Merry Eunuch Lang

Before he died, Guo Daoren kept chanting silently: "I have been a scheming person all my life, and I have been scheming once when I got here."

Fate is determined by the sky. This statement is absurd. It is better to say that it is man-made.If Guo Daoren falls into the hands of the young eunuch, let him admit his mistake and taunt him a few words, maybe he will let him go.As Zhu Linzong said back then, at worst it was a one-shot deal, and death would be a happy death.But old Guo was unlucky, how did he fall into Hu San's hands?Hu Sanyi has a lot of good intentions and a lot of bad intentions.Neither killing nor beating, he was hungry for several days, finally escaped from the prison, just had a glimmer of hope of surviving, and finally fed him a bellyful of wine and meat, so that Guo Banxian, who is so famous and famous, fell into poverty. He ended up supporting himself to death.Hu San, do you think he is a good guy or a bad guy?

In the previous book, Hu San is not a god. Guo Banxian sneaked into his hut.To be on the safe side, he had soldiers lying in ambush on all sides. It was agreed in advance that as soon as Guo Banxian left the city, he would kill anyone who caught him, and don't ask Zhang San Li Si.And it's better to pinch him to death, suffocate him to death, or beat him to death, the principle is not to let him bleed.In this way, Guo Banxian had the best ending, and finally got into trouble.

Ever since Wang Shugui sent Guo Banxian and the others away that day, he became complacent, thinking that his meritorious deeds had been completed.The little eunuch is dying, what else is he afraid of?Thinking that the success is about to be accomplished, the little emperor is just a deaf ear, and Tong Yatou is also vulnerable.Who would have thought that within a few days, things would change suddenly, and the little eunuch would actually come back to life?This is really a boiled duck and let it fly again, and the scorched wheat grains can still sprout and grow leaves?Really his family, a rare and strange thing in the world just happened to him!What Wang Shugui was thinking at this time was not how to investigate the physical condition of the little eunuch, he suddenly remembered his 10 taels of silver.You must not fight chickens and eggs, and you must not take advantage of that stinky old man?What kind of bullshit and half-immortal, at best, he is a two-hundred-five, half-assed, three-legged cat, and a charlatan is almost the same.Prime Minister Wang scolded and complained, and complained. The key is how to get the money back as soon as possible.Wang Shugui didn't dare to be negligent, so he quickly organized his troops and sent people to chase after him. He must get back the 10 taels of silver, not less.Although there was no contract signed at that time, there was a verbal agreement: if the matter is successful, you will pay, if the matter is not successful, you will not get a penny. Now that things have come to this stage, how dare he embezzle this huge sum of money?

Coincidentally, before the dispatched people left, the three government soldiers who were bodyguards and money guards came back.

Prime Minister Wang was furious when he asked about the situation in Ming and Qing Dynasties. The man named Zhu Linzong was originally with bandits and bandits!This time, he has already grasped the handle. Tomorrow morning, I will go to Mr. Mian to see what else the little eunuch has to say?

On the morning of the second day, Prime Minister Wang went out to play and said:

"Long live my emperor, I heard that about three hundred miles to the west of the capital, there is a mountain of Langdang, where robbers are raging and tyrannizing one side. The merchants in the past talked about the change of the mountain, and they dared not do it without permission. The common people are complaining about it. I hope that the emperor will send out the heavenly soldiers to wipe out the mountain bandits to show the greatness of the emperor's grace, and the common people will raise their hands and celebrate with each other."

When the little emperor heard that there was a bandit, he naturally turned his attention to the little eunuch, because he was in charge of the military.Of course the little eunuch understood what Brother Huang meant, but it was inconvenient to speak, so he just bowed his head and remained silent.Before the little emperor could speak, Prime Minister Wang was afraid that the little eunuch would talk too much, so he hurriedly said:

"According to my minister's secret report, General Zhu Linzong of the Xiaoqi School has an affair with bandits. A few days ago, he helped bandits rob passing merchants in front of the mountain. Please deal with it together with the emperor."

"No way..." The little emperor shook his head like a drum, and said, "General Zhu is an important minister in the court. How can he be with bandits if he lacks a few small coins? It must be because of your intelligence." Wrong, it’s not clear if you read it wrong. How about this, in order to make it clear, investigate General Zhu Linzong’s visit to Dali Temple, and then you can consider the matter of sending troops!”

The little emperor's mind is clear for a while, not clear for a while, and this time he probably understands a little bit.Waiting for the queen mother to pull the rope, there was no movement from the queen mother. He was in a hurry to leave the court quickly, so he simply announced the decree to himself:

"Zhu Linzong will be suspended for self-reflection from now on, and will be handed over to Dali Temple for investigation. The matter of exterminating the mountain bandits will be decided by Xiangfu himself."

As soon as the order came out, Prime Minister Wang seized power and urgently summoned Wen Shichang to the mansion for discussion.Wen Shichang said:

"Enxiang, it's not difficult to exterminate bandits. If you recommend someone from a lowly position, you will surely succeed."

"Who did you say?" Prime Minister Wang didn't know who Wen Shichang remembered.

"Zhao Xiaogao." Wen Shichang said with certainty.

Wang Shugui nodded and said: "For the current plan, there is no other general besides Xiao Gao who can take part in the battle. It's just that this person has no official or job right now, so he must give others a reason to send troops to fight?"

Wen Shichang said: "This matter is simple, as long as you, Enxiang, say in front of the emperor tomorrow morning that you want to appoint Zhao Xiaogao as the general, since the Holy Majesty has ordered Enxiang to take full control of the plan to suppress the bandits, you will definitely agree to this matter."

The emperor issued a decree, ordering Wen Shichang to be the commander of the Bandit Suppression Capital with the rank of the fourth rank, and Zhao Xiaogao the deputy commander of the capital with the rank of the fifth rank, and dispatch [-] elite soldiers to dispatch troops on an auspicious day to wipe out the bandits in Langdang Mountain.

As soon as the news came out, two people were troubled, one was the little eunuch and the other was Cao Huazhi.The little eunuch thought Lin Rugui and Qi Guangyuan could be Zhao Xiaogao's opponents?What Cao Huazhi thinks is that Lin and Qi have saved her life, and they are as close as brothers and sisters to her. Once the stronghold is breached and all are destroyed, if a soldier is captured and goes down the mountain to tell the truth, she will not be able to get rid of it.Cao Huazhi asked the little eunuch about his plan to defeat the army.The little eunuch said with confidence:

"A virtuous wife, don't panic, this time she must take the opportunity to take the life of that fake eunuch, otherwise there will be troubles in the future."

Cao Huazhi said: "Have you thought about it, the two brothers are ordinary, how can a hundred and ten people on the mountain withstand [-] officers and troops?"

The little eunuch comforted: "Don't worry, the officers and soldiers will retreat within ten days."

Cao Huazhi was dissatisfied and said: "Pan Lang, you just said it nicely. After ten days, the heads of the two elder brothers will be gone. Where can I find you?"

The little eunuch smiled and said: "The two elder brothers are not mean to me. You are willing to part with me, but you are not willing to part with me! I will send someone to ride a fast horse to inform them, to guard the stronghold and not to send troops. Even if there are 3 horses, such a slender A small path will never be easily attacked."

Cao Huazhi bowed his head and pondered for a while, then said: "What you said is not unreasonable, I don't know which magic soldier you want to invite this time, is it another wife of your husband?"

The little eunuch laughed and said: "The one who knows me is still my wife. I'm thinking about which one I should use this time? But if I want to invite you, please invite two. A good wife won't dare to be jealous then!"

Cao Huazhi also covered her mouth with a smile and said, "No matter how many wives you have, just don't divorce me when the time comes."

"I swear!" cried the little eunuch, "every wife is my life."

Cao Huazhi said angrily: "Okay, my grand lord, don't swear, just quickly implement your plan!"