Merry Eunuch Lang

Guo Banxian left the prime minister's mansion in the evening, he didn't dare to go far, and was afraid that it would be unsafe to walk at night, so he stayed in an inn before he left the capital.Li Daocheng was also very thoughtful, he knew that the prime minister's mansion had become a dangerous place, and although the little eunuch had been put to death by him, there must be someone under him.This kind of bewitching technique he used can deceive others, but he can't deceive the Zen monk and mage of Biyun Temple. He has also heard a thing or two about the relationship between Zen monk and mage and the palace.The little eunuch must ask the imperial doctor to treat him if he has an evil disease. If the imperial doctor can't cure it, he will not stop working for the old monk named Zen monk.Once the old monk came out of the mountain, he would naturally tell the empress dowager and others what disease the young eunuch was suffering from, and the young eunuch would naturally think of the prime minister.Therefore, Guo Banxian didn't dare to delay for half an hour. As soon as the matter was settled, he left immediately. By the time the little eunuch came to his senses, he had already left the city.

Before dawn the next day, Guo Daocheng urged Tong'er, Shao Wanqiang and others to leave early. 10 taels of silver is calculated according to the old name of 16 taels, which is more than 6000 catties, which is not a small amount.Prime Minister Wang hired five mules, five horses, and twelve donkeys for him, one of which was called a donkey. The load on each animal was two to three hundred catties.He brought four children with him, plus Shao Wanqiang's bodyguard team, a total of 15 people.Guo Daocheng was riding on the donkey, and Shao Wanqiang was guarding with an ax in his hand. Naturally, he had to ride a horse, and the rest walked on foot.

After leaving the capital, Guo Daocheng no longer dared to walk at night.Traveling day and night every day, because the load is too heavy, how fast can this team go?Guo Daocheng thought to himself: According to this way of walking, it will take two or three months to go to Kongtong Mountain without talking.Rather than wasting time like this, it is better to spend a thousand taels of silver, hire some horses and vehicles, and yell at the donkey to stay, and the little donkey will be eliminated if it is too slow.At that time, Prime Minister Wang said that it would be convenient for him to change it into bank notes, but he accepted the reason, fearing that the bank notes might be fake, so he insisted on asking for cash.

Everyone hurried on, and arrived at a market town on the evening of the sixth day. The people who went to the market couldn't help but stop and look at this strange caravan, saying that they were officials, but they were dressed in gaudy clothes, saying that they were Maybe he's a businessman, but he doesn't know what kind of business he is doing.Naturally, this large group of people will live in a big store, and the posthouse is the best, so spend more money to keep safe!The small shop is not good, not to mention living in people, even horses and mules cannot be accommodated.

After dinner, Daoren Guo asked Tong'er to invite the shopkeeper out of the shop to talk in the small room.The Taoist asked:

"Shopkeeper, go straight west, is this road safe?"

The store manager is not a straightforward person, and businessmen generally recognize money but not people.When he first entered the store, the group of people, especially the old man in the road hat, tried to negotiate the price with him, saying that they only paid ten taels of silver for one night, and they would change stores if they wanted more.The owner of the store looked at the fifteen adults plus dozens of mules, horses and donkey heads, and the cost of one night was at least seven or eight taels.He wanted to refuse, but the attitude of the person who was going to leave immediately forced him to agree, earning one or two taels a night is still one or two taels, and the house is not idle, so he gritted his teeth and made the deal .The business is done, but he still has a grudge against the stinginess and ruthlessness of this group of people, and now he asks for a question, and if he doesn't pay for the travel expenses, it's still useless to talk.The shopkeeper played a trick and said:

"Guest officer, just go forward boldly. Now that the world is peaceful and prosperous, here is so far away from the capital. Where can there be strong thieves? It's hard to say the three directions of east, south, north, but west is a flat river, so it's a long way! But That being said, petty theft should be guarded against."

"Thank you for your advice," Guo Daoren said. "This is the good silver that our master and disciples spent several years collecting donations. We plan to go back to the mountain to repair the temple. The house is too dilapidated to live in. To tell you the truth, sir. It is said that there are several thousand taels! To prevent accidents, we also invited a bodyguard with a good reputation to escort him. The bodyguard named Shao who wields an ax is unrivaled in martial arts and has unstoppable courage! Ordinary thieves We don’t care either.”

"That's good, that's good, sir, you rest, I have a little matter." The owner of the shop wanted to get up and leave.

Guo Banxian took out a penny from his sleeve and said, "I don't have much with me, so the benefactor can take it for a cup of tea!"

The shopkeeper disdains it, but they don't want it intentionally, and then they think about not wanting it in vain. Flies are also meat, and you can buy two sesame cakes for a penny!Then he took it and squeezed it in the palm of his hand, without saying thanks, he turned around and left.

Guo Daocheng was relieved when he heard from the shopkeeper that the place ahead was very dangerous.Besides, I heard from Wang Xiang that his family Ding Shao Wanqiang has high martial arts skills and is not an ordinary person. Even if there are hundreds of thieves and robbers blocking the road to rob, I am afraid that he is not the opponent of General Shao.Thinking about it this way, the old Taoist's doubts disappeared, and he didn't meditate, just put his head down and fell asleep, and didn't wake up until dawn.

While the horse team was walking, they suddenly saw a mountain in front of them, the terrain was extremely dangerous, Guo Daoren and the bodyguards sent by the prime minister's mansion were all tourists from other places, so they didn't know why this mountain was.Besides, it's important for everyone to hurry, and they don't have the heart to enjoy the beautiful scenery of the famous mountain. No matter what its name is, just go there.

To put it briefly, this mountain is Langdang Mountain.Lin Rugui and Qi Guangyuan have become tailless donkeys ever since Miss Cao Huazhi went to the capital with the eunuch brother-in-law.Under normal circumstances, they know their abilities and can eat a few bowls of dry rice, so they don't go down the mountain to plunder easily.The night before, some minion soldiers came up to the mountain to report. There was a team of horses staying overnight in the town at the foot of the mountain. They looked like they were monks. A big man who looks like a bodyguard.

Together, Lin and Qi, is it a robbery or not?It stands to reason that it is not easy for a monk to earn some money. The east family asks for a penny, and the west family gives half a penny.According to Qi Guangyuan's intention, let them leave immediately. It is better for monks and Taoists to stay away. Unexpectedly, Lin Rugui said:

"Brother, how about this, let's go down the mountain tomorrow. If there are only three or five hundred taels of silver, we will let them go. If there is a thousand and twenty thousand taels of silver, we will ask him. Lu, why is there so much money? It’s not known whether it was obtained by fraud. He has money to build temples, and our brothers are starving here. It’s the same anyway. He donated it, why don’t we donate some.”

Qi Guangyuan is a muddy person, and he always listens to Lin Rugui's advice. It seems reasonable to see what he said.Before leaving, the brother-in-law of the eunuch said that his team would be classified as a part of the official army, and that the imperial rations would be delivered on time every month. He said so, and he has not seen a tael of imperial rations until now, and no brothers can sit still.just say:

"Brother, according to your words, we will go down the mountain tomorrow."

Guo Daoren watched for half an hour, but saw no movement, so he urged the following people to say:

"Hit the horse and drive the cart, put your feet on the ground neatly, and walk across this mountain quickly."

Before he had gone a few steps, there was a sudden "choke" sound of clappers, and a group of people and horses jumped out of the mountain.The first two chiefs, one black and one yellow, the black Yasai pot bottom, the yellow one resembles **.The black-faced man is holding double hammers, and the yellow-faced man is still the dog-beating stick.The big black man rode a pitch-black mule, while the thin yellow man rode a tile-gray donkey.According to the old rules, the big old black stepped back, and the thin yellow face came forward to talk:

"Old man, I have something to discuss with you." The little yellow-faced man shouted, "You are also a smart person, so let's tell the truth. Now the mountain top is in short supply of supplies, making ends meet, there are many people eating, and few earning money. Look at the two of us, as the first and second village masters, we are both dignified characters, and now we don’t even have a decent horse. How about this, we won’t make things difficult for you, and leave half of your pack, regardless of what’s in it Is it stone tiles, or scrap copper and rotten iron, counted as road money, you leave your people, and we go up to our mountain, how about it?"

When Guo Daocheng suddenly saw such a group of people coming down from the mountain, he was shocked at first. Youdao is a good man who doesn't suffer from immediate losses. He sees that there are many people on the other side, but he doesn't feel Shao Wanqiang's reality.Then he raised his palm in front of his chest and called out: "Wuliang Tianzun", and then said cautiously:

"Your Majesty is telling the truth, in fact, what is in the bag is not money, but some unidentified Taoist classics, some books, these things are not worth a penny to you laymen, but we Taoists regard them as valuable treasures If you want to lose one piece, the temple must be destroyed, and the Taoist temple will no longer exist. Since the king asked for money, the poor Taoist melted a few taels of scattered silver here, and they were broken into pieces. The total is 100 taels. Please, my lord. Take it to buy a bowl of wine for the brothers."

Qi Guangyuan grew impatient after hearing it from behind, and shouted loudly:

"Yy bastard, how can I have the time to chat with you, an old man? Just say one thing, do you want money or death?"

Guo Daocheng still wanted to speak, but Shao Wanqiang rushed over with an axe and shouted at Qi Guangyuan:

"Bold bandit, take your life, I will fight Sanbaihe with you!"

Qi Guangyuan is bold and poor in skill, with a hard mouth and a soft butt. The two hammers look like they weigh four to five hundred catties, but they are actually less than twenty or thirty catties.

After less than ten back and forth, Qi Guangyuan was timid and gradually exhausted, so anxious that he yelled:

"The wind is tight, the wind is tight, brother, retreat!"

Shao Wanqiang rolled up the mountain axe like a goddess scattered flowers, seeing that Qi Guangyuan was about to leave, how could he let him go.The big ax swung, chopping the head up and down the body, hitting mules and wounding people.Qi Guangyuan was drenched in cold sweat, panting like a cow, knowing that he had encountered a tough hand today, he was in a hurry and couldn't get away, so he kept screaming strangely.

At this moment, suddenly a small group of people arrived like flying, and the leader was also a man with two bells. Qi Guangyuan was overjoyed when he saw it, and shouted "Brother, come and save me", beat the mule, turned around and left.Shao Wanqiang also met face to face, everyone is acquaintances, Chao Lai said angrily:

"General Zhu, don't meddle in other people's business. Could it be that you and the bandits are in the same family?"

Zhu Linzong was so angry that he didn't speak, he raised his left hand hammer, Shao Wanqiang instinctively blocked it, and the axe flew eight feet away.Xiao Zhu hit the hammer again with his right hand, and even smashed the horse and man down, the horse stretched its legs, and the man didn't even have the time to roll his eyes.

Zhu Linzong didn't think it was enough, so he swung his hammer and hit the old man again.Guo Banxian was so frightened that he pissed his shit off, he jumped off the donkey, kowtowed and said:

"Grandpa hero, spare your life, all the 10 taels of silver will belong to you, and the poor will not keep a single penny!"