Merry Eunuch Lang

I have already mentioned Hu San's character in the previous chapter, so I won't repeat it here.Hu San is as shrewd as he regards the little eunuch as his own brother, how could he carelessly let Guo Banxian go and wait for him to recover before suddenly turning around and biting him?

Guo Banxian does not lack sleep, the only thing he wants to do is to have a big meal, but where can he find food in the middle of the night?Not to mention that he is penniless, even if he is rich, no one gets up in the middle of the night to cook meat and stew for him.Looking around, the capital is so huge that it is boundless, and the houses are densely covered, but there is no place for others to live?And he didn't dare to stay here for a long time, once Dali Temple found him escaped from prison, they would definitely send heavy troops to hunt him down.Therefore, he had to leave the capital before dawn, find a hidden place to hide for a few days, and return to his hometown of Kongtong when the weather calmed down.At first he thought about going to Prime Minister Wang's house to avoid the limelight, but then he thought it was not appropriate.He took away Wang Shugui's 10 taels of silver, but the little eunuch lived in the world unscathed. He still has the face to be a VIP in the prime minister's mansion?Didn't Prime Minister Wang skin him alive?

The so-called killer pays with his life, and the borrower pays back the money. This has always been the case from generation to generation.He murdered a young eunuch, although the person did not die, it was not because his knife was unhappy, but because of another reason.His people came to the door to take all the other people's stolen goods, and he had nothing to say if he wanted to kill him or leave him alone.Who told them to employ people improperly? Two drunkards made mistakes and let him take advantage of the loopholes and escape. This is also the heaven's protection of his fate. Forget it, he can't afford any favors.

After all, Guo Banxian was a person who had been starving for a few days. His walking posture was ugly, and he couldn't move.Looking back again, he didn't see any soldiers chasing after him, and he felt relieved.His old nest is in the west, and the last time he was killed and captured was also in the northwest.This time he was more careful, neither going south nor north, let alone going west, he chose to go east.The military book says: Soldiers never tire of cheating, pointing east and attacking west, let that Dali Temple Zhengqing named Hu San lead people and horses to the west to chase after him!

There was a brook beside the road, Guo Banxian lay down and drank his fill.Then he took off the jailer's clothes and resumed his original Taoist robe and uniform, but unfortunately he lost his hat, otherwise he would still be a monk with a dignified appearance.Guo Banxian drank a full stomach, and his mood improved a lot compared to before.He wandered by the creek for half an hour, washed his face and feet, stroked his messy hair, re-groomed, and finally left the creek reluctantly.

The first problem to be solved next is hunger, because the mountain road is deserted, not to mention that there are no pedestrians on the road.After walking a few more steps, he found a pine forest in front of him. At the end of the pine forest, there was a small earthen house looming, with wisps of smoke still rising from the small roof.Guo Banxian was happy to finally find a place with people. Since there are people, there must be food. At least let people donate half a bowl of leftover rice and a steamed bun, so that they can go on their way after eating.He has already decided not to travel west for the time being, but to wander around for a year or so before discussing the next step.Taoist Youfang is his home all over the world. With his good magic power, he is good at making divinations and drawing lots. Where can't he get a job?

When I got closer, I found that there was a tomb forest in the pine forest, with towering tombstones and dense mounds.Two crows were busy building their nests on the treetop, and several goshawks were circling back and forth in the blue sky.The mountains and fields were silent, and the forest of steles was dense, and he felt a sweat in his hands.

He boldly knocked on the door, and when the door opened, three monks dressed as Taoists walked out of the hut. Guo Banxian was very happy to meet fellow Taoists here.So he held it up with one hand, put his five fingers together, and said: "Five Quantities Heavenly Venerable".

Although the three people on the opposite side looked like Taoists in their attire, their gestures were not flattering.One of them is probably the leader of the Taoist priest, he is only in his twenties, he is neither fat nor thin, and his face is neither ugly nor handsome.His facial features looked okay, but why was there such an unrestrained arrogance and sourness in his face?The two Taoist boys said that Tong was too reluctant, and said that no one dared to accept disciples, not to mention that he was tall and rough, and his clothes were not very decent. No need to look at them, they were two nondescript characters.The leading Taoist made a wild jest and said:

"The old man invites you."

What is this nonsense?Guo Banxian has been with Taoist priests all his life, and he has seen countless peers, but he has never seen such a monk who treats people like this.But right now there is someone who is always with him, so he couldn't care less, so he saluted and said:

"Dare to ask brother, why did you come here?"

The Taoist leader said: "I had a dream the day before yesterday, and God asked me to meet a friend here. So I came here early yesterday afternoon, and stayed overnight in the small broken house of the grave watcher. Tell me, old Taoist, I Is this man a believer?"

What nonsense!Where can a dream be taken so seriously?What a fool's dream.Although Guo Banxian thought so in his heart, he said:

"Brother Dao came here to meet friends according to the map, and he is really a pious monk who knows righteousness. Now that the poor Taoist has gone in the wrong direction and strayed into the mountains, it is a great fortune to meet Brother Dao. If there is any food to bring, donate to me indiscriminately, the poor are really hungry."

"Yes, since you are here to meet friends, is there any reason not to bring food?" The Taoist greeted back, and in an instant a table was set up in front of the hut for a feast.

Guo Banxian was hungry, seeing such a sumptuous delicacy, he couldn't control it immediately, so he picked a few pieces of fat meat and stuffed it into his mouth.

The two strong men took turns serving the cups, and Guo Banxian would not refuse anyone who came, and devoured it like a storm. Seeing that he ate more than half of the dishes on the table, he also drank a lot of wine.

The Taoist priest on the opposite side said with a smile: "The old way is slow to use, don't worry, there is enough wine and meat."

Guo Banxian smiled back in embarrassment, and said with shame on his face, "I laugh at you when you laugh at me."

"The Great Immortal is an expert in the world. He knows the secrets of heaven, he is familiar with geography, and he can know the events of a hundred years ago. How do you know who is sitting opposite you?" said the Taoist opposite.

"Who are you?" Guo Banxian threw a gnawed bone to the ground.

"Although Xiaodao's knowledge is not deep, I have already figured out who you are?" The man still had a smile on his face, and his expression was adorable.

"Who am I?" Guo Banxian grabbed the nth bone again.

The Taoist said, "You are the famous Guo Banxian and Guo Daocheng. Am I right?"

Guo Banxian immediately woke up and asked anxiously, "How did you know?"

The Taoist said: "I can pinch and count!"

Guo Banxian disdainful, said: "Fellow Daoist, you really know how to joke. Although I, Guo Banxian, have some reputation in Jianghu, it's just a false name. Dare I ask brother Gao's surname, which temple is in charge?"

"I'm a Taoist who doesn't stop watching, but I just stay in the temple?" the Taoist said.

"In the temple, it's a new thing for Taoists to live in the temple. What kind of temple do you work in?"

"Dali Temple!" There was a sneer on the corner of the Taoist's mouth.

"Dali Temple is where the government handles cases. How can there be monks and Taoists? Could it be a Taoist brother..." Guo Banxian caught the eyes of the Taoist opposite.

"I'm Hu San, have you heard of it?" Hu San said half-jokingly and half-seriously.

"Hu, Master Hu, you can kill if you want, why do you make fun of Yu Pindao like this?" Guo Banxian became calm instead, he wanted to stand up but couldn't.

"Why should I kill you? No monk will ever die under my sword." Hu San said.

"You, how do you want to deal with me?" Guo Banxian asked unwillingly.

"I don't need to deal with it, you have already dealt with yourself." Hu San laughed.

"Could it be that you poisoned the food and drink?" Guo Banxian asked.

Hu San laughed and said: "If you eat, I will eat, and if you drink, I will drink too. Could it be that I am buried with you?"

Guo Banxian was still puzzled and asked, "Why?"

Hu San said: "I used to think you were a good man, but now it seems that you are not a bullshit. My elder brother Pan You'an is a man of justice, loyal to the royal family, how many times he fought on the battlefield, devoted his heart and soul, even if he is a fake eunuch, he did it. The emperor's wives, what a big deal! The emperor wanted to cast lots for others, but unexpectedly turned himself into a useless person. Dare to kill him by bewitching people? You think, once Pan You'an is killed by you, the old thief Wang Shugui will definitely deceive the king and make trouble, and he will be respected in the south, and the country will be harmed. You are not harming a person, but a country, like you What's the benefit of staying in this world, such a scum of a monk? Even so, I didn't touch your finger or scold you. I didn't explain how I colluded with the old thief Wang Shugui to commit crimes, defrauded him of 10 taels of silver, and then wanted to leave. Just this, I still want to leave a way for you to survive. I just made a bet and deliberately created a If you have a chance to escape, if you keep yourself safe and stay in prison, I will definitely not kill you."

"Your Excellency, please give Pindao another chance. I will confess my sins and change my past, and start a new life." Guo Banxian couldn't move his body, and he began to breathe heavily when he spoke.

"It's too late! Heaven does evil, but it is still forgiven, and people do evil, and they cannot live. This is your own fault, and no one can save you. It is said that monks are not greedy for money, but you are an insatiable fellow. 10 taels Money takes people's lives. How dare a person who has been hungry for so many days eat so much in one meal? I'm done. Your life or death is determined by God. If you escape today's catastrophe, it will be your life. big!"

After Hu San finished speaking, he kicked over the table and walked away with his two "Tao boys".

Guo Banxian couldn't move at all, he had put too much wine and meat in his belly, he forgot that he was almost starving to death.At first he could still struggle to sit up, but he lay down on the ground after a while, and suddenly there was a huge pain, and he couldn't help but fainted.

The two crows on the tree lost their chances and landed on him from time to time, and the eagle circling in the sky seemed to have noticed a dead body lying beside the hut.There is a lot of food scattered around, the people lying on the ground are full, but they are still hungry!