Merry Eunuch Lang

In a fit of anger, Zhu Linzong left the harem and went straight to his official residence, gathered a few capable soldiers under his command and said:

"My master was killed by sorcery. There must be no one with such a vicious heart except Prime Minister Wang's old thief. You should watch carefully in front of the gate of his prime minister's mansion. If there is any suspicious person or strangely dressed When people like monks and Taoists go out, they will quietly follow me behind, and then report to me quickly, and there will be a big reward after it is done."

Although Zhu Linzong has a bad temper, he is extremely righteous and considerate of his subordinates. He neither bullies others nor puts on airs. Regardless of his superiority or inferiority, everyone often gathers together to drink and play, so he is respected by his servants.When Xiaobing heard this, Qi Qilian said:

"Don't worry, general, even if a sparrow flies out of the old thief's door, we will not let it go. We must follow up and attack to find their nest. Just leave this matter to us."

Zhu Linzong arranged for someone to go, he didn't dare to go back to the inner palace to guard his elder brother's spirit, for fear that the thief would escape out of the gate of the Prime Minister's mansion after his plot succeeded.What he thought was, if he caught the thief, took him to his brother's grave, cut him up as a living sacrifice, and avenged his brother's blood.Because his goal was too big, he had fought there, and most of the people in Xiangfu knew him, so they sent someone to watch the sentry, and he waited for the news at home.Once there is any trouble, he will jump on his horse and chase after it immediately. Forgive him for not growing superhuman, afraid that he will not be able to ascend to heaven and earth?

The person who inquired about the news in the prime minister's mansion got Zhao Xiaogao's note, and immediately returned to the mansion and handed it to Prime Minister Wang.After reading it, Prime Minister Wang was overjoyed, knowing that the important matter had been settled.The letter sent by the empress said that there were people coming and going in Pangong's mansion, the mansion was full of people, the old woman was crying, Zhang Dandan and Wang Xiaowu were also crying softly, and the palace maids and servants were all weeping secretly.From this point of view, the little eunuch has undoubtedly embarked on the road to hell.

Prime Minister Wang couldn't bear to knock on the door of the dark room, Guo Banxian heard the sound and cursed in the room:

"Where did you come from, dare to step into my sacred place? Blind your dog eyes, didn't you see that I was chatting with Nanhai Xianweng? If the gods and men are angry, your little life will die, and you will not retreat Down!"

Prime Minister Wang put his hot face on his cold butt, so he was not in the mood.He wanted to announce the news that "the little eunuch is dead", but he was afraid that the rules of the gods would be broken, so he said repeatedly:

"Yes, the little old man will leave now."

Because of a major incident, the morning morning has stopped.From time to time, good news came from the Queen's side. The little eunuch had been put into the coffin, the mourning hall had been prepared, there was an endless stream of mourners, and there were quite a few people in linen and filial piety. The inner palace was very lively. A big funeral is being prepared.

Wang Shugui had never been so happy in his life. He blushed excitedly and walked around here and there with his hands behind his back. He didn't take the cold reception he received from Master Guo just now at all.Demons have magic rules, Tao has Taoism, humans and gods cannot go together, he accidentally offended other people's altars, this is a layman's joke, no wonder which one.

In the evening, Dao Guo opened the darkroom and asked the children to take all the used offerings and props used in the practice, etc., to the courtyard and burn them, and then he came out to meet the prime minister.

Seeing Guo Banxian again now, Wang Shugui couldn't help raising his eyes a little: this man has boundless magic power, he can kill people, he is very human!

When Guo Daocheng came out of the dark room, he seemed to be a different person, with pale complexion, yellow teeth, disheveled hair, disheveled clothes, plus he was afraid of seeing the light when he first came out, and he even walked a little staggeringly and staggered of.

"Great Immortal, thank you for your hard work!" Wang Shugui stepped forward to meet him, and said with a smile on his face.

Guo Banxian said disapprovingly: "If you eat someone else's food, you have to do it for them. It counts his life as a little eunuch, and he lived an extra half an hour."

"Guo Daxian's mana is boundless, and the little old man is so impressed." In front of the true god, Prime Minister Wang did not dare to trust him.

"The money is ready?" Guo Daocheng was most concerned about this matter.

"Okay, okay, 10 taels is not bad!" Wang Chengxiang said flatteringly.

"Okay then, you can take care of things for me, put money in bags, and hire me some mules and old donkeys. I'll go back to the mountains overnight."

After Wang Shugui ordered to go down, he came back to persuade him to stay and said:

"Why is the Immortal so impatient, it's okay to stay for a few more days, and it's not too late to leave after the little eunuch is buried."

"Are you afraid that the little eunuch will not die?" Guo Banxian rolled his eyes upwards.

"No, no, no," Wang Shugui hurriedly explained, "The little eunuch has now been seduced by the great immortal. How can a person who has lost his soul have any reason to be reborn?"

"Let me tell you the truth," Guo Banxian shook his bag, and said in a spirited manner, "the soul of the little eunuch is stored in a small gourd in my cloth bag! If I don't untie the cloth bag for seven days, don't open it." Gourd cover, his body will definitely turn into a pool of blood. Thinking that he and I have no hatred, I will pull off the gourd cover after five or six days and leave his whole body. Kindness, you have accumulated great virtue once."

"The great mage must never, there is no need to show such kindness to a person like the little eunuch." Prime Minister Wang stopped him, "Let him turn into blood!"

"Murder is not enough to kill people, why should the prime minister kill them all like this? We monks have always advocated compassion, and this kind of idea cannot exist." Guo Daocheng said.

"It's not that I'm going to kill them all, and it's not that I'm not merciful. I want to punish the wicked and do everything to get rid of the evil. I must not be soft-hearted." Wang Chengxiang said angrily.

"I understand your feelings," Guo Banxian explained, "Since ancient times, Taoism and vulgarity have two heavens, and I will not argue with you. How much money do you get? I will do you anything. If the little eunuch lives one day, 10 taels I will return all the money to you, so you don’t have to worry about it.”

"Where am I worried about my money?" Wang Shugui said with lingering fear, "I'm afraid that if I don't die, I will be poisoned. If I live, the little eunuch, I'm afraid I won't live long."

Guo Daoren swore: "Please don't worry about this. As I said just now, his soul is stored in my gourd. Are you afraid that he will go to heaven?"

"If you set that gourd on fire, everything will be fine!" Wang Shugui pointed out.

"I can't help it!" Guo Daocheng shook his head and waved his hands, his pale face was bloodshot, and he said angrily, "The soul is not the body, how can it be burned?"

"Master, don't make fun of me. I'm an ordinary person and I don't understand these things." Wang Shugui said with an embarrassed smile.

"Let's not talk about it, it's important for me to hurry. Get me some food quickly, and finally choose some martial arts masters to give me a ride, and I will pay them."

Prime Minister Wang couldn't help but think to himself: the archmage was also afraid of meeting strong thieves on his way!They thought that he had boundless mana and could ascend to heaven and earth, but in the end he was still a mortal body.It seems that self-cultivation is an unfathomable thing to say, but in fact it is nothing more than debunked.What he regrets now is nothing but his 10 taels of silver.

Someone was waiting for Guo Daxian and his children to eat, Wang Shugui called Shao Wanqiang into the secret room to talk, and told him to find a place on the way so...

In the palace, the funeral for the young eunuch was arranged with great fanfare. On the seventh day, Empress Dowager Tong ordered people to open the coffin lid and lift the black cloth covering the little eunuch's head according to the old monk's instructions before leaving.Not long after, the little eunuch moved his body, slowly opened his eyes, let out a soft cry, and said in his mouth:

"Whoever realizes the big dream first, I know the spring breeze."