Merry Eunuch Lang

After Hu San walked for a long time, Wang Shugui hadn't fully woken up yet. Judging from Mr. Hu's tone, he seemed to be quite dissatisfied with the little eunuch.The little eunuch is arrogant, domineering, defiant, and arrogant!It will definitely offend a lot of people. Could it be that what Hu San said may be the truth when he speaks the truth after drinking?If this is the case, if he grabs a Hu San and pulls him into his arms, the little eunuch will lose half of his wings, and he will definitely be swept away by his prestige.Whether the matter is successful or not depends on what Hu San will say in the morning tomorrow. If he proposes a memorial that is beneficial to the truth this time, this favor must not be forgotten. When the time comes, let the little emperor give an imperial decree to seal the three relatives. It was also the first time for him to be a young eunuch for a first-level official position.Hearing that Hu San is lustful, he asked the emperor to choose ten women to give to him. At that point, wouldn't Hu San be grateful to him?Didn't he used to be a little eunuch?In Hu San's own words, whoever has milk is a mother, and it's still a matter of whose banner Hu San will join in the end!Also, I heard that throughout the day, the female yamen servant brought by Hu San talked to several maids and maids in his mansion, what did they say?Hey woman, what can I say?It's nothing more than being idle, Chen Guzi is rotten, what's the business?Wang Shugui thought over and over again, but he couldn't figure out what happened.There are mixed reputations, pros and cons each account for fifty, it's too early to say anything now, people's hearts are so far away!Don't let the flies land on the bullshit at that time, and you will be happy for nothing. The answer can only be revealed after the next morning's face-to-face.

As he said, just when the little emperor said in the court hall, "If there is something to play, the court will leave if there is nothing to do", Hu San, the official minister of Dali Temple, came out of the class and said:

"Chen Dali Temple Zhengqing Hu San has something to say to His Majesty, may my emperor live forever!"

"That's all," the little emperor waved his hand impatiently and said, "Stop those false things, the little ghost tells jokes to make the King of Hades happy. Don't talk about long live, how many people live a hundred years? Hu Aiqing has something to say Say, don't beat around the bush."

The little emperor has been in charge of the court for a long time, and sometimes he will perform some wonderful jokes.These few words just now were spoken in a vivid, elegant, and just right way, and they couldn't help but win the round of applause.However, this is the imperial court, whoever dares to shout loudly, applauds is just a tacit consent in the stomach.

Hu San got up from the ground, (of course he didn't dare to dig the soil) didn't look at the memorial in his hand, closed his eyes and read:

"The minister came to the prime minister's office to handle the case under the imperial decree, and he has won the attention of the prime minister. The prime minister takes care of all kinds of opportunities. In his busy schedule, he has always been by his side, answered every question, and cooperated very well. This time, the minister was able to successfully complete the task entrusted by his majesty. Most of the credit for the great responsibility of the prime minister."

Hearing this, Wang Shugui couldn't help being overjoyed, and thought to himself: If there is a family, maybe this Hu San has wholeheartedly defected to him since today.No matter how powerful Tong Yatou is, she can't help him much.

The little emperor Jinkouyu said: "Hu Aiqing briefly said, I am busy with human affairs and dog affairs, and there is a happy event in my heavenly dog ​​hall, and the old bitch is about to give birth to puppies!"

Then Hu San said again: "Prime Minister Wang's contribution is indispensable, so don't take it for granted. I hope His Majesty will forgive you."

The little emperor got angry and said: "If you don't want to talk too much, you want to talk too much! The prime minister has done a lot of credit, why don't you find more of him, so that he will not always be long-haired and short-sighted in front of me."

Wang Shugui couldn't help but give the little emperor a far-off look, and said in his heart: "This ungrateful thing, now that his wings are hardened, it's fine if his father doesn't call, but he slandered the old minister in front of these people. It really makes no sense!"

Hu San went on to say: "I think that where sugar is sweet and where salt is salty, we must start from the beginning..."

"Old Hu, didn't I tell you that I still have something to do?" The little emperor interrupted impatiently.

"This little emperor, why did you choose him in the first place? Looking at his majestic appearance, it's really hard to see. No matter how big a dog thing is, can it be bigger than a human thing? Let him finish the sentence!" Wang Shugui couldn't help him. There is only a secret anxiety in my heart.

"Two murders occurred at Prime Minister Wang's house within two days..."

"Didn't one person die? Why did it become two bloody cases?..." The hall was suddenly buzzing, and everyone was discussing and muttering in low voices.

The little emperor was puzzled, and asked: "Hu Aiqing, there was obviously one yesterday, why did you get another one after you went, could it be that you can't even count?"

"Your Majesty," Hu San replied, "It turns out there were two, and another one happened when I went yesterday."

"Alright, let's continue talking!" The little emperor said, "I'm still somewhat interested in killing people."

"Your Majesty, listen to me slowly, that Wang San was not poisoned to death by the Prime Minister the day before yesterday." Hu San said.

Wang Shugui was stunned: There is a way.

"Who was poisoned to death?" The little emperor leaned forward and asked.

"His own." Hu San said.

"What a fool!" The little emperor scolded, "It's not good to live and eat meat, but you want to die, you deserve it!"

Wang Shugui murmured in his stomach: Forget it.

"The one who died yesterday committed suicide by hanging, and it has nothing to do with the prime minister." Hu San said.

"Who is it related to?" The little emperor was very interested.

Wang Chenggui praised secretly: What a good man!

"It has nothing to do with anyone." Hu San said.

"Why do you always protect the prime minister?" The little emperor was displeased.

Hu San can be promoted!Wang Shugui was thinking about what kind of job should he give him?

"It's not that I protect the prime minister, it's because the prime minister doesn't want this woman to die either." Hu San said.

"Why?" The little emperor has been trapped by Hu San at this time, he almost forgot about his shit.

Wang Shugui muttered: Isn't this superfluous?

"Because there is a doll in her stomach." Hu San said.

"You mean?" The little emperor understood a little.

"Yes, the female yamen servants I sent found out yesterday that Prime Minister Wang slept with the dead woman. This woman disagreed, and Wang Cheng still asked for help from time to time, so people in the mansion who knew about it Quite a lot." Hu San said calmly.

"Oh, the Prime Minister also ate Doudou on this woman's stomach? It's fun!" The little emperor clapped his hands.

Prime Minister Wang barely jumped up, cursing in his heart: Damn, that meal last night was a waste of money.That is a 50-year-old wine. If I knew it, I might as well feed it to the dog!

Before Hu San could speak, the little emperor couldn't wait to ask: "Hu Aiqing, how did you end this case?"

"I think," said Hu San, "that a person cannot be brought back to life after death, and the prime minister should not be too sad."

"That's right, what Hu Aiqing said is right, let's mourn Father's Day!" The little emperor looked at Wang Shugui, who was hooking his head, and comforted him.

"This is simply the head of the donkey and the mouth of the horse! Am I hurting the heart of the bird?" Prime Minister Wang cursed in his stomach.

Wang Shugui's five internal organs were almost on fire, and his seven orifices were filled with smoke.But at this time he can't interrupt, although the little emperor is stupid, the ministers are not lacking in understanding, besides, there is an old mother fox Tong Biyu behind him.Who doesn't know this Hu San?He thought to himself, there are sores on the top of the head, pus on the soles of the feet, a person in front of him, and a ghost behind his back, it's really fucking bad!

The little emperor turned around and asked Hu San again, "According to Aiqing, how should this case be settled?"