Merry Eunuch Lang

Prime Minister Wang hurriedly asked: "Mystery, what is the art of bewitching, so powerful?"

Guo Daocheng said with a smile: "I'm not afraid of the prime minister's jokes. My Taoism has always advocated being fair and upright. The so-called bewitchers are sorcerers! The little eunuch who sneaked into the palace with a male body is considered an evil person, so he was brought down by sorcery. It's a bit dirty, and the reputation is not very good, but it's his own fault. This is the first time since the debut of this Dao that this small technique is performed. The country will last forever, the people will live in peace and prosperity, cure the evil with the evil, eliminate the evil with the evil, if something happens, I will take care of it alone, the prime minister need not worry too much."

Wang Shugui was overjoyed, he stood up and clasped his hands together, bowed and said:

"Great Immortal, since you have such good means, why don't you get rid of that Tong girl as well!"

"Who is Tong girl?" Guo Daocheng asked.

"It's the Empress Dowager!" Wang Shugui exclaimed, "According to the old system of our dynasty, women are not allowed to enter the court, but she just sits behind the emperor's ass and dictates, disrupting the government, violating the three cardinal principles and five constant rules, three obedience and four virtues, you say such a woman Is it an evil person, should we get rid of it?"

After hearing this, Guo Daocheng didn't dare to be negligent, so he sat upright on the chair, closed his eyes to calm his nerves, rubbed the thumb of his right hand from the index finger to the little finger, and then rubbed the little finger to the index finger, repeating this over and over again, chanting words in his mouth.After a while, he opened his eyes, shook his head with a stern expression, and said:

"No, absolutely not!"

"Why not?" Prime Minister Wang wondered, and asked, "She and the little eunuch are villains on the same path. The little eunuch can be eliminated, but why can't Mrs. Tong be eliminated?"

Guo Daocheng smiled inscrutably and said: "The prime minister only knows one thing, but not the other. This is a secret that cannot be revealed. Please don't embarrass the poor."

Wang Shugui didn't dare to force him, he swallowed a mouthful of foam and said, "It's what the Immortal said, first of all, apart from this monstrous little eunuch, the affairs of the court are still in charge of the old man, and he will definitely make the royal country and society as solid as gold, and the people of Li people will enjoy peace and well-being forever. "

Guo Daocheng read: "The prime minister is the prime minister of the country, he manages all kinds of opportunities every day, and he always thinks of the Li people. It really makes the poor Dao feel ashamed."

Wang Shugui changed the subject and said, "Everything that the Immortal needs, I will send someone to do it right away."

Guo Daocheng thought about it for a while, and said: "Don't make too much ostentation, there is no need to mobilize the crowd. Just set up a quiet room for the poor. Naturally, incense and paper are indispensable. The head of the three animals is also needed. A white rooster, 49 36 catties of steamed buns, 64 [-] catties of cooked beef, [-] [-] pieces of fresh peaches, some yellow rice, a little sesame oil, a random scarecrow, pens, ink, paper and inkstones, etc. During this period, no one should linger in front of the door and make noise, especially women, the prime minister must remember."

Wang Shugui nodded in agreement, and said: "Don't worry, Daxian, you just do what you want, let alone people, even dogs dare not snort."

"Benefactor, there is one more thing to tell," Guo Daocheng ordered again, "You must keep me informed of what happened in the palace in the past few days. I wonder if there is anyone in the prime minister's harem?"

"I would like to ask Daxian Wuyou about this. The old man's daughter is the current empress, what can't she do? This old man will send someone to the palace to say hello to the empress, so that she can make preparations early."

Guo Daocheng said: "This is the best."

"I have one more thing to ask the Great Immortal." Wang Shugui hesitated to speak.

"Prime Minister, it's okay to say." Guo Daxian didn't guess what was on Lao Wang's mind.

"Excuse me, Great Immortal, how much money will this ceremony cost?" Wang Shugui did the calculations. He is currently short of money, so he has no choice but to bring his ugly words to the fore.

"At least 10 taels!" Guo Daocheng insisted.

"Why do you want so much money?" Wang Shugui's heart thumped, and he almost didn't cry out. 10 taels was almost killing him, and some of his property seemed to have to be sold.

"Pan You'an is more than ordinary people, 10 taels of silver is the cheapest way to buy his life." Guo Daxian said with a smile, "If the benefactor is inconvenient, the poor will leave immediately, and the prime minister will hire someone else."

"No, no, no," Wang Shugui stopped and said, "A mere 10 taels is not a big number in normal times, but recently... Forget it, let's not talk about that. Archmage, just do your own thing. If you don't have enough money, I will try to figure it out. I’m going to fight for everything! The country is important, what is money? Shit is not!”

"Monks don't talk about money," Guo Daoren said. "It's a bit redundant to say these words. Now that the prime minister has talked about money, I will repeat a few words. Monks don't talk about money, but monks have to eat, all day long. Years of hiding in the deep mountains and old forests to practice behind closed doors, which kind-hearted person would come up to the mountain with soup and food? After a long time, we have to go down the mountain to do some business and earn a few taels of silver. Life in the mountains Although we are poor, we don’t have wine and meat all at once. Do you need to repair the mountain gate, paint the cave mansion, and arrange the furniture, how can we get less money? We also need to pay the craftsmen’s wages, and hold Taoist activities. Worshiping ancestors, setting up altars, calling wind and rain, and so on, prime minister, you can do the math for me, if there is no turnover of a few hundred thousand taels of silver in a year, the gate of the mountain should have closed down long ago."

"That's right too." Wang Shugui said condescendingly.

Guo Daocheng went on to say: "10 taels of silver is just a drop in the bucket for you, Prime Minister, but for our mountain gate, it is a considerable income. Let me use an analogy for you, Prime Minister, who belongs to our mountain gate." Great benefactors are also big buyers, and we also like to deal with rich and powerful people like you!"

"Everything the Taoist said makes sense!" Wang Shugui nodded.

When Wang Shugui was employing people, he had to rely on them.He also thought about it, once the little eunuch dies, Mrs. Tong will have nothing to play with.At that time, he will be successful, let the little emperor come up to the Zen seat, and he will sit on the throne of the emperor in a legitimate way. He will own thousands of miles of land and mountains. Is 10 taels of silver a bird?

Guo Daxian squinted at Wang Shugui, and said eloquently: "The monks don't tell lies, they have nothing but the truth. Originally, we are also based on doing good deeds and accumulating virtue, and harming others is absolutely unacceptable. Because Prime Minister, you said something, plus it was for the sake of the people and for the sake of the country and the country, so the poor and the poor reluctantly agreed, otherwise this kind of outrageous thing will never be followed. I have finished my words, and before I can do it now, The gods and men from all walks of life have not yet been invited, and it will not be too late for the prime minister to regret it, but the poor will just get up and leave without taking any money."

Wang Shugui hurriedly made a series, shaking his hands again and again: "The great immortal is a person who has attained the Tao and became an immortal. How can he have the same knowledge as ordinary people like me? I just said that 10 taels is 10 taels. After the matter is completed, the payment will be settled immediately, and the full amount will be guaranteed." offer."

It was night, and Wang Shugui got out of his chair and sat in the middle of the yard facing the quiet room. Looking from a distance, he saw thick smoke coming out of the temporary chimney of the house, and there were faint thunder and crackling sounds from time to time. The voice came from the house.Prime Minister Wang thought to himself: This time we have invited a real god!

Three meals a day are picked up by the boy brought by Taoist Guo himself, and no one else dares to approach that hut.Prime Minister Wang wanted to take a bath, change clothes and fast for three days in the whole house. Guo Banxian said:

"There is no need for this. Our Taoist school has always advocated keeping one's body clean and not minding one's mouth. We are not very particular about food. If you have good wine and meat, you can just bring it, so that the poor Taoist can nourish his energy and do things."

The prime minister met and said, order to go down, kill pigs and sheep, and let go of an old donkey bought from the market.Day and night in the backyard, everyone’s room is full of steam, and the meat in the big pot and small pot is fragrant, and the soup is boiled, and the fragrance is overflowing.

Prime Minister Wang was extra merciful and gave the whole house a three-day holiday. The conditions were: strictly guard the gates, allow entry and no exit, meal with meat and vegetables, and activities only in the courtyard.But it is not allowed to make loud noises, walk with high feet, and light steps. Anyone who violates the law will be beaten to death with a stick.

There is one more thing at the moment, that is, the silver taels are not enough, and they have collected all the gold and silver jewelry from the wives and maids, and there is still a shortfall of more than 1 taels.Prime Minister Wang is also a face-saving person, so it is inconvenient to bargain with Guo Daxian.In the end, in desperation, Prime Minister Wang suddenly remembered that there was another treasure in his house.It doesn't sound good to say it, but the stuff is really good stuff at a fair price.This thing is nothing but a urinal.

Prime Minister Wang has been an official for many years and has made many friends. An antique dealer is a frequent visitor to his door.One day, he and the antique dealer were drinking tea in the living room, when a boy evasively walked past them with a ceramic jar in both hands.The antique dealer suddenly discovered something and shouted:

"Little doll, come here!"

Tong'er didn't dare to put the urinal in front of the guests, so she held the rim of the pot with her hands behind her back, bowed to the antique dealer, and said:

"What did grandpa order?"

"Baby, let me take a look at the pot in your hand." The merchant said.

Tong'er refused at first, fearing that the guests' eyes would be stained with filth, so he murmured:

"It's not a rare item, grandpa should not look at it!"

The master reprimanded: "Since the guest wants to see it, it's okay to let him see it."

Then Tong'er handed the urinal to the antique dealer with both hands.The businessman took a closer look, and immediately turned pale with shock:

"Oh, this is a national treasure!"

Wang Shugui smiled and said: "The butcher likes to be fat, but the students are afraid of thick books. You people in this line of work regard a broken urine jar as a treasure!"

"Brother, it's your fault. There are several types of urine jars. One depends on its workmanship, the other depends on what kind of thing it has been used by, and the third depends on its age."

Wang Shugui said disapprovingly: "According to what you say, this urinal in my family has some background? This is the year your sister-in-law got married, and her natal family escorted it over, and it has been in my house for some years."

"There is a lot of background!" The businessman said, holding the edge of the pot tightly with both hands.

"What's the background?" Wang Shugui saw the antique dealer's face, and knew it wasn't a trick.

"To tell you the truth, brother, if I tell you the origin of this pot, I'm afraid I'll scare you half to death." The antique dealer said exaggeratedly.