Merry Eunuch Lang

There is a saying that the county magistrate is not as good as the current magistrate, and the little eunuch said that he wanted to improve Guo Daoren's living environment, so Hu San just listened to him?

The method Hu San used was still the old method of treating him in the same way. The little eunuch was poisoned for seven days and nights without water or rice on his teeth, and Hu San also starved Guo Banxian for seven days.Guo Laodao was so hungry that his head was dizzy, and there were stars in front of his eyes, and his stomach started to growl a few times, and he couldn't move it after two days.He couldn't bear it anymore, so he stood at the door of the cell and begged the jailer:

"My lord, show kindness and give me some saliva!"

The jailer said: "I want to drink water, I still have urine here, do you want to drink?"

"All right, I'll drink and I'll drink." Guo Banxian lit a fire in his throat, so he couldn't care less at this moment.

"Then open your mouth, and I'll stick it in your mouth." The jailer said it as a joke.

"Okay, I'll open my mouth and you'll bark! I'm really thirsty." Guo Banxian took it seriously.

"Forget it, let's be more reliable. Let's not do that kind of suspenseful thing like hanging a sickle on your chest! Think about it, you're so hungry, I'm still a piece of meat, who carelessly let you bite me?" Can you bear it? I haven’t married a wife yet! But please don’t tell Mr. Hu about this, otherwise my job will be ruined.”

"Don't talk, don't talk, you are such a good person. I can't repay you in this life, and I won't forget you in the next life." The old man said flatteringly.

"Ball!" the jailer scolded, "Who told you to remember that you will be in trouble for eight lifetimes. You are a vicious old man with a human face and a heart. Good end?"

"The poor have made a mistake." Guo Banxian said shamelessly.

"You are a god, you dug a hole in the wall and ran to the ball!" the jailer teased.

"Pindao has never learned the technique of piercing walls, and Pindao is by no means a god. Besides, Pindao is also a law-abiding person, and he doesn't want to run away." Guo Daoren said honestly.

"Look at your shabby look, you say you are a god, you think you are a god!" The jailer urinated into a broken bowl, handed it in, and scolded, "Drink, to tell you the truth, I This is not a child's poop, I just walked back to the kiln shop last night."

Guo Laodao couldn't be particular about it at this time, he took it with both hands and drank it down.Wiping his mouth, he said gratefully:

"Thank you, my lord! I have one more thing to ask you, my lord."

"Why are you so wordy? Tell me what you want!" the jailer snapped.

"Please tell Mr. Hu that I will die sooner or later anyway, so I ask him to show kindness and get rid of me as soon as possible. I really can't bear this kind of crime."

The jailer scolded disdainfully: "You old stinky old man who wants to make an inch of everything, what kind of character is our Lord Hu, and we just meet it casually? Aren't you able to pinch and calculate? You calculate, how did you die this time, when did you die?" Die? See if your calculations are accurate, and let Laozi open his eyes."

"Pindao can't figure it out, and there is no signature here, so how can we calculate it?" Guo Banxian muttered.

"Well, I'll give you some straw sticks, what do you think?" the jailer asked curiously.

"The straw sticks are too short and too thin. You can't write on them. It doesn't count. It's better to have bamboo slices." Guo Banxian shook his head and said.

"Where can I find bamboo pieces for you? Forget it, I won't grind my teeth with you, an old bastard." The jailer cursed, turned and left impatiently.

Lin Rugui and Qi Guangyuan happily transported 10 taels of silver up the mountain, and celebrated with wine on the same day.In the middle of drinking, I suddenly remembered that there are still seven people locked up in the prison!Qi Guangyuan said:

"Brother, let's kill a bunch of them, and keep them for food."

Lin Rugui said: "You can't kill them all, I'm afraid Brother Lin Zong will still find someone."

Qi Guangyuan said: "You are also crossing the river to touch the eggs carefully. The Lin Zong brothers are not sure to come here for three or two years! Let's make an exception. The four little veterans were released, and the three bodyguards were killed. What do you think?" Lin Rugui shook his head and said, "No, why don't we vulgar people also do fine work and interrogate those people to see what their origins are?"

Qi Guangyuan nodded and said, "Brother still has the foresight. He does what he says, and we will interrogate him right away. If we understand the question, we will kill those who should be killed, and let those who should be released, so that we don't have to stay here for idle food."

After a while, seven people were escorted separately.Qi Guangyuan rolled his eyes and Ren'er asked the three bodyguards:

"Say, why are you guarding the old man?"

"Your Majesty, you old man should kill us all! Anyway, we are going to die anyway, and it is better to die under your grandfather's hands. There is an unwritten rule in our escort business. If the escort is there, the escort is dead. Now the money is lost. Yes, we are not dead when we go back."

After the escort was taken down, he asked four more Taoist boys, and one boy said:

"Grandpa, please forgive me. The money belongs to you. Let us go down the mountain! After we go back, we will chant sutras for you every day. May the heavens bless you."

"Ball! Do thieves still believe in that thing? Tell me, where did the money come from? If you tell the truth, I will spare you."

"It was donated by a big family in the capital." Xiao Daotong naturally dared not tell the truth.

"Why did our brother arrest your leader again?" Lin Rugui was more careful.

"To be honest, it's our master's fault. Last night, we had a quarrel with that hero about staying in the hotel. The two families were fighting for the room. The hero refused to let us. It was because our master gave us 100 taels of silver more. That's why I forcibly stayed in the upper house, and that's why I offended that hero."

After hearing this, Qi Guangyuan smiled and said, "Brother Zhu is too narrow-minded to make such a big fuss."

The two bowed their heads together and said, "Let's let it all go. It's always been a mountain rule that you don't want your life if you want money."

The seven people each received five taels of silver as travel expenses, and then rushed down the mountain with their heads in their arms.

Just because Lin and Qi let the seven people go, something happened again, this is a later story, which will be explained later.

One day, the jailer brought a bowl of soup with some noodles in it, opened the door and handed it in, saying:

"Eat, let's eat. Our Lord Hu is afraid that you will starve to death, so let me bring you a bowl of rice."

The smell in the room was really stinking, and it choked the nose. The jailer hurriedly turned around and closed the door, and fled out as if hiding from a ghost.

As soon as the jailer went out, someone came over with a bottle of wine in his right hand and a bag of wine in his left hand and said:

"Brother, I'm fine tonight, let's drink a pot!"

The jailer looked behind him and said, "Drink as long as you want, anyway, this half-dead old man can't escape."

After a while, there was a thunderous snoring sound outside. After eating a bowl of noodles, Guo Banxian regained some energy. He got up and looked outside. It turned out that the two drunkards were already drunk.He pulled the cell door, but it was unlocked!Guo Banxian suddenly realized that his life should not be terminated. If he doesn't leave now, when will he wait?He gently opened the door, took off the clothes of one of the jailers and put them on himself indiscriminately, and walked out with a jolt.After finally touching the gate, the gatekeeper was already asleep, and a voice came from inside saying:

"You still have to go out so late, what's the matter?"

Guo Banxian suppressed his voice and said: "Master Hu wants me to do something for him, and I'll be back in a while."

"Well, you can just close the door, so I won't have to open and close the door again."

Guo Banxian walked out of Dali Temple and walked more than half a mile. It was estimated that there would be no danger, so he touched his head, said "Wuliang Tianzun", raised his hand and said:

"This life has finally been picked up again."