, he never thought about going to this girl's bed again.Who did it?Wang San said he wanted to marry Cuihua, and suddenly he realized that such an honest person would do such a thing, how many trustworthy people are there in Hefu?After he thought it over, he still followed the old method, put the two dogs and men into sacks, pulled them out and threw them into the river to finish the job.Before he could carry out this project, that Wang San knew what was going on, and died at the gate of the mansion first.Without thinking about it, he wanted to kill two birds with one stone, and pushed the dead body to the new admiral's people, saying that their people killed him.I thought that the clothes were perfect, and I could fish in troubled waters, but the little Ti Xing discovered the clues and decided that the person died of poisoning.He just didn't say anything, and handed over the trial right to Hu San. How could this Hu San be easy to provoke?

After Hu San inspected the scene, he returned to Prime Minister Wang's study with a smile on his face. Wang Shugui wanted to ask him how the case was going, but he knew that this person was not telling the truth, so he kept his mouth shut.Hu San said:

"My lord, I will take my leave, and I will speak in court tomorrow."

Wang Shugui panicked now, he didn't know what to say in front of his emperor, so he stood up immediately, took Hu San's sleeves with both hands, and wanted to keep him for a meal whatever he said, wanting to test his feelings in the middle of the banquet tone.

Hu San is an extremely shrewd and unrestrained person. In some aspects, his personality is similar to that of a young eunuch, but he has a poorer view of the overall situation, and sometimes he has a villainous style.For example, it is impossible for the little eunuch to do Wang Shugui's behind-the-scenes work, but Hu San can do it.When Hu San was the county magistrate in the county yamen, someone gave him the nickname "Hu Rigui" according to the homonym of his name. After hearing this, he simply changed his real name, Hu Rugui, to Hu San, and asked them to change the pronunciation again. go.Seeing that Prime Minister Wang insisted on staying, Hu Rigui thought that he would not pay for nothing, so he deliberately asked:

"Is there any wine?"

"I see you, Mr. Hu, are really good at joking. How can you eat without your wine at my house? I have 50 years old wine in my possession." Wang Shugui flattered.

"Okay, it's better to be respectful than to be obedient. I'm going to disturb the Prime Minister today." Hu San pretended to be salivating.

During the banquet, Wang Shugui said: "Master Hu, I heard that your name was Hu Rugui when you became a Jinshi. We were officials in the same dynasty. I should call Master Hu Rugui brother."

Hu San thought to himself: It seems that this old thief has noticed him a long time ago, even his old foundation is so finely tumbling.However, this time is not that time, he is not afraid of these things, now that the old thief's weakness is in his hands, how can the shit eater be fooled by the shit eater?Hu San was not modest when he heard the old thief call him so, so he replied casually:

"According to seniority, I should call the prime minister my father, why does the prime minister still call me brother?"

Wang Shugui drank a few cups of old wine, his face was slightly red, he shook his hand and said, "No matter the seniority, I only want to talk about friendship. Brother Rugui is only in his twenties, and he has done such a thing, which makes Shugui ashamed of me!"

"Brother Shugui, you are welcome," Hu San also climbed up the pole, and said with a smile, "I think you were all-powerful in the past, calling the wind and calling the rain, with a reputation and power all over the world. Now you are under one person, above ten thousand, and you are the chief assistant. , I look down on all the ministers. The boy is a mere abbot of Dali Temple, how can he be compared with the dignified Prime Minister?"

"Don't talk about that, don't talk about that, heroes don't mention the bravery of the past," Wang Shugui stopped, "Don't judge heroes by success or failure. If you use talent, meritorious deeds, and achievements, who do you think is the pillar of our dynasty?"

"Brother Shugui!" Hu San raised his thumb and waved it in front of Wang Shugui's eyes.

"I'll give you one more person, what do you think, Brother Rugui?" Wang Shugui stroked his goatee beard and smiled slightly.

"Who is Brother Shugui referring to?" Hu San deliberately pretended to be confused.

"Master Pan Youan Pan!"

"He can't do it!" Hu San shook his head like a rattle, "What great things can a young yellow-haired boy do? It's just luck. If it's about real talent and learning, he's afraid you won't be able to pick up your shoes for Brother Shugui! "

"Brother Rugui, why do you talk like that? Don't you and Mr. Pan love each other like brothers and sisters?" Wang Shugui pretended to be surprised.

"It's just a play on the spot. If you have milk, you are just a mother. I really disdain the many behaviors of the little eunuch, who is noble." After drinking a glass of wine, Hu Sanshu blushed, and spoke the truth.

"Some of this person's actions are a bit extreme." Wang Shugui wanted to test Hu San's depth, and then continued, "But he is not worthless like your brother said, right?"

"What kind of thing is Pan You'an? At best, he's just a fake eunuch. He still has the face to show off in the market. If it was someone else, he would have drowned by urinating." Hu San picked up his wine glass again.

"Don't speak loudly, don't speak loudly!" Wang Shugui didn't expect that three glasses of wine would be exchanged for such important and intimate words, so he waved his hands to persuade him because he didn't know the truth.

"Could it be that there is a little eunuch's eyes and ears in the prime minister's mansion? Or is the prime minister also afraid of him? I don't think there is any need for it!" Hu Sanmi asked with squinted eyes.

"That's not true." Wang Shugui shook his head and said, "Master Pan You'an is an important minister next to the Empress Dowager, scolding him may commit the crime of slandering the minister, so I advise brother Rugui to keep silent."

"Ball, what did I think it was?" When Hu San went to fetch the glass again, he found that the glass was empty. He put the glass on the table and said, "No more wine? Don't drink!"

Wang Shugui clapped his hands and shouted out: "Come on, serve wine to Mr. Hu!"

"Tomorrow, tomorrow morning, I will play, he Pan Youan a book..." Hu San muttered.

"Brother Rugui, what are you playing for him?" Wang Shugui didn't know if Hu San was really drunk or not.

"Let's go, sorry for the trouble, Wang, Brother Wang." Hu San stood up staggeringly.

"It's easy to say, which one of us brothers is with whom? I will often come to the mansion as a guest when I have free time." Wang Shugui saw Hu San walking, and concluded that he was very drunk.

Sitting on the sedan chair, Hu San proudly took out four wine cups from his bosom, gave one to each of the four bearers and said:

"Take it, it's all made of pure silver."

He took out another thing with him and gave it to the leader of the bearer, saying, "This pair of ivory chopsticks will be rewarded to you."