Merry Eunuch Lang

Zhu Linzong originally wanted to kill this evil man with a single hammer, but then he changed his mind: Brother doesn't know what's going on, let him live for a few more hours, and then kill him when he finds out.Shao Wanqiang's remaining bodyguards turned around and ran away when they saw such a vicious murderer, who dared to fight back.How could Zhu Linzong let it go? He threw the iron hammer in his left hand and knocked down two of them, and then threw out the copper hammer in his right hand to knock down two of them.The horse stepped over, stretched out its hands, and crushed one to death with one hand, while the remaining three knelt down and begged for mercy.Xiao Zhu thought to himself, let's leave them alive, and let them go.The four boys didn't want to fight back at all. When the old man kowtowed and knelt down, they were lying behind the master all the time, so they all lived in peace.

Qi Guangyuan shouted happily: "Brother, you didn't come here, I'm afraid my brother's life will be ruined by this kid today."

Zhu Linzong said: "This is not a place to talk. Please, two elder brothers, pull these packers and these birdmen to the mountain. I will take this old man with me."

A young man opened the bag and found that it was full of silver, and Mao calculated that it was about one hundred thousand taels.

Lin Rugui said: "Brother, half of the meeting is divided, how can we have the nerve to ask for so much? Besides, you should go to the mountain to live for a day and a half, and let's have a drink. The brothers hunted a lot of wild animals, so we can reward the brothers." You once."

Zhu Linzong immediately cupped his hands and said: "I can't explain a sentence or two, brother, I will not accompany you if I have something important to do, two brothers, take care, we brothers will meet later!"

His followers were about to bind Guo Banxian with ropes when Zhu Linzong suddenly remembered something and said:

"Don't let this dog Taoist play tricks on the way, search him to see if there is anything important?"

From the inside and outside of the person, he looked up and down the shift meeting, only took out a small gourd, and said:

"General, this is the only thing."

Zhu Linzong didn't even look at it, and said, "It's smashed! What good things can be found on Yaodao?"

Because of this smashing, the mystery was broken, the little eunuch Pan You'an possessed his soul, and the six gods returned to their place.This matter has been explained in the previous article, so I won’t mention it here.

At this time, Guo Banxian's life was at the top of his mind, since he had lost all 10 taels of silver, how could he care about the life and death of the little eunuch?He opened his mouth wide weeping, resigned himself to being tied up.Zhu Linzong thought it wrong, and asked Lin and Qi:

"My two elder brothers, can you find a dog to kill?"

"What's the use of brother killing a dog?" Lin Rugui was puzzled.

"It's not difficult for brothers to eat dog meat. I asked the little ones to choose a few good dogs and kill them, and send them to the brother's house another day." Qi Guangyuan said.

Zhu Linzong shook his head and said: "That's not what I mean, I'm afraid that this old dog has some tricks, and if some dog blood is poured on his head, his spells won't work."

Qi Guangyuan smiled and said: "Brother didn't say earlier, this matter is easy, after I piss on his head, even if he is a god, he will not be able to go to heaven."

After all, Qi Guangyuan approached the old Taoist, took off his pants, took out his things, and threw his head at the old Taoist.Guo Banxian is a master who has attained the Tao in the present age, and he deserves to be blamed for this kind of abuse.Don't be greedy for cheap, and don't have the heart of wrongdoing. In the end, you won't be able to harm others, but you will humiliate yourself.He is an expert, how can he not understand these principles, the key is that it is easy to talk about people, and it is another matter when it comes to his own head.

Qi Guangyuan drank alcohol the night before, was thirsty in the morning, drank a lot of tea, and held back for a long time, so his urination was extraordinarily violent.The old Taoist tossed and tossed for a long time, tired, exhausted and tense, the two nostrils were naturally not enough, how could he not open his mouth?Thereby inevitably have a small amount of urine entrance.Qi Guangyuan pissed the old man's head, face and body, and it took a long time before he lifted his pants and said to Zhu Linzong:

"Brother, let's go, don't forget to take care of our sister and husband!"

Guo Banxian's four horses were lying on their backs, and they were tied tightly.There were ready-made cars, they were randomly thrown into the car, and a few people left with whips.

When he was about to arrive in the capital, Zhu Linzong thought: where the old man should deal with it, only Hu San's place is the safest.Dali Temple is the place where the court enforces the law. Who has never been imprisoned before? Are you afraid that this old dog will run away?

Hu San heard the news and went out to meet him in person.Before Hu San could speak, Zhu Linzong hurriedly said:

"Second brother, you should get someone to imprison this monster first. If you have something to say, let's go to the mansion and talk about it."

Hu San heard that he was a demon, so naturally he couldn't forget such simple tricks as dog blood sprinklers.

Guo Banxian was imprisoned in the prison, counting it, he hadn't stained his teeth for a whole day, and he drank a lot of urine and dog blood.The only thing he regrets now is why Dangbei didn't learn the art of piercing walls from his master, so that he could avoid the disaster of being imprisoned today.What's the use of the technique of bewitching, if it won't hurt others, it will hurt yourself instead.For the current plan, there is no good way, nothing more than pretending to be crazy again.How much he longs for the comfort and tranquility in the deep mountains!Although the mountains are bitter, there is no harassment from the world, and there is a sweet and warm leisurely.Sometimes he couldn't bear the loneliness, and occasionally went down the mountain, but he never got into any serious trouble, and he could get some money back home.Only this time, he didn't know which link went wrong, and he ended up losing his personal wealth, being humiliated and humiliated.He knew that since he was plotting against other people's lives, this time he must not only suffer some prison disasters, but also his time has come.There is no regret in dying, the problem is that such a death is too worthless, the reputation is ruined, and death is an accident. The 10 taels of silver did not kill the little eunuch, but sent him to Xitian Road.

Hu San is a villain, but he is definitely not a bad person, let alone a villain.A villain has a strategy of a villain, once a bad guy falls into the hands of a villain, his bad luck will be counted.Hu San has already inquired about the general circumstances of the death of the elder brother and the eunuch, and the old abbot of Biyun Temple told the root cause.Now Zhu Linzong has captured this old demon again. He has a lot of tricks to deal with evil ways, and he knows what to do.

The little lady listened in and said that Dali Temple had shut down a demon that framed him, and she was curious to see what kind of god it was.He is still young, and his blood is still young. Although he has been tortured for a few days, the illness comes and goes quickly, and he recovers after a while.Someone moved a chair for the little eunuch to sit down, and he sat opposite to Guo Banxian.

Guo Banxian huddled in the haystack like a dog, his disheveled hair showed a pair of frightened, confused, helpless and pitiful eyes, he didn't know who the person in front of him was.He was wearing an official uniform, and he looked dignified. He spoke politely and politely, and said he was dignified.Judging from his appearance, his temperament is definitely not an ordinary person, maybe he is the judge who judged him, but he doesn't seem like a small person doing such an errand...

"Daozhang, thank you for your hard work." The little eunuch said, his attitude was very kind, even though the man in the haystack once killed him.

"Benefactor, you are..."

"I'm Pan You'an." The little eunuch announced his name.

"Ah, if I knew you were such a character, the poor would never harm you." Guo Banxian shouted.

"Why did the Taoist priest harm me?" The little eunuch asked with a calm smile, "Then what kind of person am I in your heart?"

"At that time, the poor Taoist heard a side story, saying that you are a fake eunuch who infiltrated the palace, arrogance and extravagance, troubled the court ladies, and turned the emperor's palace into a place of bliss for your debauchery, so I will kill you and do justice for the heavens. Eliminate harm for the people, although the method is not very bright." Guo Daoren said.

"What do you think of me now?" the little eunuch asked.

"When you see you now, you will know that you are majestic, righteous, dignified, and ambitious. You are definitely not a lowly person. Now it seems that it is a crime of poverty." Guo Banxian said sincerely.

The little eunuch said: "In this way, the Taoist priest is a real person. I heard that there is a Guo Banxian who knows astronomy and geography in the world, and who knows the events of 500 years before and after. Is it possible that this is your step?"

"It's just a false name!" Guo Banxian sighed, "I almost killed the pillars of the country by mistake, and fell into the disaster of loyalty and goodness. What kind of half-immortal body? I just ask the general to behead me outside the Meridian Gate and hang my head on the flagpole. Just make a warning to others.”

"Could it be that the Taoist priest is using a strategy of slowing down the army to please me?" The little eunuch asked tentatively.

"No, although Poverty Daoist has a name in vain, but when he sees and knows people, he hits every shot and never misses." Guo Daoren said with certainty.

The little eunuch said: "Since this is the case, I will tell you the truth. Loyal and treacherous officials will be judged by future generations. Although my little eunuch is a fake, I have done some disobedience in the palace and the maids, but there is one thing. I can tell you that I have never plotted against the royal family, but the people you help are thinking of usurping the throne every day. Although I have not done any major things, I have conquered the border, put down rebellions, punished corrupt officials, and so on. Tell me, am I an ungrateful person?"

"Stop talking about the benefactor, the poor Taoist has already made a mistake." Guo Banxian said with shame on his face.

"It is said in the world that you are a crazy Taoist, but I don't think you are crazy!" The little eunuch joked.

"Most of them are pretending to be crazy." Guo Daoren told the truth.

The little eunuch laughed and got up to leave, but Guo Banxian struggled to stop him and said:

"General, I have something to ask."

"Speak!"

"Is the general's surname really Pan?" Guo Banxian asked.

"Since the Taoist minister asked me, I will not hide my life experience. Let me tell you the truth, my surname is not Pan."

"now it's right."

"What did the Daoist do to you?" The little eunuch didn't understand.

"The so-called heavenly secrets cannot be revealed, so don't need to ask more questions. Everything in the world has a certain doom. The general's lucky star shines brightly, and his life should not be terminated. If the poor are self-sufficient and act against the sky, they deserve it. "

The little lady listened and didn't understand these unpredictable and profound Sanskrit words. If she wanted to ask again, she knew that there would be no results.In addition, he has never believed in gods, ghosts and celestial phenomena, and everything is fair, so he said goodbye:

"Master Daoist, I'll take a step first. The conditions here are too bad. I'll ask someone to change you to a better environment later."

"Could it be that the general won't kill me?" Guo Banxian was most concerned about this matter at this time.