Merry Eunuch Lang

"Who has used it, brother, tell me quickly, don't be a fool, okay?" Wang Shugui's palms were sweating.

"Wu Zetian!" The antique dealer said three words.

"What, what? Are you talking nonsense? A generation of queens can use such a broken urinal?" Wang Shugui didn't believe it, but he couldn't believe it.

"I also have a jug like this at home. Someone offered 5 taels of silver and I couldn't give it up. I think they should be sister pots. If you don't believe me, look here." The antique dealer turned the bottom of the pot over and used it carefully. Fingernails scrape off years of rust.

Wang Shugui's eyes were acceptable, but a little bit flashy. He lowered his head and took a look: My God, as expected, he was rightly told by his friend. Four big characters could be vaguely seen on the bottom of the pot: Dazhou Imperial Kiln, with a circle in the middle and a big "zhao" inside. "The word, there is an empty space on the top, and a name on the bottom, who is not Wu Zetian's name taboo?

After the friend left, the urinal of Wang Chengxiang's family naturally became a treasure handed down from generation to generation. After washing and wiping it, it was quietly placed in the secret room, and he refused to take it out easily for anyone to see.If ordinary people have a urinal worth 5 taels of silver, they will naturally make a fortune, but it's another matter if they come from the prime minister's house.Wang Shugui is not short of money, so it is impossible to make calculations about this urinal handed down from his ancestors. Now that the situation has come to a critical point, he only wants to have a town house treasure at home.

Wang Shugui ordered the housekeeper to personally take Shao Wanqiang and ten strong men to the pawn shop as urinals.Not long after, the housekeeper sent someone back to talk to him, but the store manager only offered 5000 taels, and would not accept any more.

Wang Shugui gritted his teeth and said, "Mom, the pork is sold as tofu. Five thousand is five thousand. Don't you just wait for the money! Tell the store manager that you are not allowed to sell it, and use the money to redeem it after three months."

It is the first time in many years that the dignified Xiangguo has been stretched and empty. Is it really going to be a waste of money?Prime Minister Wang began to scold his mother, Guo Banxian, who was greedy and outspoken, the shopkeeper of the pawn shop who was rich and unkind, and Hu San, who was full of bad intentions, and finally scolded the little eunuch.The little eunuch who is about to die, let him go, and don't scold him if he has some sinful words in his mouth.

If the money is not enough, I am afraid that Guo Banxian will do things carelessly and make the little eunuch half dead. If he wakes up the next day and makes a comeback, the trouble is not on his head.Wang Chengxiang borrowed money from others and kept silent, and finally thought of his daughter.

Wang Shimei also has her difficulties, there are countless treasures in the palace, but they are all accountable, who can take them away if they want, royal things are easy to take?Empress Wang was helpless, and finally handed over a diamond chain from her natal family's dowry to her father, which was considered a prevarication.

Wang Shugui's family almost went bankrupt, and Guo Banxian used the magic power he had learned all his life. How can the little eunuch survive?

The technique of bewitching that Taoist Guo used this time is also called "the great method of seducing the soul" in metaphysics.The technique of bewitching is usually divided into three categories. One is to take the soul but not the life, which is called "soul-breaking method"; Its life is the "Dafa of seducing souls and souls", Guo Daoren used the third method this time, and it is also the most ruthless and absolute method.He wanted to kill the little eunuch in one fell swoop, so that he would never be able to turn over and reincarnate.

It stands to reason that Crazy Guo's move was too vicious, the little eunuch and him have never had any enmity, and the two of them don't offend each other, so why would he do this to others?

There is a saying that people die for money, and birds die for food.Although Taoist Guo is known as an immortal, he doesn't have the body of an immortal. He needs to eat when he eats, and dress when he gets up.How many times in his life can he be asked by the prime minister to come out of the mountain?If you can succeed this time, you will get 10 taels of vain silver, and you will be able to spend the rest of your life without going out of the mountain.Guo Daocheng pretended to be stupid, but he wasn't really stupid. Doesn't this make sense?

Furthermore, the palace is a pure place, so what is the proper way to mix in an impure person?The little eunuch rampantly ransacked the palace curtains and did evil things everywhere, mixing the blood of the royal family and messing up the spirit of the emperor.If things go on like this, the court will not court, the country will not be the country, and the law will be broken. Is it a trivial matter?

If Guo Daocheng got rid of the corrupt and depraved villains in the court, even if he used bewitching and sorcery, it was to rectify the emperor's order and do his part for the royal family. He didn't seek meritorious service.

Everything is ready, and the quiet room has already been decorated.In the middle of the wall is posted the statue of the Supreme Lord, the lower head is the gods of the gods and ancestors, and then there are various seasonal fruit offerings, the head of the three animals and so on.The surrounding walls of the house are all covered with black cloth, the gaps in the doors and windows are all airtight, and the only outlet for air is the temporarily placed chimney.

The disguise of the little eunuch is a straw scarecrow, with paper clothes and paper pants, braids on his head, and an embroidery needle pinned to his head.There is a token hanging around the neck, on which the name of "Pan You'an" and his birth date are written.There are three sharp blades inserted into the chest, and there are words written on the blades, namely: the soul-hunting knife, the soul-destroying sword, and the life-breaking blade.

Guo Daoren practiced the method three times a day. During the practice, he sat upright on the futon, burned incense and prayed, then closed his eyes, concentrated his mind and breath, and breathed through his dantian. , the other party didn't know why, and his soul came out of his shell first.

At dawn on the first day, Prime Minister Wang hurriedly sent people to the gate of the harem to spy on the news.Zhao Xiaogao caught it over there, both of them were agreed upon. They made gestures and signs to each other, and Zhao Xiaogao stuffed a ball of paper to the other party.The servant turned around and walked away, even if God didn't know it, how could the ghost notice it?When Prime Minister Wang returned home from the court at noon, someone sent the ball of paper to him. After seeing it, the old Wang was overjoyed and said to himself:

"God is helping me, Guo Daxian is well-deserved, and the little eunuch is about to die!"

The little eunuch couldn't sleep all night, first he was restless, then he was extremely thirsty, and then he got up with his clothes on and ran around the house.Cha, Zi, Yan, Hong, etc. did not dare to neglect, and hurriedly sent someone to deliver a message to the Queen Mother.The queen mother came in a hurry, and the little eunuch's sanity was not very clear.The Empress Dowager turned pale with fright, not knowing what kind of illness An'er had, she had tears in her eyes, and said in her mouth:

"My son, what's the matter with you? If something happens to you, who will you rely on as a mother in the future? Who will take care of this big mess?"

The Empress Dowager was weeping as she ordered the imperial physician to be summoned quickly. More than a dozen medical officers took turns to take the pulse, shaking their heads and not daring to prescribe the medicine.The queen mother scolded:

"Is it just the ears of deaf people who raise you idiots? If Wang'er is doing something wrong, he will definitely kill you people!"

The imperial doctors all prostrated themselves on the ground, kowtowed their heads like pounding garlic and said: "The queen mother calms down, it's not that I can't wait to see a doctor for the prince, but the disease is strange, and the pulse is messy. The prince seems to be suffering from hysteria, and it seems to be suffering Madness. From my point of view, the Empress Dowager might as well find a way to cure the disease of superstition as a disease of superstition!"

"You're talking nonsense, I'm afraid you're shirking responsibility. How can a person be crazy when he's so good?"

That being said, the Empress Dowager still secretly sent someone to the nearby temple to find an eminent monk who had attained enlightenment to come and have a look, and ask An Er what kind of disease she was suffering from?

Before the evening of that day, the little eunuch Pan Youan breathed fire from his mouth and nose, vomited blood and died.