Merry Eunuch Lang

Hu San blinked his eyes, and said solemnly: "Your Majesty, you are wise, Your Majesty, and you decide this case!"

The little emperor was happy to hear that, and he was not polite. He shook his head and said, "If I decide, I will decide. If I can't solve such a small case, I can still be the emperor here for you? The parties heard the announcement, and I will pass the decree."

Wang Shugui, Cao Huazhi, Hu San and other cadres all prostrated themselves on the ground, listening to the emperor's words.

The emperor declared: "The woman in Prime Minister Wang's house died unexpectedly. She had eaten beans with the prime minister before she was alive, and she was pregnant with the prime minister's seed. She should be treated as a first-class wife according to law. Be a companion in the underworld. From now on, the court will be suspended for three days. Civil and military officials will accompany me to the funeral at Xiangfu's house. It is inconvenient for the prime minister to come forward in such a matter. The emperor's brother Pan You'an is a capable person, so he is fully responsible for handling the funeral. , the name is Shengming Zhifu imperial envoy, Hu Aiqing and Shangshu Zhang Dandan, Wang Xiaowu assisted in the operation, of course he is the deputy imperial envoy. Cao Anmin has nothing to do with this matter, continue to be your nine admirals, Hu San has meritorious service, and his rank will be promoted To the second rank. Appreciate this!"

The whole court was in an uproar, and the Minister of Civil and Military Affairs sighed secretly: Probably this is the first important case that the little emperor personally handled after he ascended the Dragon Throne, and it was also the first time that he handled such a beautiful and capable major case.

Since it is the emperor's order to manage the funeral, of course it must be done in a big way.The chief funeral officer and the young eunuch spent a lot of money, throwing a lot of money and yellow rice on the street, and the good wine, meat and good banquet were held for three days and three nights.Luogusuona, monks and Taoists, all are invited to be the dojo.Chanting scriptures and chanting Buddha, offering salvation to the dead, the prime minister's mansion was really lively for several days.Two cypress coffins, with a thick bottom and a heavy side, are surrounded by half-foot-thick wooden boards, which cannot be lifted by humans. They are all put on eight mules and horses to go up the mountain.The cemetery was a place that Prime Minister Wang had pre-arranged for himself, so there was no need to dig a grave for him.Let's move a place for Mrs. Cuihua first, and it won't be too late for the prime minister to bury her together after a hundred years.Of course, these were all the ideas of the chief funeral officer, the eunuch, and the deputy chief mourner, Hu San, etc., and they were acting according to the order, so naturally, Prime Minister Wang had nothing to say.

The cemetery is about forty miles east of the capital. As early as ten years ago, just in case, Wang Shugui was caught off guard, and the famous yin and yang feng shui master in the capital area spent a lot of money to buy this feng shui treasure.The gossip expert surnamed Guo once predicted: Fengshui here is dangerous, it can reach the sky from above, and enter the earth from below.It's up to people to plan things, but it's up to heaven to make things happen. You can believe it or not, but you can't believe it. I advise Wang Shugui, the benefactor, to do it for himself.I'm afraid this place may not be an auspicious place, and he may not be able to use it when the time comes!At that time, Wang Shugui was relying on himself as the Minister of Gu Ming, the little emperor was in chaos, and he covered the sky with one hand, who would dare to tear off his beard?Jing planned for the good, so he didn't take the bad side to heart.After suffering such a dull loss today, Fang Xin was a very human person back then, Guo Banxian, who could predict today's events ten years ago.

The garden is built along the mountain, facing south and facing north, with excellent scenery, covering an area of ​​more than [-] mu, surrounded by brick walls and fences. The garden is full of pines, cypresses, willows and flowers in four seasons.A road, all paved with blue bricks.On both sides of the road, there are many stone men and stone horses standing, angry or happy, or galloping and standing still, in different shapes and lifelike.Walking along the road, to the front of the gentle slope, there are [-] steps built. When you climb up the steps, the high platform is as flat as water. This is the main tomb area.Prime Minister Wang's own recuperation place after a hundred years has started construction since he became prime minister. Ten years have passed, and the tomb has not yet been completed.The tomb builder was also an expert invited by Prime Minister Wang from his hometown in the south of the Yangtze River. He was afraid that the local people would be unreliable, and they would secretly do bad things by digging pits and tombs, stealing treasures, and disturbing his future peace in the underworld.No matter how great his royal official is, he is only a prime minister, no more than the emperor. Once he dies, he will be buried together with the tomb workers. Who knows those secret agencies?

Cuihua complied with the emperor's order and according to the wife's specifications, so the eunuchs and others naturally did not dare to disobey the order, so her coffin was placed on the right side of the main tomb.The prime minister's wife is still there, and the position on the left belongs to others and cannot be forcibly occupied.First come, first served is not allowed here, unless the emperor has an order, the rest will be implemented according to the old system.

The tombstone is about ten feet high and three feet wide. It is exquisite in workmanship and magnificent in scale. It is carved from white marble. The inscription reads, "The tomb of Cuihua, Mrs. x's Cuihua, ordered by the imperial court, and the tomb of the buried book boy, Wang San. Tianlong Dynasty The first assistant prime minister, Wang Shugui, knocked on his feet, on a certain day in a certain year and a certain month."The writing is neither fish nor fowl, but it is decent.Wang Shugui kowtowed to salute with all the officials. After the worship, everyone rode horses and sedan chairs and meandered down the mountain.

Wang Shugui complained day and day, naturally he couldn't resist the order, and secondly, he couldn't stop him, so he let the little eunuch and Hu San toss around.

After the funeral was over, Wang Shugui asked the accountant to report the amount, and the total cost was about one hundred thousand taels, which was almost half of his family property.Wang Shugui loves money and is ashamed, and regrets in his heart, if he had promised Cuihua to that stupid Wang San, how could there be so many nonsense today?It's all bad luck, meeting that bastard Hu San, and pushing the foolish little emperor, made him suffer such a big dumb loss.Wang San died early or late for half an hour, who would have thought that he was just in time for the admiral of the Nine Gates to praise officials parading the streets?

There is a saying that it is not a gentleman not to take revenge if you have a grudge, and if you can't breathe out, you must suffocate people to death.It's funny to think that he, a senior minister of the court, was actually teased by some brats once.The ancients said it well, shoot the horse first when shooting people, and capture the king first when capturing a thief. It is certainly best to overthrow that little eunuch to the ground, but this is too difficult.The little eunuch is now a fruit, and it is not easy to get him off his horse.What can be done at the moment is to mess with his people, killing one counts as one.

It was reported that the young eunuch often broke into the admiral's mansion and got into heated fights with the new admiral named Cao Anmin.Sometimes when it was late, the two would rest on the same bed.This is a rare thing, could it be that the little eunuch has become obsessed, preferring male sex to female sex?The daughter also found out in the palace that the little eunuch had not had much contact with the women in the palace for a long time.

Last time when the little emperor rewarded the ten maids for Cao Anmin, his daughter quietly placed two confidants in the palace.However, the work efficiency of these two is too poor, and no definite information has been sent out for a long time.Right now, it doesn't matter whether Cao Anmin is a man or a woman, the key is to find out what is his relationship with the little eunuch?If Cao Anmin really had a relationship with the little eunuch, it would definitely be another worry in his heart.

Prime Minister Wang tried his best, but he couldn't think of a good way to deal with the little eunuch.Suddenly he remembered the story of Uncle Liu Huang's three visits to Maolu, and he suddenly realized, why didn't he also invite an outsider to help him punish the little eunuch?

Don't be late, just do what you think, Wang Shugui let people go, ask around, investigate and guard against, no matter how far or short the journey is, anyone who is a high-ranking scholar, a monk or a monk who has attained the Tao is even better, or even a common man, a rascal A scoundrel, talented but not virtuous, as long as there is a plan to help him get rid of the trouble of eunuchs and chaotic palaces, he would rather burn incense and kowtow with this person, and become a friend of eight worshippers.