Merry Eunuch Lang

Time was running out, and the little eunuch didn't dare to stay longer, so he bid farewell to his father-in-law, his wife Xue'er, Zhang Facun, Xiao Liang and others and rushed to the capital early the next morning.At the gate of the city, someone sent by Hu San caught them and led them directly to a living place.There is no such-and-such mansion at the gate, but the courtyard wall is very tall and majestic, and there are soldiers guarding the gate.Seeing the visitors, the concierge greeted them with a grin and a smile. After entering the second gate, they found that it was a quite quiet and spacious courtyard.There are about a dozen rooms on the left and right sides, and three main rooms in the upper main room. One side is the bedroom and the other side is the study.There are several side rooms in the corridors on both sides.The courtyard is paved with blue bricks, the windows are bright and the doors are wide, which is very elegant.

When Hu San heard the news, he hurried out from the upper room, followed by Cao Huazhi and Liang Quenchai.Hu San yelled as he walked:

"Brother, you invited sister-in-law Xue'er so quickly, who do you think these two are?"

The little eunuch was stunned: behind Hu San, besides Cao Huazhi and Huang Qiuchan, there was also Ruan Shimei!Huang Qiuchan was invited by him, and Ruan Shimei's arrival was out of his expectation.If she had known that Ruan Shimei could come, Xue Er would not have invited her.With Ruan Shimei's ability, let alone one Zhao Xiaogao, so what if there are two or three?It's not that he didn't think of Ruan Shimei at the beginning, it's mainly because the journey is too long, the South Vietnamese country is more than 1 miles away, and it's impossible to go back and forth in ten days.

Both Huang Qiuchan and Ruan Shimei were born in martial arts, their personalities are similar to Shangguanxue's, and they don't have the restraint of a concubine's concubine. Seeing the little eunuch, they hurried forward and affectionately, one held his left arm, the other hugged her Right shoulders, said in unison: "Lang Jun, I want to kill my slave!"

Cao Huazhi and her husband parted not long ago, so there was no need to be too affectionate, and she stood beside her with a smile.

The little eunuch patted the backs of the two beautiful wives, and said with a smile: "What is it like in broad daylight? Chaner, Meizi, come and meet your sister Xueer, and Xueer will also meet your sister Huazhi .”

Huang Qiuchan and Ruan Shimei turned around and went to see Xue'er, and Xue'er went to see Huazhi again, the four women didn't care about any etiquette, they didn't say good luck, let alone bow and salute, they laughed after calling "Sister" hugging together.

Needless to say for the others, Zhang Facun and Huang Ren didn't come in from the second door at all.Hu San turned around, with his hands behind his back, and looked up at the sky, wondering which cloud in the sky aroused his interest?

The little eunuch was surrounded by his wives, like the moon surrounded by stars, the affection and tenderness were beyond words.The little eunuch was so excited that he almost shed a few tears.A man stands between the heaven and the earth, although he has the ambition of Ling Yun, he still does not lack the love of children.In the future life, it will be enough to be accompanied by such a few strange women who are affectionate and righteous, who know the cold and warm, and who look like gods!

After entering the room, everyone drank tea and talked, and Hu Sancai solved the mystery. He said:

"Brother, I bought this private house for you without your prior consent. The price is not very expensive. The main reason is that I think it will be inconvenient to live in the posthouse after the sisters-in-law come here."

The little eunuch nodded and said, "Brother is very thoughtful."

After all, the little eunuch turned around and asked how Ruan Shimei got the news and came here so quickly?

Before Ruan Shimei could speak, Huang Qiuchan took it and said:

"Husband doesn't know. When you sent people to my place, sister Meizi happened to be a guest at my house. Hearing that her husband was in trouble, we discussed it and came together."

Ruan Shimei joked: "I'm not on the husband's list, could it be that I'm being selfish? Otherwise, I'll come back tomorrow."

The little eunuch hurriedly explained: "Good wife, don't worry too much. I didn't invite you because the journey is far away. Of course, I feel more relieved when you come here. You must be sure to win the game. You don't know, Meizi's rope is very easy to pull." Amazing, it almost didn’t tie me up back then!”

Ruan Shimei glanced at her husband affectionately, and said, "Didn't I let you catch me in the end?"

Cao Huazhi stood up and said: "It's all for my business. I have worked for my sisters who came from afar. My sister said first."

The three daughters said together: "Sister is too polite, it's all as it should be, and the family still speaks two different languages?"

Not long after, all the friends who stayed in the capital arrived. Some of them knew each other and some didn't. They met each other, mainly a few sisters-in-law.It is said that there are people in the court who are good at being officials, and even Zhu Linzong, who was temporarily detained in Dali Temple for censorship, also arrived.

Although Fat Xishi is now the second-rank wife of the emperor, because she is a distinguished guest from the south, she is the only one here who is a master at cooking Cantonese cuisine, so she was dragged by Hu San to help in the kitchen. The sisters also met each other.Fat Xi Shi is not necessarily the youngest, but according to seniority, all four wives are called sisters-in-law.Everyone is buzzing, very happy.The little eunuch was worried about Langdang Mountain, so he didn't dare to delay for too long, so he ordered people to withdraw from the banquet and sent the brothers back early.

Seeing that the tenth day was approaching, the time limit given by the prime minister was also up. The people on the mountain just adopted the old method of the tiger not coming out of the cave.On this day, several people decided to make a final attack. If there was still no movement on the mountain, they had no choice but to set fire to attack the mountain.If people can't go up, are you afraid that the fire won't go up?At that time, the fire will be all over the sky, and even if they want to go down the mountain, they will not be able to come down.The plan has been decided, and the three groups of people waved their flags and shouted at the same time:

"Listen to the gangsters on the mountain, go down the mountain quickly and die, if not, set fire to the forest, and then burn you to maturity, don't regret it!"

A young man patrolling the mountain reported this information to the mountain. When Lin Rugui and Qi Guangyuan heard that the officers and soldiers were going to set fire to the mountain, they suddenly lost their minds.I thought that once the fire started, there would be no place to hide, no place to hide, and the jerky meatloaf would be burnt into jerky and meatloaf, which would be short of seasoning.Qi Guangyuan said:

"Brother, it's better to go down the mountain and risk your life to fight, maybe you can escape a few alive, and don't let the whole family burn up."

Lin Rugui said: "The eunuch's brother-in-law sent us a message, let's hold on for ten days, and counting with our fingers, it happens that today is ten days. Could it be that the eunuch's brother-in-law missed us?"

Qi Guangyuan said: "Water far away can't quench thirst near you. Although the eunuch brother-in-law said that, maybe it was to give us courage to say something reassuring. Now I can't take care of that much. Don't wait for the fire to start, then it will be too late. "

The two had nothing to do, so they had to tie up and stop, pull out the black mule and call it a donkey, and gathered a hundred and ten people from the mountain.

When Zhao Xiaogao saw the bandits coming down the mountain, he was very happy, thinking that the opportunity to make a miracle had come, he drove the red rabbit horse, drew Fang Tian's halberd, and went forward to meet him and shouted:

"Rebel, quickly grab a rope and bind yourself, then stretch your neck, and wait for Grandpa to kill you one by one."

Qi Guangyuan was furious and didn't talk to him. He raised a big hammer and hit Zhao Xiaogao head-on.Zhao Xiaogao pushed it away lightly, and knocked one of Qi Guangyuan's hammers to the ground with one click.The double-hammer will become a single-hammer general, and Qi Guangyuan is desperate anyway, looking back and shouting:

"Brother, hurry up and lead the brothers to rush out, wait for me to resist this guy."

Zhao Xiaogao gave Qi Guangyuan a chance to resist, and another shot was fired, and Qi Guangyuan's hammer was poked a hole.Zhao Xiaogao also had an undercut on the tip of the gun, and when he pulled it back, Qi Guangyuan was not as strong as Zhao Xiaogao, so he could not let go of the hammer.Zhao Xiaogao threw off the hammer, and the point of the gun went straight to Qi Guangyuan's throat.The empty hammer will become the empty-handed general, Qi Guangyuan yelled, "I will die!"

Just at this moment, suddenly an arrow came, and it hit Zhao Xiaogao's halberd head impartially.Hearing a "choke clang", Fang Tianji fell to the side.Zhao Xiaogao was startled, when he looked back, two female generals came from behind him, Zhao Xiaogao didn't dare to fight, so he had to abandon Qi Guangyuan and raised his gun to face the two female generals.

The second female general arrived on a flying horse, Zhao Xiaogao was dumbfounded after a short glance, where did this woman come from, why is she so delicate and beautiful, so eye-catching?A woman is exquisite, dignified and beautiful, wearing a yellow silk scarf on her head, wearing a yellow battle robe, riding a yellow fat horse, with a bow and short arrows on her shoulders, and a red tasseled spear in her hand.The other female general has a face as white as snow, black eyebrows and bright eyes, red lips and white teeth, tight-fitting goose chain and soft armor, behind her is a bloody red war robe, on her crotch is a horse with a red mane, and she is holding a spear in her hand.He has dabbled in countless talented women and beauties in the palace, but none of them can compare with these two women.Zhao Xiaogao reined in the horse's head, arched his hands, and said with a smile:

"Where did the two girls come from?"

"Passing by." The girl on the red horse said coldly.

"Since you are passing by, please go ahead! Didn't you see that the officers and soldiers are destroying this group of bandits? It's not that you are young women, so you took them and punished them as gangsters." Zhao Xiaogao reprimanded.

"Nowadays, a family of soldiers and bandits, who knows which one is the official army and which one is the bandit? There is no writing on the face, how do we know? We just see so many of you beating others, and we are a little bit upset." The yellow horse rider The girl giggled.

"It's really helpless. Two passers-by idlers dare to meddle in the affairs of the government and the army to suppress the bandits? If you are sensible, go away, or you will make grandpa angry and make you two ghosts under my gun." !"

"General, you said that you are the leader of the army. How do I think you look like a eunuch? But to be honest, I just took a few glances, and your martial arts are extraordinary. Why don't you teach us two?" The woman on the red horse followed. Also made a joke.

Zhao Xiaogao was teased by these two women until his face was bruised and purple, the boss felt uncomfortable, he thought to himself, could it be that someone is looking for faults, even so, what can the two women do to him?It's better to capture these two beauties back, hide them in a place, and use them slowly.After thinking about it, he yelled:

"Hurry up and get out of the way, I don't have time to chat with you, I'm going to do it!"

The two women shook their guns and said, "Come on, come on, come if you are not afraid of death!"

Zhao Xiaogao didn't talk to him anymore, he summoned up his supernatural power, danced with the divine halberd that Marquis Lu Wen used back then, and urged his horse to kill him.The two women were also unambiguous, each holding a weapon, and the three of them fought together.After fighting for about fifty or seventy rounds like this, Zhao Xiaogao thought to himself: "You really can't judge people by appearance, sea water can't be measured, and these two delicate girls have such outstanding martial arts?" Sweat was already oozing from the upper body, and the two female generals were already sweating profusely. The two kills were inseparable, and the outcome was hard to tell.Just at this time, suddenly another female general rushed in from the slash, and when she got close, she called out:

"Two sisters, take a break and wait for me to take this guy!"