Merry Eunuch Lang

Although Gai Laosan could be regarded as a figure in the corner of the hill, at best he was just a bachelor behind the door, and compared with the all-powerful little eunuch, he was much dwarfed in comparison.Before he got out of Sanhe, Gai Liren was caught off guard and wanted to withdraw in a panic, but the little eunuch didn't give him a chance to slip away.Reluctantly braced himself for a few moves, already sweating profusely and frightened, he was in a hurry and yelled loudly.The second brother wanted to help, knowing that going up would be a death for nothing, he was hesitating, Gai Tianli was the eldest brother after all, he couldn't bear to see the third brother die, so he slapped the second brother Gai Dili with his hand, shouted, and said:

"Brothers are all on it!"

What a three cover battle eunuch!Pan You'an didn't change his face, didn't show his anger, he blocked three sides by himself, Fang Jue was able to handle it with ease.His ecstasy long spear is haunting and haunting, and the spear is killing people.This is also retribution, the three villains had lost their spirits when they were playing with Xue'er just now, and now it is only left to how to save their lives and get out of the body.

The old village owner Shangguan Bao knew how powerful his son-in-law was, so he led people out of the village early, a team of about a thousand or ten people stood in line, waved flags and shouted, and beat drums in unison to cheer for the third uncle.

Shangguanxue saw the three villains coming together, and wanted to go up to help her husband, but when she took a closer look at the battle scene, she immediately let go of her hanging heart.He had no choice but to stand aside immediately with his gun, and closely observe the situation of the duel between the two sides.

Youdao is a brother who fights a tiger. When a father and son fight in battle, the three of them work together to fight one person. First of all, the Ge family brothers take a great advantage in terms of numbers.However, it is Kung Fu, and it does not necessarily mean that there are many people and great strength.The little eunuch has experienced battles for a long time and is proficient in martial arts. He is already an expert in fighting and killing.His sharp spear swung left and right, pointing east and west, like a dragon swimming in water.Although the brothers of the Gai family are very powerful, but they can't use the right place, and they are often busy.

After a while, the youngest man, Gai Manpower, obviously couldn't hold on any longer, and he yelled strangely, "Brothers, hold on first, let me rest for a while", and was about to run away after saying that.How could the little eunuch let him do such a good thing? He shot his spear, and the underhook just caught Gai Liren's neck. He pulled back violently, the armor was torn, and the youngest fell under the horse with his upper body naked.Seeing this, Shangguan Xue stepped forward and shot Gai Manpower, killing him.Gai Dili was carelessly distracted, and was also thrown off the horse by the little eunuch. Shangguanxue copied it and sent Gai's second child to the road to the west, and the two brothers went as companions.

The three brothers are far from the young eunuch's opponents, now that two of them are gone, Gai Tianli knows that the situation is over.He wanted to say something soft, but he couldn't save his face, so he had to slap his swollen face to pretend to be fat, and fought hard. The hour was not long, he was already sweating profusely and panting like a cow.The little eunuch's bad intentions came up, and he didn't do anything deadly. He made moves and tricks, and made Gai Tianli so funny that he looked like an old sow hanging from a tree, and he could only scream.Not long after, the exhausted Gai Tianli fell off his horse like a dead dog, and was shot dead by Shangguanxue.

The 1000 men and horses brought by the Gai brothers retreated one after another at this time, and Sa Yazi wanted to run away.Two tigers, Zhang Facun and the young general, were blocked at the intersection. One used to kill the other, and the two used to kill a pair.They had no choice but to turn around, throw themselves on the ground together, and shouted "willing to surrender".

The old village master, Shangguan Bao, had the virtue of living a good life, and shouted, "Third uncle, forget it, don't worry about these little soldiers, they are also following orders, so I can't blame them." Then the little eunuch ordered Zhang Erjiang to stop.

Shangguan Xue repeated his old trick, jumped from his own horse onto the little eunuch's horse, put his arms around his neck and shouted:

"Pan Lang, how did you know that I had this disaster?"

The little eunuch smiled and said: "It's better to come early than to come at a good time. When I return to the village, wait for me to explain it to the lady in detail!"

The two of them got off their horses, and the soldiers from the village had already taken the horse away. Shangguan Xue'er affectionately held her husband's arm, and they went back to Dazhai together.The little eunuch pointed to the second general Zhang Facun and said:

"Xue'er, these are my two brothers, General Zhang and General Liang."

Zhang and Liang hurriedly clasped their hands together and said with a smile, "Sister-in-law, I'm being polite here."

Shangguanxue returned the gift, and said tenderly: "Thanks to the help of the two uncles, thank you in advance. You two will be led to take a bath and change clothes, and we will see you at the banquet later. We are home here, your brother and I If you have something to say, please feel free, uncle."

The little eunuch and Shangguan Xue both entered the bathroom, this place belongs to the plateau area, the sun is still scorching in the afternoon, and there is a cold wind blowing in the afternoon.It's cold outside, but warm inside.A huge bathtub was filled with hot water. Xueer tenderly undressed the little eunuch, and then rubbed his shoulders and backs for him, from the top of the head to the bottom of the feet, even behind the ears, without letting the toes crack However, carefully wipe clean for the husband.The little eunuch looked back at his charming wife's bright and clean naked body, she was like a jade goddess of love, and couldn't help but feel a whim, the matter was more than half a foot long, Shangguanxue bent down and pulled it, laughing road:

"Don't panic, cat, cat, I'll give you some noodle soup later."

The little eunuch blushed slightly, and said stubbornly: "Who wants to drink the noodle soup? What do you want to do with the noodle soup? If you want to eat it, you can eat something dizzy. I still want to eat a goldfish!"

"Okay, I'll let you eat the goldfish after taking a shower." Shangguanxue said happily while she was doing her work, holding another handful of her husband's rod with two fingers....

"No, no, it wants to eat now, it's hungry." The little eunuch deliberately played a childish temper.

"Be obedient, I will go to bed later, and I will let you eat as much as you want, just don't make you a greedy cat." Shangguan Xue said with a smile.

"No, I want to warm up now." The little eunuch held his wife's pretty face in both hands, and said eagerly, salivating.

"Then try it for a while, don't dare to do that. Let's save the fun for the night, Xue'er has been waiting for her lover for more than half a year!" Shangguan Xue sat on the edge of the bathtub, first posing in a graceful posture Mode.

The little eunuch was familiar with the road, and drove straight in, and said with a brazen smile: "Mistress, just don't worry, I will guarantee your satisfaction."

Xue'er frowned slightly, and said angrily: "Brother, don't you know how to be gentle? Why are you so impatient, and don't care whether others can stand it or not?"

"I am a long drought and sweet rains, and I meet old acquaintances in a foreign land!" said the little eunuch while working.

"Don't be ashamed, how many women did you get out of the mountain this time?" Shangguanxue asked, stroking the little eunuch's back with both hands.

"My father-in-law has never picked wild flowers, this lady knows it, but,"

"But what? Seeing how hesitant you are, do you have something to hide from me?" Shangguan Xue pushed the little eunuch and asked hastily.

"Don't dare, don't worry, lady, it's important to do business now, and the rest will be explained later."

(The 210 words are deleted below) The two of them had just got dressed when someone knocked on the door outside the house, and Xue Er said to come in.The little eunuch suddenly saw that the man had a kind face. When the man saw the little eunuch, he bowed his head and said in his mouth:

"Engong is always nice, I want to be a brat."

The little eunuch couldn't remember who this person was for a while, so he turned to look at his wife, Xue'er smiled and said:

"Lang Jun has a good memory. This is the person whose name you sent here was Pan You'an."

Only then did the little eunuch suddenly realize, "You also call him Pan You'an?"

The lady said, "I changed his name to Shangguanfu."

"Okay, that's a good name change! He was the one who cleaned me up, otherwise why would I be here today? He said I was his benefactor, but in fact he is my benefactor! "

After the little eunuch finished speaking, he raised Shangguan Fu with both hands, and said: "Brother, from now on I will sworn brotherhood with you. In this life, I have the wealth and honor of Pan You'an. I will never forget you brother for a day."

Shangguanfu was overjoyed, and wanted to kowtow again, but was stopped by the little eunuch, and said with a smile:

"Brother, if you are always so polite, brother, I will be angry. How will sister Xueer treat you?"

Shangguan Fu said: "Miss treats me like a brother or sister. Knowing that I am weak, she never asks me to do hard work, and often chats with me."

The little eunuch said: "That's right, my Xue'er is a good person."

Shangguanfu suddenly remembered, and said anxiously: "The master asked me to invite the lady and uncle to dinner! The banquet in the hall has been set for a long time."

The little eunuch corrected him and said: "From now on, you are not allowed to be called Young Lady or Uncle. As I said just now, we are brothers, so you can call me brother and Xueer sister-in-law, did you hear me?"

Shangguanfu agreed and said: "Understood, brother, sister-in-law."

When we arrived at the hall, the old Shangguan stood at the door to greet him, held the little eunuch's hand, and said with tears in his eyes:

"My son-in-law, if you hadn't come today, the village would have been in great trouble."

The little eunuch laughed and said, "Your father-in-law, you don't have to be polite, the family still speaks two different languages?"

At night, when they got into the hot quilt, the two of them started to beat the gongs and drums again, and there was another fierce battle, which I won't mention here.Afterwards, the little eunuch Fang truthfully explained how he got several new wives, and of course he also truthfully told Shangguan Xueer the real purpose of this visit.

Shangguanxue leaned tenderly in her husband's arms, and said earnestly: "Lang, what you have done is earth-shattering and good, and I praise you. But, it seems that there are a little more wives, but that's right, these people have both talents and appearances." Not all of the women in the network are under my Pan Lang's hands, so I would feel sorry for you if you leave them to others!"